Why is Heated Rivalry so popular in Russia?
>>217468896Don't they pirate things in cinemas anyway?
Despite its laws, russia is the gayest place on Earth. Reminds me of some annecdotes were gay pornographers were bewildered and borderline horrified with how easy it is to find hires in Moscow; way easier than in America allegedly.russia also has no less than 39 slang terms for specifically male prison rape. And russia is defined by its prison/gulag culture.
>>217468896you can fart in the wrong direction in Russia and you're probably breaking a lawit's an over-regulated hellholeit's like the UK but with attractive people
>>217468896Russians are faggots.There's a reason they need anti-faggot laws.Russian military is basically "get fucked in the ass first and then do the fucking later"
>>217486936>russia also has no less than 39 slang terms for specifically male prison rape.based
Cop videos on Youtube are more entertaining than most tv shows. The stupidity of criminals never gets old (less they're brown and keep getting away with it because liberal judges)
i made this same thread a few days ago and got jannied
>>217485960Most petty criminals are complete fucking retards.
>>217480551fpwp
>>217486967Most police are petty tyrants throwing their supposed authority and will escalate trivial matters into physical violence.
>>217483945aint no way that cop wasnt bricked tf up that entire time bruhhh im schleep
Autism EditionPreviously on /trek/ >>217473562
>it’s a Bajoran spiritual episodeThe Cardassians did nothing wrong.
>>217486970I considered stating that but I have a weird pass for the Abram’s films NOT because they are good, but because at least it was obviously it’s own timeline and there was an ounce of hope that CBS was content making their little cash grab from some hacky Spock-Kirk TOS remake but then could go back to the “real” timeline and make something lovable for the fans.
>>217482048>TNG ship>TOS uniform>WoK field coat>JJtrek interiorswew
>>217487042For me it would be>TNG Enterprise>Late DS9 uniforms>Voyager interiors
>>217482355The Star Wars prequels damaged the story and universe, but being prequels limits the damage a lot. Yes, they ruined Darth Vader, but Vader is dead anyway, you know? Midiclorians are really gay as a concept, but they're also something you can just ignore and never mention again, there's a lot of "this was a terrible idea, but it doesn't really matter" going on in those movies.The Star Wars sequels fucked shit up way worse in my opinion, to the point where it's very difficult to envision the universe ever going forward from the end of tRoS
Why does Conan the Barbarian get talked about as just another cheesy 80's action movie with mostly 7/10 reviews? It's a movie with a vision and it executes it flawlessly, you can tell everyone was on the same page. So what does this movie lack to be considered an all time great?>dialogue too simpleYes, that's what makes it great, it fits the movie perfectly>plot is simpleYes, it should be simple, it's the hero's journey, it's like saying the Iliad is too simple, it's an adventure>arnold's acting was badFits perfectly with the character>didn't stay true to the comic book characterWho gives a fuck
>>217486747>that pictried three times to watch Last Duel but it's too heckin darkthe outside scenes look like they were filmed on an iphone with a shitty filter applied and the indoor scenes look like a student movie where they didn't have money for sets so they just let you "fill in the blanks"
>>217486976>predator is a shit movieThe Predator* is a shit movie. Predator is perfectly serviceable for sci fi action standards.
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>>217487013>Predator is perfectly serviceable for sci fi action standards.it came out almost a decade after Alien bro, and its main gimmick ("predator vision") was lifted 1:1 from Wolven
>>217486830Duh, commodus would've sent the legions instead of fighting barbarians 1v1. AnywayRoman Empire > Any Nordshit culture real or fictionalisedModern civilisation is built upon the stoic masculinity of the Greeks and Romans. Remember that.
When did The Simpsons end for you?
S11E5
What do you mean 'for me,' as if I invent my own headcanons for things like a demented lesbian? The Simpsons is still going, retard.
>>217487046movie
>>217459382>she will eat your heart, anon
>>217486858it makes no sense for disney to pull it out of theatres after about a monthit would do much better by keeping in theatres
>>217486858>>217486965Shit like Predator Badlands has been in domestic run for 10 weeks and ended up with domestic gross of ~90$ millions.No way they will pull infinitely more successful FaA earlier than that.
>>217486965Diminishing returns, the longer you have a movie out in theatres the smaller the margin gets and you activelly start losing money on it
>>217487018lilo and stitch - 133 days1.03 billioni say, keep it in theatres
>>217487055>remake slop with pajeet CGI and child labor actorsvs>Jimbo's big premium extravaganzaThe costs are nowhere near the same
>sing for me
>Catarí, Catarì,>Pecché me dice sti parole amare?>Pecché me parle, e ò core me turmiente, Catarí?
>NIGGER NIGGER TELL THEM LIES>BLACK FACE AND BLOODSHOT EYES>CROOKED NOSE AND CROOKED TOES >THAT'S THE WAY A NIGGER GOES
>*starts tapping feet*>SHE WAS MORE LIKE A BEAUTY QUEEN IN A MOVIE SCENE
>SUNDAY, BLOODY SUNDAY
>Can you move it like this?>I can shake it like that!>Can you move it like this?>I can shake it like thaaaaaaat!
>Flawlessly destroys your favourite movie
>>217487050>Flawlessly rapes your dog
who will play him in the new kidfriendly animal farm
>>217485522People making threads on old obscure movies need to die
>>217485621Yeah because all the new stuff is so great.
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>>217485388Yeah, she's already turning into one of them fish people alright.
>>217479199Yes please.
She Says That She Will Never Die editionprev: >>217451945spam guide: https://i.imgur.com/Ncjq7y5.png
>>217485512it must suck not having any achievements or goals of your own
>>217472120So why did the husband go along with her shit at the end? He was a totally regular guy probably glad to have made it out alive from the war and then he just decides to become unhinged like his wife?
>>217486108because the movie was hamstrung by being a prequel to a shittier film that came out first. it was basically a totally different (and more character-based) story that retconned itself into being a prequel in the final scene.
>>217486108She wasn't well mentally, he probably knew that before he had to leave for the war.
>>217485512>black woman dominating all those white male directorsyooooooooooo
Why?
>>217483174I was promised a lesbian relationship with her. Why chicken out, Marvel? Whatever happened to representation?
>>217483180OP BTFO no mercy no mercy for op
>>217483174She's very busy cleaning hotel rooms during the filming period.
>>217483174>mexican superhero>power is crossing borderslmao
>>217486948
Top 5 movies1) Conan The Barbarian2) Predator3) Total Recall4) Terminator 25) Last Action Hero
>>217486589lurk more newfagnigger
1) Shirdi Ke Sai Baba (1977)2) The Shift (Video 2009)3) Zen (2009)4) You Can Heal Your Life (Video 2007)5) Dearly Departed (2013)
>>217486517I seen this thread before must be automated bot creation
>>217486517We get it you like big buff sweaty men.
>>217486566You could literally attribute that as to why he succeeded in the Terminator role so flawlessly.
>dude we need to save the world that waged a genocidal war against us for centuries because...the rumbling is LE BADI can't be the only one who thinks this suicidal empathy was retarded right
>>217484495Zeke was based and had the right idea.Shame bitch ass Ymir probably wouldn't have let him do it anyway.>>217486510>rightfully portraying Eren as the loser he’s always beenthis really does go over so many people's headshe's such a massive sperg before the timeskip, I don't get why people were so convinced he suddenly became a super geniuslike yeah he had more information about the future, but that doesn't make him suddenly not a sperg
>>217486035There are actually fucking losers that engage with media like this. You're trying so hard to act like some jock from American Pie and it's so cringe
>>217484561That's because the show wrote itself into a retarded corner. The conflict in the show is so black and white on justification that it just isn't true to reality. The Marleyans have been scheming for hundreds of years to genocide the Eldians outside their slave population. The Eldians, meanwhile, and magically cucked by the most stupid portrayal of a pacifist character in fiction.It is impossible to not really be on the Eldians' side, but because of that the show is then arguing that Eren's Rumbling is even morally defensible when it's killing 80% of humanity in a chimp-out is logically stupid and indefensible for anyone with the barest understanding of guilt, justice, or humanity.It's just a big, dumb overblown conflict with absurd stakes that forces the show into this position where it's promoting genocide (for both sides) instead of engaging in a thoughtful narrative about human hatred. Because of being written into a corner, and choosing to argue "for peace" even though the themes of the story are extremely pro-nationalist and pro-violence you have this final arc where the Yeagerists have this stupidly reasonable position that draws too many parallels with human history but missing all the nuance that you can find in history because the fucking crazy ass Marleyans are on the other side and essentially force Eren to cause the Rumbling because, unlike nearly any human nation in history, they can't be reasoned with, they don't feel fear, and everyone bows to their will.It's like AoT was written by a Jew with a chip on their shoulder.
>>217486533zeke was a faggot race traitor
>>217486731Normally I'd agree.Except for when your race are super jews that can turn into suicide bombers against their will at anytime.In that case it's okay to maybe step down from the gene pool.
he asks an interesting question
>>217486841And also have no access to TP so we have to stick our piss dripping dicks back into out pants.
>>217486856A single function toilet would be cheaper on production and increase competition thus lowering overall population in yet another niche. Big boy mind games, you wouldn't get it.
toilets and indoor plumbing in general have become obsolete now that we have AI
I always sit down (except very rarely when I piss in public toilets) because it's so much easier to shake every single drop of piss out of your penis while sitting with no risk of splashing your clothes or outside of the toilet.
You can sit down on most urinals if you try hard enough
