Elevates your shitty cashgrab film from slop to kino. How does he do it?
>>219223400It's the French X factor.
>>219223400For me, it's Fortress (1992) starring Christopher Lambert
>>219223400>Je suis chinois.
>>219223400He was kino but in that movie Johnny Cage and Shang Tsung were even more kino
lil blud got caught sneaking againyou ain't slick potter
>>219168502Why the fucking zipper.
>>219168502i just find it hilarious that the biggest incel in literary history. a dude who pined for decades for his oneitis. a simp who watched his dreamgirl marry, fuck and have a kid with the bully who fucking tormented him and he goes and sacrifices his life for the kid is now going to be known as a black dude. its the biggest buckbreaking in history and it makes Harry's mom and dad look racist too. It's so fucking funny
>>219218931HAHAHA, it's easier that they make Lily have an affair with him even after Harry is born, LMAOMark my words
>>219223634yeah and there are people who dont understand this somehow
>>219223634Well maybe this nigger shouldn't have dropped the hard M slur.
is season 1 the best? where exactly does the show fall off? personally i caught almost every episode until around season 5 or 6 when castielle became a main character
>>219224528Those interactions always result in fatalities so there are no witnesses.
>>219224248>came in at the worst time possibleDidn't the Winchesters air right as CW was getting taken over by a company that wasn't interested in producing their own shows or something?
>>219224572So you have no proof that there's a way to make Bigfoot scary
>>219224600In a way the absence of proof is the strongest evidence.
>>219223713If you wanted to do a prequel starring John you'd have to remember that he doesn't come face to face with Azazel until 2006, that's 23 years where he does not once interact with his main enemy, you'd have to have big bads who act as proxies
Now that capeslop is dead, what will dimwitted normoids gorge themselves on?
>>219224337Gosling slop.
>>219224601Navigating those treacherous waters will be very difficult.
So...
>I was raped!
>>219223898bush?
That sign says APPLE SAUCE
>80s/90s movie is given a modern day reboot>Immediately notice how horrible the color palette of the reboot is to the original
>>219222413I didn't think it was that bad. It could have been better without the sons and all of the celebrity guest appearances. The only ones that were ok, was getting all the pro golfers.
>>219222344>reasonable priceYou know Sandler is Jewish right?
>>219221955But it's a comedy movie.
>>219224238She was in it briefly, so they could afford her. I guess they needeed to make space for more sports cameos.
>>219224446They probably didn’t have any storyline in mind for her and she’d need one as a big returning character from the first one. Off the top of my head I’d have her and Happy be in conflict over how to raise the crazy kids.
How fucking hard is it to build a fucking set that looks like an apocylypse ffs. THE WHOLE POINT IS IT WOULD BE CHEAPLY PUT TOGETHER WITH WHATEVER MATERIALS THEY HAVE. JUST GO TO A FUCKING JUNKYARD
>>219223912It's okay, only the first one was good anyway
>>219224230Completely different scenarios
>>219224062>AAAAAAAAH WHY DOES EVERYTHING LOOK SO SHIT IT'S BEEN 200 YEARS SINCE THE WAR, WHERE'S MY CLEAN STANDARTISED BUILDING MATERIALS????These people are correct >AAAAAAAAH WHY DOES EVERYTHING LOOK SO CLEAN IT'S BEEN ONLY 200 YEARS SINCE THE WAR, WHERE'S MY SALVAGED BUILDING MATERIALS FROM A JUNKYARD????These people only played Fallout 3
>>219224289Nope.
>>219224379>Entire world be nuked 100x over>One city being hit with an atom bomb supported by a functioning civilization and world>no differenceYou must be baiting.
ITT: actors that you thought would have been more famous but fizzled out
>>219217534mexican women after the age of 14 develop aromatase deficiencies?
>>219223199she was in The Fall of the House of Usher series on Netflix
>>219221217It actually does.
>>219219147She had a better career than her sister after they played sisters in In Americahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8YKkFR2GRo
>>219224290that's not saying much. After she was in The Tudors, I thought she would have a much better career.
previous >>219116828CIA edition.
>>219222103I AM NOT YOU CRETIN
>>219222064Remember that scene where she's being carried in a papoose on the dragon's back? Absolute kino
>>219223028PAPOOSE IS THE CHILD NOT THE CARRIER IDIOT RETARD MORON
egg is papoose
You're a 60 year old Aegon the Conqueror and you knew what would happen in the next decade after you're gone, how would you ensure that the realm wouldn't fall into chaos at the hands of both of your sons?
wtf was his problem?
Narrow ass shoulders
>>219222791No one to protect him from the British Labour Party's good ideas.
>>219223981Gen X are a bunch of faggots who never did shit and wouldn't have anyway Fuck you old faggots
>>219224254>ass shoulders
>>219224409>t. d/c glowie shill
Q in white place editionPrevious 219114870
>>219220332It's the tech tree requirement in the Star Trek universe. Not even the Vulcans could pull it off without nuking the shit out of each other first.
>>219220257Not to mention the ICBM launch from within a refugee camp, all those buildings and people would get blasted by the launch exhaust. But it looked cool.
>>219220257Didn't Picard mention that he has seen the ship in the museum and not just the capsule? Maybe they retrieved the icbm shell later on when the tech was ready, but I doubt it stays in an improvised orbit for 50 years.
https://x.com/hollywoodscifi/status/2039049811085963615fucking kill me
>>219224188Be the change you want to see in the world
Why hasn't anyone made a film in which it's a subversion of a 3d animation where it turns out the protagonist is a pervert or dealing with sex addiction or sexual trauma? The kids character dealing with alcoholism angle has been done to death, but we need a Zootopia where they are sexually dysfunctional.>inb4 sausage partyThat was generic edgeslop. I want to see something animated with more precise humor.
>>219224576I have absolutely no idea what you want.
Janeway editionPrevious >>>219162318
>>219222173I'll allow it.
>>219222173>Seth mcfarlaneAPRIL FOOOLS!
>>219223990>Timothy did you forget that androids don't drink water again?>But Data, I'm so.....so thirsty...>Very well Timothy, you may drink all the water you want; but I remind you.......Androids don't go to the bathroom.
>>219224089They haven't said anything but it looks like an editing mistake and they're too proud to fix it now.Or English wasn't their first language and it sounded good enough to them.
>>219223690Oh it's trans alright
Did Super Mario Galaxy knock the coins out of you, /tv/?
I need to rape someones daughter
>>219222383when you're 67 does that mean you can no longer finish early? I presume either that happens or you can't maintain boners without pills
Why do women like old men so much?
>>219222007>knock the coins out of meCould someone explain this
>>219222383this is outstanding bait anon10/10
If they don't chase you after one mile, they don't chase you. Or maybe it's 3 roetgen.
>>219224251The artist that is the sister of the guy who authored house of leaves. Angry johnny and hello are alternatives.
>>219224344it really starts to come together when you figure out that green unicorn basically fathered autumn leaves
>>219224439I get it sounds like insane word salad but it is actually true. Poe is an alternative band and the brother is the author of the book, house of leaves. Must read.
>>219224038You're mistaken. You may have seen the king of laserball.
>>219224513it does and it doesn't honestlycaspere knew this
