>bruh, ive seen some spaceship and lasers and shietokay...?
>hint all this cool shit>we see exactly none of it and have to take unreliable robot's word for itcould've really used some variety, rain and neon gets stale after a while
>time to unalive
>>217414199The point is that TO HIM they were all amazing things in his short life and to you at home they would definitely be amazing, but to a regular person in their world they wouldn't be.
Anything /tv/ related from before the year 2005
>>217414641It's a shame she never got those knockers out fully. Only in a bra
>>217402423Damn I'd forgotten all about this, caught a few episodes on AXN on weekends but never got the whole story since it would usually air around dinnertime or I'd have some chore to do. There were a bunch of tv series using this weird looking cgi at the time, although I can only recall Ace Lightning.Ty anon, I'm going to see if I can find a torrent.
>>217409695Why didn't this one take off? Buffy a year later became a mega-hit. I just watched the first half of the first episode and while the acting is a bit shoddy (nothing unusual in the 90s) the story is interesting and the quality is sufficient that I wouldn't have been surprised to see it renewed. Weird to think that there's never been another show in the Masquerade world that I know of despite the vamp trend of the 00s and VtMB being a cult classic now.
>>217412190I had the GBA game for this
>>217399586Guessing from your pic related you only want shitty tv?
>What the heck is Svengoolie?Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on /tv/ get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!Svengoolie himself is off tonight, we're getting the B crew for the main show!CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCASTTONIGHT'S MOVIE: Flight 7500 (2014)
>>217412722Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!
It's kind of crazy how much more tolerable IMP is when he lowers his voice a pitch.
>>217414276yeah we need to get him addicted to reverse helium
shit baby, they are dead
Why do modern actors age so much better?
>>217414214No one smokes anymore.
They all look at least a decade older than they were except for Norm but that only because his fat kept his face from being lined. Isn't the biggest issue the hormonal differences between people then and now? Aren't we all gay frogs infested with micro plastics because of environmental and dietary changes from then till now?
>>217414729Gen z bois make much prettier troons than earlier generations.
>>217414742Yes I know. Isn't that proof of hormonal changes between then and now?
>>217414897I think it's a combination of microplastic estrogen mimics, spending less time outside and not smoking and drinking as much as previous generations.
>walk into local Barnes and Noble>see thisWhat do you say to the manager?
>>217408124Niggers and faggots seething is hilarious.
>>217408288>unc slopShut up zoom zoom, most of that shit is timeless.
>>217413374Where are the women these dudes are scoping out? Because clearly it isn't her, im fact I don't believe a single one even glanced in her direction.I'd assume this video is comedy, but I doubt any zoomer woman has enough security to joke about the fact that she isn't eye catching enough for the average man to blatantly check her out.
>>217408240They're talking about the villain's sister. I guess they're overlooking that the dude she was fucking was her brother
>>217408124Who ever retitled it "UNC SLOP" XD
One of the most "it's fine" movies to ever exist.
>>217414574It's way too weird for that.
>>217414574Been loving the seething these two movies have been causing on /tv/ >nooooo its too original where's my genreslop???
We got Eddington, but will we ever get a movie about how insane 2020 was?
>>217414801https://x.com/425Kev/status/1929000326767771993Yep, it's live streamed AND surveillance caught the fucking shooting.The city of Seattle COULD actually find these guys if they actually wanted to, but considering they're currently in court fighting one of the dead kids' father while defending the CHAZ shooters claiming that it was self defense despite the fact that both of them were kids, unarmed, and shot at point blank range, I'm guessing they will never actually try to kind the killers.
>>217414801lol I saw a lot of fucked up shit at these places (not CHAZ, just other protests.) The “security” was basically Reddit mods power tripping, except they had guns so people could actually be shot. I’m really not surprised shit like what happened at CHAZ or Kenosha with Rittenhouse happened. Also the “medics” had no medical experience or background at all, they pretty much just out on a best that said medic.Probably the most despicable shit I ever saw though was older people trying to get dumbass kids who were out of school due to COVID to confront the police and get arrested.
Eddington was great. But no director will show blacks running wild forcing people to do the BLM chant. The random riots and the kyle rittenhouse shootings.
>>217414787sure you were ivan
>>217414917>>217414932>Rittenhouse this Rittenhouse thatIncredible how effective this was at burying the other, even worse case of a man defending his father from BLM, no charges being filed initially then the dems flew in this special prosecutor to reopen it and harassed this guy until he killed himself.
Does anyone else think it's weird how much this show influenced the 90s and then as soon as the 2000s hit it went to shit? What a weird coincidence?
>>217413555>Ritual of Chud? A sewer gangbang? You expect me to put this in my report to Skinner?>First off, it wasn't a gangbang, Scully. The technical term is 'running a train.'
>>217413555damn now I remember those ads that used to run on the tv pages of the newspaper, definitely haven't seen that since the 90s. reminded me of the picrel ads for making homemade guns/bombs/survival/spying "manuals" which seemed to be in every magazine
>>217410908No need to play FUCKING DUMB.
could you imagine a perfect life than having gillian as your wife?
>>217399872I made to season 3 and dropped it because I was having a lot of nightmares I attributed to watching this show.
Fuck NuȚřek EditionPrevîouslÿ on /țřek/:>>217394236
Tig continued, “When I watched it with my real wife, she was like, ‘I love this dynamic.’ Because my wife’s feeling is, to make a relationship work, one person needs to be a little scared of the other one. And so it’s fun. It’s a fun new chapter to be in, a romantic relationship, especially with this person, this being that yells at everyone.”Oh, silly Tiggy. No one could ever be afraid of a lovable scamp like you.
>>217414736The domestic violence episode is going to be so wholesome
>>217413996Weren't Bele and Lokai the last of their kind?
>>217414833Lura Thok going to the Police and crying that she doesn't feel safe at home and asking about a woman's shelter would be pretty funny.
>>217414898She would be right to be intimidated by Narbag Timtam.
what are we even doing here?
>>217414291Not so obvious to me. You're in this thread because you're curious.Don't get hangry, grab a Snickers.
>>217414485ts looks like the fuckin Mos eisley streets cgi. there's too much shit on me.
>>217414485I appreciate the sentiment but it's too quirky in this wrong way for melike it's trying to be Orville and missing the mark completely I even like Hunter but all her dialogue just makes me cringenot for me, sorry
>>217414485Something that used to separate Star Trek from other sci-fi would be that all those droids would just be regular people doing the work. People ask dumb questions like "Why would people choose to be servers in Star Trek?" And the answer is that in their world they prefer human interaction above all else and when nobody needs to have jobs, they choose a job that needs them because what else are you supposed to do with your time?
>>217411583How about the part where any white male characters are flamers or evil
they explained why everything sucks now>studios are too scared to take risks so everything has to be sequels and established IP>Netflix and other streaming services have strict guidelines of how shows/movies have to be made because people are dumb and on their phones while watching
>>217413673Fucking ridiculous how gambling is so common everywhere now, and how conservatives aren't even attempting to crack down on it despite having control of all 3 government branches.
>>217407545>You only get to work on the project if you hate video gamesThis goes back to the mid 2000's Dungeons & Dragons movie. The movie was made by a D&D superfan and it was godawful.Then before that you had Wrath of Khan which was made by someone that didn't know Trek and it was the best Trek movie. So of course smoothbrain producers took the wrong lessons from that. The truth is you either need a superfan that you need someone who already makes good movies who just happens to be a superfan. Or you hire a talented director/creator who has enough respect for the ip to consult deeply with a superfan and will respect their input on what to keep in and what to adapt for the screen. Retarded producers nowadays literally think that it's not hiring fans of the ip that is the key and they are completely wrong and retarded.
They can try to predict hits with algorithms all they want, Hollywood execs have always done this to some extent with remakes and market testing. They try to justify their jobs. But the other side of that coin is the renegade artist, who has been explicitly gatekept from the industry going on two decades now. He is white and male and doesn't subscribe to leftist orthodoxy. This is a large portion of the movie going audience too, but the artist who understands how the public feels is not selling his scripts, he's not being allowed to make studio films. Competence crisis on purpose. Suicide by ideology.
>>217414825To a certain extent you can't please everyone and fans will always complain. Producers just use IPs as a farm and don't care. But even fans themselves will vastly differ on what stuff actually means and continuously argue over that shit. Superfans don't necessarily fix stuff, particularly with all the moving parts of production. I think the cope of many writers/showrunners is that they now all think the debate is good, a show being argued about means more eyes on it to them. Alex Kurtzman, producer of nu-Star Trek said that plainly. The problem is it is difficult to get people to overcome apathy unless they have heard of something or can connect it to something else. But you can't just rely on fans, they want "mainstream appeal". And that appeal is just copy what they think are the trends or what they think succeeds, but many of these people live in bubbles without real feedback. Mainstream appeal = the big bucks, the franchises, everyone wanting their MCU.And yet media constantly gives us the complete opposite. One of the most talked about shows recently is fujoshi shit, aka Heated Rivalry, and all that shows you is specificity massively outweighs so called "mainstream appeal". Appealing to specific groups of people seems to breed success far more than jack of all trades, master of none. And I can see more media taking on the Japanese/Korea approach.
>>217414835These types of writers have been driven out of all aspects of the writing industry. If you are not a cu.cked male you are out. The rest are all feminist women. It's this way in the science fiction novel industry. The whole major publisher book industry is 100% run by feminist women. No males are allowed unless they play the game, keep their head down and don't step out of line.Any male science fiction writers that are trying to come up in current year are self published because they are blocked out of the industry. That is unless they go full woke with plenty of queer representation and all that bullshit.
What are some kino music videos?
SebastiAn - Love in Motion
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>>217414594https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2Ww_O3ceKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w
queen in the northqueen in the northqueen in the north
>>217414847>here's your Lara Croft, bro
the rape, lara, it was beautiful
>well i'll tell you what i don't want, the trout! hahaha, all jokes aside i won't have the green beans. thanks ma'am.
>>217399483>if not cat, why hiss?
>>217414482Legs that should carry it to "good enough" profitability, but will clearly fall way short of Way of Water. It's not gonna gross another whole billion
>>217411979>unobtaniumwhat did unobtanium even do?
>>217413044I saw it twice at the theater and I can't believe I didn't realize that Kiri was trying to kiss him at that moment. Lmao
>>217413044it's less sexy when you realize it's an 80 year old women in a mocap suit
i think this gonna break 1.4 over the weekend
