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What horror movie raped you as a kid?

For me it was The Thing
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>>217223160
The fact that the predator is this nasty slimey alien with a spider mouth and shit but it has kind of human intelligence behind its eyes and it's got all these high tech weapons and it might rape/torture people or eat them for fun in the most disgusting hannibal lector ways. The alien is just like a retarded monster that is going to kill you. The predator is going to do some gay ass ritual where it flays you alive and has an autistic scoring system for it like a trophy hunter.
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Blair witch project
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>>217218480
>What horror movie raped you as a kid?
Rapeman raped me as a kid.
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>>217221950
When I was a kid, I walked in when my dad was watching Alien 4 during the scene with the alien-human hybrid thing, when Ripley was with it and then it got sucked out into space, and I wasn't able to sleep for many nights. I didn't know what it was and didn't get to watch the earlier Alien movies until much later. In my mind it was just some monster baby thing that got horribly killed.

Shame the movie ended up being kinda retarded when I actually watched it, I don't hate it as much as most people do though.
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>>217218480
JFK, it was so scary seeing being harassed and threatened by government agencies

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>Often do overtime around the office.
>Cute coworker does too.
>Start flirting, go out a few times, nothing serious as she says she just came out of a relationship.
>Come to work one day.
>Our supervisor is there.
>He’s married, turns out cute coworker was his mistress and dumped him.
>I try to leave, supervisor won’t let me and tells me to get to work.
>Have to do my job while they argue in the next cubicle.
>Says she loves her, will leave his wife for her, yadda yadda yadda.
>He’s heard she’s seeing someone new and demands to know who it is, circles back to it several times in their conversation.
>She deflects every time, but lets it slip it’s someone from office and they’re just close because they spend time together.
>Supervisor never catches on I’m the usually the only one who does overtime at the same time as her.
>mfw during the entire conversation.

Not to mention it went on for TWO FUCKING HOURS.
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First Post
>Real life experiences straight out of the movies
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>In connection with the Jewish question I have this to say:
>For hundreds of years Germany was good enough to receive these elements, although they possessed nothing except infectious political and physical diseases. What they possess today, they have by a very large extent gained at the cost of the less astute German nation by the most reprehensible manipulations.
Today we are merely paying this people [back] what it deserves….
>Above all, German culture...is German and not Jewish, and therefore its management and care
will be entrusted to members of our own nation…Europe cannot settle down until the Jewish question is cleared up.
>We must once and for all get rid of the opinion that the Jewish race was only created by God for the purpose of being in a certain percentage a parasite living on the body and the productive work of other nations.
>Today I will once more be a prophet: If the international Jewish financiers in and outside Europe should succeed in plunging the nations once more into a world war, then the result will not be the Bolshevization of the earth, and thus the victory of Jewry, but the annihilation of the Jewish race in Europe!
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>>217221142
Having tried cocaine a few times now and hung out with cokeheads till the night ended, I can decisively say that it fucking sucks and cokeheads are the fucking worst, at least until you get to actual fiend shit like meth or heroin. Zero desire to ever try that shit again or be around those kinds of people.
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>>217223314
I had a hotel room once and I brought some cocaine and my male friend tried to kiss me
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>>217223314
you can get lucky and find a nice girl once in a while but its honestly not worth. Catch em in the day
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>>217216731
hahaha
>be emotional tampon while your boss is getting some
i hope you stopped being her little bitch afterwards

So what happened with this? I know local board sponsor/advertiser Sam Hyde was raising money with Chris Lynch for medical treatment. Is he dead? Was he just grifting for drugs?
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>>217220438
For real the kids fall into two camps total pussy dorks and the most extreme nigger shit I have ever seen. Really shows the cultural divide between those that obey and the ones who are struggling in some way and want freedom the pipeline of destruction for both is horrific to watch and live through. You become part of the problem one way another. You either enforce the system that has caused the decay or become the decay itself. Today on a back country road I saw they installed those flock cameras last week it's that bad to monitor everything shows how clearly this is all by design working as intended
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>>217220690
https://www.dailynews.com/2016/12/10/homeless-advocate-who-lost-leg-walking-skid-row-returns-to-the-streets/
Was 10 years ago guy seems like a real one who genuinely wants to help, but holy shit makes me want to cleanse the whole area
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Danny Mullen WON!
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>>217220438
For real, back in my day the only fent around was from someone who's grandma had terminal cancer and he brought a fent patch into school and passed it around for us to wear for a little bit.

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Where was the point of no return in their relationship?
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>>217216629
They ate pussy? I thought they just shot him on a boat. You mean Big Pussy or Pussy Malanga?
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>>217218611
Does this gun actually exist? Where can I find one?
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>>217219945
Who the actual fuck gives a shit about what that cuckhold says?
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>>217216629
south of da borda...
where da tuna fish play....
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>James was like a father to me. Onset, off set, it didn't make a difference. Whenever we weren't filming he would share his wisdom with me. One time we played catch in the backyard but we had to stop after a few throws because he was out of breath. It's still a very important memory to me. He was also super kind. Not at all like his character on the show. Many times after shooting he would bring the cast, various members of the crew, just really anyone who wanted to go, all to popeyes for a meal he paid for himself. Apparently he would called in advance those mornings and "reserve" the entire place, even though they didn't really do that kind of thing. Everyone ordered whatever they wanted, but James always got a whole family bucket meal for himself. Chicken tenders, wings, and sandwiches, tons of mashed potatos and gravy in a tub, which he would dip the biscuits in so low that it would get in his fingertips. He'd lick them clean while eyeing the rest of the meals others got and complimented them on their choices, even though it was all the same food. He'd eat coleslaw by the pound, too. Telling me that it was, "healthy to eat the green stuff with the rest." Those were some of the best days of my life. One time, Edie Falco, who was like a mother to me, said she was on a skin diet or something and pulled off the chicken skins from her deep fried drumsticks. "Don't mind if I do," James said as he grabbed them off her plate with gravy dipped fingers and sucked them into his mouth like a vaccum hose sucks up a loose tissue. He was my hero.

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It's funny how little cultural impact this ended up having. Nobody even talks about it anymore
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Barbie is a fun flick. but there is a reason movies like Oppenheimer win the big awards despite people complaining about its colors and depressing message. and that is because the story carries weight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JZ-o3iAJv4
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>>217222735
Birth of a Nation for foids
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>>217222735
I want the Ken cut, where the trim all the fat from the self indulgent "being female is TOUGH" scenes and snip out the old lady and mother-daugther scenes altogether. That would fucking rock
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>>217222735
idk man Barbie was a pretty fun movie
not everything needs to be deep and heavy
it was nice to have a lighthearted enjoyable movie that wasnt capeslop or seth jewgan bullshit
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>>217222735
If they were visionaries, they would've seen that woke would be over in 2025.

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>It's so fucking over for real this time edition

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>>217222242
I have a crush on Maya Hawke
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U can call me a creep but she has the best face card in ST
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Vecna is such a girl dad :)
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>>217222067
Not to mention it was at Will's (zombie boy) house too.
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>>217222571
Those DSLs

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>is the Moby Dick of Cinema (long, purple (visual) prose, engaging throughout, philosophical and epic, cyclical)
>gets shelved by the masses
How come?
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>>217223139
How many people have read Moby Dick?
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>>217223209
Before mass dumbification? Almost everyone.
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>>217223286
When do you think mass dumbification started?
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Flat, unlikable characters besides Stephen Lang
cameron also took too long with the second.
I get he was building new tech, but there needed to be some series inbetween 1 & 2 for people (normalfags) to stay in touch with the series.
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>>217223139
Difference is Moby Dick is incredibly good, perhaps the greatest novel to come out of muttland, and these blockbuster movies are not even remotely good.

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>be me
>up at fucking 1am
>jerking off to trannies as usual
>stepdad comes home and knocks on my door
>i have to stop my gooning session and put on my boxers
>the visage of a hot asian girl (male) is replaced with a balding fat faggot nerd
>he asks me if i know how to install hulu on the ps3 (i put the ps3 out there so i could keep the ps5 in my room)
>i tell him i'm tired from work and i'll help him tomorrow
>he tells me i only have to tell him how
>have to bring the ps5 out so he'll shut the fuck up about hulu
>gooning session ruined
>he's downstairs watching stargate loudly
i'm getting so fucking sick of this shit, holy christ. i fucking hate xoomers.
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>>217223124
>gen a
aren't those fuckers still children? also i can still hear stargate through my room, he's probably fallen asleep already. i'm giving it a few more minutes before i go downstairs and put it back in my room.
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>>217223093
>sure, why not? just see how things play out, that's what i've been doing.
I'll be getting kicked out & slaved by sheckelstein or scolded forever by my boomer parents
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>>217223227
do credit card fraud and live on the lamb, you obviously have nothing to lose
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>>217223251
this also do drugs and kill people
t. goverment
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>>217223264
slightly different from just abusing some dumb goycattle credit system but yeah fuck it, why not.

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>DID THEY SAY THEY'RE DAUGHTERS?
>HAVE YOU SEEN...THEIR HANDS?
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Obsessed
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>WHAT DO WE WANT?
>A GIRL WITHOUT A COCK

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I'M BETTAH FER LORI THAN YOU, MAAAN
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>>217220985
THAT MAN DIED A HERO SAVING THAT BOY
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>>217219450
She's apparently got some nudes, not bad for her age. https://www.aznude.com/view/story/s/sarahwaynecalliessexyandnudeshowingoffheralluringboobsassandpussy.html

Also it's nice that she speaks well of TWD despite her character being so hated, even though these people are actors, I think their large cast made all the offscreen fun more believable.
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MASUSUMRIG
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>>217219373
I think at every single point, the show is at least 10x worse than the comics.
Even season 1 feels like a massive waste of time.

I have finally become... the Stranger Thing !
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>>217219970
You won’t have any culture without gays tho.
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>>217223280
>tho
Go back.
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>>217223280
Yeah well we won't have AIDS either, so fair trade.
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>>217223280
TV isn't culture, you fag. Go outside. You watch commercials and call them fucking real culture topkek
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>>217221662
How is that possible, no one watches anything she's in

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/hor/ - Horror Movie General

Spanish edition
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>>217223010
This is one of my favorite movies ever. It was in the Cult section at Hollywood Video and the cover scared the shit out of me. Then I had a copy of picrel and the review described the stuff it and THAT scared the shit out of me. Them at some point I convinced my mom to adjust our account so that I could rent whatever I wanted without her and I finally saw the movie and instead of scary it was hilarious, lmao. One of the most important movie experiences of my life l, such a great flick
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>>217223056
Kek. Apparently he was stabbed to death in a burglary the year after it was made.
>>217223095
Hah, I can imagine it being formative. It's funny that for kids basically terrorize themselves.
One unintended moment that made me laugh great was when he's eating his dinner off the back of a naked woman, and kicks her over and spills everything. And you can see her land right by the candle and she has to move as it starts to burn her bare ass lmao.
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>>217216709
Emma Myers is one of those actresses where you can tell she has no passion for the craft whatsoever and only partakes in it for money and status. The vanity is real with the thousand of selfies she takes to prove it. All she ever wants is validation with no self identity.
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>>217219834
Well obv-
>the vampire should be a man
nevermind
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>>217219834
Blood for Dracula

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Are Na'vi not cats?
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>>217218247
>She's the general on Pandora ensuring the survival of the human race,
She's "the general" on Pandora leading space Wagner to guard the blood diamond mining operation of a privat company to ensure shareholder profit.

The mercs on the RDA payroll like to adress each other with their former military rank (general, colonel, corporal) and talk about "marine honor" or whatever, but that's just a larp. All oft them are losers who have failed at civilian life, otherwise they wouldn't be on a 12+x year deployment from their (non-existing) friends and family.
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>>217223009
He's still alive. No new clone required. There are several ways he could survive and the FoP game dlc confirms he is alive. He might be top dog now that Ardmore is dead.
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>>217223123
Yeah Quaritch isn't le evil badass, he's a stubborn old fuck with a grudge. He's totally soft about Spider.
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>>217223009
No, it's obvious Varang will either catch him before he falls or fish him up afterwards. That drop isn't lethal anyways, especially to a navi.
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>>217223137
Its more of a philosophical discussion than anything.
In something like Eve online for example, they treat it as the same person.

Why did they stop making dvds more importantly why are there no bootlegs?
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no idea anon. no idea
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>>217223143
It's just very odd. What it being a popular show and all you would expect that at the very least their be a bootleg DVD easily to find
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>>217223269
why bootleg if you can stream or download everywhere? Even poor people have phones and just go on 123movies
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>>217223299
It's just a question anon. For being a popular show and a significantly amount of people still liking physical media it's not logical for this show not to have a bootleg somewhere

Who even watches these fuckers? Boomers don't stay up that late. Zoomers only watch Youtube and TikTok. Anyone in between doesn't care.
So, who?
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>>217221132
Is Fallon even political? I've never watched him. I know Kimmel, Colbert and Seth Myers are blatant propagandists, but I thought Fallon was just bland unfunny shit.
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>>217210577
no one... maybe a phone farm in the phillipines
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>>217210577
Lonely boomers that use way too much social media definitely stay up for these shows.
Also boomers that still have cable at the very least generally know how to DVR things.
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>>217210577
I had a 50 year old American expat roommate that recorded ALL of this shit and just watched it in the lounge all day. It was like his entire personality.
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Colbert and Kimmel lost their jobs

Somehow Kimmel got his job back. Uhm what's the big difference here?


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