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What's gonna happen, if any human would had sex with one, who's been infected by "black oil"? Especially, if that one human is Special Representative to UNSECGEN Marita Covarrubias ?
>>217227572I'm sure he has some authority to make field decisions that are official and binding even if they're not formalized in paperwork at that moment.
>Mulder, Scully. My hot tub, now!
>>217229919kek
gib scully gf
Are Matt and Trey still writing for the show?
>South Park predicts the future yet againThey didn't lose their touch
>>217230841I'm not talking about that
>>217228657Humor is dead, but farting is still somehow the best joke. If you want to make yourself laugh eat some baked beans, broccoli, bean casserole then go to a movie or township/country board meeting and gas up the joint. Is it juvenile? Yes. Will you laugh when the township supervisor asks whoever it is that is farting to stop, yes. You’ll have to suppress your laughter which will only make it more intense. Take a friend out and have even a better time.
>>217231030>farting is still somehow the best jokeDamn right
>>217231292Still can't believe this aired
What's your favorite Czech movie?
>>217226985Wendy moon in asstraffick
>>217231823Same shit as mayli>2 videos of her getting spat on by an old meth head and utterly degraded>10 years on and people are still posting comments about her in an art galleries youtube video that she featured in
Where are all these candid pics from?
>>217232204Not really, Mayli got fucked to oblivion and back, Anna just did really vanilla shit.
>>217232214I often photograph award ceremonies, graduations etc.
Those initial three seasons were the greatest roller-coaster one can ever experience, especially if you watched it weekly. The intrigue was unparalleled, arguably the best ever to get televised.Sure, it was all mystery boxes they didn't even have any answers to, but that's precisely what made it so captivating. The writers didn't have all the answers and his lack of definitive answers allowed for endless speculation and theorizing among viewers, creating a sense of communal discovery on the emerging broadband internet scene. It was like a jigsaw puzzle with missing pieces, and we were left to connect the dots. It was quite frankly impossible to make a story like this with some masterplan in mind that would come together neatly in the end.The simplicity of the premise, survivors on an enigmatic island, is what made it so appealing. Many have attempted to mimic its success, none have managed to recreate the same magic.Lost was just a perfect storm of storytelling elements, released at the perfect moment in time, that will never be seen again.youtube.com/watch?v=a7GkdaLSxeQ
>>217231432to this
>>217231432nice
>>217231480post pics
>>217230397hot
>>217231490It's been 22 years, my dude. Most women are born, peak and wall in a shorter timeframe than that.
ITT: Times you acted like the Stranger Thing
I have autism. Every day is the Stranger Thing to me.
>>217232169>>217232240stranger thing is just normal thing to a fucked up guy like me
>>217232271woahhhhh.... damn...
>>217232169I too aspire for a Holly trad housewife.
Priyanka Chopra is Rita Repulsa.https://thedisinsider.com/2026/01/08/names-circling-the-power-rangers-disney-series/
>>217221959based love big titty jeetas but it would be more based if it was nicki minaj
>>217221959That Pajeeta is kind of hot
>>217222417>>217223032Power Rangers is MMPR in popular consciousnessAsk some random person about the Green Ranger and it's Tommy who will pop up in their mind, not Adam or Joel or Ziggy or whoever (they'll likely have no idea of who these are)
>Rita Ripulsaar
>>217231965What porno is this?
Rosamund Pike in DooM
Radiant in Pride & Prejudice
Rosamund Pike in Die Another Day
>>217231726Do every white actress have to be fucked by a nigger at least in one movie through her career? Is this mandatory?
Rosamund Pike at the Houses of Parliament recently, still looking good
>>217232199>Is this mandatory?who knows?
Do you watch movies on your phone?
>>217232235Get real. I use my Wii U.
>>217232235if I have to
>>217232235Why did you make a similar thread on /mu/ about?
No I did it once and it sucked. Even on tablets it's pretty shit.
>>217232235nope, most I've watched is some aqua teen while farming some mobile game I was playing
Does Conan have a point? Does anger prevent comedy? I feel like when comedians enter their angry phase is generally when they stop being funny and everyone seems angry now.
>>217232198it looks like India, you dumb faggot
>>217232089i'll believe anything susan sarandons boobs say
>>217232218>>217232234You're blind.
>>217232089The real reason he wants to forget the Haiti incedent is that the joke he missed is so glaring it proves he's an idiot. If you want to pwn Trump in a Haiti trip, you go up to the border wall the Dominican Republic built to keep Haitians out and say "this is how you get a border wall for free".
>>217232246
Gobekli Tepe, therefore it's real
>>217229590You have never read a book on anthropology in your life.
>>217227552That is not Hancock's claim. Have you read any of his books?
>>217231758Not that poster but I've read 3 of his books. He has a shitty meandering way of writing. He also gives more credit to tribal societies than they deserve.
>>217231817but it's the opposite of what university professors are teaching, so it must be true!
>>217231758hancock is constantly hiding behind common sense claims whenever his ludicrous bullshit speculation is challenged.>Look this one thing i said is true and academia keeps slandering me! I'm just a journalist posing questions anyway!
I always thought that Captain Atom had a lot of potential.>American soldier framed for being a Soviet spy during the Cold War.>Volunteers for shady government experiment in exchange for a pardon for the sake of his pregnant wife.>Gets put inside the wreckage of a spaceship and the military basically drop a nuke on it to see if the alien metal can withstand the blast.>The metal fuses with the soldier, turning him into a living nuke with atomic powers and launching him 15 years into the future.>The government never issue his pardon since they presumed him dead, immediately blackmails him into becoming a government-sponsored supersoldier codenamed Captain Atom.>The general who secretly framed him out of jealousy so they’d have a test subject is now married to his wife and raising his son.>Soldier must learn how to control his powers, reconnect with his family and escape from under the government’s control.Plus he's got a cool design.
>>217230636>>217230671Too late! Matt Damon has already signed on for the role in the Gunnversehttps://youtu.be/sKLsVrIzJhU?si=NhbN6hi34Ve7AMnQ
Firestorm could make for a fun buddy adventure film: A chad and a nerd get fused into one body who can transmute things as long they know the chemical components, with one controlling the body and the other becoming a disembodied voice giving advice. In the comics, the two most popular configurations are chad student Ronnie Raymond and his nerd professor Martin Stein, or Ronnie and nerd student Jason Rusch, with the twist that Ronnie and Jason don’t control who’s going to become the body and who’s gonna be the guiding voice and they alternate every time they merge.
>>217230610>capeshitgrow up
>>217230610Doesn't his daughter fall for his best friend who knew her since she was a child? And that best friend is like a 50 something black guy? Boy i'd love to see the reaction to that one
>>217230769This would make a cool Smallville type series.
Who cares about humanity anyway? editionprevious >>217169955
>>217223724>How is it able to jump from rat to human and not infect every other creature on earth when dropped off aresolised?bro, the plurbs literally spawned in a genetic engineering laboratory with an army of scientists and virologists. >>217229755it ends, and then they go into drone mode: spread the plurb, do not kill/hurt/etc. Presumably, once the plurbmind has no further ability to spread, it goes dormant and saves energy until it has more chances to spread
>>217192528I wonder what's gonna happen to this negro when manos wins and deplurbs the earth and every woman wakes up and remembers what he did.
>>217192528By not choosing old hags. Let's just say i would heavily test the plurbs moral qualms about age of consent
>>217194665aw poor britt
>listens to every radio frequency by himself>lived self sufficiently for weeks>crossed multiple countries by himself just on the hope of finding another person>keeps an itemized bill of everything he owes in order to pay it back after he saves the world>taught himself English just to better communicate>the plurb abandoned him >didn't waste his time and continued to work>doesn't fall for obvious plurb half truths How can one man be so based? Every second Manuosos is on screen is kino>>217207050I've found mid 50s women hot since I was in middle school. Turned 30 last year and there are women in their 60s and 70s who are still hot to me.
Just watched again X-Men and X2. Holy shit these movie are good.
>>217225923I genuinely did not like Logan.The wokeslopping was bad enough, but I hated how sappy and feminine the entire movie was.
>>217231368I'll update it when MJ isn't disgusting.
TOO MUCH IRON IN YOUR BLOOD
>>217225869Kitty Pryde should have been the time traveler. Should have just brought in Rachel Summers and Kitty Pryde uses Quantom Leap style time traveling. Wolverine could still have been a big part of the movie.
Where was the point of no return in their relationship?
>>217228898Trying to kill federal agents is based but doing it when they're possibly doing the one good thing they've ever done in their existence has me torn
>>217218546>outsmarted by a black 7 year oldThis nigger really was retarded
>>217218781>STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP CRASH>SCHLORP>STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP>*bang*>STOMP STOMP STOMP>car's suspension blows out, both left side tires pop
>>217224265Did he really need to "prank" Tony by hiring this guy to kiss Adriana?
>>217218276based
The Children of the Prophets edition. Previously on trek >>217205392
>>21723181481% at 13/3 on RT. Now, go ahead and post the Meta number that's "curated" so even raves reviews only get an 80.
>>217229151why do they have star wars hologram communicator phones?
>>217231984send not to know for whom the jew jews, it jews for jews.
>Nu Trek is trying to take the militarism out of Star Trek completelyHoly fucking shit, that is a huge, major, major part of the show's identity and always has been.What a bunch of fucking retards. It'll just be so fucking generic without that, how the characters all interact. No protocols, no "dismissed!" or "I'll put you on report" or any of that shit.
>>217232080i dont know what that means except im pretty sure RT is rottentomatos which has been corrupted beyond salvation for over 20 years now, so it doesnt much matter what it means.