Why does Conan the Barbarian get talked about as just another cheesy 80's action movie with mostly 7/10 reviews? It's a movie with a vision and it executes it flawlessly, you can tell everyone was on the same page. So what does this movie lack to be considered an all time great?>dialogue too simpleYes, that's what makes it great, it fits the movie perfectly>plot is simpleYes, it should be simple, it's the hero's journey, it's like saying the Iliad is too simple, it's an adventure>arnold's acting was badFits perfectly with the character>didn't stay true to the comic book characterWho gives a fuck
>>217485287>It's a movie with a vision and it executes it flawlesslyyeah and that vision is to be a cheesy 80s action movie.
>>217485905>the love interest appearing as a ghostyou literally didnt understand the movie
>>217485933I consider it underrated because nobody considers it a top 5 movie OAT, most people don't even consider it the best Arnold movie. Probably because the plot and characters aren't too complex or deep, but for me it shows there's more to a movie's greatness than just the writing.
>>217485955No skin off my back, it's not a test.
>>217485972>underrated because nobody considers it a top 5 movie OATBecause they're not cringe manchildren.
Is he still the king of all media?
CHILDREN OF THE NIGHTWHAT BEAUTIFUL MUSIC THEY MAKE
>>217483362HOLY MACKEREL
>>217483362More like the old queen
>>217485492MOTHER ??? M-MOTHER
>>217483362hes an obnoxious self-absorbed smutt peddler. typical
>>217459382>she will eat your heart, anon
>>217485418Anti-lewd tail
>>217485439Gotta keep the rating anon.
>>217485354Same lol. My autism latches onto topics and makes me obsessed with them for a few weeks. It's been so for Avatar for a month now but has begun to decline the last few days.Sadly the game seems to have been broken with the latest patch. A lot of people report constant crashes since then, and it's definitely unplayable for me. Playing that game might have kept my autism going. There's also the problem that we've probably talked and memed about everything now.Maybe I'll watch the new Dunk&Egg show and fall into asoiaf autism again, we'll see ...
>>217485452Neytiri has her loincloths wrapped over her privates since she's not a slut
>>217485567>has begun to declineit isnt overget hyped
What did F•R•I•E•N•D•S• stands for ?
>>217485871There was like one black lady on the show
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>>217485848Phoebe had the worse job out of all of them but she had her own apartment
What if Paolo was black?Would Ross still want Rachel?
>>217485848FrossRachelIandlerEoeyNonicaDoebeeSEX
Was he really a bad guy at all?
>>217484676Marty deserved a lesson in humility.
>>217484640Josh should have went with the vampire thing, the film already had surreal elements to it, why not. Although I wouldn't have done it the way it was originally intended with that corny ending of Milton biting Marty. He should have just smiled and revealed vampire teeth in that shot where he looks at Marty playing against the jap, and that would've been perfect.
>>217484640If I had a nickel for every movie in 2025 I watched that had an Irish vampire in it..... i'd have zero nickels because I didn't watch either of these movies
>>217485690This nigga is not irish, he is part lebanese (most likely a lebanese jew, not an arab) and that part is much more noticable than the irish one.
>>217485655>He flashes his teeth in a half-second shot that nobody else notices and the movie doesn't linger on, and then the movie still ends the way it does nowThat would have been good
just one more thing /tv/... what's that wet spot on your pants exactly?
Is pschologiacal torture to the brinnk where the suspect just staight out admits the crime really evidence that breaks the case?Columbo rarely has hard facts, he just breaks the suspect most of the time
>>217485478He doesn't have facts, but he knows and that's even worse
>>217482551Oh no no, these pants, they're not- they COME like that. These are- this is how they're designed you see. Calico, they're called, you've heard of them I'm sure. They're very IN right now, everybody's rockin' a Calico Cut these days.So there you have it, no wet spot here... just some good ol' Calico...Anyhow, with all that misunderstanding put to rest, it's time I make my leave.
>>217482551*Columbo examines a door frame while deep in thought and spills cigar ashes on the carpet*>Excuse me, what on earth are you doing?>>Oh, pardon me, sir. Just looking around the scene.>Who the hell are you?>>Uh, Lieutenant Columbo, sir. I'm a detective. Now uh, where did I place my badge...ah, here we are.>I see...>>Mr. Brown, I couldn't help but notice that the room where the victim suffocated to death had wooden doors, doesn't that seem a bit odd to you?>I don't follow, Lieutenant, and quite frankly I have a great deal of work to do on my taxes, and I would rather not have people wandering around my house in the meantime.>>Oh, I understand that, sir. My wife is all about getting our taxes done early, it's a mess around the house. Me? I can't seem to follow any of that gibberish.>Yes, Lieutenant, I wish you luck with all of that.>>And you too, sir.*Columbo pretends to leave before turning around, much to the dismay of the house owner*>>Just one more thing, I'm terribly sorry about all the mess that I've made here, it seems that I spilled ash all over your candle holder here. Now, let me write you a check to pay for cleaning that.>That won't be necessary.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217485478According to the laws of man, no, that wouldnt be admissable.But the law of God superceeds the laws of man so its ok.
Why?
>>217485838>Hey Doctor Doom....you.....me...DANCE OFF!
>>217483174>Why?I don't watch communism so I bombed her career, that's why.
>>217483180True, I don't care about Soshit Gomèz, so Marvel got rid of her.
>>217483274I would call ICE to remove her of course. I have never clicked on your shit btw and never will.
>>217483562It's just a marketer spamming to boost muh social media impressions. It doesn't work considering state of her career lmaooo
Any kino about office femcels out there?
>>217485516I forgot all about this video. Thanks
>>217485843>>217485857>>217485821>Advertising for fake OF girls postsEither Indian or bot
>>217485910She got DP'd by two blacks dudes in the warehouse.
>>217485516Crazy how this video directly led to Trump getting elected and starting WW3
>>217485935You're right.The term is foid. And yeah, dorky performative LOL WERE SO QUIRKY stuff is...foid behavior.Count the number of wedding/engagement rings.My count is zero. I'll never say anything unless they're being retarded about it. Because it's cute IRL but compared to online and them putting that out there. Goddamn. Embarrassing.
>Criticism is one thing, and it’s a fair thing, but Starfleet Academy is the latest release that is being targeted by a review-bombing campaign, and it’s a pretty ugly one. As of writing this, Starfleet Academy holds an abysmal 35% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, compared to its 85% critics’ score. Over on IMDb, the damage looks even worse, with the show having a user rating of 4.8/10 score, with 38.2% (or over one thousand) of the nearly three thousand reviews giving the show a score of “1”.Why are chuds and incels like this?
>>217484403>make shit show and get bad reviews>but the critics reviews>trusting a paid shillJust make a star trek people actually want to see and stop with the self insert and pandering to people who don't even watch the series. Fucking christ this isn't a complicated situation.
>>217485885>>217485907These darned Trump voting, racist, homophobic, fake Trek "fans" strike again!!
>>217485907>Who is falling for this?No one, the outrage is performative. They know they are making garbage propaganda. At best they hope by trying to deflect they can get a few more viewers to watch.
>>217484403i am so tired of film critics. when 85pc of them laud dreck, i know they're either unqualified, or blind, or being willfully dishonest. Worse, since they are opinion writers, they cannot be called out. they can actively lie and obfuscate and no one can prove a damn thing because its just opinion lol.
>>217484746It's also in their interest to >>217484597>Journos think everyone is supposed to have the same "rating curve" where they rate something "objectively". Exactly the opposite. Journos and movie critics rate things based on paid promotions/access from studios, their 'professional image', politics and generating clicks via controversy first and objectivity last. This is why it's so common for critic and audience opinions to be opposites now, the critics are rating films on the basis of profit and notoriety, maintaining an image of (what they assume) is sophisticated taste and whether the film/creators strictly fit into their political world or not, whereas the audience are rating it on enjoyment and major political faux pas exclusively. Always remember that film critics are just literature/arts majors too dumb and boring to hack it as writers or real journalists. >>217485959This guy gets it.
>gets 20 british children murdered
>>217485722She never recovered from that.
>>217485900Or Greek.
she'll save children but not the british children
>>217485942she tanked that btw
>>217485900Ariana is 10x more brave than Taylor will ever be.
Post the first scene you ever fapped to.
Not my proudest.
>>217483971Not 1 where he wakes up to his mom staring at him?
>>217483999Little Mermaid was mine
>>217483190I've never told this to anyone since it's embarrassing, but here you go. I was around 12, already had gay fantasies popping in my head (nothing overtly sexual, I didn't even properly know what sex was). I think I even had a wet dream once, just from thinking about a guy, or maybe also feet. But the first time I actually "did" it was when I was watching Vampire Diaries, I just turned over on my bed, looking at his hot (or so I thought, back then) face, and I instantly came. I wasn't thinking about anything other than just an attractive guy in front of me, there was nothing sexual. After a few more faps, I realized I wasn't "normal", not sure how or when I even realized I wasn't straight though.
>>217485553FAGGOT!!!!!!
Why are boomlennials so obsessed with Blockbuster?
>>217485597It's not quite as easy now, at least back then there was a high chance the game would actually be good. Closest I've done to unknown games was just buying cheap games on GOG for $1 each without even opening the page and just filtering by their age. I'd never heard of Deus Ex before it was absolute kino to experience it.
>>217485584agreed if it's Alzheimer's or you're a vegetable or something. but ageing is a gradual process. you're doing it RIGHT NOW
Kramer finding the merv griffin set
>>217478659It's not a Blockbuster thing. It's a pre-21st century thing. Things went to shit. Really bad.
>>217484573This.They should be beating the autism out of him instead of building a mini blockbuster.
>January 2026, I am forgotten
When did you realize most of the OP pics and OP text on this board are randomized?
>>217485368>The plurb explicitly says in a later episode that it can’t/doesn’t plurb animals. Probably because they knew that retards like you would get the wrong idea.Yes, they choose not to do it or the virus does. The virus only working on humans makes absolutely zero sense unless the aliens who sent the signal somehow knew beforehand about the human genetic makeup.Either the virus adapted itself to infect only humans or it's a deliberate decision of the hivemind not to infect other animals.
there's no point in bringing animals into a hivemind. They can't do anything useful or have thoughts that are useful.
>>217481537Was this guy in pluribus ? I can't remember.
>>217481383There's a good, great show somewhere in here but when you end the season and look back you see so plainly how desperate they are to artificially prolong this, to squeeze as much "hype" and "intrigue" as they can. All while the writers half-pretend this is some provocative thought piece.It's not all bad but there needs to consequences for creating the meandering half-start that is season 1. Cancelled, no season 2, not ever. Gone.
>Bro, Bro it's better than Inception broThe idea that she loved that fat manchild tokita was more immersion breaking than any of the weird visuals. I refuse to believe a single person who glazes this movie found that emotional or touching in any way.
>>217485117>Because there's nothing to understand, he's all spectacle and no depth beyond high-concept and that's why thirdies and normalfags love him.People who have confessed to liking Nolan films>Ebert, Andrew Sarris, Herzog, Scorcese, Wim Wenders, David Bordwell, etc...Literally who the fuck are you to say people who like Nolan aren't smart. You're a self-admitted loser on an imageboard, LARPing as an intellectual. When in reality you have nothing to offer, 0 insights of any kind.A normalfag is a step up from your existence.
>>217485229>People who have confessed to liking Nolan filmsDirectors almost always say good things about other directors regardless because they look out for each other. There was a fucking line around the block a couple years back when Emilia Perez was being shilled as the next big thing, and every revered director you could think of was saying it was the next Citizen Kane, and when everyone finally watched it they thought it was some cruel joke.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emilia_P%C3%A9rez#Industry_response>Literally who the fuck are you to say people who like Nolan aren't smartI don't think Nolanfags are retards, I think they're pseud midwits that mistake high concepts and state of the art effects for great films. Interstellar doesn't hold a candle thematically or artistically to Space Odyssey and Silent Running, nor does Inception to Paprika or Oppenheimer to Patton; but normalfags nonetheless eat his crap up because they see all the recognizable actors, the showy editing, the big effects, and the Hans Zimmer BWAAAHs to stimulate them.>You're a self-admitted loser on an imageboard, LARPing as an intellectualAnd yet I of all people got you assmad by saying a popular director is mid, what does that say about you?
>>217485344>>217485344>Directors almost always say good things about other directors regardless because they look out for each other.Yeah, Scorcese famous for coddling films of other directors, lmao. You're an idiot. Herzog personally went to congratulate Nolan on TDK. I'd like to see you given an example of him doing that to random sloppa. Go on, show me directors of this caliber praising emilia fucking perez.The truth is the directors I listed rarely praise films which is why them coming out to praise Nolan films is telling. Btw, you ignored Ebert, Andrew Sarris and David Bordwell (I really doubt you even know who the last two are).>And yet I of all people got you assmad > U mad, lmaoRivetting stuff.
>>217480932Go back to /a/
>>217485809But /a/ fags have shit taste. Not all animes are awful, but almost all of them are.
Cop videos on Youtube are more entertaining than most tv shows. The stupidity of criminals never gets old (less they're brown and keep getting away with it because liberal judges)
>>217484661incredibly based
>>217480952>That Internet search history and the paintball and deer meat liesWhat an absolute retard.
>>217483629>Now now citizens, don't try to defend yourselves>now now he's got rights>but don't you dare!Not the worst kind of cop, but not a great one.
>>217484382In my country it's white alcie druggies but police can't do that because it would be entrapment and even if convicted the druggies would get a hundred euro fine. I'm voting the first politician to drive forced labour camps for these "people". Fuckers get over hundred convictions because opiates, speed and booze has rotted their brains. Make them break rocks or shovel soil at some remote location
Funny most of these could have gone so smoothly, but they decide to be self-entitled shitheads and see where that gets them.
