How can you say no to that face?
Tales of Terror edition previous >>215526831
>>215536785>I HAVE COME HERE>TO DISPOSSESS THE KULAKS>AND FURTHER THE COMMUNIST REVOLUTION>AND I'M ALL OF KULAKSIt's John Carpenter speaking out against capitalism and in favor of hardcore stalinism in they live
>>215536828i also find that interesting, can you list them?
>>215536865itsy bitsyinfestedsting
>>215536882thank you
>>215536313The lady who leans all the way over lol
ITT: Characters you aspire to be like
>>215536705just like you
sincere answer: anton chigurhspecifically at the end when he's won completely except that he gets in a car accident driving from his latest killing. he has a compound fracture and the cops will be there any second. what's he do? he gives a gawking kid a few bucks for his shirt and turns it into a sling and starts lurching away from the scene.maybe he got caught, maybe he got away. the point is he looked at his situation, decided what the best course of action was, and gave himself the best shot.could I react like that? probably not. I'd probably scream OH MY GOD MY FUCKING BONE AAAAAAARGHHHHH and just lay there and get arrested.
>>215536853The Soviet Union broke the Soviet Union. America was still hooked on Saud when he left office, and most of the world still under tyranny.
A thread for the discussion of arthouse and classic cinema.Reject lustful imagery editionQOTDWhat's your favorite sexless film?
>>215536564Didn't catch the memo? We're 100% heterosexual straightshooters here. That's right, buddy, we're able to appreciate male beauty without resorting to lascivious parlance.
>>215536564what about kdg?
>>215536800If you ain't got lust for women, you gay, and korean dramas are just about kissing and cuddling and homo shit like that. Nigga you gay.
>>215536862K dramas are full of emotions like Heredditary. Very gay.
>>215536893> Heredditary
Who should replace him? And Snyder is not an option.
>no halloween episodeAnd they say it's the best sitcom of all time
>>215536784Jerry turned into a werewolf in an episode though...
DROPPED
What about the Meatspace episode?
>>215489524>candid camera reference Wouldn’t this show not exist in universe? Bad writing
>>215528498It’s called bad writing
>>215505149>a hour
It's so weird when leftoids try to think about right wing thought and can only come up with bizarre and contrived parodies of it. And at the same time they come up with endless amounts of horror themselves through their insane policies. The movie was just midwit narcissism.
I have officially become completely disconnected from modern filmmaking. The fact that people in this thread say they liked this shit is blowing my mind.This was the biggest piece of trash I've ever seen, bar none. It's so incredibly incompetent at dialogue, acting, pacing, editing, etc. It's worse than a student film. A student film at least has soul. I felt literally NOTHING when the characters died. You have to be a special level of bad director to have your audience feel nothing towards the characters dying despite having an hour and forty minutes of storytelling tools to make you care about them.
>it's scary because...she's ugly!Seriously?
>>215534622This is the moment of your life you find out all modern beauty standards are based off of the the pale sickly look of a person with consumption.https://asm.org/articles/2025/may/tuberculosis-and-fatal-beauty-romanticismGet tuberculosis pilled.
Overrated film of the yearDon't (You) me
>>215536570I thought modern beauty standards were based off lies told by gay men to straight women?
>>215536668I mean its Lord Byron you tell me.
>>215534161Based
>a bunch of marines armed to the teeth have trouble with humanoid insects that can only attack at melee range and nerfed acid bloodThis is honestly quite the ridiculous movie. Turns an unique space horror into actionslop.
>>215527998the reason why youre getting dogpiled on is bc the army thought nam was going to be relatively easy go in and out type of deal
>>215536104so..people lived on lv 426 for 20 years by this point, but only went to examine the alien ship and stuff at burke's request and study them, setting up the lab and everything, only after hearing ripley's story? and the colony going bust happens in the time it took them to get there?even if i'm supposed to assume all this shit it feels like theres a few missing scenes
>>215527826What I don't get is why Sulaco had no fucking crew to speak of. Nostromo, which is essentially a glorified tugboat, had a minimum crew of seven. Sulaco was a warship that was hundreds of time the displacement, so naturally it should have had a crew well into the hundreds.I mean, nevermind the aliens or the risk of the ship being attacked or even captured while it's sitting unmanned in orbit, how are you expecting a platoon of Marines who barely have high school educations to repair the ship if it suffers a leak or collides with an asteroid?>>215530095They knew there was a potential biological hazard on LV-426 and completely failed to plan around it. Even something as simple as requisitioning a few ground-based drones (bomb disposal robots for instance) and deploying them ahead of any Marines entering a room would have drastically mitigated the risks. The governments in the Aliens universe already had pretty anal regulations about exposing the human race to alien diseases (Ripley literally states ICC quarantine procedure as 24 hours upon exposure to any foreign organism) so we know that they're aware that the threat exists.Also, I'm not shitting on Gorman so much as I'm shitting on his superiors for not sending someone with more experience and more men.
>>215536808>in the time it took them to get there?i meant before they even left* since they mention not getting an answer
>>215536808They didn't do anything outrageous. Burke sent a message that takes two weeks to get there. It triggers the colonists to go to the derelict and get facehugged. They bring that back to the colony and others go out there. Contact is lost and they don't check in two weeks later. That triggers the Sulaco to go out which takes about three weeks. So a month of going to the derelict, getting some specimens, and having xenomorphs stalk colonists, capture them, and make more xenos. That's all explained in the damn movie
>The Thing wants to assimilate and conquer the entire human race >So it crash lands in the one place on earth where barely any humans exist away from any convenient transportation
>>215514728>understand>concept>precludes>choosingIs Reddit down today or something?
>>215534276Reword that sentence into Chanese
>>215515174>It's just an animal; no ambitions, broWhat makes you say that? Things' cleverness is correlated with their size. One of them wouldn't have to eat much to be smarter than any human that has ever lived. And I don't see why it wouldn't, after getting rid of all threats to itself, gather up a lot of biomass and create a massive thing brain, like the flood's grave mind in the halo universe.
>>215533585Isolating all the characters from the outside world IS smart though when the villain is a creature who can conquer everyone on the planet
>>215514728>>215514727Also, maybe the ship was a prison ship trying to contain it.>>215514853Yeah. Maybe it took over the ship's crew and steered the ship toward a populated planet.Or, even better, what if there was a second thing on the ship that was killed by the alien crew. Yet they couldn't stop the ship from crashing on ancient Earth.
BLEH?
>>215535399CIA+
>>215535399BLEGH!!!
Dr Pavel. I'm Bat.
I didn’t know what I’d be for halloween until I put on the mask
ee did not vly so gvd, like me, a bat. ha ha haaaa
>It's a "Truman tells everyone he's going to back to college and get back on track." Episode
>>215535615Does he at least exercise at home?
>>215535895Does cranking hog count as exercise?
>>215535640>Truman only wants herjust move on
>>215533600>>215533700>it's another Truman farting for the whole day in front of hidden cameras thinking he's alone after eating leftover burritos for breakfast again
>>215533600>it’s another «Truman spend all his day playing videa, jerking off and browsing 4chan because at the moment he’s not distracted by something, he fixate on how fucked up his life has become and wonders if he even has a chance of fixing itat this point » It’s been years with this shit, can’t they find anything new ?
Da new face of left wing comedy
my boomer dad wants to go see bugonia, i hope stav isn't too prominent because i don't want to explain who he is.
>>215532439looks like a tranny
>>215535973as OP said, left wing
>>215535903That norwood
What does Nick's gf look like? Unironically asking
>growls incoherently
i'm a zoomer and wat is this?
