Which movie is the best of the three?
>>214419657I have this print and you're right. Army of Darkness is just in a league of its own. ED 1&2 are fun trashy horror flicks but AoD is a B-masterpiece.
>>214421570>I don't even count Army of Darkness because it just feels like a long episode of Hercules or Xena(and that's a good thing)
1 then 2 and then 3 sucks
>>214421781That's always the response I get when I say that, and that's fine for you, but that's also not what I come to Evil Dead for.
Quentin Tarintino on ED2:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdX4XEDBato
Why did she do it?
>>214419633She had to get it on
>>214419708Maybe but not in the middle. If you are (un)lucky the bullet might go through the centre of the brain and you might just have two extra holes and some pain.
>>214419633If this was ever you, I would just move out to another country that speaks a completely different language and assume a new identity.
>>214420409Two queer justice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPckbSBI99Q
Was Louis a bad parent?
>>214403341Yeah 1912-18 LMAOOOOOO
>>214403203based mommy JOI enjoyer
>>214404820I was going to argue with you, but I would still say she's erring towards bad, but she probably is as close to best as she actually could be considering people like her have a personality disorder and probably can't change (doesn't exactly excuse her being such a fucking cunt - and the "badness" does bleed through like her stealing all of Malcolm's college money or constantly shitting on him, subconsciously trying to "break his legs" whenever he "walks")I'd still say her behaviour fundamentally comes from her having 5 genius (yes even Reese who's a retard) sons and being subconsciously seething about it. Hal is also at fault for not disciplining HER (easier said than done to be fair) and is somewhat the opposite problem.The point of comparison is her mother, who's a bad person but doesn't try to be a "good parent" (although even someone like her isn't a monster, completely willing to sacrifice her life for Dewey, and again potentially thinks her being a cunt will "toughen up" her family)
>>214405399They probably shouldn't.
>>214421807why do you guys keep calling them geniuses?? i'm genuinely curious. i only remember the episode where the dad has a radio station
I'm really fucking tired of dumbass "illogical aliens" movies.>dude let's construct hyperlight travel and move across the galaxy in order to eat humans in barns oh also... WE ONLY RESPOND TO SOUNDS AND/OR WATER KILLS US!!!
>>214419739Did the dogs travel back in time to find disco or did they somehow travel forward in time from the disco era and get stranded?
>>214420179What a cruel act to commit on those two animals. Pokémon is worse in hindsight.
>>214420434Is that why you accuse people of doing the thing you are doing so that when they call you out, you can just say no u?
>>214419509Water bears exist partially because being tiny as shit makes the whole deal work for them. When it comes to fauna the general rule is that complexity scales with size. An animal being as insanely sturdy as a death angel to the point that they somehow aren’t killed unless they drown or open their face plates while also having a complex physical structure is retarded. I can accept them tanking a bullet, what I can’t accept is them somehow also tanking compression waves from said bullet hitting them as that force generally treats things like physical protection as a minor suggestion. And that’s just factoring in shit like bullets or explosions. The sheer amount of punishment that hurtling from space inside a giant rock that breaks the sound barrier at some point during entry and impacts into the planet should liquify them outright.
>>214419124Space/alien movies are slop for children. Any adult with a brain would take one look at this fantasy trash and move on with their lives.
How do you feel about scooby-doo (franchise)?
>>214421810The fuck is wrong with Bill Nye?
>>214421892Kek
>>214417307>>214418256Nah, they fucked up the characters. Fred is a retard, Velma is a cunt and Daphne with the oneitis. Adding romance and interpersonal drama was a mistake. It is really good overall though, but hardly on par with the original.
>>214421882>he wants his kids to watch the sex junk guy
Punchable faces
>>214421069Imagine her pegging you while she talked shit in her Louise voice
>>214420687You mean fuckable into sloppy drooling mess faces
>>214420826She was surprisingly hot in Nine Perfect Strangers
>>214420687
>>214421662The fact that the guy who paints himself orange everyday, defends pedophiles, sucks Israel's cock and runs crypto scams is a Godlike figure among the "alpha" christian males is absolutely crazy.
I feel like The Conjuring is below them as actors yet they keep doing it
>>214420249They put butts in seats
>>214420557I constantly feel like I'm going insane by how few normies have commented on how repulsive VFX has become. So much money, so little talent.
>>214420263FPBP
>>214420557ps3, but yeah
>>214420548I hate how all fight sequences use the camera as a floating drone now. They don't design impressive set pieces for one or two locked cameras any more, its all this noisy fast-cut action all the time.
Watch to episode 3. Don't tell /k/ or it will be a thing.
Do they lose to the Belgians in this too?
>>214420971Get the fuck out of here tranny, this is an anti-troon and anti-sodomite board
Sugar?
>>214420356Yes please
>>214420659He didn't cheat on his wife, the girl by the pool was still out in the pool when she got killed, Llewelyn was in his own room
>I ain't got no sugar
in water
>>214420356baja blast zero sugar por favor
How the fuck did he maintain this great hairline?
>>214421788Genes + vitamins + other things money can buy
>>214421788geneticsnow fuck off retarded troon zoom
>>214421819>Name random shit, nothing specificJust say you don't know
>>214421845genes(FGF5, MC1R, EDAR, LHX2, HR) + vitamins(Biotin, Vitamin D, Vitamin E, Vitamin A, Vitamin C, B-complex) + other things money can buy(Minoxidil, Finasteride, Low-level laser therapy, PRP injections, Hair transplant, Specialized shampoos/serums)
In the end none of them made it big. Kinda surprising given how popular Lost was back then
The guy that played sawyer went on to game of thrones he played the one handed incest boy
>>214421676Yeah, that's probably not what OP is talking about. That's cope.
>>214421562It's fascinating sometimes that size of a role in a TV show doesn't matter and a complete rando may be the next movie star.E.g. Jesse Plemons probably has the best career post-Breaking Bad by far, better than Cranston's (only has been in a couple Oscar baits, Godzilla and some comedy schlock) or Aaron Paul's (has been in... Need for Speed?), and he played a one season role with minimal screen time
>>214421676Lilly was the best part of The Hobbit
>>214421562There's a Hurley joke in there somewhere
Hollywood is officially cooked!?
>>214421567You think the jews running this shitshow care? They just want to enslave us and extract shekels.
>>214421567People who jerk off to AI watch movies for wrong reasons. You should watch them to experience somebody else's vision. Films aren't there to cater to your demands. At least they shouldn't be.
>>2144203852deep4me
>>214421567You ever see Wall-E?
>>214421776I'm gonna be fat?
>>214417912can't act, compared to whom? dunst can act better than hathaway, streep, hayek, many others
>>214417912>>214417958You are gay.
>>214417958Only time I found her attractive was in small soldiers. Never again.>inb4 pedoI was about the same age give or take
>>214417912but enough about Hershlag
>>214417958Post a prettier face. I dare you.
>add a quipping redditor to your tv show>look him up>he really said those things irlwtd
>>214421084>>214421163yeah cicero was the ur-libtard, whenever you hear a lib seething about "muh tyranny", "muh institutions" and "muh authoritarianism"remember that cicero did it first and gayer>>214421295firstly you mean an ancient trump and no, think of his as an ancient roman robert reich
>>214421544The reps said literally the same about Obama
>>214421084/tv/ is a drink-sodden, sex-addled wreck board
>>214421544Executive orders existed prior to Trump and are part of the powers given to the President.The rest of your tantrum has nothing to do with the democratic process.
>>214421705-me in 2016, before zion don absolutely fumbled the ball and started saying israel first like a blackmailed clown
The world will end on September 23, 2025. Are you prepared?
>>214416827I've never been more ready for anything in my life
>>214418024So you're not prepared?
>>214418250Remember when they had to build actual city sets for movies instead of forcing everything through a computer? I miss that.
>>214421146With a little bit more effort, they could have built actual livable houses, and not be wasteful with material... So many fake sets have been built, and people could be living in places like that instead. Houses in movie towns would probably sell well on auctions too.
>>214416903Amen.