Star Trek is dead
>>217481505Stop trying to fit in, you retarded shill
>>217469289LMAO they put that wild beast on the screen AHAHAHA
>>217485779The writers don't care so why do you?
>>217483809Imagine going out in public looking like that. Holy KEK balls! LMAO
>>217487032Because I ultimately care about a bird-watching pacifist klingons in the 32nd century.
>Alcohol and nightswimming! A winning combination!Nobody would actually be this stupid, right?
Basically every college town in America that has a nearby body of water has at least one student drowning every year.
>>217486699Darwents Award
>>2174866351st worlders generally all know how to swim so that's fine. Not being able to swim is a poor people thing.
>>217486722My thoughts exactly.>plants rubbing against your feet>weird logs floating about>insectsNo thanks.
>>217486635jeff buckley
>Hey /tv/, I heard /lit/ is talking shit about you again
>>217486142Fock off, shill.
>>217486142
>>217486514The Mitsubishi outlander with bobby Caldwell playing is my favorite.
>can’t make a move against /lit/ directly or /fit/ will come to their aidI’m gonna have to reach out to /co/
>>217486961What's /co/ gonna do? Post inferior lolis?Batman? Come on, /co/ ain't shit. You gotta holler at /ck/ or, hell, just go straight for /k/.
His best episodes?
the one where he talks about how much he hates yt people
>>217485770the depressive one
>>217485945his last meal was KWABby patties
I liked the Slavic tour guide that showed him off beat places and the mexican cook that became a chef since.the last time he met him. Anthony was a film buff and he is tv incarnate.
>>217485770>catch a dysentery>catch two
Why is Heated Rivalry so popular in Russia?
>>217468896Don't they pirate things in cinemas anyway?
Despite its laws, russia is the gayest place on Earth. Reminds me of some annecdotes were gay pornographers were bewildered and borderline horrified with how easy it is to find hires in Moscow; way easier than in America allegedly.russia also has no less than 39 slang terms for specifically male prison rape. And russia is defined by its prison/gulag culture.
>>217468896you can fart in the wrong direction in Russia and you're probably breaking a lawit's an over-regulated hellholeit's like the UK but with attractive people
>>217468896Russians are faggots.There's a reason they need anti-faggot laws.Russian military is basically "get fucked in the ass first and then do the fucking later"
>>217486936>russia also has no less than 39 slang terms for specifically male prison rape.based
Autism EditionPreviously on /trek/ >>217473562
>it’s a Bajoran spiritual episodeThe Cardassians did nothing wrong.
>>217486970I considered stating that but I have a weird pass for the Abram’s films NOT because they are good, but because at least it was obviously it’s own timeline and there was an ounce of hope that CBS was content making their little cash grab from some hacky Spock-Kirk TOS remake but then could go back to the “real” timeline and make something lovable for the fans.
>>217482048>TNG ship>TOS uniform>WoK field coat>JJtrek interiorswew
>>217487042For me it would be>TNG Enterprise>Late DS9 uniforms>Voyager interiors
>>217482355The Star Wars prequels damaged the story and universe, but being prequels limits the damage a lot. Yes, they ruined Darth Vader, but Vader is dead anyway, you know? Midiclorians are really gay as a concept, but they're also something you can just ignore and never mention again, there's a lot of "this was a terrible idea, but it doesn't really matter" going on in those movies.The Star Wars sequels fucked shit up way worse in my opinion, to the point where it's very difficult to envision the universe ever going forward from the end of tRoS
Why does Conan the Barbarian get talked about as just another cheesy 80's action movie with mostly 7/10 reviews? It's a movie with a vision and it executes it flawlessly, you can tell everyone was on the same page. So what does this movie lack to be considered an all time great?>dialogue too simpleYes, that's what makes it great, it fits the movie perfectly>plot is simpleYes, it should be simple, it's the hero's journey, it's like saying the Iliad is too simple, it's an adventure>arnold's acting was badFits perfectly with the character>didn't stay true to the comic book characterWho gives a fuck
>>217486747>that pictried three times to watch Last Duel but it's too heckin darkthe outside scenes look like they were filmed on an iphone with a shitty filter applied and the indoor scenes look like a student movie where they didn't have money for sets so they just let you "fill in the blanks"
>>217486976>predator is a shit movieThe Predator* is a shit movie. Predator is perfectly serviceable for sci fi action standards.
>>217485847
>>217487013>Predator is perfectly serviceable for sci fi action standards.it came out almost a decade after Alien bro, and its main gimmick ("predator vision") was lifted 1:1 from Wolven
>>217486830Duh, commodus would've sent the legions instead of fighting barbarians 1v1. AnywayRoman Empire > Any Nordshit culture real or fictionalisedModern civilisation is built upon the stoic masculinity of the Greeks and Romans. Remember that.
When did The Simpsons end for you?
S11E5
What do you mean 'for me,' as if I invent my own headcanons for things like a demented lesbian? The Simpsons is still going, retard.
>>217487046movie
>sing for me
>Catarí, Catarì,>Pecché me dice sti parole amare?>Pecché me parle, e ò core me turmiente, Catarí?
>NIGGER NIGGER TELL THEM LIES>BLACK FACE AND BLOODSHOT EYES>CROOKED NOSE AND CROOKED TOES >THAT'S THE WAY A NIGGER GOES
>*starts tapping feet*>SHE WAS MORE LIKE A BEAUTY QUEEN IN A MOVIE SCENE
>SUNDAY, BLOODY SUNDAY
>Can you move it like this?>I can shake it like that!>Can you move it like this?>I can shake it like thaaaaaaat!
>Flawlessly destroys your favourite movie
>>217487050>Flawlessly rapes your dog
who will play him in the new kidfriendly animal farm
>>217485522People making threads on old obscure movies need to die
>>217485621Yeah because all the new stuff is so great.
>>217482106
>>217485388Yeah, she's already turning into one of them fish people alright.
>>217479199Yes please.
She Says That She Will Never Die editionprev: >>217451945spam guide: https://i.imgur.com/Ncjq7y5.png
>>217485512it must suck not having any achievements or goals of your own
>>217472120So why did the husband go along with her shit at the end? He was a totally regular guy probably glad to have made it out alive from the war and then he just decides to become unhinged like his wife?
>>217486108because the movie was hamstrung by being a prequel to a shittier film that came out first. it was basically a totally different (and more character-based) story that retconned itself into being a prequel in the final scene.
>>217486108She wasn't well mentally, he probably knew that before he had to leave for the war.
>>217485512>black woman dominating all those white male directorsyooooooooooo
Why?
>>217483174I was promised a lesbian relationship with her. Why chicken out, Marvel? Whatever happened to representation?
>>217483180OP BTFO no mercy no mercy for op
>>217483174She's very busy cleaning hotel rooms during the filming period.
>>217483174>mexican superhero>power is crossing borderslmao
>>217486948
Top 5 movies1) Conan The Barbarian2) Predator3) Total Recall4) Terminator 25) Last Action Hero
>>217486589lurk more newfagnigger
1) Shirdi Ke Sai Baba (1977)2) The Shift (Video 2009)3) Zen (2009)4) You Can Heal Your Life (Video 2007)5) Dearly Departed (2013)
>>217486517I seen this thread before must be automated bot creation
>>217486517We get it you like big buff sweaty men.
>>217486566You could literally attribute that as to why he succeeded in the Terminator role so flawlessly.
