Why isn’t this praised more here?
>>215533548Ask Jesus
turns out aping the lion king makes for a dull story.
>>215533513
>>215533117I hate niggers and other BIPOCs as much as any other sane and rational human being on this Earth, but I could not get into this movie. It was so fucking boring.
too many roided bodybuilder types, looked ridiculousvikings tv show was trash but had much better casting in terms of physiques and builds
>we're headed to a war zone so it's imperative that we take this 7 year old girl with us
>>215531614What other choice did they have?
>>215533022>is OP retardedYes, and a faggot>Did OP even watch the movieNo. Obviously he doesn't even know what happens in the next 10 minutes. Probably too busy pooping in the street or eating with his hands
>>215531863out of ten
>>215531614theyre called war brides
>>215531614this is her now>>215531847based>>215531863cringe
What do you wanna see in a Baldur's Gate movie?
>>215533226she's not a monkey!>>215533299they're called drows actually
>>215533104>Baldur's Gate moviewhich game is it based on?
Cute Soph origin story.
>>2155333653 of course>>215533461she smol!
>>215533598If they do a BG3 movie, the only way it could go wrong is if they pussy out and don't have The Dark Urge as the main character
Well, who the hell was he?This is the closest thing we're going to have to a Joker moment in real life, and he was never found out.
>>215533555Imagine if you had listened. And that's what no one else did.
>>215533485That's what you get for watching Doctor Who.
>>215533583He IS a fuckin nerd
>>215533555>>215533579you should have listenedhe's saying "don't drink pepsi or you're a nerd"
>>215533277it's more weird than anything, but i'd be a bit spooked if i was watching doctor who at 11 pm and had to see that out of nowhere.the first hijacking that was completely silent because they couldn't get the audio to transmit was a bit spookier and that's the one more people tuned into
Harbinger Down a.k.a. Inanimate.You guys lied to me. It's bad.
>>215532762it's not good, no. It's worth it if you like The Thing type movies, but going in with low expectations helps a lot. Not disappointed that I saw it, but I don't think I'll go out of my way to see it again.
>>215533062>It's a good movie to show how even the best practical effects need good directors to not look like shit.yeah I guess this was the first thing that this guy ever directed and it shows. I've seen better direction on the Hallmark Channel.
>>215532884>lolwutAfter it came out that The Thing prequel's practical effects were covered up with shoddy CGI at the last minute because of retarded executives, the fx studio who had their work thrown out decided to take advantage of the outrage and crowdfund a movie to show what they were capable of doing. unfortunately it sucked ass.
>>215533339and the effects themselves don't even look good because of the awful cinematography and lighting.
>>215533339>>215533383honestly if The Thing effects looked that bad, they made the right call with cgi
>I did a barrel role to compensate for the missing engine in order to land the plane. In order to do this and save every man, woman, and child, I drank the vodka.ironic hero /alc/?
Non-Anthology Horror TV Shows editionprevious >>215517763
>>215533436Fred and Rose West: The Best of the Best
>>215533491That's so wholesome. Give your Mom a kiss from me
>>215533436psychos in love
>>215527768Ultrakino
Will he ever get over the fact that Hollywood rejected him?He tried so hard.
hollywood didn't reject him until like 2015he did regular guest spots since the 80s before then, and had a massive tv show
What? He had a popular TV show and cameos in lots of movies and even appeared in the WWF. The conservative myth about billionaires being "outsiders" remains one of the most nonsensical alternate realities.
>>215533312The best part of The Apprentice was Gary Busey. Trump is a joke.
>>215533283Don was elected 3 times. Soon to be 4 times.
>>215533469Trump is a bloated, retarded, slothful New York real estate millionaire and he has a legion of christkeks who think he's protected by Jesus. MIGA is demented.
What am I in for?
>>215530485>follow the trends at the time which was dark edgy and oversexingnice, will check it out
Today's the day
>>215532105>waaah I'm so sad all the time worst stargate commander
Surfs up dude
>>215532251I like him. He's way out of his depth, he's not a natural leader like o'neill or sheppard, he was basically the commander of base security thrust into a position where he had like 100 people he had to protect because he was the ranking officer, all whilst not having a base to retreat to like o'neill or sheppard, all whilst having a fucked up family life back on earth. In SG-1 you would've gotten few sad scenes about a character like this, then ti's back to witty quips, making fun of the moustache twirling bad guy of the week. The more adult tone of SGU is what makes it my favourite of the trio. Or something.
Why is anime still so misogynistic and sexualized in the current year? And why is Japan refusing to become more progressive, like the West?
the main character is a simp faggot tho
>>215533512>incel-friendly indelicacy
>I hate this thing made for me
>pirated stream starts buffering>"sorry babe this literally never happens">hardcoded hindi subs>"hmm let me just... find another one...">camrip>"okay, now what was your netflix account again?"
>>215533575nowadays everyone is poor and no one thinks twice if you use a pirate streaming site
This mainly worked because she was so cute
>>215532522Pearl is better than the usual A24 slop
Yeah I'm a fan of images (54) myself.
>>215532522Thought that Jenna Ortega for a sec
>>215532522Shit film for simps, yes
>It's a "Truman tells everyone he's going to back to college and get back on track." Episode
It would actually be very easy for police to charge and prosecute him for kidnapping, torture and murder.
>>215530993What?
>>215529739It is kino.
>>215533296cant read or what, faggot?
>>215533510NTA but shut the fuck up, I really hate posters like this.
What was your /tv/ childhood crush?
>>215532412i remember the cartoon. used to come on the same run as noozles and grimm's fairy tales, when nickelodeon was good
>>215532572god bless our first transgender animal icon
>>215532523no, i'd fill maya the bee with my cum if i could
>>215532753Ok in that case
>>215532412I think my first was secret squirrel
