what were they thinking
>>219165083It makes a lot more sense to make Ellie look like your average potato faced hick American in a post apocalyptic world with no access to cosmetics and a rugged lifestyle, rather than a pre troon Ellen Page or whatever they did to her in the gorillion remasters, is what I would be saying if they hadn’t cast a literal model as her kike lesbian partner.
>>219174850Yeah... OOOOOOKay...
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>>219165083I think subhuman troon on 2nd pic resembles mentally challenged sexual deviant from tlou2 pretty well
>>219178218>coalburnerGood riddanceWhat they should've done is get their fucking act together and make it while Abby's actress was still a fit for Ellie
Hello operator? Get me the based department on the line right now.
>>219203882Because Nintendo wants a cinematic universe and this is step one.
>>219203882Smash Bros movie
>PLEASE MR NINTENDO GET ME ON THE FRANCHISE SLOPPA TRAIN RIGHT NOW
>>219203882Nintendo Cinematic Universe, but if they were smart, they'll call it Smash Bros Universe and tie it in with the next game.
>>219203817Based, can you post that fox that looks just like him?
Overall, what did we think of it?
>>219201133Props to Sydney's performance of Lucy standing up to her father, even ripping off her corset with the rest of her dress
>>219201133>>219203182Wise of them to end it on Phantom Lord. Would've liked to have seen ToH, but it just makes more sense when you think about it.
>>219201387>Tia Ballard?
Danny Devito as Ichiya really stole the show. Still surprised they gave him not one, but FIVE scenes of full frontal nudity.
>>219202437Juvia was horribly miscast. She should've been eastern European not this ugly, disgusting beaner
The fuck happened to this guy? Also Daniel Tosh.
>>219203381Kek. I got it from reddit (via google images ofc)
>>219199805>Cook's half-brother, Darryl McCauley, served as his business manager until 2008, when Cook discovered that McCauley and his wife Erika had embezzled at least $12 million from him.[82] They were charged with embezzlement and larceny in 2010, and pleaded guilty. Darryl was sentenced to six years in prison and 16 years of probation, and Erika was sentenced to three years in prison and 13 years of probation. Both were ordered to pay restitution to Cook.[83][84]
>>219201438 standup died the second every midwit with a ring light realized they could farm clips on tiktok and call it a “special.” nobody’s crafting bits anymore, they’re crafting 45 second crowd work reactions for the algorithm.at least the old 2000s edge lords committed to the bit. now it’s all “i’m just asking questions” TED talk energy with a mic stand. give it another 5 years and netflix specials are just going to be 90 minutes of a guy explaining his diet while the audience claps like seals.
>>219202706Go back and look at his "Comedy Central Presents" special. He was dorky then. He's just older now and coasting off his past success and as far as I'm aware, never really had any major scandals or drama. Dude just does whatever he feels like I guess.
>>219199700Both unfunny, forced faggots.
>we need a weapon for the bad guys
Third worlder or 13 year old?
>>219203935mutt or retarded?
>>219203926>we need a weapon for the good guys
>>219203926>>219203993Everyone that fights in a war is the bad guy.
>switches from 16mm to digital >all soul lost in an instant Digital filming should be a crime
>>219203979I loved the episode where troy accidentally drove into a pride parade
almost cried
>>219203724Yeah. The structure doesn't work. I can't be fucked to watch gonzo-esque father & daughter holiday scenes only because them being taped and now watched by a character in the movie signifies they probably have greater meaning.
>>219203756well the way i saw it was he was obviously insanely depressed and he knew that the girl would be provided for by her mom and he just knew that he couldnt live with himself any longer so he just took one last trip with her and recorded everything so she would atleast be able to cherish her memories with him
>found footage mystery box except the mystery is depression and suicide I clapped.
>>219203897wtf do you people unironically hate aftersun, this movie was genuinely one of the best movies of that year (2022) for me, maybe the best too
>>219203959I didn't even finish it. Obviously Mescal and the girl are great actors, but it's technically unimpressive, structurally blunt, and emotionally manipulative.
filmed in Morocco just like 1 and 2Rachel Weisz and John Hannah are backhttps://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/the-mummy-john-hannah-returning-rachel-weiszs-brother-1236548604/
>>219203957>an Egyptian moviehahahaha you fucked UUUUUUUUUUUUUP you useless fucking retard, can you do ANYTHING fucking properly lmao loser faggot
>Bilbo blows tight ring of smoke>Gandalf blows his smoke through Bilbo's ring>Bilbo's ring is now gaped wide>Bilbo smiles and says "Gandalf my friend, This is going be a night to remember">Gandalf tells Frodo to “Keep it secret and safe”What did LOTR mean by this?
>>219203984The ring not a butthole duh
>It is precious to me, though I buy it with great pain
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the first three seasons are just great.It's a shame that they got fucked by the constant timeslot changes
>>219198341They’re paid off to act as his beards. I refuse to believe Spade isn’t gay and I am confident that he only does this so that Sandler/Kevin James and the rest of that set get off his back about being a queer.
>>219169414>It's a shame that they got fucked by the constant timeslot changeswhat happened?
>>219203682Not OP but it never had a definitive timeslot. It was moved around its entire existence which doesn't really allow a show to build a consistent audience. Despite that it still had good ratings until its last season from memory.
Why does this franchise feel so fucking soulless compared to the first JP movies
>>219188289The second movie was a horrible piece of shit, and the third one was pretty damn bad too.But they still had some nice practical effects and didn't have that weirdly dreamy digital look of the new ones.
>>219188289Because it didn't need sequels
>>219191316fuck you, its kino. entire movie sohuld have been just ingen hunting dinosaurs instead of that stupid greenpeace plot and malcolm's mutt daughterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NaBHCuxqhA
The first one understood that nobody is there to see character stories, they're there to see a premise. What if a dinosaur theme park? The characters exist only to facilitate the plot and themes that arise from that. Turns out they ended up being pretty cool and iconic in their own right, but nobody was ever under any impression that these were deep or complicated characters or that we needed to know more about them. At most we got a couple of very simple and minor arcs with Grant and Hammond.Every movie afterwards puts more and more emphasis on the character stories, their personal lives and interpersonal relationships, their motivations, etc. The premise necessarily takes a back seat to all this, so you're basically left with a bad soap opera terrorized by dinosaurs. They focused on character story rather than further probing the central premise, or exploring some other interesting premise.
>>219188289JPW is legitimately the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. I never watched any of the sequels after that one.
>Oh!>I'm just goofin'>New boot goofin'
Play or Die! editionPrevious >>219148906
>>219203747It's a straight sci-fi like The Island or Clonus but intentionally uses horror techniques as a misdirect, but then has that last minute twist to fully bring it into horror. There aren't any kills (until the literal last second), the purported villain doesn't exist, and the "actual" villain isn't (and in fact ends up the victim.) it's dressed up in horror clothes intentionally to trick you.
>>219203859>it's dressed up in horror clothes intentionally to trick you.NTA but that is what was interesting about it. And there were some spooky touches. When the girl counselor is telling the campfire story there is this creepy white face in the darkness behind her. It made me think this was going to be supernatural.
>>219203859It was horror from beginning with the camp fire story. It is a horror movie.
>>219203859Nta, but you clearly don’t know anything.
>>219203859> it's dressed up in horror clothes intentionally to trick you.It is a horror movie
Daredevil Born Again Season 2 Episode 2 “Shoot the Moon” and Episode 3 “The Scales & The Sword” air tonight at 6pm pst, 9pm est.Episode 1 Thread >>218895587Episode 1 Recap>Matt heads to the Northern Star ship beats up the guards and the Captain sinks the ships but before escaping Matt uses a watch as a tracking device for the imported weapons>Karen and Matt are living together in an apartment above Josie’s>Fisk starts a manhunt for Matt and Karen>NY state officials want oversight in the Fisk Admin, but Mr. Charles gets Val to convince them otherwise>Heather interrogates Swordsman who is being held in a prison that is on the Red Hook free port>Heather has started hallucinating Muse presence>Ben Hochberg tries to convince Kirstin to leave Murdock & McDuffie and drop the Swordsman case>One of the 2 escapees from the Northern Star gets killed by Buck Cashman>Fisk is cutting a deal with Daniel Blake, letting him have an apartment in his building>Karen warns BB Urich to not get too close to Daniel>Karen calls Jessica Jones to get info on who is buying the weapons on the Northern Star>Cherry gets beat up by the AVTF who ask why he’s looking for Greek SailorsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>219203598whatever their plan is for thunderbolts is, i hope they wont kill off any character or disband the team. for years MCU movies were dogshit and thunderbolts was first MCU movie i saw since endgame and it was really enjoyable. that team has more potential that whatever new avengers is
>>219203598>>219203642>>219203667"What happens to X after Secret Wars" is a question that could apply to everything in the MCU including Born Again. I was actually thinking that the reason why it might end prematurely isn't because of low ratings (because the series is chum change in terms of budget and D+ needs more annual shows) but rather because it will inevitably get derailed by or have to account for Dr. Doom's multiverse shenanigans.Like the Fantastic Four are probably moving into the main universe after Avengers. Does that mean NYC is going to have a new retrofuturistic look in the rebooted timeline? Is Born Again S4 going to feature retrobots and hover cars?
>>219203642I don't know about Val, they seem to want to keep her around as Fem/Evil!Fury. I doubt anything in Doomsday/SW deals with Val and her machinations specifically; there's just no room in the story for Earth exposes. They need a middle movie to lead to Red Hulk (with another recast) and the such joining. I think Spider-Man 5 featuring the MCU Osborn, some specials and whatnot could do that. Maybe a Cap 5. Bring back Zemo, have Bucky suit up as Captain America too or something, continue that thread. Otherwise there's no way to go from T-Bolts to DD/SW and then to a wholly new Dark Avengers team.>>219203667Sentry probably stays, same as Yelena. C/D-Listers like Guardian, USAgent, Ghost, I genuinely have no idea. Bucky is the odd one out because I don't see Stan sticking around to play Blacktain America's No2 so who knows.>>219203720I think FF are just dropped into this universe, nothing else carries over, the same way Peter Darker was brought into the 616 after SW. I doubt much changes. What baffles me is that they've already introduced mutants instead of using the multiverse as a way to explain them. We'll see, I guess.
i know why they can't have him in the show, but it's so hard to believe that spidey is okay with/ignoring the taskforce and everything fisk does.
>>219203970He's still crying about his ex-girlfriend offscreen.
>They were men once...
>>219203759what does that have to do with LOTR
>>219200454The way the wraith’s movements are described in the books is one of the creepiest things about them yet Jackson completely ignored it. Love the films but what a hack.
This board seems to have a weird obsession with transpeople. What's up with that?
>>219203890This is the least bad non-gay board for trans obsession
