>>217437750>1.3 billies edition
>>217477095I want to see this absolute unit flying around on an Ikran and shooting arrows in an aerial battle
>only 1.3billion>in this day and agePathetic. Smut does better.
>>217477095This Varang would be horrifying. The "I will eat your heart, Quaritch" part won't be the same.
>>217477130>you lose 370 pound in the next two months I will approve you for weight loss surgery
>>217477095>>217477178AmeriVarang blasting a Hydra machine gun like Mansk would be nice.
Arthouse, classics, the list goes on...Womanslop edition.>QOTDWhat movies directed by a woman you whave actually been able to sit through and maybe even like?Previous: >>217433853
>>217468326This is so painful. They should have let a man with a wig do that and shoot him from behind. If he was asian no one could tell a difference
More girls should dress as boys
>>217477265He cute
>>217477125>bass lines you can hear in your head
>>217477158
what went so incredibly wrong with this one? The director made the good first part and then called it quits after this one because everyone hated this.
>>217476556Is it true that there's an R-rated cut of this locked away in the Warner Bros vaults?
>>217477454PG13 used to mean one or two swear words, this would've gotten a 15 rating just 5-10 years earlier.I personally think it's bad for young kids that everyone has a pottymouth and I think it's a fucked up tone shift for a lighthearted superhero movie to feature demons biting the heads off of people.
>>217476556Much like Wonder Woman 1984 and Aquaman 2, it was an uninspired sequel that even the directors that made the first movies couldn't follow-up on.>>217476586Gunn became head of DC well after it was filmed.
Wasn’t very luxurious
>>217477644horrible writing, the beach scene was embarrassing
>>217477644crazy that they chose the singer cast over the newer cast, i guess none of the newer movies ever lived up to the originals
who is That Guy in television & film?
>>217476080Tom Cruise
>>217476080this guy would unironically kick 102% of all males who identify as Liberal
>>217477648well said, saar
Why is Heated Rivalry so popular in Russia?
It’s uphttps://youtu.be/cWOD3WoBQDs
>>217477444everything he said is true tho.it is in their tradition.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina>Dedovshchina encompasses a variety of subordinating and humiliating activities undertaken by the junior ranks, from doing the chores of the senior ranks, to violent and sometimes deadly physical and psychological abuse, not unlike an extremely vicious form of bullying or torture, including sexual torture and anal rape
>>217477566>wikipedia>where bakhmut still holds
>>217477598come on Ivan, are you denying something that probably happened to you when you were in military training or maybe in high school already?
>>217477628You got me.>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_assault_in_the_United_States_military#Statistics
It is literally impossible to be a woman. You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong.>You have to be thin, but not too thin. And you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass. You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean. You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas. You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time. You have to be a career woman but also always be looking out for other people.>You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining. You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood.>But always stand out and always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged. So find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful.>You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It's too hard! It's too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you! And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault.>I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us. And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing women, then I don't even know.
>>217474641>muh chungus pubic transporterinoGetting a car was unironically life changing.
>>217474704this
>>217474704Prejudice is bad. Postjudice is fine. There is no contradiction here.
>>217474641umm... isn't it problematic to mostly show brown men? she's literally enocuraging harmful stereotypes...yikes.
>>217476280modern day liberal moment
You really gonna squeeze it Frank, in front of everybody? Huh? Come on.
>>217477535I was confused when the lawyer/cop guy crashed out over being called the K-word, he's the least Jewish looking lawman ever.
Did Saturday Night Live go too far?
STOP THE COUNT!
>>217477275The EU markets historically underperformed post covid. This was a return to mean.
>>217477457>>217477518also see>>217477402
>>217477518>doubles>>217477537>then triples down on the sheer retardationThey truly aren't sending their best
>>217475609Netflix has gone downhill since they stopped shipping physical dvds. Like no one is paying money every month just to watch something once, and never see it again.
>>217477579I'm still waiting to see a pic of your car my guy Also>Euro USD ratio>1999 = 1.17>January 21st, 2026 = 1.17Just letting you know that you are unassailably wrong and I am right :)
>this guy was a sex symbol in the 90s
>>217474307I thought this was Leo for a second kek
>this guy was a sex symbol in the 80's
>>217474307>hell yeah dude
>this is a sex symbol in the 2090s
>>217474307He played Homer Simpson in that made for TV movie.
Do americans really obsess over business cards?
>>217475550I'm sure it happened somewhere at some point. Everyone, everywhere does this among their peers. When you're all on the same level the inherent human competitive spirit comes out. Construction guys on break will start comparing tools. Guys in an office will compare their fucking pens. Some eskimos out ice fishing will compare their hooks. Its normal for peers to try and one up each other. Its our nature
>>217476437>this much cope
>>217475700Wow. Seeing them side by side, Paul Allen really did blow them all the fuck out.
>seen as a le epic sigma male figure>his whole character is him being a complete poser who is desperate to stand out because he’s essentially a nameless NPCWhat did they mean by this?
>>217476108>fedbots murdering citizens >pedos running the government Yea bro we’re livid
And one of Jesus' Aposles is a literal Pajeet?Fucking DROPPED
>>217477573I like Jesus media but this show always seemed excessively faggy to me.
>>217477573>>217477619Wasn’t there a Jesus movie in the 80s about how he had sex with a woman or somethingOr maybe it was about a woman who wanted to have sex with him? Idk, some anon told me about it the other day It seemed kinda weird that someone would make a movie like that
Seth Rogen is /ouractor/
>>217475458Sorry, this isn't /lgbt/ or /trash/.
>>217475458why does seth rogan care so much about pamela anderson?
>This sybian has a V8 diesel, a chrome plated titanium drive rod, and heavy duty shocks *grunts excitedly*. We could really mess that pussy up, Jill, what do you say? Will you come on the show tomorrow and ride the new Binford Buttfucker 3000? >Tttttiiiiimmmmm! You KNOW I don't like it when people see me getting rutted! Can't you just get Al to do it? >*Uuuuerghhh*!?!?!?
>>217476928>Sorry Jill, I need a woman in my life who can handle a 250 horsepower thrust. If we're gonna make this marriage work, you're gonna have to start doing anal for me. Heidi let me put a whole socket wrench set in her pussy yesterday, and I come home to this? Where do you think the money to pay for all of this came from, you stupid bitch? I've had my hands in some tight places, but I've learned with a little bit of the right lubricant, anything is possible. Take your pants off and show me that asshole, Jill.
>>217475606do sybians really feel as good for women as porn makes it seem?
>>217476901There's something off-putting about her face to me. I don't think she's ugly at all, but there's just something weirdly unattractive about her compared to other sitcom moms.
>>217477433She looks like a bird to me idk why
>>217477502I can kinda see it, yeah.
