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>Be me
>Chill SEA Flip
>Watch some Military kino
>Clicks Black Hawk Down
>Finish it
>Came out a Neo-Nazi skinhead who has utter contempt for these Somalian piece of trash

This movie made me unironically 1000x more racist than any other movie out there. These Somalian trash, both terrorists and civilians alike, were truly trash humans with low IQ.

The US should've never came to that land. The UN should've never provided any aid to those piece of scum people.

This is the first time I had an absolute contempt for an entire race.
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>>217418287
Intelligence blew it and flew them into not just a ambush but missed a massive army. It was a massive fuck up.
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>>217418385
I will never understand why Americans never flew in an AC-130 to that shithole.
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>>217418287
it's just US propaganda, it's a lovely place. you should definitely go there on holiday, the locals are incredibly welcoming.
as shown in the film
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>>217418414
I have no idea why those orders went though.
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>>217418287
Join ICE

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Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, John Oliver...all men of great courage
I hope Bill Maher can fill the gap in late night
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>>217414764
Bill Maher couldn't fill his own ass at Freddie's Beach Bar, let alone the lilliputian shoes of John Oliver. He's neither funny, witty, nor a good interviewer.
also, Colbert hasn't been funny or informative since he stopped pretending to be a Republican, and Stewart was never funny even if he does a better job reporting the news nowadays than Bill Maher ever did.
Seth Meyers is alright, I don't watch his current show at all but I see clips of him talking to Tim Robinson that are funny because the two have a good rapport from both being SNL alumni.
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>>217414764
I wish they would all be on the same plane that crashed, like Buddy Holly and The Big Bopper
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>>217414830
lol
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>>217414869
He’s in the picture, retard
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>>217414764
>men of great courage

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When You Nut But She Keeps On Scanning Edition
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>>217407873
I scream KINO every time I see him.
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>>217418450
It's fucking ridiculous living outside the US. Half the films I think are worth paying they won't even let you buy online. And whoever imagined up movie regions has a special place in hell.
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>>217418397
There must be a very important plot point for her to be nude.
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>>217418397
Rollin is very hot or miss. Fascination is his best by a lot. I didn't run through his entire (non-XXX) filmography once.
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>>217418545
I DID a run through I mean

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She bypassed the compressor.

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ITT: “Sexy” scenes that fell flat
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>>217417605
>Fell flat
That must be why this scene has millions of views on porn sites.
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>>217418387
back before this board was taken over by homosexual tranny chasing zoomers like OP this was one of the most anticipated nude scenes in /tv/s history. The film itself isn't very sexy and the themes/plot in general is quite disturbing but saying this "fell flat" is retarded as fuck. she's peak sexo
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>>217418270
Jane Campion is a pretty fucking big deal with artsy feminist types.
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>>217418460
Even left a visible Actress' butthole in the piano.
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>>217417822
the difference between this and>>217417605
is that emily's body is not skinny in a skeletor way, she is just slim without bones showing out, like elle fanning

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Arthouse & Classics & Battyboys

Battyday boy edition

>Quote of the moment
"I get no respect!"

No respect ova here: >>217387661
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>>217418409
sovl
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>>217418402
>Charlotte Gainsbourg thread
Based
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>>217418483
Genuinely, though, what was up with the instant-autosage-on-/film/ stuff? This lasted for a few days, and then things went back to normal. Did people here ever figure out the cause? Was it some angry powertripping mod?
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make the next a Charlotte edition, light the beacon to Charlottebro and get him to return and save us.
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>>217418542
Stop with your faggotry nigga, no one likes that homo or that pedophile bitch but (You).

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No hype?
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>>217392618
When's it out, anons?
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>>217418183
Why does everyone have the opposite characterisations of what we can logically infer from their book actions? Remember that scene in season 1 where Daemon chokes out Rhaenyra? That is Daemon
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>>217418276
>>217418292
Many people are saying that the best way to adapt this is to not show Aegon at all. The only time we see him is when Torrhen bends the knee at the end.
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>>217418427
About 19 hours
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>>217418548
>Aegon’s Conquest show
>Visenya and Rhaenys get 90% of the screentime and Aegon is a bumbling fool who is only remembered as the conqueror because he’s a man

Search you heart, you know it’s coming

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they explained why everything sucks now

>studios are too scared to take risks so everything has to be sequels and established IP
>Netflix and other streaming services have strict guidelines of how shows/movies have to be made because people are dumb and on their phones while watching
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>>217418499
nah I actually undersold it, I'm a writer-director and your ideas for my scripts would probably be shit. happy to be referred to an agent though!
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>>217417175
A24 mostly distributes, don't they? I'm not impressed with most of their work though, it suffers from the same symptoms as the rest of hollywood: uninspired/directionless writing, obvious dei hires, story tellers and producers with axes to grind (usually against anything ae might call 'traditional' values), with characters often glorifying depraved and degenerate lifestyles.
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>>217418539
I undersold it too, I'm actually a non-writing, non-directing producer who basically gets paid to do nothing. I'll have my people call your people, be in touch soon
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>>217418571
holy based. you know any teenage girls or what?
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>>217405562
this is why movies were better when big harv was around. that guy didn't give a fuck if that movie made money or not, as long as you were his friend

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Prevîouslÿ on /țřek/:
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>>217418129
>Lost in Space
>
>Season 1: Attempt at grounded, realistic sci-fi
>Season 2: Absolute Batshit insanity... And COLOURS! SO MANY COLOURS!
>SEASON 3: COOOOOLLLLLOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRRSSSSS (....Oh shit, that may not have been the GOOD acid....)
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>>217418275
A consequence of the times (and adoption of color tvs?) I'd imagine.
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>>217418129
It's Star Trek for idiots but idiots from the 1960s would be heralded as geniuses today
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>>217418340
>Adoption of colour TVs
Yeah, the "Next time" scenes from a lot of season 2 include the caption "IN COLOR!" in a variety of eye-searing shades.
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Voyager bros....we won.

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He's not a good actor at all
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>>217418254
There was also that Netflix archeology movie
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>>217418125
Deh!
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>>217418125
That's not accurate
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>>217418331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvy14dK2eYI
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>>217418125
You need to watch In Bruges my friendo

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Oh now that is too cool.
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For me, it’s “Speedy Lamborghini” by the 4 Squirrels
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>>217418102
WAMMY TUCK TUCK
WAMMY TUCK TUCK

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return the slab
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>>217416346
uncslop
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>>217416346
uncGEM
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the man in gauze
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return deez nuts
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>>217416346
I was gonna sleep tonight thx

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This hits different after a relative of yours gets dementia, it's scary how fast they turn into a babbling toddler
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>>217413096
he could do seagal like movies
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>>217415727
And those causes are just guesses, recently all the top research on zeimers got tossed in the trash because the basis of it was outright fraud.
But exercise, don't eat sugar/alcoohol and don't be fat goes a loooong way
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>>217416222
It would be OK if they didn't get scared, my brain is eager to give me bad feelings on a good day, if i had dementia i would have panic attacks every hour and they would pump me full of benzos.
I pray to god my next motorcycle accident is fatal.
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>>217418213
>bro you gotta not do all these things so you live an extra 5 years at the end and you don't make others uncomfortable when your brain turns to mush
who gives a fuck they can kill me at that point if it's too bothersome I'm not giving up SHIT
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>>217416313
IMPRISONING ME

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How do I reach this level of chad energy?
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>>217418365
That's cool. Remember when these shows used to like it's fans and audiences? What happened to that? Now it seems that most writers and show runners just want to abuse their fans with turning their beloved franchises into absolute garbage
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>>217417470
He was so good, not sure why, he was everything i don’t like about men, big, bossy, shouty, scolding, controlling, argumentative, aggressive, and god damn hes sexy as fuck doing it though. Would give uo muh straight card to bottom for that big hunk of man.
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>>217418474
Game Of Thrones happened. Engagement maximization. Irritate your fans and they’ll feel anger, but they’ll feel it strongly, and since americal life has most ppl feeling dead inside all the time, they’ll choose outrage & angercover nothing & a neutral response. Hence, content design ever since. And now your world is fucked.
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>>217417470
You got Sex Files? If yes, then open them.
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>>217417470
Mitch Pillegi is a well-built dude who's not insecure about his balding. While having such frame is mostly genetic you can do your best with what you can influence.

>>217418474
Most writers and show runners these days are incompetent activists with huge egos who want to force-feed you their master's agenda and nothing is sacred nor any price is too high for them. That's what happened.

>SHANGHAI HONG KONG EGG FOO YUNG
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>>217417383
>I don't prease
>They're still siamese
goddammit.
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>>217417383
EVERYBODY
EVERYBODY
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A CAT
HALLELUJAH
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>>217418495
That was back when Americans still had a scientific understanding of asian racism. It's a lost art now.
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Man I'm on the poop toilet and I am blowin' some serious logs! My butthole must look like the bottom of a jack in the box right now!


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