Smoking crack while watching Rick and Morty
Do you miss drug addict Downey?
>>217428687RDJ was still making kinos even after he got out of jailbut once he got popular with iron man, he simply stopped giving a fuckAnd honestly I don't blame him because nobody actually considered him a movie star before that. He was always considered as "that guy from weird science" or "that guy from Ally McBeal". Iron Man made him a movie star, even though he's been in movies since the 80s
>>217428356they treat him like it was some crazy down and out story but there was only about 2 years when he wasn't making any movies
>>217428738Hollywood people are masters at pretending. When they're so fucked up they can't even pretend to be ok, it's a problem
>>217428356rdj must have been the coke king in the 80s to find sarah jessica parker attractive
>>217428380He's Jewish
When did you finally admit that this is the funniest movie ever made?
It feels extremely dated
Since Day 1, my nigga.
team america is great, but it's not walk hard.
>>217428823When I gave up on life.
What was even his connection to Marsellus?
>>217428462Mia's cousin
>>217428462The briefcase, genius
>>217428462apparently he tried to fuck him
>>217428462he was his butt guy
reminder jon voight slapped the shit outta this guy once and this guy cried about it to the press
1) Fire EVERYONE involved and create a brand new studio owned by Disney but with a most independent board.2) The new premise is to loosely follow the old EU relatively closely, especially the pre-prequels 90s era books and comics.3) The prequels will be remade centered around a couple major plot fixes, but spiritually resemble the Luca prequels. The original trilogy will be remade, with ANH and ESB as plot canon, and the new movies using different POVs. For ROJ, the original plot vision will be restored where it ends with saving Han, and defeating the emperor will be reserved for a planned additional 2 trilogies.4) Step one: make the original KOTOR comics into an open ended movie series with other media. Zero impact on Yavin era canon. Treat KOTOR like a separate universe and avoid having the two time periods deeply affect each other.5) Appoint a story canon council to preserve canon integrity based on mostly EU wookiepeedia modified by new canon. Rather than doing legends/EU, deviate from EU as necessary, but try to stick closely to it where possible and treat legends not as a separate storyline, but as extracanonical stories that may or may not match pure canon.6) Remake prequels with this premise: Obi-wan is the main character, embodying the youthful, energetic archetype and his arc is to be beaten into a cynical old man. Palpatine is no longer Sidious. Instead, Palpatine usurps the Sith as a hidden force user. Much of Ep1 intact, but Anakin stays on Tatooine, only first training after he's Luke's age. Clone Wars are grittier.7) New Ep4 is basically Andor season 2 featuring Kleya, ending with the Falcon first flying in to Yavin.8) Year after new Ep4 releases, year before Ep5, release a remastered Star Wars enhanced and all special effects redone in modern tech, but shot for shot the original theatrical release.
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The plot in this movie makes zero sense. Its really just a "rule of cool" movie with cool scenes and action pieces with a disjointed and incoherent plot about Angels and Demons waging a sort of Cold War for the souls of man.
>>217428428so you're retarded. the plot is to prevent apocalypse.I would assume most being in favor of the protagonist goals..
constantine isn't some asian with black hair
>>217428864>the plot is to prevent apocalypse.By stopping the anti christ from being born, which was being pushed by the angel Gabirel, to get Rachiel Wiess sister to commit suicide so that she could become pregnant with the antichrist, after a bunch of mexican illegal immigrants kill people, while demons break into the world, but its stopped by Satan...None of this makes any sense and theres no real logic to the story world. Saying "it makes more sense in the comics" isnt a valid argument either bc the movie has to stand on its own.
Just watched this on a whim. Weirdly I don't hear much about this movie but I thought it was great. Anyone seen it?
normal words but a horse guy
>>217428338Pretty funny with a twist I didn't see coming. Being black and in sales I think about the white voice often. You gotta be relaxed like you're not even trying to sell is very accurate.
Is Road House a perfect movie?
>>217428756Its what sells with every major publisher. Purchasing editors are typically women between the ages of 30-50. If they don't like your novel it won't get bought. Deal with it.
>>217427795No. It's totally overrated. It shouldn't be on the list with actually 80's classics.
>>217428857that was their house.
>>217427795killed off Sam Elliott, obviously a shit movie
>>217427944>>217427965>>217427972Are we being raided by trannies or something?
Daily Fallout show thread where we discuss the thousands of retcons and plot holes of this godawful show. I'll begin.>the Strip is infested by deathclaw alphas>humans 20m away on the other side of a flimsy chain-link fence non-chalantly go about their business>deathclaws don't bust through, climb over, or go around to kill everyone in freeside>no group of humans anywhere around Vegas gathered firepower and retook the strip to claim the intact casinos/buildings instantly becoming a powerful factionImagine you're a leader of a powerful gang or merc company. You know the casinos on the strip are empty ready to be taken over if the deathclaws are eliminated or led away - yet you do nothing and ignore the area completely.The opportunity would be too juicy to pass up. Sure, many groups might fail, but eventually those 'Claws would be gunned down, trapped, or led out of the area in the race to retake the strip and becoming medieval lords.
>>217427832incorrect
>>217427774this
>>217427832correct
>>217427589moar
>>217427774>you shouldn't judge an adaptation on it's merit as an adaptation then why adapt someone else's material? make your own new thing if you want to play fast and loose with the rules
homer simpson real
>Homerts Simpson isn't real he can't hurt you>Homerts Simpson:
>>217428186how?
mmm... cerveza
>>217428186Homer if he was real and brazilian
>>217428186Now do Mindy.
What's next for Ella Purnell's career?
EMBRACE ZOOMER KINO
>>217423913People won't care about this until it gets a show. But you're right, it's way better than Jujutsu Slopsen.
JJK is basically just a YYH but worse in every possible way. It's a Dollar Store version of Bleach with a side order of overcooked Naruto fries.
>>217421683it starts sucking in season 2
>>217423790my niggai like that they barely bother to explain anything about this universe and the music is kino
>Jujuman>an elf girl>A man with a chainsaw headJust leave this board, /tv/ has nothing to do with this.
>the writer's barely disguised fetish
>>217426628
>>217428485>that scene where she fucks up his knee with a hockey stickyeah, I'm thinking this director is a based femdom enthusiast
>>217426628>>217426672
>>217428932Based emma. What movie? Please dont tell me its American Horror Story
Is film school a meme?
Its as relevant as a degree in podcasts
Just go to films
>>217428848Theres an old interview with Orson Wells and he says theres not really much to being a director and he thinks anyone could become one if they took like a week long course of the technical side of it.
>>217428848You can learn all the basics from watching making of documentaries and listening to commentary tracks. Film school is basically to network and spend the day with a room full of cunts who hate movies and want to get famous on Tiktok.
>>217428848>Formal education yields the most benefit for the average intellect, as the morons are beyond help and the geniuses will simply help themselves
There's an old boomer flick where a femcel goes on an all-men killing rampage
>>217428881There's a whole genre of these anons, it's called rape/revenge
You can't be a cel if you aren't a virgin
