>Defence against the dark arts
>>214381162What are the odds that he commits a violent crime between season one and two and has to be removed leading to the cancellation of the show?
>>214381162his patronus is a watermelon with fried chicken legs that does fortnite dances
>>214381162so black snape was a bad guywho got picked on by the school's resident white chadand who lusted after a white wimmin (harry's mom)but never got it in and still has oneitis for the white wimmin (nigcel)and he used to practice the dark arts himself
He was right all along
>>214381232He probably banged Mcgonnagal a lot over the years. The castle gets lonely
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>>214383669It doesn't matter. He wore those pants for a moment
>>214383717Because women didn't have better options. Now it's different. No woman will date a hobo unless she's a toothless junkie
>>214383748well shit, better than running about butt naked, he was tryna avoid being picked up by authorities. Just had the bad luck of one being right around the corner as he got his first set of clothing after spawning in lol.
>>214383364The pants were the key to all this. Without the pants, she would have never loved him.
>>214383717medieval peasants only smelled like shit if they were the city dwelling detritus that were rotten to the core anyway.normal peasants, which made up 80-90% of the population lived in the countryside/small towns and had fresh rivers to bathe in. stop falling for retarded memes. they didn't all die at the age of 25 either, and had fairly good diets and all their teeth.>didchu nauw they fort the erf wuz fladno, they didn't.
Nu Trek fucking sucks Edition #516Previously on /trek/: >>214366244
star trek sex with shran
>star trek sex with shran?
Star Trek: Sex with ShranPremiering 2026 on Paramount+
>Pai Mei taught you the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique?>Nope, I figured it out>SkadooshKino
>>214383435what does he like? most of the ones i can think of end with giant badass actionsword of doom, ran, harikiri, seven samurai, yojimbo...has this nigger lover ever actually watched nip movies?
>>214382662the target from hitman is basically the only time I've ever heard of a character from any media having it
>>214383109>"erm I am like le peaceful now"that's not how the film ends though retardthey both try to kill each other and she succeeds using the chekhovs gun master technique>>214383435>the lesson that vengeance isn't so clean and excitingshe cries both mourning bill in her own way but also with a mix of joy over it all being over and being able to start fresh with her daughterthe end of kill bill is not "le vengeance is bad" at all it's literally a happy ending
>>214382662>>214383735Fortune in MGS2 (at least) has her heart on the opposite side of her body and when Ocelot shoots her through the heart he literally misses because of it.
>>214383735There was also an episode of CSI (the original one)
> My father was a prison guard...
>>214383685I'm not sure if they are allowing him to make anymore films
joker's rule is always leave the rapists wanting more.
>>214376211>Never start with the ass. The victim gets all incontinent.
>>214383616It's genuinely one of the worst manga ever published in Jump
>>214376356Payback for Barbara rape in the Killing Joke.
Who was in the wrong here?
>>214378303optimus prime
>>214383556you got me
>>214383610fucking star wars slop
>>214383365odd isn't it, how jeets and similar become taxi drivers worldwide. all over Europe now, the US, Canada, Asia even - and they can't drive for shit and have the most chaotic roads on the planet.
>>214382938Getting hit by a truck like getting hit by water.
You know, there are plenty of games that can be clearly connected to a nationality. Simple examples would be CoD and GTA being clearly American, Gothic and working sims being clearly German, Animu games being Japanese and so on and so forth. Which brings me to my question and topic of the thread: What are the most british games you can think off?
>>214380057James Bond: NightfireJames Bond: Agent Under FireGoldenEye 007
>>214380091Indian hands typed this post.
>>214380057The Elder Scrolls series
>>214380057Fable
FIFA
Is this how unsettling I seem to non-autistic people?
>>214383050nah his rat monologue in James Bond was kino
Had people comment that I don't get angry much or easily and while many mean it positively, some have been honest about how it unsettles them.Given how people in the past have acted nice/not addressed something directly until finally lashing out at someone later on, I somewhat understand this impression.
>>214382783You're not autistic, you don't have a diagnosis for anything, you're just a weird dickhead and that's (not really) fine
>>214383073That never happened by the way. That rat story.
>>214383050his acting in skyfall was kino. not the movie, just his role.
Previously on /dex/ - >>214347266
>>214382859>>214383533How about as fan service, they do Robo Doakes but it's not real, it's a dream sequence or something. Like how 13 Reasons Why did it, giving us sci-fi and cyborg depictions of the main characters, including dead ones
Name our band /tv/
>>214383653Dexter fever dream episodes.. lol could be fun
>the guy who composed music for og dexter also worked on silent hillIt was on the bad SH games but still, pretty neat
>>214383784https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGkq7iDgBSMJust listen to this shit.....how the fuck can you not reuse his work when it's perfection? Do they not have the rights or are they over their head thinking they can do better
>HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE SCRAMBLED EGGS I CAN’T TAKE THIS SHIT!!!
>MARLON BRANDO JUST WALKED IN??? HOLY FUCK KILL ME!!!!!
>that face when your customer asks for a water>WITH FUCKING ICE IN IT
>>214376759>>214376928A girl demanded I make it for her, and I did. She claimed they were the best eggs ever. But they were so heavy and fatty that they were hardly edible. However she later admitted the eggs were shit and she just enjoyed watching me perform the "technique" of constantly removing and replacing the saucepan pot while stirring. So it's really just about the SHOW of making the eggs, not about the eggs being good. Because they're not.But it's a good hint for anons trying to impress young women. Just learn showy shit like skillet toss flipping, throwing a cloth over your shoulder, and meme cooking techniques like this egg. All these things are really easy and they make girls want to fuck you.
>when a four top is seated 120 minutes before closing and orders 4 crusts, and you look in the walk in and realize all the crusts are busted
>>214383843kek
Was he groomed?
Beastiality is illegal
>>214382339Mark Wahlberg and Kate Mara in her film debut in the movie Planet of the Apes
>>214382339She was based
>>214382339nigger, he was like 19 and her 26
>>214383620She was 37 when filming
Watch Alien Earth
>>214380335perfect
>>214378204alien: nepo earth
>>214378204tomorrow
>>214382770Bobs
>>214381311yes, still not watching the show, thoughbeit
Was the Sopranos depiction on boomer girldads raising successful woke girlbosses and lost, hopeless failsons the most prescient portrayal the modern American family?
They're Coming to Get You, Anon... editionPrevious >>214353408
>>214383598i thought detention was ok, but this was just really grating. the ick itself didn't feel fully thought out and was pretty under utilizedhad a couple funny moments though but i wouldn't change my plans to watch it over anything else
2026
>>214383663>Sophie SloanWOULD
>>214383756giwtwm
Lineup for tomorrow morning:>Ick>Urban Legends: Final Cut>The Ceremony Is About To Begin
Why did Brie's career fail?
>>214381063She now poses as a WEG character in chinese video games
>>214381063struck with autismit's a small miracle she had a career to begin with
But is Brie cute?
Because she couldn't keep her vapid dicksucker shut. And she has mutant feet
>>214381063Because captain marvel is a shit character in a shit film
