Has any comedian suffered worse than Artie Lang?
>>217435002what nice girl is gonna shack up with this flatnose
>>217434553This isn't even a bullshit you hate gays you must be gay meme. Artie getting into it with Sal & Richard and his assistant Teddy is one thing because they were all retards. High Pitch Mike is such an easy target but Artie gets extremely nasty with him that doesn't really feel deserved. Something with his dad and being masculine which he tries so hard to be.
>>217433770Oh I’m sure they’re all VERY much aware. Women are unbelievably catty in how they interact with one another, all smiles and thinly veiled contempt.
>>217434448She had breast cancer and opted to just lop them off actually
>>217433341heh
Harry fumbled
>>217435352slytherin cutie mogs the he whole verse
>>217435480>Harry would have fucked Cho right in her asian pussywhat did he mean by this?
>>217435352you just proved op right, anon. evana is the least walled out of that racket
>>217435352Both Ginny and Luna can still get it.
>>217435352emma watson still looks great
No thread/hype? It releases today.
>>217435458Targs would tax scorpions out of existence
>>217435504They can produce them in secret.
>>217435458All the dragons are already dead by this point
>>217435524Probably a lot of whispers that was happening, would be a shame if the King had a Master of Whispers or something.
>>217427845Die screaming, tranny.
>Hi I'm Kenny Rodgers and this is Jackass.
>>217435163I was raised on the dairy, bitch
Is there any word as to whether the real Kenny Rogers got a sensible chuckle out of this?
Humanity can be split into two separate groups. Those who know Debra Wilson from MADtv and those who know her from video games
Is there such a thing as a dark romcom?
>>217435147>BLACK Debbie
I'm Bizarro Stormy.I'm regular Stormy.
Realistically speaking, how bad was it that it was cancelled yet Aquaman 2, Shazam 2 and that abortion of a Flash film made it to release?
>>217432453lol, fuck noAnd lets assume you actually liked The flush then, if you agree with The Flush's statement against Man of Steel for not being true to the source material, then why would you want a The Flash film with Zod as the villain and which treats Batman and Supergirl as imporatnt supporting cast of The Flash's history? The copium is ginormous
>>217432519>WHY DIDNT THEY RELEASE THIS BAD FILM IM GOING TO HATEWATCH?!
>>217433988I mean its already been made and something is better than nothing. I'm not one of these idiots that thinks OMG sequels ruin the originals OMG. If James Gunn rapes DC like he is already, who cares? I'm blessed to have the Snyder Trilogy to watch whenever. If Keaton is in shit, who cares? I have the Burton films to watch whenever I want.
>>217431826If you only got to use the term abortion for one of them Shazam 2 deserves it way more than the Flash.
>>217431826It was cancelled because (((they))) hate Beauty.
I could of saved her bros
First learn english shloymo
>>217435473>Here's your childhood crush bros...
>>217435473Karen
>>217435473Could you of
>>217435522First I would take her to a nice fancy restaurant. Then I would proceed to have sexual intercourse with her. The rest of my plan is still up in the air
>cuts bangs>career endsmany such cases
>>217435083Nevermind, she's sitting.
>>217435083she's very smoll and tight tight tightinternet says 5'3 but I'd wager 5'1
>>217435128In my experience, petite women have big vaginas. It's the tall washboard nerd girls with tight vaginas.t. vagina expert
tummy pics?
>>217435217see >>217433596this image is the only one I have
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>watched the wrong PulseI am an idiota complete dumbass
>>217435402there is more than one? the japanese horror movie? it's on my watch list for this weekend.
>>217435402The American remake? Apparently that's terrible kek.
>>217435281So you are okay with looking at them for two hours.
>>217435444There's a remake and there's also an 80s movie with Joey Lawrence.>>217435350the guy gets buried alive but his new girlfriend finds the villain's house and rescues him and they kill him and put out a book about it. It's about as egregious a bastardization of the original as possible.There's nothing wrong with the Funny Games remake, there was just no reason for it to exist.
>Tell us your favorite movie, AnonHow do you respond?
>>217435408Haha you dont get his superior sense of humor! you mad? you mad bro?
>>217435433Fun facts are for fun people. They go to hell ignorant
>>217435435Form your own opinions you useful idiot
>>217433100Boogie NightsIs this before they unleashed the troons which Andrew Taint has a thing for.
>>217433100it's crazy how they're all orbiters of the awkward midget
When Life Gives You Tangerines
Found this scrolling on letterboxd and half the reviews are women screaming about how this show is about them and about how much they hate men
>>217434543maybe if more men were like Gwang-sik this wouldn't be a problem
>>217434543where? lying moid
>>217434543The men in the show are good role models what are you on about, even the scumbag husband had somewhat of a redemption arc.
feminist trashwatch a real kdrama like autumn in my heart
Daily Fallout show thread where we discuss the thousands of retcons and plot holes of this godawful show. I'll begin.>the Strip is infested by deathclaw alphas>humans 20m away on the other side of a flimsy chain-link fence non-chalantly go about their business>deathclaws don't bust through, climb over, or go around to kill everyone in freeside>no group of humans anywhere around Vegas gathered firepower and retook the strip to claim the intact casinos/buildings instantly becoming a powerful factionImagine you're a leader of a powerful gang or merc company. You know the casinos on the strip are empty ready to be taken over if the deathclaws are eliminated or led away - yet you do nothing and ignore the area completely.The opportunity would be too juicy to pass up. Sure, many groups might fail, but eventually those 'Claws would be gunned down, trapped, or led out of the area in the race to retake the strip and becoming medieval lords.
>>217433281>actual criticism of them blatantly retconning the prydwenlooool, you are an idiot. These airships have been BoS trademark since Tactics came out
>>217434114>If you're going to be reductive then why don't you go play borderlands or some shit if all you're interested in is picking up crap.The irony of this statement made me laugh out loud
>>217426905>>217433117
>>217435098>>217435121"duuuude, what about [game that the fans hated and sent death threats to to the devs when it came out]!!!"Tactics also has glaring issues with the lore, that's why Avellone ignored that game when it came out and Bethesda too decanonized it.
>>217435436and somehow this translates to your prydwen headcanon mattering why?
Why did the 90s tv insist on making young boys straight?
>>217416564
>>217416564It didn't. It had all kinds of gay-bait.
>>217417556I liked her better as Clarissa
>>217431401Her face just never did it for me. I always love the kitsch bimbo aesthetic of the 80's and mid 90's though.
>>217431347Almost like it became acceptable to come out of the closet and didn’t have risk getting killed or something??
>"Simply quote a Simpson's verse."
>It's a three-pronged attack: subliminal, liminal and superliminal>superliminal?>Yes, HEY YOU JOIN THE NAVY!
>>217434038No way they'll make you Head Bee Guy.
I AM DISRESPECTFUL TO DIRT!
>Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?
what makes it so kino?
>>217432439>The opposite happens. The arabs teach the white man not the other way around.oh, I thought I saw a movie where the tribal savages who killed each other for drinking from the wrong well were convinced by the white man to stick together against a common enemyonly to fall back into savagery at the end after the white man gave them independence hah hah my mistake
>>217435044Nta, but I think the movie portrays a lot of the Arabs savagery as a natural product of their harsh environment. They have to be protective of things like their wells because there is so little water. Beyond that, Lawrence gradually becomes more Arab as the movie goes on, even making an illogical decision to attack a fleeing convoy at the end in the name of revenge. That being said, the Arabs do have issues and are clearly unable to organize into a proper government, hence their failure to hold Damascus
>>217435122>product of muh environmentarab savages are no different than native american savages who would scalp each other over petty bullshit despite being in a lush environmentthe difference is white people took over the land here and turned it into a prosperous countrywhile arabs were left to their savagery and developed a whole region that breeds terrorism and enacts backwards ass policies like literal slaveryand you can't blame their environment anymore when they have access to practically unlimited oil money which has only been siphoned into pure degeneracyor look south of the border where the savages were given a language and religion by the Spanish then left alone, only to breed drug cartels who literally rip each other's faces off and film it for enjoymentsavages all over the world can't simply be taught to stop savaging, it's in their blood
>>217430058>>217430155>>217430214>>217430535no matter what he did he couldn't get arabs to stop attacking one another over stupid bullshit making it easier for jews to own their ass for all time
>>217435368I’m not interested in discussing real-life Arab politics. I’m saying that the movie portrayed the Arabs savagery as largely environmental, and several Arabs like the Prince were clearly very intelligent. I admit that the movie shows how inter-tribal conflicts drag the Arabs down and stop them from properly unifying, but I don’t think the moral is meant to be white-supremacist in nature. If anything, the fact that Lawrence, a British man, becomes as Arab as anyone else, goes against that argument.