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Arthouse & Classics

'tard edition

>QotD
Most /film/ic 'tard?
>Bonus
Best /film/s dealing with the plight of being a 'tard?
>Bonuser
Favourite recurring Ford player?

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Only in Agartha...
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>>217367258
Capeshit robbed the world of at least 15 years of cinema history. Nothing else has been as detrimental to the medium, nothing else has cancelled an entire decade of anything worthwhile being made, not even world wars. We're getting back to young people caring about real films again but it's a slow process.
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do you really want to hurt me? do you really want to make me cry?
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>>217367622
*smooch*
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>>217367779
That's what she said.

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Which way, sky man?
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>>217367579
It’s already been established that the third cost less than the second and Cameron wants to innovate in making the fourth even cheaper. Like are you just retarded or what do you not understand?
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>>217367636
It is you who does not understand. You are not intelligent. This franchise is collapsing financially and nobody involved is interested in making more if it isn't topping 2 billion each time with ease. It's that simple. It does not have the built in strength and longevity of franchises that are actually popular and beloved.
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>>217367668
You truly are just a retard, you said: >These movies are making significantly less each time while the production costs and expenses are skyrocketing exponentially.
The costs are getting lower you dumbfuck, also it will make bank on video sales and renting (if you look at the first and second ones figures, or is this a trend you choose to ignore ?). I don’t even have to mention how Disney is going all in on avatar in their parks while they are reducing Star Wars content, again another trend you choose to ignore. All in all you should kill yourself
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50 years from now, people are going to look at Avatar, and think, "what the fuck was this shit?" Even now, people think that. It's a total anomaly it became popular whatsoever. Genuine proof of deals with the devil. James made a bargain where he got to be the most successful director ever, but as his life winds down, so do the successes.
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>>217367261
Neteyam asking Lo'ak how was he killed in the beginning of FaA implied that 'people' inside spirit world are sentient beings.
It is basically immortality except you can't influence the world outside the Eywa's planetary web.
Although i have a theory that the reason why Eywa came to help good guys in Avatar 1 was because Grace influenced it after her death.
Meaning that even dead people who had their mind copied in Eywa can influence outside world through Eywa.
It's quite cool.

A FAGGOT IS THROWN OFF A ROOF IN IRAN
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>>217367687
It's a good thing as a faggot that the royal bank of canada is backing my posts.
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A JEW A PRIEST and a FAGGOT walk into a bar.
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A midget walks into a bar!

> Criminals are...le good
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>>217367254
>Getting raped in your crust hole is le ok?

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How come you don’t see paparazzi photos anymore? It used to be huge and every actor was getting their picture taken. Now I don’t see any anymore.
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>>217367568
>character is named princess die
>dies
Who writes this shit
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>>217367729
God used AI to write the plot of the universe
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>>217367729
metal af desu
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>>217367661
You're an incel. If it was some migatard male cuntry music singer, you'll froth at the mouth. Music agents are well known to be parasitic scum since the first cavemen beat a stick on logs.
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>>217367695
15 is not a woman you sick perv how dare you find this photo set sexually attractive

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>>217366916
I saw a video of the line of men. Most were wearing face masks and balaclava and the demographics were a sprinkle of white guys with a lot of south Asian and black guys. It was grim
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imagine the smell
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>>217365710
It never happened. The fakest publicity stunt of all fake publicity stunts. It got her Onlyfans content the attention she was looking for, but mathematically, logistically, and physically it simply isn't possible for her to have done it and only stupid people would believe it is true.

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>Approximately 19 years after the end of the original series, Malcolm now lives a happy life with his daughter Leah and girlfriend Tristan, having purposely distanced himself from his birth family. He is forced to bring them into the family's chaos when his parents Hal and Lois demand his presence for their 40th wedding anniversary party.
Wasn't Malcom like 18 or 16 or something in the final? He's the middle child. There's no way Francis was under 18 considering Reece was an adult at the end of the show. Did the parents have Francis out of wedlock or something?
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>>217367008
This is why the revival doesn't sit well with me. It's really out of character for Malcolm to just ghost his family. There are people who had much more dysfunctional families who still get along. It makes Malcolm looks even more immature than he was when the show started
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don't care if it's crap, I will watch it for they/them
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>>217367464
>tomboys found a cheatcode to be more special and oppressed
Clever girl. I'll comply and only give you (pain)al until you're ready to breed. Win-Win
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>>217366617
lois is such a cunt in the show
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>>217364330
Francis was 21-22 by the end of the show.

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What do y'all think of black actress Ayo Edebiri? Probably best known for "The Bear"
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>>217362850
that's not AI
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>>217358426
Is Golden Globes a thing nowadays? I just learned that it happened a few days ago.
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>>217358426
AYO
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>>217358426
she cute!
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>>217358477
Can I have your stuff?

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The Fallout show is growing on me
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>>217367602
The brotherhood is anti ferals and super mutants killing people. They LIVED NEXT DOOR TO GHOULS in fallout 1. Even in 4 the brotherhood isn't actively searching out ghoul communities. In fact. the institute through the mayor pushed the ghouls out of Diamond City long before the BOS are even around. They have never been religious, Maxson talks about using the terms of the old world in the new. The scribes were the knowledge keepers, the Knights held up the order. It was more a Knight Order than anything made up of ex military. There's actually some good logs in Fallout 76 of all things about this Where Maxson (OG) is laying out exactly why the fuck he founded the Brotherhood after what he saw the Enclave doing as the US Government.
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>>217355935
She's cute but anna taylor-joys eyes are fucking boner killers
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>>217367682
>76
>canon
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>>217367682
thanks for the clarification anon
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>>217367742
What I'm talking about is just an audio log version of what Maxson already is on record saying it but sure. Also yeah just like shitty ass 3's story, NV's story, and 4's story, its canon now bro. Well, up until they stop the scorched and launch the nukes, everything after that is who knows.
>>217367749
No problem. I get people not liking the brotherhood but this whole "they are nazis who hate everybody" from reddit gets so fucking tiring. They were hoarding tech to give it back to the population in time in 1 and 2. And specifically do give it back to the player in both games. This whole notion that they are anything other than weird techno hermit monks and knights is really forced.
There's the enclave right there if you want a faction to hate because its "racist" against ghouls and mutants.

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Captain_Maxson%27s_diary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikn2L-1fGWo

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>apologizes for being a bigot and writing "problematic" episodes
>make sure the episodes are removed from streaming services
>hires an all female writing staff to write new Always Sunny episodes to make sure that never happens again
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>>217361239
rob mac resembles a dwarf version of ryan reynolds
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>>217363206
I wasn’t born in Ireland, so I’m not Irish, but I’m still a part of the international Gaeldom. I have the same Celtic blood that runs through the veins of all the sons of Mil and I’ll fight any man who says otherwise.
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>>217362823
Anglise it. That's what people have done for centuries. You could go the calque route, find the meaning and use English words instead, or shape it to English word construction rules.
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>>217367621
Irishness is a combination of the Irish blood and the misery of the cold, blighted island surrounded by harping, shrieking women. It's playing the tin whistle while your cousin Finnigan plays the fiddle as you drink stout in the pub as your father who you fondly remember battering you whenever he had a bad day at work just like the catholic priests used to batter him gambles away his week's wages. For some fat fuck to came 1st in the hamburger eating competition who spends the 25 dollar gift voucher he won on more Funkopops for his Funkopop collection to claim Irishness is a good one and you're suitably a laughingstock. No one will ever take you seriously as Irish but you're free to come to Ireland and buy a blarney stone I found in my garden the other day.

>animal starts hissing at you
>Leap closer
>It literally opens its flaps like a cobra and starts hissing harder
>"Shes mesmerized"
Who wrote this
Wouldn't it make more sense the snake monster acts at least remotely friendly, to fool him? It just makes this scientist guy seem superhumanly retarded
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>>217364296
In the books Aliens had a form of mind influence(not control) IIRC based on electromagnetic waves that made humans fascinated with them and incurred dreams about Alien Queen.
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>>217364387
I have to say I have seen biologists in action, they are like this with every creature/species they study and I do think if a biologist would find life on another planet he would act like this.
For the geologist, I have to defend him in every prometheus thread, he just sent out the mapping drones so the people on the ship could navigate the tunnels and get the map for them, then they stopped communicating with them during the "storm" that getting lost part is not on him.
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>>217365089
CENTIPEDE VERSE (from inside the suit)

Yeah—
zip—through the glove, I slither in smooth,
Chrome-gray armor, got a thousand shoes.
Thought your suit was holy, thought your tech was divine,
I eat through promises, I corrode the design.

Hammerhead grin, no eyes, still I see,
Fear got a flavor and it’s screaming “me.”
You laughed a second ago, astronaut king,
Now I’m climbing your spine like it’s my damn ring.

Acid for blood, yeah, I drip that truth,

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>>217364296
>Oh look, he's smiling
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>>217365349
ULTRAMORPH

Oi—
CRACK!—out the ribcage, born massive, born wrong,
Chest went quiet but I came on strong.
Big as a wolf, nah bigger than sin,
Storm-black armour, razor-grin grin.

Who’s pilot now, bruv? Who steerin’ this tin?
Your heart was a door and I kicked it straight in.
Wailed me first breath like the end of a street,
Whole ship knows the sound when the monster’s complete.

Grey plates clack like a thug in chains,

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Hollywood is over.
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>>217364862
Why do they always look like that?
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>>217367131
Imagine being a Type III civilization and coming across the ruins of another civilization, who once showed the spark but decided to stay on their homeworld and masturbate for the next thousand millennia. An entire species of civcels.
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>>217364862
THEY'RE COOKED
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What's the Ai that does this?
I would gladly install it and pay for that, looks better than anything else that's entirely "ai generated"
This is less AI and more advanced mocap
Vtubers do this shit on the regular since like 2005
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>>217367736
it's called KlingAI

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to eat a sandwich
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>>217367430
Thank you Australia's education system!!!
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>>217367442
Lmao gottem
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Sadfu status?
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>>217367430
I could barely recognize her, what the fuck is this photoshoot

also she was a top cutie in Two Hands

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Holy f*cking kino
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Thread theme
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any massive cocks in this one?
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>the virus actually just makes you schizo and a few anti-psychotic pill turns you normal
this shit honestly pissed me off
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>>217367328
It’s always been a virus that makes you violently angry, it’s not shocking that it basically just causes psychosis

>New Star Wars movie coming out in 5 months
>Nobody cares
>Only 10 Million views on the trailer on a franchise that used to get
>Cancel Filoni's upcoming Star Wars movie that's supposed to be a sequel to the movie yet to be released

lol you just know Disney's internal tracking numbers for Mandalorian and Grogu are abysmally dogshit
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>>217367510
Yes.
It's just Mando and baby Yoda on a standalone adventure, without a pretense of building a bigger shared universe.
You don't want to admit this because you don't want to admit Disney are constantly listening to fans, just to receive more hate in return.
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What the fuck is even going on in the Star Wars universe? It was easy to keep up with when I was a kid but now there's like 15 spinoffs which are all pozzed and bringing literal who characters from the cartoons.
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>>217367617
Over 10 billions of profit. RIP Disney.
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wait mandoand glup shitto is out?
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>>217366642
Alright Filoni;

>Broom kid is the new Main Character.
>Learns from Kreia (Kotor 2) as a force ghost or holocron
>Decides to make war with the force
>Kills all Jedi and Sith and does what Maul never did; chaos
Basically God of War 1-3 but star wars


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