>time is like an origami chickenWhat did Nus Braka mean by this?
>>217420666Oh snap our girl power captain is full of riiiiiizzz and she's going to show those Klingon bitches the power of trust and companionship!
>>217420666WTF IS AN OREGANO CHICKAN???>>217420989you've already put 500% more thought into this than the fucking showrunners
https://x.com/yalligatorgar/status/2011952352740208679The acting is pretty stellar tho
>>217421052loosing in acting to the average TicToc challenge short is almost an accomplishment
>>217420989I own a VR headset and you absolutely need the room space with no obstacles in the way to walk around like that.
What the fuck is their problem?>What if your cat was capable of turning into a charming boy? Sol Ah takes in a cat named Hong Jo, and a story of the life of two housemates unfolds. However, Sol Ah is not aware that the cat has the ability to shapeshift into a human.>Kim Min Gyu has wealth and success, but lives an isolated life due to his allergy of people. He then meets and falls in love with a girl who is pretending to be a robot for her ex-boyfriend, a genius robots professor.>Na Bong Sun may be a skilled sous chef, but she lacks the self-esteem to shine professionally and socially. Beyond her cooking talents, however, is an uncanny ability to communicate with ghosts. One day, her mystic senses go out of control when the seductive ghost of Shin Soon Ae possesses her.>A mysterious romance between a goblin and a young human bride. In his quest for a bride to break his immortal curse, a 939-year-old guardian of souls meets a grim reaper and a sprightly student with a tragic past.
>>217417254Haven't seen the cat shit, robot and goblin are mid, oh my ghost is horny kino.
>>217420449my mister more like my midster
>>217417372might be true
incest edition
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I will solve your dogs behavioural problems, see how I'm looking him directly in the eye? *tss*
ITT: “Sexy” scenes that fell flat
>>217417822
>>217417605It's supposed to be more arty than sexy
>>217417822Fucking brutal lmao.
>>217421805If you want art you go to a museum.If you want to see an art film you go to an arthouse theatre.If you want to see PG-13 rated T&A and softcore porn, you watch movies.Watching movies to see sexy girls is like looking at a 1950s pinup girl poster for porn.
Predict the box office.
>>217421134>thinking making his sets look like they're styrofoamThere were no sets in the trailer. They were all live locations. Nice try though.
>>217417189will be big in India
0 from me
>>217417189North of 800 mil because the only thing an average person knows about The Odyssey is that a guy named Odysseus is somehow in it. They will see a bunch of cool looking posters, they will recognize the names of the actors, maybe they will recognize Nolans name as a famous director and that will be enough
>>217417189Tough one. Americans love Nolan slop but hate sword and sorcery$220m domestic $591m international (bugmen will be big fans)
Is this Heated Rivalry show really that popular?
>>217420351I had never heard of this movie until I watched a hockey stream using a Canadian source and saw like 50 commercials for it before I had to switch sources
>>217420351The average Heated Rivalry fan
>>217421762stay mad
>>217420804your business partner?
It's not popular. You can just look at the Nielsen ratings.To give an example, here is a graph of Nielsen tracking all tv media consumption last year. Streaming is around 44% of what people watch.Of that 44% only 1.3% of that was from Discovery+/HBOMax. Netflix has about 8.3%. Even at highest competition Amazon has about half of Netflix's marketshare. This is why they have to lift out reruns of NCIS or Grey's Anatomy when comparing streaming and only do it for "original" shows. Apple TV isn't even a high enough percentage to be counted in anything but "other streaming."Original shows/movies on streaming are particularly popular to get the ratings they do with the amount of audience available. But being a second tier show on any streaming service other than netflix means you may as well not exist to people.Pluribus was mogged by Castle Rock (2018) on Netflix during December probably because people without HBO were looking for Stephen King tv show.Stranger Things is popular, Landman is actually popular with like half the audience of Stranger Things somehow in December. But Fallout gets beat by Emily in Paris. And sure, some of this is how they count ratings for Nielsen (by minutes watched and having more episodes of older seasons helps and dropping them all at once boosts this rating and that's why they do it). But Heated Rivalry is not popular, it's not talked about. Nobody knows it exists without the astroturfing of it. It's awards bait for gay shit, that's it.
So... How do you respond?
>>217420978Turn 360 and walk away.
>>217420978This, verbatim.
>>217421675Imagine how good AI is going to be in another decade from now. Hollywood is cooked.
>>217421675>>217421712>>217421789Ironically enough AI is only going to kill bollywood because only you poojeets enjoy this slop
>>217420978This is the war cry of modern women.
$400.00-$500.00 a night would work.
>>217414959That park also apparently sucked and didn't deliver on its promises. No quests, no activities, closed off areas
realistically how much could a prostitute in extremely accurate fully body twi'lek cosplay charge?assume she is extremely knowledgeable about star wars lore and can indulge in any roleplay a fan could want.
>>217412859it felt like years to me
>>217414056>at least a little bit self consciousWhy? I'm not a huge Star Wars fan, but why should I be embarrassed? In this scenario, I'm a grown man spending disposable income. Will the kids at the cool lunch table gossip about me in the high school cafeteria?
>>217421811Is that what shrimp or prawns looks like when you dye it blue?
I have seen only two episodes, but that's the impression I'm getting.
>>217419119The cuckman
>>217420411Four Corner show. Your other choice is shows 100% for females and gays. Stop bitching.
>>217421844i hope they actually do cattle. would be fun
>>217421735Jesus. What are you doing?
>>217421877Unfortunate your don't like a great show for adult males. Back to comic book shows and Korean singalong cartoons for prepubescent girls.
Heres your Donquixote Doflamingo, broBrazil numero uno #1
>character has a Spanish name, so he has to be El Luz ExtinguidoAlso why the fuck is he 70 years old
dumb
Cast them
>>217420387andrew has 11 kids and tristan has 6. clavicular is about to have 1 >b-b-but they aren't married!!!good they aren't retarded and won't let a bitch take 50% of their millions
>>217418913why do they all wear shoes 2 sizes too big?
>>217420746>child support
>>217420795that's only if she takes you to court
>>217418913Why is that guy wearing pink?
SEX editionPrevious: >>217404184
mods are asleep, post rygel
>>217421330Fuck
>>217421188Literally the most based thing ever. Love it!
>>217421188Words cannot express just how awesome this is
Whats the best looking version of DS9? I heard it got remastered. No I didnt just watch the fat old fuck video about it shut up
This is Princess Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon of Cintra.Say something nice about her /tv/.
>>217421094Whore.
>>217421094They fit her contact lenses a little better in this scene than most others I've seen of her, I guess.
>BBC magnet
>>217421455Considering that Snood is an ugly chinless freak, it doesn't seem like a difficult decision
>>217421303self reply
Kino alert
>>217414224I thought the whole dying over and over again would be a more important part of the movie but it's never really adressed at all. it's like they tried to cram everything else into that movie except for the philosophical implications around Mickey as a person and the whole gimick of the movie
you just hate it because it's trump-bad-slop
I love Mickey.
Alright TV. I am going to give this movie another try. I like others tried watching it before but gave up.From Wikipedia:>Mickey 17 had its world premiere at Leicester Square in London on February 13, 2025, and was released theatrically by Warner Bros. Pictures in South Korea on February 28, and in the United States on March 7. The film received generally positive reviews from critics and grossed $133 million worldwide.You would think from this Wiki entry that the movie is good. Lol. Actually I was enjoying the movie up until this point. Dear God. How more on the nose can you be. Like directly mocking Trump supporters this blatantly, they couldn't even change the color of the shirts or hats? Like Jesus ChristI suffered a Neck Injury so I have nothing else to do so i will slog on but dear god. This is within the first 10 minutes as well :(
>>217414224>spoiler it wasn't kino, it was midslop that dragged on and then randomly ended.
Peak cinema ahead?
>>217421641>ParamountWhy am I not surprised it's from them? This also reminds me of that sitcom called "Selfie".
the west has fallen
>>217421819>I have no idea why theyre doing it.Studios just chase anything thats trending. Reminds me of that humble brag TASM 2 promo ideas
Literally why? It’ll take years before pre-production even starts, and that’s if the studio gives the green light. By the time this shit comes out, people will have moved on.
>>217421867SIX SEEEVEEEN
