Space Nazis editionpreviously on /trek/:>>217446034
star trek sex with shran
>You will call me...COMMANDER!
>>217458091Cringe kino tbqh
>>217458091commander who?
>>217458091While Retaliation had a better Cobra Commander design I think Rise of Cobra is more fun overall. It feels like a toy commerical brought to life which I feel is what GI Joe is meant to be in live action, Also that Snake Eyes movie sucked, they made it so dull.
I thought this was a Raiders of Atlantis aka Atlantis Interceptors thread. How disappointing.
What the fuck were they thinking?
>Be wild west law men>go around just fucking mowing down criminalsthis movie is based as fuck
>>217458009what an ugly thing to say, are we cross?
>>217457691Fuck yeah I love this film.>hell, I got lots of friends >I don’t. Pure, distilled kino.
>>217458009You're no daisy. You're no daisy at all.
>>217457761only british people like beans
>>217457691And then we'll have room service.
i really liked this moviethe setting is uniquelike victorian gothic but american
>>217441754All of the casting from the movie mogged the show>John Cleese as Monty>Meryle Streep as Josephine>Jim Carrey (even with his insufferble adlibbing) was a better Olaf>Jude Law as Snicket (though Waterburn was a good pick too)>>217441779Carry was trying too hard to make him the center of the movie. It would have been worse if he had his way
>>217457918>Appear as Violet>Appear in fuck all afterwardWhat is this curse?
>>217458000>its called 'a series of unfortunate events'>every single 'event' is orchestrated by 1 person>'trying too hard to make him the centre'jim carrey fatigue is real but cmon brother the children are not the main characters
>>217453309Does that happen in the movie or TV show?
>>217456678Same but I was like 18 or something
Hated by criticsHated by fansWhy?
>>217454920all Star Trek movies are assonly the first one deserves being called a movie as far as I'm concerned and it's still mediocre
>>217457952Its another "torment Chekov" episode...
>>217457879> Flimsy, uninteresting premise>Cheap sets and cheaper effectsIt’s basically a TOS episode and would be an okay one if it were. Kirk defies God is a Shatnerian ego balloon worthy of Trek. It just didn’t have enough going to be a full length movie.
>>217458102>It just didn’t have enough going to be a full length movie.that's why there's the B plot of Sybokarguably a C plot with Kirk's camping escapades as well
>>217454920It's shit, and Star Trek is shit.
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>>217457985yes, to do anything really
>>217451223these memes are my favorite part of /got/ culture. I wish there were way more of these
Thoughts on the short flashback segments? I thought they worked great and liked how they were mostly used for comedic purpose and served as a window to Dunks mind.
>>217458030The quick cuts with flashbacks to past gags, like the beatings and especially the mucus guy, felt like early-2000s gross-out comedy, like I was watching Shrek mixed with the Ice and Fire universe.
what were the prostitutes doing with the fake corpse?
What's behind this phenomenon?
>>217457722>>217457747Stranger thingsAlthough it was more like 1 season
>>217457772No it doesnt lol
>>217457709>What's behind this phenomenon?Because all main characters must be likeable... to kids. If we're talking about kids shows...>>217457722Phineas and Ferb.
>>217457780It doesDemo in season 1 becomes a joke replaced by a humanized clownOther examples idk many in x files, star trek even
>>217457943Nope
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>>217456741> Rawhead Rex>1985I guess I can put it on, the monster looks cool.
>they think all the spooky stuff is normal and all the normal stuff is strangecomfiest trope.
>>217456934Really? I thought it was his whole thing. In the comic at least, he's portrayed as this embodiment of the negatives of masculine aggression (being territorial, dominating, both a literal and sexual appetite) so the penis metaphor makes sense.
>>217456860>Rawhead>it's a penisOh, I get it now.
>>217451945what is the absolute goriest movie you watched? something so gross you felt like you couldn't watch anymore? for me it was Midsommar
He saved comedy
He's just Daniel Tosh but MAGA edgy
I bet you think he got Trump reelected too
>>217458147This guy is 100% a homosexual
Thank you to >>217388781 for recommending it to me. I will update with my review as the night continues, if this thread stays up.By my estimate they should kick in at around 6PM central time. The mushrooms.
>>217456002>use hallucinogenics to deep dive into themselves and heal or open their minds.What's so great about a pretentious junkie? Drugs can teach you nothing about yourself or life or the universe, they only trick your brain into feeling profoundness. This is why when junkies try to articulate their drug-fueled "revelations", it's just shallow garbage about oneness and whatnot.
>>217457590If you get a headache do you eat tylenol?
>>217457590You're right about drugs tricking idiots into being less dismissive of their own fleeting stupid ideas, but they can genuinely be helpful for people who have locked up mentally.People who are stuck on certain prejudices or ways of thinking. The barriers they've put up from certain experiences can be loosened, and they can have their brains made more flexible and it can usher them to relax, open up and live again.American buttheads tripping to laugh at Jim Carrey is very different to a young tribesman searching for his spirit animal.
OP here. I completely forgot about the movie. Im fine though.>>217457705Ive had very serious experiences before. I really dont view drugs as some opening. To me its just an interesting way to spend a night.
>>217455824I'm the anon who recommended the Mask on mushrooms a few days ago. God, if you're still on mushrooms, look at the movie poster. Holy shit. He knows something you don't. He has already seen the end of times, all the comedy and drama of human existence. Although he can literally materialize things, he knows in the human world you need MONEY to have fun. Money to be famous. He comes in this ridiculously large limousine to mock at us, silly humans. We all worship the golden calf.
>>217453870What's funny about it?
This "party" minigame is based on real historical events carried out by the Nazi party.Sometimes reality is more sickening than fiction.
>>217450107famous in the bible he probably meant, they're pretty bloodthirsty in there
>>217452053I don't own a car so I feel pretty safe rn
>>217455377
BUCKET RESIDENCE, LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING
>>217456015haha what a prick
>>217452870kek well done
>this has wine aunts swooning in the comments
>The /b/ucket woman...she'll sage at me!
>>217456015If I was editor I'd really have to think about whether to even bother printing that. They got a couple of actual answers out of him in the middle, but over half the piece is just him bitching at the interviewer.
Why would a Terminator need to use its finger to look through a phone book to find its target? Wouldn't it just scan with Terminator vision?
>>217456367It’s not voluntary retard. It dosent require you voluntarily using social media. If the house you live in has been sold in the last 15 years, there’s pics of the interior available online. Are you not aware of how Google Maps/earth works? If you’ve ever gotten a line of credit or ordered anything, it’s out there. Do you not get mail to your home? You sound like you’re 15. I hope an adult isn’t this stupid.
>walk past phone booth>this giant guy is standing perfectly still just blankly staring at an open phone book with his arms by his side
>>217450787at least he never stole her underwear.
>>217455016This >be 15 >playing Garry’s mod with a friend >we keep keep killing squeakers for the lols >one of them gets so assblasted he starts leaving comments on our steam pages>google his username>he has a YouTube channel >video of his walk to school >find his school >then his address >send a google earth screenshot of his house to him >hilarity ensues And that was done in 5 minutes. It’s easier than ever to find people
>>217451106you can still look anyone up online if they have social media
What /tv/ has the best wmbf pairing?
>>217458036>For me, it's WMLF.don't do it bros... she's gonna fatten up once you get married...
>>217458115>implying a torta wife isnt my endgame
>>217457958mhm
>>217458115>both of my brothers married latinas>my older bros wife immediately put on 50 pounds and he looks miserable>my younger brothers wife has manged to stay in shape even after 3 kidsdifference, I believe, is that my older bro is a shut in gamer like me and my younger bro is a total health nut gym rat. I think you can avoid the fat wife problem by not being a fatass yourself
>>217457958>latin blackno anon, REAL black people, from Africa.
>character at home by himself>is wearing clothes and not doing everything naked
>>217457749It’s cold as fuck in the northern hemisphere, why would anyone do that
>>217457850>I like to feel that something is on me. To be entirely without clothes is like being a cat with nothing to grab onto. You will be disoriented, distressed, and lash out for something, anything.It feels weird at first but then you get used to being naked. It eventually starts to feel more comfortable than wearing clothes. I actually prefer it now. When I get home from work I take everything off and sit on a towel that I change out regularly. >>217457867Turn up the heat.
>>217457749I did that for a few days the first time I lived alone and the novelty wore off pretty quickly. Wearing clothes is more comfortable than being naked.
pants and shirt before 5pm, after 5pm wearing a dress
>>217457749Clothes keep people warm, Cleatus.I guess you don't hear about that in the bayou.
