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>>215264622Is this Chris Chan?
>>215271845He helped save my life. It's that simple, his advice actually works.
>>215264622The maximum jew Trotsky thing was cool. Maybe make some more content.
>>215271237That's well over 18 in gorilla years.
Isn't this the edgy tryhard that got so butthurt over some podcaster getting shot that he cried and then pleaded for people to be murdered in response? Seems like a reasonable fellow that most certainly does NOT advertise himself endlessly on this board.
Last time on /trek/: >>215246755Question, were Odo and Kira a good couple?
Don't the Bajorans find it strange their gods are vulnerable to radiation?
>>215260150The Pah Wraiths were the true gods of Bajor. The prophets watched the occupation and did nothing.
>>215271353The Klingons killed their gods and they don't find it strange
Warf is attempting to put his sash over his formal uniform when there is a ring at his door. Worf angrily tells the person to enter, and Riker enters the room. He says that the dignitaries will be arriving any minute, and Worf says that he's having some trouble. Riker says that if he didn't know him he'd assume Worf was procrastinating, but Worf says that Klingon's don't do that. They have tactical delays. Riker points out that Worf only needs to deal with the dignitaries for an hour, while he has to deal with them for three days. Worf says that he hates diplomatic situations, and Riker says that it's all part of being in Starfleet. He fixes Worfs sash for him, and Worf comments on his dislike of the formal uniform. Riker says that it's protocol and Worf says they look like dresses. Riker says that's sexist and outdated, being surprised at Worf. He starts to walk away before turning back and saying that Worf looks good in a dress anyways. Worf looks taken aback, while Riker smirks and the two head to the cargo bay.
>>215271897>esl paragraph full of typos explaining a scene>still image gifdoing this should automatically ban you for three days and make your car's catalytic converter instantly turn into rust
Give me your best on foot chase scene.
Anything involving parkour is a kino chase. I also like when they have to take shortcuts through random people's homes and the family inside is all freaking out.
>>215269126see >>215267596neither of those, directly, but adjacent. glass pane stunt is kino.
Mad Max has a very underrated onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvkjTwuGRckIt has precise editing, fitting music, wonderful scenery and a few classical traps (falling down, running into someone, etc.)
>>215266850/threadit's really funny seeing bourne immediately mog bond after bond tried to mog bourne
>>215266850literally came here for this
>studios spend half a century and billions of dollars trying to figure out why it was so succesful>it must be the aliens (it isn't)>it must be the jedi (it isn't)>it must be the lightsabers (it isn't)>it must be all the crazy different alien worlds (it isn't)>it must be just the desert planet (it isn't)>it must be inclusivity and diversity against le heccin evil fascists (it isn't)>it must be convoluted plots and superweapons (it isn't)Star Wars was just an extremely accessible ultra simple monomyth farmboy-hero story patterned on samurai-western B movies that didn't take itself too seriously or act like it was some massively important cultural monolith that needed to echo sociopolitical issues. That's the one thing they never tried to do again.
>>215271861Half the boys in my class read the jedi academy trilogy and the tales from books, then there was all the shadows of the empire stuff.
>>215270483No.It was the incest.
>>215270556HE DRINK 2 TIME?
>>215271954So why are you running your mouth? It was the special editions which brought star wars back to the forefront of pop culture.
Lucas is a goddamn genius
Imagine saying this to Anakin Skywalker
>>215271487He becomes a ghost who yells at Luke from far away and fills plot holes
>>215271401What's it like being the most based star wars fan ever?
>>215271401In that case, with 4 as the complete story, what did Obi say that for?
>>215271833>calls it "episode 4" instead of just using the name "star wars" to refer to the 1977 filmhe's a pseud
>>215271378Linguistic kill shot for starwars threads
The stupidest scene in Breaking Bad. The guy decides to start cooking for no apparent reason. Smug, pompous Gus with a box cutter.
>>215271149Yeah true he really had him here, I think Vince put in the connection of the mask to Walt way too early.I'm guessing it's because they didn't know how many seasons they'd have, or even if the pilot would be picked up so they left that thread dangling and it turned out to be a real flaw to the narrative. Hank should have been onto Walt by episode 2 not season 5.
>>215271149Why are the magnet or machine gun "goofy"? I believed all of it. I know guys who think and build shit like Walt did. There's no reason any of that couldn't work. What cartel superheroes? What does that mean?It was a great show, anon. Sorry you think it's overrated.
>>215271227He was a great extra on Bosch.Skinny Pete on The Blacklist was weird though.
>>215271404>literally detectSo you're a braindead zoomer. Put your phone away and go to bed. Stop calling things 'reddit'. You're trying way too hard.
>>215271493Notice how saying "reddit" always makes soilennials so mad? >I've been found out
>>215267186THEN YOU ARE LOST
>>215261966>no hard feelings
>>215262372this picture is atrocious, I don't understand why it keeps being reposted
>>215263681now I get why he got shot in the face
>>215265593she uses the n word quite often
>regarded as the worst in the series>is actually one of the greatest black comedies of all-timeThis movie is zero IQ caveman monkey shit and every second is high entertainment
>>215268543Post reboot things got messy again thanks to the rights to F13-1 being held by the original writer and F13-2 onwards (of course, includes Jason) belonging to the original director, but *now* the problem if I remember right is that all the actual movies and some related rights (eg, the logo) belong to New Line/WB. So the classic logo isn't usable, and anything actually in the movies like events, Jason's appearances etc could be legally challengable
>>215258826Hellboy (2004)
>>2152656982009 & JGTHAs good as it is the Part 5 scene cuts away from the sex too much.
>>215258447>This movie is zero IQ caveman monkey shitThat's the entire series, anon.
>>215258447Eat your fuckin slop
The people complaining about this movie are actually legitimate fucking retards.>huurrr its a bait and switch stronk lead movieThe movie starts, follows, and ends with Ares. He's clearly the main fucking character.>waahhhh they replaced Sam and Quorra with a random stronk womynThe whole movie is her trying to hunt down Kevin Flynn's source code for how he managed to keep programs from falling apart in the real world. The movie opens with a fucking exposition about how Sam turned the company around and left the company in the co-leads hands and how she's just following in his footsteps. It's made clear that everything she manages to do is only thanks to the Flynns.>reee there's a black womyn antagonistWho the fuck cares, she actually does a good job at playing her roleLike there's legitimately nothing wrong with this movie. It's not fucking shakespeare of anything but I'd say it's on the same level as Legacy. Plus they're setting up Sam/Quorra to return at the end. Not every fucking Tron movie has to star Tron or a Flynn. It delivers on the spectacle and the music. I mean what the fuck else do you want from a Tron movie. Who the fuck cares that Jared Leto stars in it. He did fine in his role. Jesus Christ people are so fucking autistic these days. They're going to fuck up our chance for more Tron movies/shows/games. Goddamn it, I want more games like Tron 2.0 and Tron Evolution instead of the cheap garbage they put on SteamComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>215265111They should have characters with blue nd green skin like reboot
>>215269643Culture wars rot people brains
I really liked it. They blew their load on the middle water chase scene and I'm glad for it. That was great. I wanted one more goofy grid security breach fight scene to round out the final battle and justify how hacking the beam rifle somehow solved everything. Maybe have Ares copy himself for the assualt knowing the copy will never be recovered. It felt like it could have fit as a book end to the initial hacking fight scene.
>>215262767The Asian is uglyThe nog is uglyChange that and it goes from a 4/10 to 6/10
It's not good, it's not horrendous. It's just bland uninspired slop brought down by poor acting from most of the cast and its only redeeming features are visual spectacle and halfway decent music.
One of the most misunderstood and unfairly hated character in tv history.
>>215258837kwab
>>215271352well you gotta admit those spics all got slaughtered
>>215271431That finish doesn’t work for me brother
>>215262555Only if they're groomed to be ready for it from a young age. Tony never took initiative in AJ's life to actually teach him masculinity and self-sufficiency, always brought him up in a lifestyle which would inherently alienate him from any of his peers, so even if he did go into something which would give him honors he would be behind from the start. Shit that other people learned before they were 10 he'd be having to pick up on the fly. And while its possible its a fucked thing to get around. Militarist societies of yesteryear took kids away from mom at around 7 or 8 to learn their future duties for a reason
>>215260720It was really odd that he was so bothered by this. It’s not like aj struggled to get young hot pussy and he should have noticed the warning signs from a mile away and treated it like a short fling.
Holy Terror editionprev: >>215263213
>>215271654Have you seen Open 24 Hours?Try Pandemic (2020)
>>215271667The theme is very hypnotic. It repeats so often that you start to assign other notes as the start of the melody so it sounds different. Really adds to the overall dreamlike quality of the movie. The scene where the Tall Man walks by the icecream truck is like something out of a nightmare despite happening in broad daylight. Fairly atypical idea like the other scene you mentioned.
>>215271598It's (You) dumbfuck.
>>215271874What?
>>215268945>there's a pumpkin in the backgroundok this seems like an october watch. through my cunning I have determined it is The Night Of The Harvest.
will this movie actually become a classic as time goes by or does that sort of thing not happen any more?
>>215271882TL;DR. Get a job welfare queen
>>215271890not an argument, jew
>>215271799The answer is actually "ethnic nepotism and manipulation of 'lesser' races to do their bidding" which is what orthodox jews are literally proud of doing and don't even try to hide. You are a race of silver spoon trust fund children. Hollywood satanic rape cult = jews. Child trafficking = jews. Central bank = jews. You control the world because of your cunning, you see non-jews as cattle so there is no bar too low for you in your desperate bid to keep the veil over the goyim's eyes.
>>215271916go overdose on fent with the rest of the goys, slave
>>215271942>dey cheatin!lol
What makes all of their shows not good? There is something about them that makes it almost good but it just isn't and it's really pissing me off because I don't have the words to describe why it's bad.
>>215271768Shit has never been the same since the writers strike of like, what, 2010?Also, who is going to be the executive who tells a writer their work is shit and to make it better? You'd probably get sued.
>>215271816>suedLol no. You can't tell writers that their work is shit anymore because they can play six degrees of Kevin Bacon between their rich daddies and (((your))) boss.
>>215271411>>215271555Cope cucks. Sarah Gadon won.
>>215271773Definitely he case for cable tv not so much for broadcast TV. You atleast had to bring in the ratings or they’d cancel your ass mid season. Or be so budget they could use the show full dead periods at night or daytime
>>215270119because netflix exists for the sole purpose of propaganda
this was a cringefast tryhard sloppa im glad i have the fast forward button for reminds me of “garden state” but just fuck my shit up x100they really thought they were making something good
>>215270953 same
>>215270653>fast forward buttonit's the skip ahead button, unc
>>215270653Tag is unfunny from start to end
>>215270653I really liked this when I was depressed.
>>215270653But anything produced by Netflix is slop like this???
Are there any female comedians you actually like?
>>215269856shes a closeted lesbian
>>215270319wow not bad, would love to suck those nipples
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>>215269579i understood that reference :)
I dont like stand up, male or female. I like Tina Fey as a comedic actor and writer and in her prime Kristen Wiig was pretty funny too.
