>What master do you serve?
Donald Trump
Unicron.
Jon tron
>rapist is a good person and gets the girl in the endWeird movie.
Actual rape or modern rape?
>>217420692yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhsbOxxfgpc
>>217420802SHE WAS 16 YOU SICK FUCK
>>217420011many such caes
>>217420727I don't care for Feloni. His ideas are childish, derivative and what a dumb man thinks smart characters are like. His OC DONUT STEEL has to go.
>>217420855>what a dumb man thinks smart characters are likeThis is kino if done right
>>217420727based Glup Shitto
Why did the 90s tv insist on making young boys straight?
I WANNA GO BACK. I DONT WANT FISH FACED SYDNEY SWEENEY AS THE ONLY WHITE SEX SYMBOL. I DONT WANNA SEE MAGILLA GORILLA ZENDAYA. I JUST WANT CUTE WHITE GIRLS WITH NO TATS AND 7-8/10 BODIES. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!?!
>>217416564>>217416759Everyone is bisexual https://youtu.be/0tW_Xl8yokA
>>217416564Yeah
>>217416759>Now everyone is some sort of pan demi fluid rainbow snowflake.aren't trans people like .07% of the population? gays are still like 10% of both sexes.
>>217416759Why does this board refuse to believe some people are born gay?
She bypassed the compressor.
>>217418604She bypassed my heart (I have a stent)
>>217418604Didn’t she turn into a total slutbag who’d fuck young fans at cons?
>>217418604If she said so I'd believe it because she's been in at least elbow deep in the engine for months, if not years, and probably had several parts of that engine in her when everyone else is asleep.
>>217418604I masturbated to her sex scene in episode 1. anyone else?
>>217420326She looked fine in Resident Alien last year.
What a crazy guy Channing is
>>217420299You picked a bad example - Michael Cera has that Woody Allen shy nerd privilege, he could ask a fan or even a C-list actress to do some Saudi Arabian royal scat eating for free and get many takers.
>>217418253Just like Shaq and his pranks with poop!
>>217418163What?
>>217418163Watch The Housemaid.
>>217418163You wtf ourboy BIG HARV is serving like 800 life sentences and he never pissed on these hoes
$400.00-$500.00 a night would work.
>>217412700Maybe, or keep the prices in the same ballpark and convert an old midrange cruise ship with that lazy treatment and make it a real cruise. The prices they were charging for that shit were beyond outrageous. You can get tickets on a luxury oceanliner for a small family on a transatlantic crossing for less than the base experience at Galactic Starcruiser. That's a 9 day cruise experience for a family of 4 for less than what Disney was asking for their lowest end offering. It boggles the mind.
>>217420660I honestly don't know what to do about this information. It feels like it should be interesting, but it's really not. Did you curse me?
>>217412771God it has been, how long?
>>217420651The underground civilizations around the world. They didn't die off.
>>217420660Holy shit I never even considered that youtubes would be in the wayback machine.
ITT: Characters you're slowly becoming
>>217419764HECTOR, HECTOR
>>217419908I busted my ankle so I’m rolling around my place in my desk chair. Yesterday I made a pizza while sitting in it and I couldn’t stop picturing this scene.
>>217420437HECTOR
>>217419617
Is there any ending in all of television that tops this?
>>217420767Sopranos and Wire are better than this slop
>>217420767It's pretty high up on the list
General /tv/ WebM thread
>>217420453Attain a semblance of self esteem, chud.
>>217411280I simply love how incredibly well this fits with Raimiposting
>>217411160>>217420308>doing coke alone
>>217420649It's cheaper doing it alone, and I prefer it actually. Nothing beats coming home from work on a Friday night, getting your alchohol, cigarettes and coke, and just chilling all night
>>217416510One generation away from getting 100% bleached.
Why are people such fags about this scene? Its hilarious
>>217420851>Parks & RecI haven't ever heard anyone talking about P&R on /tv/
>>217420859>Malcolm in the Middle: Life's Still Unfair, premiering April 10, 2026
>>217420702It's the modern Seinfeld.On paper It's good, but something about the setting and delivery just make it boring
>>217420851The problem with a lot of Americans is that they watch television shows, whether they are watching them over the course of many years or binging them all at once, and they feel their emptiness as a result of a lack of a social life or whatever being filled by these shows and their characters. Then the shows end and that emptiness returns. So they binge some more and binge some more and binge some more and binge some more. They literally watch these shows the same way that some weaboos play JRPGs. They feel that these people are actually their friends, which is why they feel betrayed when certain plot points don't go where they want them to or when the series don't end in the way that they want them to.
>>217420851I watched Parks and Rec start to finish, and i honestly cant remember anything significant about it. At least the Office i remember some parts
I'd like to address a motif of this film that I haven't seen explored on here, but observed in my reading. In the opening scenes, our protagonist is riding a train carriage, grabbing the attention of his cab mate through a display of magic. This theme of illusion and deception is accentuated a few times throughout, a coin trick is repeated, and eventually, revealed. The obvious role which it plays in the narrative structure is that which links it to Hermann's final act of defiance. As an overtone, it can be viewed as the power the narrator holds to deceive. But there is another way I believe it applies! Put on your thinking caps here. I have much less WWII knowledge than most, but am I not wrong that the allied forces' priority targets were german rail lines, used to bring munitions and supplies to the war's fronts? Let us harken back to where we began. In a train? In post WWII Germany?! Where the main character is performing a magic trick to establish the films motif of deception?! What did he mean by this?
He's a sociopath but oddly relatable and easy to like.
>>217417444trips of infinitely reposted repost
>>217415917I just finished Season 3 this week and i agree with everything.One that threw me off too is how much plot armor Avon has on this season, the guy is *IN PROBATION*. He gets shot, he is always hanging near weapons and criminals, he is not insulated from the activities at all. I dont get it, like one check up on him and he is toast and back in the prison, the series does not even touch this subject how he is still out. AND THE COPS KNEW HE WAS SHOT.They could've just called him in and that was it.In rewatch this series is not holding well.
>>217416145This little monster. At one point you see him trying to light a cat on fire. There's no redemption for him. Michael should have finished the job when he was beating his ass.
>>217420834>Bodie didn't even give a fuck that he had to kill his friend.He did give a fuck the closer he came to having to pull the trigger. He nearly cried.
>>217420894YO LOOK AT THAT LITTLE NIGGA GETTING HIS ASS BEAT
Why don't we build anything like this anymore?
>>217420712This is like saying a katana folded 1000 time is more impressive than a shotgun. Though that may be, the latter has far more practical use and power.
Because Christians or Muslims will sperg out and think its idolatry and try to destroy it.
>>217420871>every ship in rhodes must pass beneath my balls
>>217420772when I saw this scene in theatres I was still seething that the Balrog had wings. true story. it took repeat viewings before I could appreciate how great the film was.
>>217399483>if not cat, why hiss?
Jake is relentlessly handsome. I am straight guy but can appreciate his look.
kot
>tfw no corporate qt to fire me for smoking pandoran mycellia blunts
gag Neytirigagtiri
cute
