A thread for the discussion of arthouse and classic cinema.Reject lustful imagery editionQOTDWhat's your favorite sexless film?
>>215536564Yes, we are the happiest ones on 4chan.
/film/ - Gay Art Bath House & Classics
>>215536564Didn't catch the memo? We're 100% heterosexual straightshooters here. That's right, buddy, we're able to appreciate male beauty without resorting to lascivious parlance.
>>215536564what about kdg?
>>215536800If you ain't got lust for women, you gay, and korean dramas are just about kissing and cuddling and homo shit like that. Nigga you gay.
Stop wasting time watching and talking about movies, get a real manly hobby.
>>215535965>wolf reintroductionKek
>>215535965nothing wrong wit pocket knives desu
>>215535672>cedar>is actually a juniper
>>215533596You want me to spill blue Gatorade onto wooden surfaces?
>>215535965reddit masculinity starter pack
Why isn’t this praised more here?
It was a much worse and infinitely more soulless version of Conan the Barbarian. Just watch that instead.
I prefer the originalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODM6xqliW28
>>215536517Was Conan the son of the sorcerer? Why did he call him son?
>>215535767That's yet another empire built by Europeans, christkikery had very little to do with it.Again, you think your sand charlatan had a hand in creating what the Greeks and the Romans had built the foundation for and of, almost two millennia prior.My mistake for trying to reason with a blind zealot. Now go pay taxes to make Israhell great or something.
>>215533117The movie completely misunderstands Germanic blood feuds. Which is not surprising, because the mindset of Germanics is so foreign to the mongrelized Christcucks today, but it's still important to call it out, otherwise their false, moralized portrayal of my people's ancient customs is it's only portrayal. Germans had an autistic obligation to avenge their dead family members. Even if your brother was an idiot, who provoked other people in a manner you find unacceptable, you would still back him up during a fight or avenge his death, if he was slain. This attitude didn't require hate or rage to function. It was so natural, obvious and common sense to the people. A German would calmly walk up to someone's house, ask for the Wehrgeld he was owed as the injured party and then lodge his axe into his skull, if he refused. He would shrug his shoulders, if you asked him in an offended manner "b-but you just killed someone!". However he would find it completely unacceptable, if you suggested to him why he didn't take the safer option to do his deed during the night and slay the victim in his sleep and look at you like you were insane.This was the attitude of Germanics, before Christianity. Keep in mind they managed to agree to a system of Wehrgeld (basically a fine or blood money) without any centralized state authority. They introduced order into a free world through strength. This movie doesn't accurately display this attitude. Actual Germanic Pagans would think it's kinda silly to hype yourself up with hate and rage to avenge your brother. However oaths like "not shaving your beard or not smiling" were absolutely valid. Also women would never dare to stop their male relatives from taking revenge. Women would pride themselves to instill shame into their sons, brothers, husbands and fathers to take revenge against the people, who still owed them.
It would actually be very easy for police to charge and prosecute him for kidnapping, torture and murder.
>>215536047Ha-haa!
>could I trouble you for a glass of water?what would you do?
>>215536645Drink the water, der.
>>215527281literally just find a libtard judge who rules based on feelings instead of laws and you’ll get off Scott free>y-your honor yes I broke all those laws but my daughter has LE CANCER>okay you’re free to go!
>>215536822but he wanted water
not advisable to download this personality
not much of a personality to download, its just clint eastwood squintingsquint eastwood
>>215536509sorry wrong image
squint cuntwood
>>215536509Download the Outlaw Josey Wales personality, especially if you live close to Kansas.
>>215536610 i've only seen the first movie but:he sees life as a boring video game where he has to make his own fun to feel a bit of somethinghowever he wants to avoid any human interconnection forming, even to the point of lying on top of a hotel bed in his poncho so he doesn't dirty the sheets which someone would have to cleanhe says he knew some woman once who had no one to help so, we can infer he is traumatized that's what makes him like this and why he doesn't have any real fear of death
Long story short, I'm writing a plot device to be used for a story later. But I've got a dilemma in my story.If a society can create perfect synthetic women, what unique value does an organic woman have outside of child birth/Ova production?I'm trying to keep this as believable and logical as possible. In all of my explanations within the story is sensible and doesn't involve "well...just because okay!" or "space magic" as a reasoning for anything. But I keep coming back to this question. I'm really trying to prevent the women of my story from essentially becoming body farms but when faced with the consequences of such a system it always devolves into that.
>what unique value does an organic woman have outside of child birth/Ova production?literally none
>IT.Welcome.to.Derry.S01E01.DV.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHEL >IT.Welcome.to.Derry.S01E01.DV.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHEL >IT.Welcome.to.Derry.S01E01.DV.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHEL >IT.Welcome.to.Derry.S01E01.DV.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHEL >IT.Welcome.to.Derry.S01E01.DV.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHEL >says the N word in the first 30 minHoly shit!
>>215536353Im pretty sure they're related to the Uris family because the kids locker had Urine written on it.
Almost the entire cast is fucking black. How the fuck do you guys even watch this slop?
>>215536540I didn't. I watched the pregnancy scene (lame) and skimmed the rest of the episode (lame).
>>215536540Don't worry, I won't be. The first episode was terrible, and that was meant to hook people. There's no chance it doesn't get way worse from there if that was the best they had to start it.
>>215536540>Lampshades!
You better be watching this anon.
>>215535669>normal people whenever they see a trannyftfy
Why does it trigger chuddies so hard?
>>215524891Damn I don't think I have ever seen someone samefagging this hard
It's fucking freezing in here!
>>215529616kinoty for keeping my thread alive im looking forward to the next episode
>25,000 years old space civilization with solar-system-destroyer weapons and light-speed travel >plastic armor
>>215521586Shitty plastic doesn't even block phaser shots
>>215521843>Javelins u from my chariot
>>215521923Battle of Coruscant: Palps has secret fast clone cylinders installed on planet to counter-ambush Grievous' coup de main attempt. They're told they're on and from Kamino, but are off (and retarded) to actual slow growth legacy Clones. Their armor was downgraded as well for production costs savings.
>>215528344Armor can't protect from blunt force trauma especially head trauma. It's essentially your brain slamming against the inside of your skull, you would need something like a motorcycle helmet that's made to crumple and absorb the force.
>>215534750Yeah I thought maybe you were just looking at the "canon" section, but there is weirdly little info on both pages, even though I feel like they talk about plastoid all the time in games and stuff
There is so much garbage around I can't watch anything. It all feels like a chore now
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>>215533401There's a 100 years of cinema behind you. You don't have to be following modern stuff if you you don't feel like it, so explore what's in the past. There's more than enough.
Why don't they make TV shows for high class heterosexual male anymore?
Uhm.. yeah!
>>215536087they are trying to corral them into living more meaningful lives
>a bunch of marines armed to the teeth have trouble with humanoid insects that can only attack at melee range and nerfed acid bloodThis is honestly quite the ridiculous movie. Turns an unique space horror into actionslop.
>>215536599You forgot the part where JFK didn't want to continue the vietnam PA and was going to remove the small US force until oops he suddenly died and his vice president LBJ just coincidentally flooded the country with US troops and equipment
>>215527998the reason why youre getting dogpiled on is bc the army thought nam was going to be relatively easy go in and out type of deal
>>215536104so..people lived on lv 426 for 20 years by this point, but only went to examine the alien ship and stuff at burke's request and study them, setting up the lab and everything, only after hearing ripley's story? and the colony going bust happens in the time it took them to get there?even if i'm supposed to assume all this shit it feels like theres a few missing scenes
>>215527826What I don't get is why Sulaco had no fucking crew to speak of. Nostromo, which is essentially a glorified tugboat, had a minimum crew of seven. Sulaco was a warship that was hundreds of time the displacement, so naturally it should have had a crew well into the hundreds.I mean, nevermind the aliens or the risk of the ship being attacked or even captured while it's sitting unmanned in orbit, how are you expecting a platoon of Marines who barely have high school educations to repair the ship if it suffers a leak or collides with an asteroid?>>215530095They knew there was a potential biological hazard on LV-426 and completely failed to plan around it. Even something as simple as requisitioning a few ground-based drones (bomb disposal robots for instance) and deploying them ahead of any Marines entering a room would have drastically mitigated the risks. The governments in the Aliens universe already had pretty anal regulations about exposing the human race to alien diseases (Ripley literally states ICC quarantine procedure as 24 hours upon exposure to any foreign organism) so we know that they're aware that the threat exists.Also, I'm not shitting on Gorman so much as I'm shitting on his superiors for not sending someone with more experience and more men.
>>215536808>in the time it took them to get there?i meant before they even left* since they mention not getting an answer
...and here’s that 60 year old grandmom you wanted to cast, sir….
I hear the fat Greek Stab roast is in pole position to supercede the mighty might JRE, is this true?
The roar of the Elephant Graveyard spells fear in the heart of Joe Rogan
>>215536505Like the warcry of a Bondo ape in darkest africa.
>>215536525>Bondo Apes yeah biggest monkey I ever saw. One gave me a hand job in the store green room bacm in 95, grip tighter than a nuns snatch I tell ya
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Why is anime still so misogynistic and sexualized in the current year? And why is Japan refusing to become more progressive, like the West?
>>215535358>This is the dude that fucking reviews the shittiest Marvel movies like they're masterpieces.>takes Kojima shitposting at face valueGo back
>>215535580>>215534035Why do Boomers hate Japan so much bros?
>>215533814Manhattan
>>215536237Pearl Harbor
>>215536628That happened before they were born
I struggled to make it through 2 episodes and gave up.
That gay guy tah is the showrunner has this formula mastered...>1st season is truly kino with interesting characters and story>second season is average with a drop in writing and story quality>3rd season he goes full retard and show is ruinedHe does it everytime, specially with American Horror Story
>>215535389Third season of AHS was Coven. They didn't go full retard until season 5
>>215535389I heard he just got a bug bag from Disney for an undisclosed project. What the fuck could it be
>>215536260Yoda prequel where he is revealed to be one of the last Dagobahaens because he was systematically raping and eating some key lower animal in the food chain. It's like Grogu eating fetuses, it rhymes.
>>215533942I did. It's so ridiculous and over the top it turned into absurdistkino
