Who was he meant to be a parody of?
Spielberg>TEENS LOVES ASS
>>215542057Didn't he openly say he was doing Harvey Weinstein?
>>215542562Other way around. Weinstein said it reminded him of himself and he loved it.
>>215542057Weinstein
>>215542057Harvey and Spielberg as producer
What a fucking chud, just let people enjoy things
>>215542325rent free
>>21554037630 minutes worth of dubious substance flick
I like how much of a dick he is but at the same time Im sure it feels bad. Eli Roth, now I don't like his movies, but he seems like just a guy who enjoys horror so having Carpenter who I'm sure is one of his favorite directors insult him has to feel bad, same with the french chick who directed substance. Cronenberg and Aronofsky deserve it THOUGH
the underlying message was very heavy handed, but I think it's a fun, well made body horror.still doesn't hold a candle to Carpenter's best films.
Horror is not for everyone
>not watching AI slop kinosAnyone else seen this shit? I fell down a youtube rabbithole (recommendations when you're not signed in are wild, normies are fucked), and I guess there's just an endless supply of feature length chinese drama slop. I'm pretty sure all the comments are bots too, but https://youtu.be/i472bo1e2pIhttps://youtu.be/rqpbxmuH5KAhttps://youtu.be/nce2wA2N5QYhttps://youtu.be/p_zfCF2RaBY?t=683 (where do I know this dudes voice from?)
My mum was watching them for a bit. Now she listens to reddit reads.
>>215541069That's not AI slop. That's just micro dramas
>This is very nice and good drama absolutely with the smart cute girl she is really amazing and acts very well like the biggest actors all they'll perfect of acting I love you guys congrats to you all
>>215541069who even watches this shit? how do they rack up millions of views?
>>215541069Are the recs when you're not signed in reflective of what goes on in the mind of the average person? Are they a form of social engineering to influence the average person? I don't know why so many people are apparently so interested in "when bodybuilders meet REAL fighters" or "fake MMA meets REAL MMA" or "EQUAL RIGHTS EQUAL FIGHTS, women meet REAL MMA fighters". I've never watched anything even closely related to those (signed in or not), and for a while that would be the unsigned-in recs, all with tens of millions of views.
Funhoe editionprev: >>215535880
>>215542295Worse. Undead
>>215542295>>215542309Worse; ReDead
>>215542295blame the niggas who insist on keeping these threads all year up instead of only for october
>>215542295Why, afraid of the dead?You should be.
what's a good first argento movie that isn't susperia?
Kdrama General - YouTuber Kid Tae Ri EditionPrevious thread >>215501683*** TorrentsShows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKHMovies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHw*** ChartsNewfriends chart: imgur.com/a/92Ub01UOlder dramas: imgur.com/a/YanckySThriller/Dark/Action: imgur.com/a/h8ZuG3n
>>215541062>that hizumi threadDo you have a webm generator / script permanently running in the background or what?
>>215541924two button presses and it generates a perfect webm, don't even need to pause the show/movie
>>215541947Ok based
>>215541662take your meds
>>215542425man hands make it easier to pass
Why isn’t this praised more here?
>>215541729Yeah, the movie just left zero impression on me. It was on and then it ended.Not great movie-making.
>>215542151classic Eggers
>>215541482>>215541507This. The viking raid was the best part. Why would they throw all that away for a shitty Hamlet ripoff?
>>215533117Audience expected more viking raids, instead got a rehash of Hamlet/Hrafninn flygur and things that had already been done in movies before like the scene from Grettir which inspired that Conan story. The ending felt rushed too. I still enjoyed it though compared to other contemporary movies.
>>215542523It continues to baffle me that Eggers decided to adapt proto-Hamlet when we already have, y’know, Hamlet, as opposed to adapting something like the Siegfried section of the Nibelungenlied, filled with Heroes going on adventures with gods, battles with dragons, huge Viking raids on the Saxons, romance, tragedy, all that good stuff that people enjoy watching in movies. I don’t think anyone has ever really made any movies about Siegfried/ Nibelungenlied besides the nazis.
What would you do if you saw this guy while driving
Step on the gas.
>>215542140I would get insanely angry and try to harass him or perhaps run him off the road. I think most people feel the same way.
>>215542140I fucking HATE the driving crooner. I want him dead.
>here are the top 10 worst murders of all time>here's number 9 uhh... the burari deaths>it's really bad... they basically all unalived themselves>go look it up the rest yourself hahawhat the actual fuck is this nigger's problem?
>>215539403I saw him say that he deserves credit for Blood Meridian being so well known. Literally one of the most famous american books ever, but apparently nobody knew about it until he made on video on it.
>>215538164Top 10 worst basedouts of all time
>>215538041i don't trust those who get upset when people pay respect to the Unabomber's writings. They come off as insufferable technophiles deeply afraid of the inevitable, so they'd rather shut down discourse to feel better with themselves and not have to worry about humanity's downward trajectory
>>215538164Gotta have a laugh at this guy's luck. If he released that video at the height of breadtube's influence he could have probably built a sizeable audience to grift off of for years. But since he was late to the party and the cultural tide clearly turned against wokeslop, he got humiliated and laughed off the internet.
>>215539666And thanks to this, it's probably going to catch on. The younger generation really has no fucking idea how to speak or write, or hell, even hear English.
Rec me your best sniper movie tv
Are there any sniper kinos set in ww1 trenches?
>>215541637white men*
>>215541467That’s the shit on my chest kid from not another teen movie and that’s easy. People try to say that I’m face blind and autistic or that my brain doesn’t work but I’m not buying it.
>>215541467Why does every second of every modern media or art feel like a ragebait?
>>215541721You’re not a racist or sexist are you, goy? Huh, huh? You gotta problem with a woman being stronger than you? Huh? Look at this white guy! He hates women. That’s why you gotta lose your institutional power white boy. Cause you’re a bigot. Can’t handle this closeup of a fat hipster young professional black woman that are organically found in the wild? You get what you deserve. Come on, Stacy.
The single worst thing that can happen to a man has happened to me...I ran out of kinos to watch.
>>215542127Try reading a book called Contest by Matthew Reilly. See what you think and if it keeps you interested.
>>215542199Deliverance (1972)Sampo (1958)The Man Who Stole the Sun (1979)
>>215542356Seen Deliverance and The Man Who Stole The Sun (absolutely kino poster, and really funny movie)Will watch Sampo tonight, thanks anon
>>215538660I get way more immersed in the film because of the reading. The Pusher series for instance might as well been in English to me.
>>215542497May also want to give Snegurochka (1969) a shot.
What do y’all think?
>>215539902I'd love to see an Avengers made with only DEI heroes, BUT the movie needs to cost at least a couple billions.EXCELSIOR!
>>215538629>capeshitKys
/tv/ hates redheads
>>215538629redheaded rori, lorelai would be mad she died her hair
damn, and i thought she will be shooting webs like spidey not using guns like poonisher
>no biopic about a band were everyone hated eachother from day 1
>>215542479>>215542426Roger’s whole humanitarian shtick becomes more insufferable when you realize it’s still just about him and his daddy issues and him projecting it onto everybody else. I never got to know one of my parents either but I don’t always bring it up cause I feel like constantly looking for people to feel sorry for me is pathetic, Roger however finds dignity in this perceptual hunger for sympathy Do you actually think he gives a fuck about Palestinians or is this just another instance of him simply not being able to accept the harsh realities of life in stride?
>>215542570It's even more sad when you realize that he doesn't see the Nazis as the heroes yet, we fought the wrong people in WW2
>>215542112>OP never saw the wallKek
>>215542166fpbpAs a fan of PF, I'd say the same.>>215542268This>>215542253Also this.
>>215542268i think they'd make a good movie because of that because you cant fall back on the usual music biopic tropesHell a Pink Floyd biopic wouldnt even end on a sappy ''LETS COME TOGETHER AND THROW ONE LAST CONCERT GUYS'' and instead end on a somber note were it falls apart and everyone drifts apart
Would a Naros-styled biopic about Saddam Hussein work? I heard it was tried by the BBC in 2008 but didn't really lift off.
>>215542390This would definitely work if it went deep on the history of his rise to power and how life was under his rule. But it should not be a complete historical account, that is it should not start with his childhood. It should start in 1956 when Saddam joined the Baath party and end with his trial in Baghdad in 2006.
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I appreciated what Joker 2 was trying to do, if you hated Joker getting raped, cucked and murdered you're probably a baby. it's your fault you built him up as this woe is me guy you relate to, the writer just gave him a fitting end that wasn't some cringe boss character you wanted to be.
>>215541875>if you hated Joker getting raped, cucked and murdered you're probably a babyjewish claws typed this
>>215541884isn't that your ultimate fantasy though, you thought he was cool getting abused by his mother and treated like a loser, don't you feel like society spits on you? LMAOfaggot
>>215531830my hero... no...
>>215542005>You either die a hero or live long enough to get anally devastatedSuch is life in Gotham City...
what are your favorite rock of love moments?
honest question, what compels a 40-something year old man to have such obscene obsessions with kissing? Bret seemed to have the urge to kiss constantly, it was fucking weird, why didn’t he just eat ass like most adults do
Best show I ever saw was Poison in 2000Totally blown away, non-stop energy rock
When that one woman turned out to have done a Ghetto Gaggers scene.
can't believe i used to watch this shit and even the flavor flav one
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