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Were teachers like this a good thing or a bad thing?
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I remember one time my teacher was saying to my mom "his work is goo-" but she stopped herself and said something else. I don't remember what but the point is she was about to say it was good and then realized that was too high praise
Of course I knew it was too high praise because I did not try in school, I did everything last minute, and always managed to just barely pull it together. One time, a speech written the morning before they were due, was voted the best speech. I had to read it to my entire school. The laugh moments didn't get laughs. But I didn't really care, I was just speedrunning it and wanted it over with
Where the fuck was I. I don't know. Who are you people? Thanks for reading my blog.
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>>215111226
go write a diary faggot
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>>215110880
My english teacher was a hot piece of ass. She had a few outfits on rotation and I had favourites and would wonder what she would wear the next day. Life was simple and better back then
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>>215111261
I quite literally just did
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>>215110880
bad thing. women are terrible teachers, especially young ones. i had a 23 year old teacher in my sneedior year of highschool. She was actually pretty cute. but that was the problem. All the boys in the class teased her, and constantly refused to do work/follow directions because it would be like submitting to a girl their own age. They kept their own behavior in check of course, always skirting the line and doing just enough work to get acceptable grades but it constantly made her seethe. Which is on them, right? They lost some magic school points in exchange for a good time.

Except that is only part 1 of the story. The teacher took their behavior very it personally, and schemed to sabotage them when she could. Even though they played games with their grades, they were all smart kids and they maintained safe b/c averages. So what did she do? For the final exam, she accused the core group of cheating, directly failed them and raped their final GDP with a nice little note about academic malpractice attached to their record, fucking with their college choices. And by accuse, i dont mean she accused them directly. No, she just straight up failed them behind their backs (they didnt find out until they got their report cards) and there was no way for them to easily undo it. Her word versus theirs, guess who admin listened to?

Young women are immature as fuck and pull that kind of shit all the time. Theres ways to deal with it in the office or in public, but in school the student is entirely at the mercy of the teacher and half the time they dont even realize it. They lack the life experience and connections to understand the potential outcomes of their behavior. So they end up losing every single time.

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Horror directors be like "imagine an older woman" and that's it, that's the whole plot

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HEY THAT GUY DIDN'T PAY
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>>215110699
I dream of the day a well-made 80s-influenced film has a Gunship soundtrack, if nobody does it in the next 30 years I'll do so
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>>215110646
Great scene LOL
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>>215110731
You are awesome
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>>215110958
Facts
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>>215110958
Thanks oldfag fren :)

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Now that the dust has settled, what's the verdict?
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>>215111432
Wait for Gen alpha to becoming young adults.

They will talk about it endlessly like it was "misunderstood".
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7 is awful
8 has moments
9 is baffling but has great cinematography

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I liked Jonas more than Daniel.
I liked Dr Keller more than Dr Frasier.
I liked Teal'c better with that facial hair he had for like half a season.
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>>215101436
Genii girl was cute, I expected her to join as a permanent recurring character eventually.
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>>215099350
I remember Jon Lovitz being a recurring character in Stargate SG-1 but somehow that's not a thing now.
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>>215099350
>Jonas on the cover
>8 chevrons
>AI upscaled instead of remastered
they really fumbled hard with that shitty release
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>>215110551
jonas mogging daniel is the best part
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>>215100629
As responsible humans,we could never expose potential alien life to them. What would they think of humans if they witnessed them instead of some clean and handsome Americans?

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AI is now producing whole ass watchable cartoon episodes now. Are you loving it? This is incredible I'm happy I can finally create something without a $1,000,000 budget and gatekeeping.
https://x.com/AlfredAlfer77/status/1975629219905282556
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>>215109690
only an indian mystified by slop can have this world view about art.
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Everyone who says "damn this isn't funny AI is garbage" has to realize that 99% of media is unfunny garbage. Just look at the average Netflix adult cartoon show, it's worse than this.

I think people underestimate how significant this is because stuff like GoAnimate has existed for decades, and they think this is just another version of that. AI is fundamentally different, it's basically like a giant pattern-matching system that evolved, on the same architecture, from spouting nonsensical gibberish to being on the level of a smart intern in a few years. That rate of advancement means it'll reach human expert level in just another 2.

3 years ago, AI video was mangled unrecognizable garbage. Just 1 year ago it could make medium quality static scenes with no sound. Now it can produce consistent characters, voices, sound effects, etc all in one go. In a year it'll be able to do 20-30 second scenes, get rid of most of the weird "jiggles" in the animation. In 2 years, you won't be able to tell a human didn't animate it, in 3 years, you will probably prefer AI shows to human made ones, as they are funnier, have better animation, and can be produced in minutes on any topic.

What it means is the end of humans being paid to do anything creative (and in a larger sense any work that requires their brains). Either it will lead to the entire world on a basic income system (which will suck because humans will have very little political power and just rely on the welfare of the capital owners), or mass unrest, butlerian jihad or something even worse.
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I am now in love with this woman and I'm now okay with AI slop despite previously hating it due to jeet fatigue.
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>>215111298
when they bring up "porn" in the argument people forget about the sheer volume of MS paint or literal crayon fetish art on deviantart, and the people who got off to that shit. coomers aren't a great indication of how quality something is
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>>215111379
>i fell for marketing and im proud of it!
good for you

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>>215105150
i have barely watched anything trek in my life but i just wanted to drop in and say "city on the edge of tomorrow" is about the coolest title i've ever heard and i cant explain why
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>>215106273
How dare you say JD "Just Dance" Vance is a fake name.
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>>215109959
38.2 on my tv bro, did you do a channel scan?

It's gonna be LITTY!
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I couldnt tell it was AI until I read the thread...
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>>215111334
the costumes looked too good. too faithful. too colorful

fuck modern Hollywood trash. bring on ai
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>>215110326
OP is better than anything Hollyfag has produced in 20 years you tranny shit dick
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>>215111359
>too colorful
I hate how true this is
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>>215109805
Nobody will ever know it exists though because its going to get lost in all the slop.

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This movie couldve been saved if only it had a far more ambitious final act

It shouldve had jack slater chasing benedict across all the various film genre worlds, horror, romantic comedy, teen movie, black and white, sci fi or at the very least a final showdown where benedict made good on his promise to assemble a league of villians from all these genres

Any one of those changes wouldve made this an all time great
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>>215106692
Scream really ushered in serious use of conventions which is what I think LAH was going for. Austin Powers is a parody so it would work in any era.
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>>215101198
I would love to see more of the world Jack Slater lives in. The final act is a week point but overall this movie is so much better than True Lies which is doing the same thing but less cool.
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>>215101198
Stallone mogged the shit out of Fagnold in 1993
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>>215110438
Freddy's new nightmare predates scream, and it handled meta concepts perfectly
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>>215101198
>It shouldve had jack slater chasing benedict across all the various film genre worlds, horror, romantic comedy, teen movie, black and white, sci fi or at the very least a final showdown where benedict made good on his promise to assemble a league of villians from all these genres
This is dumb. The film's title is Last ACTION Hero, why would you introduce other film genre worlds? And how would a romantic comedy or teen movie villain even pose a threat to fucking Arnold?

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Would it be in character for Robbie Rotten to tie Stephanie down in his soundproof evil lair, place dentures in her mouth so she can't shut her mouth, and to start fucking her throat till she starts choking and screaming and crying, vomiting right on Robbie's dick? Imagine the anger on his face when it happens, he starts punching her face in till its purple all over, leaving her a sobbing mess without the energy to even scream anymore. Then he lays her down on a table, spreads her arms and legs apart like a torture device, spreading her mouth wide open again with dentures like a dentist operating on a crocodile, shoving a funnel deep inside her throat, standing on top of her, pulling his pants down, his stomach tumbling and rumbling, his underwear dropping to her eyes so she can't see. And finally, for the big showdown, he goes: "One order of Sports Candy coming right up!" as he takes a massive wet dripping shit right into the funnel, clogging her throat like a explosion happened at Willy Wonka's Factory. She tries to vomit it back up again but thanks to the funnel, it goes back in, forcing her to eat his shit and last night's dinner all over again. She can't scream for help, her nose clogged, her mouth gagged, her stomach on fire, her eyes red from crying and vomiting.

"Mmm... Creamy!" Robbie says at he stares down at his masterpiece. He grabs his camcorder that's been recording the act the entire time and uploads the footage on his computer, sending it to Sportacus with the email's header being: "Get cucked, Sportacrook!" And for weeks afterwards, Stephanie would taste that shit on her tongue at every waking moment. She will forever be reminded of what she ate to this day. Sportacus and the Mayor try their best to confront her and reassure her that everything's gonna be alright and that he's in Lazy-Town jail now, but it's no use. Robbie throws a well placed banana peel in jail, knocking a officer out, allowing him to escape for round two.

Fin...

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and they'll all be about "white man bad" and so on
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and they'll all be about "black man big penis" and so on

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Is this canon?

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>Fight in space where you can move in infinite directions
>Instead line up in close formation and take turns firing volleys at what's in front of you like napoleonic infantry columns
what retard wrote this.
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>>215110536
>the girl Asuka was based on from gun buster
Who? I haven't seen Gunbuster.
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>>215105932
BTW I double checked. They explicitly said in the anime that there was no rule against attacking Phezzan. No one in any leadership position trusted or feared Phezzan bar the few that were bought and paid for. In fact, they cared so little that they would on multiple occasions insult Phezzan's emissaries in their faces. The writer made it explicitly clear that Phezzan was the only one profiting from the commercial relationship with the FPA and apart from a legal technicality, the planet was actually cut off from the empire except for a few diplomats and merchants.
It'd be one thing if this was omitted but they spent a long time explaining why any possible excuse for Phezzan not being a battlefield is actually not canon. So I'm sorry that you had to make up hypothetical scenarios that would only make sense if everyone was a downie, which they are. Yang magically figures out Reinhard will probably attack and sends a child with pocket money to start a revolution, which never takes off since they're the spineless cowards that only care about money that everyone thought they were. So FPA's brightest mind is a melon, how's our genius Reinhard doing? Well even this gigabrain for some reason believed he needed Phezzan's permission...what if they warned the alliance, hired mercenaries, bought some ships from the alliance on short notice? What if they planted mines? Well that's what someone with a pulse would do but apparently only Lex Luthor does and he spends his remaining days playing arsonist after some family drama.
Everyone in the galaxy is retarded, nothing about the preceding 150 years of the war makes any sense with Phezzan and nothing in the last...100+ episodes could have happened without it. This might actually be the worst plothole in history. Gold star. No sub 70 IQ appeal to kikes or a hypothetical demilitarisation makes sense since the alliance keeps throwing men at Iserlohn and going into debt to PHEZZAN to fund their suicide missions.
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>>215109444
It's not just the frame rate in cheap slop like LOGH. The other jarring thing you'll notice is that they typically just animate the mouth while the rest of the face remains perfectly static.
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>>215107807
archive.org?
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>>215110732

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any movies about modern art?
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>>215101423
Preferable to contemporary art. Contemporary art is not the same as early 20th century modernist art. Contemporary artists are literally incompetent and incapable of making anything of quality.
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>>215104628
That was 2 kids stacked up under a coat
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i think stanley donwood's art is great
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>>215101410
That's the problem with you hacks, you're only preoccupied with originality but rarely with quality
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>>215101384
I got your art right here

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"pls stahp" - Hollywood
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>>215106409
You guys wouldn't get half the shit you do if you weren't going around:
a) bragging to steal everyones job
b) saying AI replaced real women in 3..2..1 NOW
c) saying I don't care each AI image takes as much power as a car and its to the point scarce wastewater with literal shit in it is now more valuable than oil so it can cool data centers give me BOOOBS


Basically being like these NFT Bros from a few years ago on steroids. Otherwise AI is fun and a decent hobby just stop overpumping it to the moon.
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>>215100955
Faggot

>>215111165
>give you more slop
What the fuck does this mean? Use more buzzwords, that'll make your point more salient
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>>215102223
You won't and you can't. Everything will be censored more than it is now. Local won't be able to catch up unless you have a $5000+ rig
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>>215111339
>What the fuck does this mean?
You'll get better at English soon enough Ranjeet
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>>215111405
I should have also explained that he's using it metaphorically. He's saying that the output of AI is very low quality, akin to the food given to pigs. It's been a popular metaphorical word in English for a long time.


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