elvis the king
American icons are remembered for their SOULfulness. He was raised on GOSPEL music. He let the SPIRIT move him, move THROUGH him, and become an INSTRUMENT of the spirit.
>>217395834Don't knock cousin stuff till you've tried it.
>>217395894Overrated nigger pimp
Oh Elvis wanted to be in the black folk gospel. He wasn't no tooting white boy. He was hollerin'
>>217395587Elvis the Pelvis.
ITT: Characters you're turning into. I hate my girlfriend who lives with me and turn down sex because I'd rather jack off. I own my home, at least, and have a dead end job. I'm also an alcoholic fatass.
>>217396426No one that is kinda close?
>>217395681I'm good enough, smart enough, and people like me.
>>217395681Doakes. I’m suspicious of my coworker. I just know something is up with him. No one is that “lonely” to the point they turn down getting hit on by the most attractive chick in the office. Fucker said he was lonely and was too used to being an incel. You expect me to buy that shit?
>>217395681Childhood is thinking you’ll be like Dan, adulthood is realizing you’re more like Chris.
>>217395681Literally Fry. Holy shit I know to much guys. I'm in way to deep.
Hollywood seriously wants us to believe that having women in the military is a good idea
>>21738774799.9% of the time you will not be pulling a trigger(outside of the firing range). You will instead be walking long distances while carrying heavy stuff, often in treacherous terrain.
>>217386573Its a fine idea everywhere but USA, bc ameritards cant figure any basic shit out at all. Same with trans weirdos, gotta kick them out. Americunt males are too developmentally stunted & socially backward to know how to work together. Leave that to the rest of the world.
>>217386573It was funny when the stupid germans & ameritards each estimated the soviet response in wwii, but then got absolutely mogged when they showed up & found out the conmies had a force of twice as many ppl as expected bc they also trained their women, & it never even occurred to the superior west. Fuckin dipshit ameritards gonna make the same mistake again bc they don't read history, bc READIN’S FER FAGSUS is setting itself up to eat shit hard going into 2016.
>>217396427Nope, 99.9% of the time you wont be doing that either, bc you’ll be working at your desk.
>>217388897>Drafted women would get knocked up on purpose so they could avoid the front lines and get extended leaves.Didnt alot of military bitches get preggo right after 9/11 for 'some' reason?
Have you ever recommended a movie to a girl you like? How did it go?
>>217396046Wow thank you for taking the time to explain all that to us anon. I don’t know how the species propagated itself without you there to keep us on track. Thank you for sharing your deep insights into our relationships and setting us all right again.
>>217395234people who recommend films like this are trying way too hard.hell Birth of a Nation may be interesting as something of existing from almost 100 yrs ago, but to recommend as a movie? No. People like this are insufferable and probably think Spielberg is shit. if someone asked me to recommend a movie id say dumb and dumber
>>217396302damn that's disappointing
>>217396711she's obviously wearing makeup in both retard. it's just the angle suit her face shape better
>>217395234>Girls don't have genuine hobbies or interests.really hard to disagree with this if you spend a lot of time around women.one exception i've found is that many women seem to be into crafts like drawing, painting, knitting, crocheting and they're good at it too. it can sometimes be for the sake of vanity but it doesn't seem to be so for most of them.
This episode is the extreme turning point into South Park being shit and I'm surprised I don't see more people mention it.The entire episode was basically a Simpson celebrity appearance episodes in which they just spend the entire episode jerking of Pewdiepie as the coolest dude ever, in a show that is known to shit an celebrities like nobody ever did before.
>>217395065South Park is my favorite bipolar trainwreck. One season Trey Parker is saying "nothing is getting worse, it's all in your head, you're just a cynical asshole blinded by nostalgia, Jack and Jill is a good movie", and the next season they're saying "look at how far society has fallen, people are watching Honey Boo Boo and letting Randy Newman score movies". And then they win an Emmy.
>>217395223His advertising backers and political party probably told him to shill jack and jill. They never once joked about biden, never forget that.
Trey Parker is going to be in the studio recording gay jokes about Republican politicians in his Cartman voice when he's 60 years old.
This episode was made because Trey Parker’s ex wife’s black son didn’t know what South Park was and didn’t care about it. But he was a huge pewdiepie fan, so the episode was made so the kid could meet pewdiepie and think his step dad was cool lol
>>217395006I wonder if Matt and Trey regret this episode after the Birdge Incident.
>"I know what you’ve been doing. I know why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night you sit at your computer."
>>217394750>You're scared to be a man, anon. You're a child.
Rewatched recently, some really great split second shots I never noticed before.
>>217396970>1280x533
>>217396976Oh god damn it, hold on one sec I'm phone posting and it got resized
>>217396898Nah, im just middle aged and stopped giving a fuck.
No hype?
....semoc eH
The episodes are 30 minutes each. What a fucking joke.
>>217392618I wanted to watch it but them I heard that kid speaks with that chipmunk voice ..hard pass.
>>217393107completely different scenarios because the fat fuck IS STILL ALIVE and asoiaf is his main books unlike the silmarillion. he shouldnt just give the franchise away, but he NEEDS HELP. hire a whole fucking team to help you finish the books instead of believing you can finish alone.
>>217392771>mfw Hot Pie is a rapist
>Find out that they didn't actually like each other.Legitimately upsetting.
>>217396895She looks like she would devour a cock. Disgusting tattoos though, God damn.
>>217396726>>217396861>>217396895>It's a Danielle goes on a pick episodeWhat dumb fuck exec at History Channel thought this was a good idea?>This show is popular among boomers who want to see people hoarding coke signs and motorcycle parts, but you know what it really needs?>More segments on BURLESQUE and FEMINISM! Narrated by a tattooed chunky whore!
>>217396908This is always a stupid commie argument. Jim Bob the 80 year old hoarder who has a rare coke sign that's been buried at the bottom of useless shit in an unused barn for the last 60 years doesn't have the ability to verify and price what he has and doesn't have an extensive network of contacts or a nationwide store known for selling shit like that that's capable of finding one the 10 people in the country autistic enough about coke signs from 1950 to pay top dollar for it. So he unloads it to a picker for cash now and the convenience of not having to fool with the extensive legwork required to get that kind of money if he sold it himself.
as far as slop goes i think history channel slop was among the highest qualityyou could learn something by accident from time to timeexcept the fucking aliens
>>217397016Even that could actually teach you something about a location or culture or historical person/event before they tell you it was actually aliens
I had AI ask me a series of questions about different tiers of films that i've seen and it approximates at 1100.You can use this prompt convo : https://chatgpt.com/share/696b3146-018c-800e-92c1-deaeb4d10398
Fuck AI. But I've probably seen at least 10,000 films if you include TV movies and shows, shorts, and cartoons.
>>217396669AI is retarded and wrong 80% of the time. good morning saar.
Night of the Living Succubus edition previous: >>217353708
>>217396972I watched a movie called "Door" yesterdayIt was good
>>217397001It's out?
>>217396984> shits the bedIt literally gets better and better. Especially when they first reach grandmas house. Good movie 8/10.
I went for a walk, unfortunately I didn't get killed or kidnapped. Not even joking.
>>217397001>JUNK WORLDisnt there a h-manga called this?
>americans vs soviets>vietnam war>nazis bad>wall street shit>pro communism shit>crowded new york streets
>>217396863>americans vs sovietsstranger things>pro communism shitcaptain fantastic>they are it's like the center of the universe broVanilla sky had an empty nyc scene and it was cool AF
>>217396848>americans vs sovietsI don't even feel like we get that anymore. Kinda surprising considering they media has been portraying Russia as evil for like 10 years now.>vietnam warYeah, I'm over it. There are lot of other wars.>nazis badI'm terminally sick of this shit. Will probably not watch another film about this for the rest of my life.>wall street shitI think they don't do enough or enough depth with this desu>pro communism shitYeah, that's shit.>crowded new york streetsEh, can't really do a film in New York without it being crowded. It's passe as a setting now though.
>>217396848>White "people" doing every evil deed since the 15th century and blaming Jew BoogeymanEven today, it is the white goy cattle sustaining globohomo as consoomers but this website blames da joos
>>21739684880s neon retrowave. It's WAY overused now.
>>217397021You will never be Jewish, ranjeet.
Wow. To say the least.
>>217396664You got filtered hard i'm afraid
>>217396686Elaborate or I will decimate your ass
>>217396701It's a good movie, sorry it wasn't to your tastes anon. Perhaps there is some normie slop you might actually like instead
>>217396715It's a bad movie. You can disagree, but if you don't elaborate I can only assume i am correct
>>217396634Reminds of a time I had to figure out food for my wife and me from a shop, it ended up being a french baguette, salami and cheese cubes, and some fruit. It was nice to sit on a bench while watching the birds. Yeah people might give you a weird look, but it's also just a picnic y'know.
>horror movie>main character diedAt this point it becomes cliche
RIP Lynchman 1-year anniversary edition>QOTDDo you gravitate towards arthouse or classics? Why? What draws you to a particular style of cinema? Is there really any 'true' division between the two, or have we just tricked ourselves?Prev: >>217370534
>>217390721Literally watch any Tashlin, Chaplin or Jerry Lewis.
>>217390721>>217396892Keaton and Tati too.
>>217396922Deville too.
>>217396588Speak of the Deville, it just finished uploading.https://gofile.io/d/kfwOOPMacha is largely in the first half while the second half focuses on her sister.
>>217396699I have decent taste in women
