His Harem?MIDThe average age?OLD
>>217434950Why arent they all no older than 20? And before i get called a pdf, hes canonically already having sex with every child and baby in the world when hes fucking them.
>>217434950His ring?WHACK!The way he's holding his drink?WHACK!ME? I'M TIGHT AS FUCK!AND HE DEFINITELY CAN'T SKATE TRANSITION.
>>217436937Manny is a decent fellow indeed anon
>>217434950Am I supposed to know who this is?
>>217437221No, you already know everything there is to know about television and film. You can finally get off the website and live your life. You are free.
I could of saved her bros
>>217435522First I would take her to a nice fancy restaurant. Then I would proceed to have sexual intercourse with her. The rest of my plan is still up in the air
>>217435527That thyroid is fucked
>>217435539milk. now.
DANNED.com
>>217435473Are you sure about that?
Realistically speaking, how bad was it that it was cancelled yet Aquaman 2, Shazam 2 and that abortion of a Flash film made it to release?
>>217431826Aquaman 2 was decent to good
Barbara has always been a much more interesting character as Oracle. As Batgirl she's always fairly boring, the main thing she has going is being hot and they ruined that too by raceswapping her (ginger to black, as per usual) and giving her an awful costume. Movie was probably woke as hell too. Good riddance.
>>217437064OK, retard, so by that same token you might as well support the gunnverse thenThe whore producers behind Batgirl had meanspirited intent and therefore erased cavill Superman and Afleck Batman from continuity therefore I boycott itSo you are that popcornmunching fat and addicted to new content that you are desperate to see a halfassed film?Your excitence must be really sadFucking retard, corrupted Superman is the POSSIBLE FUTURE THEY ARE TRYING TO PREVENT, that was supposed to be the plotIm foremost a fan of consistent continuity, why dont you demand a FULL REBOOT then and what even is your problem with James Gunn then?
>>217437064>Real DCEU fans boycott Gunn and support Cavill Superman being erased from continuity!If Hamda didnt leave, original plan was to introduce Corenswet in the DCEU
>>217437064Do you know how time travel stories like Terminator 2 works?
>Times (You) Became The Whale
>>217435858I ate a medium pizza, 8 wings and 8 boneless chicken.
>>217435911Boneless chicken wing eaters are subhuman.
>>217435858I was up to size 44 pants by 2020
One time, I ate a whole pizza.
I ate it.
Write the story for Sicario 3
>>217436690I'd tell her>no way fagthen do a 360 and walk away
I'd just like to have intercourse with her
>>217434238If it was made in the 90s they wouldn't have chosen such a fuck ugly negress.
>>217436605Because you see that short hair and you think of a preteen boy.You are a pedophile and a faggot. But I repeat myself.
This movie made no sense. Why do people even like it?
>>217433567>gorgeous women having hot naked sexCope. Lynch himself admitted that the ABC execs thought Naomi and Laura were old hags, literally part of the reason they passed on the pilot.
>>217437028oh the jewish pedos didnt like them?
>>217437041NYEH!
>>217428400She stole money for the hitman (and dope) out of her 'Aunt' Ruth's Hatbox. The blue key appears on her coffee table. The secret is her guilt, which she is avoiding in the afterlife— the happy ending cannot hold, and breaks down when it requires (Betty) to take Camilla's role in seducing Director Kesher, because she wants Rita-Camilla and gash. Look up the etymology of "kesher"; It reenacts the myth of Diana and Actaeon, the old couple are the hounds People griping about incoherence can't read poetry, will call Impressionist paintings low resolution, and have the narrowest goyfeed food palatte.
>>217428419>>217428455lynch literally says in catching the big fish that he has absolutely no idea what the blue box and key mean
Daily Fallout show thread where we discuss the thousands of retcons and plot holes of this godawful show. I'll begin.>the Strip is infested by deathclaw alphas>humans 20m away on the other side of a flimsy chain-link fence non-chalantly go about their business>deathclaws don't bust through, climb over, or go around to kill everyone in freeside>no group of humans anywhere around Vegas gathered firepower and retook the strip to claim the intact casinos/buildings instantly becoming a powerful factionImagine you're a leader of a powerful gang or merc company. You know the casinos on the strip are empty ready to be taken over if the deathclaws are eliminated or led away - yet you do nothing and ignore the area completely.The opportunity would be too juicy to pass up. Sure, many groups might fail, but eventually those 'Claws would be gunned down, trapped, or led out of the area in the race to retake the strip and becoming medieval lords.
>>217433119Here the shill has to say none of this matters and everyone is overreacting while he gets btfo by people pointing out what actually happens in the show and how it fucks with the events of the games.
>>217427589its actually BGC, retard
>>217427229>>217433558based
>>217437112It's a fun tv show. Here's an idea, why don't you pretend it doesn't exist if you hate it so much, stop watching, and go jerk off to the game lore you seem to love.
>>217437138>>217437183
Peak cinema ahead?
>>217422106this is like watching all of Dragon Ball, DBZ, and the rest of that shit series
>>217421641fake
>>217432260Same, but I only know 5 6 7 8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pBVNXjzfYA
Millenials are just Boomers 2.0>Grew up in a pretty good time all things considered with economic growth of the 90s and the majority of the 2000s>Shit on generations that come after and take credit for shit Gen X did
>>217421662>>217424550Remember when they were going to make an OK Boomer movie? I guess that was scrapped quickly when they realized the meme would be long dead by the time it would premiere.
Straight to business: I have decided to start watching Star Wars, at least the first 6 movies, to see what I've been missing. I have never consumed any star wars media prior to this. Of course I know about a likes and plot points but this will be the first time I actually watch any of these movies.>you should start with the OGs before the prequelsno and i dont care. lets start with this one. first the good:>John WilliamsObviously. He's actually too good for this. Somethis the score will be popping the fuck off meanwhile theres nothing interesting happening in the screen. He legit carries this film.>SOME effectsunderwater monsters were really nice, sometimes you also get a good shot here and there. for a 1999 movie? its finenow the bad: Everything else.>the actingThis has to be the most soulless movie I've ever watched. Every actor looks like he doesnt want to be here. I can understand the kid actors (the princess one was legit AWFUL), its the directors job to guide them. But the adults also arent doing anything good. No one shows any emotion, everybody talks the same, theres not a single bit of SOVL in any scene. and this goes on for 2 hours.
>>217436889I agree, the same holds true for Luke and Vader btw.>>217436906Easy there anon, we don't need you coping and seething over not getting the epic opus magnum you thought you were getting.
>>217437004>if the sequels aren’t canon then the OT isn’t canonGeorge this is pathetic.
>>217437027No, retard, what I meant was that if Luke can't have his mind tricked, then Vader couldn't have read his mind or communicated telepathically with him. This is how stupid you are.
>>217437077>blathers incoherently and asserts intellectual superiorityThere is never a moment between Luke and Vader where one tries mind tricks on the other and/or tries and fails to read the mind of the other.
>>217437106Right, ergo you're a stupid nigger who can't comprehend the fact that Qui-Gon can still read Watto's mind even if he can't use the force to influence his decision making.
>has built in sex scene clause
the male kate winslet
Japan has not put out a single piece of kino in decades What happened?
This is how 99.99999% of actual asian women look like
>>217434934Shogun is an american show based on an Australian/british novel shot in Canada where their japanese lead had to step in and be the historical consultant
>>217434322Checked and correct
>>217433328?Anri Okita and Hitomi Tanaka have been active for a long time
>>217434322Yeah far right is the best by far>>217435164Dropped before I even finished the first sentence
I'm glad they stuck closely to the source material.
>>217437175I'm here before chanology, newfag
>>217437175Forgot the choke editshttps://youtu.be/xHRVvNjqNQ4?si=rOpqExb3DKBBwAr_
>>217437199Who was mountain dews auntIf you can answer this you, can call me a newfag all you want
Why did the 90s tv insist on making young boys straight?
>>217416564corporations had not yet learned that they could just import consumers from other countries, so they attempted to produce more consumers in their home countries by encouraging young people to reproduce.
>>217416564TAT was absolutely STELLAR. Nobody embodied girl next door better than her.>>217422095"stormfront" isn't fucking real and you're literally mentally ill
>>217432026>i am literally unhappy and seething all the time>i also spend all my time on the tv board even though i think 100% of tv is propaganda specifically designed to delete meI just don't care about your weak faggot mental illness problems. Gays and trannies are moronic faggots, so are chuds. You're literally exactly the same breed of social retard.
>>217432677Not very. It wouldn't even work for the plot. The whole reason nobody notices Bernie is dead is because they're all shallow, hyper self-absorbed socialites yuppies and fashionistas stuck up their own asses mooching off Bernie's wealth and hospitality. Weekend at Bernie's was a class comedy, you might not have noticed because "dead dude" as a gag is also super funny if you're just a kid and not noticing the subtext.
>>217421887>He doesn't know about epigeneticsWhat's it like being retarded?
Harry fumbled
>>217436950For sure but she was a 9/10 tall thin blonde girl in 2011, not a partier. You'd have to be in an extremely blackpilled mindset to even consider your fading beauty at that point
>>217435352Who are these youthful looking young girls?
>>217436919>>217436991Did you leverage her insecurity against her and bang her D.E.N.N.I.S. style?
>>217436919I hope you stuck your dick in her once and then got the fuck out of there. Trust me, there's no way to fix a girl like that.
>>217437059failboat...
>cuts bangs>career endsmany such cases
>>217435191That’s an insanely cute giraffe.
>>217427554Holy FUCK
Lost Girl was kino fapfuel as a teenager without reliable private computer access
I guess I need to watch this show
>>217437132I doubt it's any good.
