Lmaoooo zesty
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>>217086317That we live in a world where it's even POSSIBLE for this NOT to be satire sure says a lot about society.
>>217064641>STRAIT UP MURDARING HIM
>>217064641This post reeks of curry, sweat, and fecal odour.
Holy Fuck, I didn't think he could sink any lower.
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>>217086672Yes, it's B-movie schlock. Not an ounce of creativity.
>>217086684There was a bunch of creativity in the gore, I mean even in that scene it's not obvious at first glance how they have moving aliens inside his head.
>>217086723It's immediately noticeable the head is fake. Your take away was that it looks like much better horror films. lol
>>217086188Resident Evil is a storytelling masterpiece
>>217086752I'm NTA. The top half of the is fake but the lips look more real which makes me think they grafted it on and had him lean back.
>Chaperone.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+2.0.H.264-playWEB>Chaperone.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+2.0.H.264-playWEB>Chaperone.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+2.0.H.264-playWEB>Chaperone.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+2.0.H.264-playWEB>Chaperone.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+2.0.H.264-playWEBhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSjlXnw4RzA>Set in Hilo and featuring an entirely AANHPI cast, Chaperone follows Misha, an unambitious 29-year-old woman who finds a dangerous acceptance in a bright 18-year-old athlete who mistakes her for a fellow high school student. FINALLY A MOVIE ABOUT A WOMAN WITH NO FRIENDS AND NO AMBITION AND...WAIT SHE GETS TO FUCK?IS THIS FEMCEL KINO?DIRECTED BY ZOE EISENBERGComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217074127tum
>>217085569KYS nog.
>>217074029>losercore>but it's a woman movie so it's actually just romance faggotryart imitates life i suppose
Overall I was invested while I was watching it but we never really found out why she was so fucked up. Why was she so content with being submerged in arrested development? Also it was rural Hawaii, yes? There's like two high schools in that town. How long did she think she could keep up the charade? And if she worked at the kinoplex for 12 years how did neither the guy or his mom never see her once? There were too many opportunities for her age to be exposed earlier than it was. But yeah the cinematography was really great and for a directorial debut it's impressive.
There is no way the lie would have held up for more than a week irl
What kind of money do I have to make and what do I have to look like in order to get a cute 20 year old gf as a 35 year old man?
>>217086544I pulled a stunning 19 yo that had severe daddy issues and I was 39
>>217086566Sure. I'm a millionaire and have had 3 chicks suck my dick an hour ago. I can say anything online and that means it's true.
>>21708635220yos right now are fucking broke so if you have your own place and can buy her shit and take her out to dinner, she's going to be dtf
>>217086480Yeah I know she's hot as fuck.
>>217086784>just do the whole dinner song and dance to get some sexno thanks mate, vidya and tv provides plenty of entertainment without having to debase myself like a retard
Arthouse & ClassicsSafetydition>QotDMost iconic stunt in a /film/?>BonusDoes an actor performing their own stunts matter to you?Previous: >>217050736
Queen of /film/
>>217086687>implying
>>217086687Can you be philosemitic about a convert?
>>217086767Liz turned jew?
hmm any good Venezuelan films?
what does this mean for india?
>>217085379A reminder that rape is much more common in Pakistan than India.
>>217086707goin' tomorrow man
>>217085461Based Pakistani False flagger.
>>217086728>>217086777
>>217086707It was okay, Gangs of Wassypur was a lot better
I will now watch your movie
>>217083533>Finland>unknownhilarious
>>217073487>>217078216Why do they take such demeaning roles?
>>217084960why does she look so bored?
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>>217084960what the fuck is this movie? is emma really that much of a dysgenic kike bitch that she hit the wall and only then decided to go with full nudity and do a screenplay literally about a child in a womans body getting railed by gross old rich guys? yes this is a rhetorical question
>got the stones>did the snap>saved the universe>retired in a tiny hutexplain how he was the bad guy again
>>217077256WellIsn't the 10% at the top the ones hoarding most of the resources tho?If you remove the bottom 50%, the resource disparity literally stays the same kek
>>217076986>saved the universe>doesn't understand exponential growthThanos is literally retarded and his plan makes zero sense unless he planned to just do it again every 30 years or so.
>>217085272Technically yes. Chuds are just bad people.
>>217077091>never watched Endgame or any of these slopsI’m the biggest winner
>>217086562>opened the thread just to tell everyone about it congratulations on your win. your prize is a clown costume and being brown.
What do normal people watch these days?
>>217086093American politics is so fucking stupid. Just one big circus, a theater at that, that people can't stop watching.
>>217083862Taylor’s a real boot slut & I love it
>>217083862If they're under 50, they watch low-effort Netflix slop.If they're over 50, they watch low-effort reality tv slop and the news.
>>217083862what's a normal people now?
>>217086772non-autists
>I'm a strong independent woman who doesn't need a man!>Children? No thanks, I'm White
>>217086604because we all have childrenit's pathetic not to do so
>>217086747...the term "Low-IQ antisemitism" implies the existence of high IQ antisemitism
>>217086747embarrassing that i have to be associated with your kind
>>217083258i will have kids just to burden society with more schizos
>>217086758Zoomers are becoming gay or Nazis. Not gay Nazis.
Was he a good king?
>>217080985he expelled them
>>217082990let them back.... as if they were sent away in the first place... ridiculous.
>>217082872research serfs.
>>217083514yeah.... if you believe all that shit, you're hopeless
>>217086750You're a simpleton if you think a record so simple is difficult to maintain. Take a gander at the Japanese Imperial lineage sometime.
>>217086481The moon is Morgan Freeman.
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>>217085812lol, the chances that there are more than one alien civilization, both at the same level of travel and both here at the same time with sinister intentions.You dumbshits really did want some Independence Day kind of bullshit scifi action nonsense, didn't you?
>>217086141Hey if there are at least two intelligent species just 600 light years apart, chances are good there are quite a few more. And not everyone is retarded enough to open the intergalactic virus link.
>look for s01e10 on torrents>not there>wtf>they actually ended the season of nothing the show on a nothingburger
>>217085595Is she best actress?
>"I don't need your help, I just wanted to let you know I'm gonna be a millionaire.">Hangs up
The questions pre-Wikipedia seem so easy
>>217069415>after they taxAmericans are weird. No tax on winnings in my country.
>>217070397My parents house went from $200k to around $3.5m since they bought it. They refuse to sell it now, even though they're both retired and injured, us kids have all moved out, and they're scarce on cash.
>>217069227Is Who wants to be a millionaire just a game of luck? I mean, there's 33.34% chance of being right unless the person happens to know the right answer, and lifelines can only get you so far into the game. Let's say there are 15 questions with 4 choices each. Let's also say there are 3 lifelines: call-a-friend, 50-50, and ask-the-audience. For each of the 15 questions, there is only 1 correct answer, and 3 incorrect answers, so immediately your chances are 1/3 = 33.34%. You can use each lifeline once. Using phone-a-friend, let's say gives you a 95% chance the person you call is correct. So 1 question is 95%. Similarly, we can say ask-the-audience gives you a 95% chance. Finally, 50-50 will remove 2 wrong answers, so you have 1 right answer and 1 wrong answer, so you basically know the answer. To recap: Question 1: 33.34% Question 2: 33.34% Question 3: 33.34% Question 4: 95% <--- ask-the-audience Question 5: 33.34% Question 6: 33.34%Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217071145good command of the English language you lying russian fuck
>''your not going to bend me over and fuck me in the streets Frank''
>>217085352Kino scene
>What are you gonna do, stab me?
>>217085352They might have said that, I don't remember
Little D is looking pretty light in the loafers
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