What are the best age gap kinos?
Me and my infant daughter
How would you catch him?
>>215267044where should i start with the lupin anime newest ones?
>>215267195Put a spring loaded boxing glove trap in her crotch but instead of the boxing glove put Zenigata in there so he comes flying out from between her legs and handcuffs Lupin
>>215271669Castle of Cagliostro. Miyazaki movie.
With my hands
>>215267085>>215267195>>215271902The problem here is that Lupin is used to being led into obvious traps and always slips away. The issue here is Zenigata himself. She's so obsessed with chasing Lupin that he fucking finds excuses to let him go just so he can chase him some more. It's a Tom & Jerry relationship.Hire a better cop, and you'll get Lupin.
>A man in waste management could raise a family in a house like this 20 years ago
Why are they so desperate to turn Hermione and Snape into brown or black?>inb4 what's this anonThey are making new HP audiobooksHarry Potter and the Philosopher’s/Sorcerer’s Stone releases 4th November; Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets releases 16th December, 2025; Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban releases 13th January, 2026; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire releases 10th February, 2026; Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix releases 10th March, 2026; Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince releases 14th April, 2026; concluding with the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows on 12th May, 2026.
>>215271844There's no way he has the charisma or range to play Lockhart. The actor is a gormless dullard that can only play himself.
Who is playing Dracula Mouthoil?
So basically Hermione is never going to be a white girl again, right?
>>215271991AI will make her any color you want her to be, fret not.
>>215271991Hermione and Snape were never white, Chud. Now give us your old, factually incorrect edition of the books and movies so we can burn them forever.
Is this worth watching? 3 hours is a significant commitment.
>>215269223>does not a good X makeI immediately stop listening to any fag who uses this gay ass fucking reddit phrase
>>215267916I only liked the first part where it shows the state of the world before all the 'misadventures' happen.The scene where his apartment gets invaded is probably one of my favorite depictions of anxiety in cinematic history.https://youtu.be/zCuoYjnjFFw?si=U_RrUL10ImJhK8TF
>>215269319Israel actually is far happier than the vast majority of countries in the world, even since october 7th
>>215267916I watched this entire movie on my iPad while newly sick with the flu while on a 6 hour cross country flight from New York to california>it was pretty good
Oh boy I wanna watch that 3 hour movie about a neurotic Jew, that sure sounds interesting
I like the one where the retarded teenager gets gangbanged and sodomized then takes the stand and tells everyone she liked it and the guys were cool.
>>215270937*sane
>>215270332Link?I saw a comment on YouTube saying the same thing.
>>215270978Never mind I found it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N0HkYEdUyBA&t=19s&pp=2AETkAIB
I have relationships with womenAND SEX WITH MEN
>>215271972How do you inform this gentleman that he is, in fact, a homosexual? Bear in mind he is 6'7 and weighs 300 lbs, and his frontal lobe has taken several beatings over the past two decades.
James Gunn appreciation thread
didn't this guy get outed as being a literal pediphile?
>>215271594Dawn of the Dead (writer) wasn't bad. Forgot about how it ends thoGotG I didn't like.Superman was ok. Would probably watch a sequel.
>>215271594Short stacked blonde Supergirl Big Boobs Lois LaneSlow mo shot of Cat Grant’s jiggling titsCalls out Synder fags as 12 year old Indians Kills a jeet in Superman Depicts Snyder fags as literal monkeys Got the President of the US to seeth so much be felt the need to post himself as Superman on the official White House page Dude is pretty based for a lib
What went wrong?
>>215264622Is this Chris Chan?
>>215271845He helped save my life. It's that simple, his advice actually works.
>>215264622The maximum jew Trotsky thing was cool. Maybe make some more content.
>>215271237That's well over 18 in gorilla years.
Isn't this the edgy tryhard that got so butthurt over some podcaster getting shot that he cried and then pleaded for people to be murdered in response? Seems like a reasonable fellow that most certainly does NOT advertise himself endlessly on this board.
Give me your best on foot chase scene.
Anything involving parkour is a kino chase. I also like when they have to take shortcuts through random people's homes and the family inside is all freaking out.
>>215269126see >>215267596neither of those, directly, but adjacent. glass pane stunt is kino.
Mad Max has a very underrated onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvkjTwuGRckIt has precise editing, fitting music, wonderful scenery and a few classical traps (falling down, running into someone, etc.)
>>215266850/threadit's really funny seeing bourne immediately mog bond after bond tried to mog bourne
>>215266850literally came here for this
>studios spend half a century and billions of dollars trying to figure out why it was so succesful>it must be the aliens (it isn't)>it must be the jedi (it isn't)>it must be the lightsabers (it isn't)>it must be all the crazy different alien worlds (it isn't)>it must be just the desert planet (it isn't)>it must be inclusivity and diversity against le heccin evil fascists (it isn't)>it must be convoluted plots and superweapons (it isn't)Star Wars was just an extremely accessible ultra simple monomyth farmboy-hero story patterned on samurai-western B movies that didn't take itself too seriously or act like it was some massively important cultural monolith that needed to echo sociopolitical issues. That's the one thing they never tried to do again.
>>215271861Half the boys in my class read the jedi academy trilogy and the tales from books, then there was all the shadows of the empire stuff.
>>215270483No.It was the incest.
>>215270556HE DRINK 2 TIME?
>>215271954So why are you running your mouth? It was the special editions which brought star wars back to the forefront of pop culture.
Lucas is a goddamn genius
Imagine saying this to Anakin Skywalker
>>215271487He becomes a ghost who yells at Luke from far away and fills plot holes
>>215271401What's it like being the most based star wars fan ever?
>>215271401In that case, with 4 as the complete story, what did Obi say that for?
>>215271833>calls it "episode 4" instead of just using the name "star wars" to refer to the 1977 filmhe's a pseud
>>215271378Linguistic kill shot for starwars threads
The stupidest scene in Breaking Bad. The guy decides to start cooking for no apparent reason. Smug, pompous Gus with a box cutter.
>>215271149Yeah true he really had him here, I think Vince put in the connection of the mask to Walt way too early.I'm guessing it's because they didn't know how many seasons they'd have, or even if the pilot would be picked up so they left that thread dangling and it turned out to be a real flaw to the narrative. Hank should have been onto Walt by episode 2 not season 5.
>>215271149Why are the magnet or machine gun "goofy"? I believed all of it. I know guys who think and build shit like Walt did. There's no reason any of that couldn't work. What cartel superheroes? What does that mean?It was a great show, anon. Sorry you think it's overrated.
>>215271227He was a great extra on Bosch.Skinny Pete on The Blacklist was weird though.
>>215271404>literally detectSo you're a braindead zoomer. Put your phone away and go to bed. Stop calling things 'reddit'. You're trying way too hard.
>>215271493Notice how saying "reddit" always makes soilennials so mad? >I've been found out
>>215267186THEN YOU ARE LOST
>>215261966>no hard feelings
>>215262372this picture is atrocious, I don't understand why it keeps being reposted
>>215263681now I get why he got shot in the face
>>215265593she uses the n word quite often
>regarded as the worst in the series>is actually one of the greatest black comedies of all-timeThis movie is zero IQ caveman monkey shit and every second is high entertainment
>>215268543Post reboot things got messy again thanks to the rights to F13-1 being held by the original writer and F13-2 onwards (of course, includes Jason) belonging to the original director, but *now* the problem if I remember right is that all the actual movies and some related rights (eg, the logo) belong to New Line/WB. So the classic logo isn't usable, and anything actually in the movies like events, Jason's appearances etc could be legally challengable
>>215258826Hellboy (2004)
>>2152656982009 & JGTHAs good as it is the Part 5 scene cuts away from the sex too much.
>>215258447>This movie is zero IQ caveman monkey shitThat's the entire series, anon.
>>215258447Eat your fuckin slop
The people complaining about this movie are actually legitimate fucking retards.>huurrr its a bait and switch stronk lead movieThe movie starts, follows, and ends with Ares. He's clearly the main fucking character.>waahhhh they replaced Sam and Quorra with a random stronk womynThe whole movie is her trying to hunt down Kevin Flynn's source code for how he managed to keep programs from falling apart in the real world. The movie opens with a fucking exposition about how Sam turned the company around and left the company in the co-leads hands and how she's just following in his footsteps. It's made clear that everything she manages to do is only thanks to the Flynns.>reee there's a black womyn antagonistWho the fuck cares, she actually does a good job at playing her roleLike there's legitimately nothing wrong with this movie. It's not fucking shakespeare of anything but I'd say it's on the same level as Legacy. Plus they're setting up Sam/Quorra to return at the end. Not every fucking Tron movie has to star Tron or a Flynn. It delivers on the spectacle and the music. I mean what the fuck else do you want from a Tron movie. Who the fuck cares that Jared Leto stars in it. He did fine in his role. Jesus Christ people are so fucking autistic these days. They're going to fuck up our chance for more Tron movies/shows/games. Goddamn it, I want more games like Tron 2.0 and Tron Evolution instead of the cheap garbage they put on SteamComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>215265111They should have characters with blue nd green skin like reboot
>>215269643Culture wars rot people brains
I really liked it. They blew their load on the middle water chase scene and I'm glad for it. That was great. I wanted one more goofy grid security breach fight scene to round out the final battle and justify how hacking the beam rifle somehow solved everything. Maybe have Ares copy himself for the assualt knowing the copy will never be recovered. It felt like it could have fit as a book end to the initial hacking fight scene.
>>215262767The Asian is uglyThe nog is uglyChange that and it goes from a 4/10 to 6/10
It's not good, it's not horrendous. It's just bland uninspired slop brought down by poor acting from most of the cast and its only redeeming features are visual spectacle and halfway decent music.