>Hey, you started it man, making me look like a jerk at the Max!>Well, that's what you are.OooOOOOOOooOOOOOoo!
>>215106968NO PERSONAL CHECKS
>>215107037So you had to get up at 3am for school? It was on at like 7am.
>>215106980Ah [crappy 1980's live action tv show network] good times. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFM9mPnIkUE
>>215106296It aired during the peak years of basic cable TV, same reason why Shawshank Redemption became so popular after bombing in theaters
>>215107218Recently in the last 2010s it played at night. In the 90s it played afterschool.
>Night Vision editionPrevious >>215091833
>>215101234she's super hot. it's the basis for her powers
1/2Embodiment of Evil (2008) – If you are already a fan of Coffin Joe -- the top hat-wearing Brazilian killer who deems himself an atheistic Nietzschean superman, obsessed with continuing his bloodline through the perfect woman, this can be no less than EXCELLENT. Forty years after the second film in his Coffin Joe trilogy (the ending of which the military junta FORCED him to alter), actor/director Jose Mojica Marins returns, older and fatter perhaps, but even CRAZIER and more bombastic than ever. Everything Coffin Joe couldn’t get away with in the 1960s is HERE and then some, all against the blood-splashed backdrop of a Brazilian favela -- deep shadows vying with harsh fluorescents, sparkling from the unwholesome, granular dampness of crumbling slum walls. Coffin Joe tortures with abandon to punish his enemies as well as find the *perfect*, fearless woman to take his vile seed, and he does so with jaw-dropping brutality! (Ever read Orwell’s 1984? I’ll just say . . . hot fondue, rats, vagina.)
>>215107025Okay, but I already know you're going to say they're all shit, because you people are so predictable and just like to argue in bad faith.>Summer Of 84>The Conspiracy>Scream 4>All Cheerleaders Die>The Sacrament>Lesson Of The Evil>Exists>Brutal>Dashcam>Character>Midnight>Incantation>Handsome GuysComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>2151072442/2But the touch I might have enjoyed most -- it vies with the two over-the-top sequences of Coffin Joe COITUS -- was perhaps the new portrayal of Joe’s INSANITY. As in the other films, his buried conscience comes to torment him with phantoms of victims and visions of hell. In this installment, the specters of the dead appear in fuzzy, scratchy B&W film grain, often summoning sped-up flashbacks from the old movies. The film seems to *suggest* the real presence of the supernatural, particularly in the ending, but it’s really up to you whether to dismiss them as mad figments, as Coffin Joe does, or take them for actual manifestations. In the end, I think the best thing of all about Embodiment is that is does not give a SINGLE DAMN about modern rules of propriety. There are not only horrible tortures portrayed with good practicals (all perfectly acceptable in today’s world) . . . but old men slobbering on the tongues of beautiful young girls, and more tight, naked young bodies than *any* modern horror film is likely to show. Furthermore, an Asian girl is snatched off the street with a stereotypical twanging of “Oriental” music, followed by a night-black beauty nabbed from a dance hall to the accompaniment of TRIBAL DRUMS. It’s just that kind of movie!
>>215106764>ElleI DESPERATELY wish Huppert starred in more horror.
It's gonna be LITTY!
>>215107110I'm not happy about it morron, it's sad, but just looking at Sora 2 it's obvious we're getting there.It'll be more than enough for 90% of the people connected to the slopmachine already.
>>215106900they're bot posts. most of 4chan is bots.
>>215107148No they're just indian shills like you
>>215107065More like 3.
>>215107166Exactly. AI will *never* be able to generate a video with multiple cuts.
Here's your new Dumbledore.
>>215106810Jeets must be tortured, Stephanie must be cherished..
>>215106810Jeets must be tortured, Stephanie must be cherished...
>>215102043That looks great. inb4 troon rage
>>215107177I highly recommend you apologize for that last bit if you want to watch this slop when it releases instead of 3 years after.
How many of these are actually worth watching?
>>215105746Filtered. They're masterpieces.
>>215105746One is good as an alternative rendition of the character. Two is bad, too much white horse and mommy issues shit.
>>215105781>>215105869I had no clue sub-80iqs still posted here. well well. I guess I'm going back to le-ddit.
The first and 2018
>>215105869Rob Zombie just made Michael an abused kid, made him sympathetic, made him human. This utterly defeats the point of Michael. Michael is supposed to be the Boogeyman, evil incarnate. In the first movie we see he comes from a well-off family, this is intentional. One day he just kills his sister for no reason. He was born bad. This is why retellings or alternate renditions are always shitty. What's the point. Just make a new character. Rob Zombie easily could have just made an entirely separate movie unrelated to the Halloween franchise.
What makes Rayden so cool ?
Hasan Satan
Kek
I can't believe Hassan roasted and literally ate his dog live on stream baka
>>215106566THE HECKIN PUPPERINO
>>215106566KEEK
Is it actually good or is it just more Netflix woke slop? I heard somebody compared it to Samurai Jack, which is arguably one of the best animated shows ever made IMO
>>215103192When you have to first ask if something is woke slop, then likely everything is woke slop since you will never stop looking for wokeness until you find it in your mind
>>215103583The Japs are turbo racist and evil to the main character for being half-white.
>>215106733shh you cant point out things to retards who think everything is woke
>>215106616You must be american, explains your hysterical reaction when people have different opinions
>>215103192its okay, some fight scenes are kind of forced, but its "anime" and all fight scenes in anime are stupid and silly. Also there's a lot of HAPA self loathing seeing that the creator is a self-loathing hapa.
>dude what if we made the most boring dogshit ever haha>but actually it's super deep because...uh...life is uncertain...or something>god is like, testing him! or something...that's why he suffers...except he didn't do anything wrong except at the end when he changed the grade and got punished for it....but he still suffered beforehand because...ummmm....it's like super deep actually>also dude weed xDThanks for wasting 1.5 hours of my time. Wikipedia said this was one of the greatest films ever made. Retarded neurotic bullshit
>>215106153It is also one of the most Jewish movies of all time. I love it, gets better with every watch.
>>215103656It's one of those films where I get what it's trying to do, it succeeds at it, and yet it doesn't make it a good movie
I like when the rabbi sings the Jefferson Airplane song
>>215103656I really enjoyed that scene where he's talking to the student about Schrodinger and explaining to him that spouting pop-sci bullshit like "the cat is both alive and dead bro" is not the same as understanding physics/mathematics.I know that scene goes right over low IQ people's heads, but that really hit home.
Be a good boy
NO SADAKO! PLEASE DON'T CRAWL OUT OF MY TV AND SUCK MY DICK! NOOOOOOOOO!
Ring was revolutionary when fakeout endings or last minute horror twists were rare and not something the audience expected.Now the scene is so fucking iconic the movie is simply not scary and everyone expects last minute twist where the monster wins at the end.
>>215104375Honestly i would.Imagine how lonely she'd be, stuck in limbo. You are her last hope, because any other normie would either chalk it up to imagination or just do an excorcism altogether.You'd be her last chance to be happy
>>215101365...who are going extinct because of low T and low birth rate.
>>215097485>white girl with big ass, loyal dog, piece of land with running waterMen can ask for nothing better on this lifeI'm almost blessed, I have the white girl with big ass and lots of dogs, but the lack of a place for myself is not letting me enjoy my almost heaven as much as I would if I only had one of them or none.
>>215107199>lots of dogsHow do you feel being Fido's sloppy thirds?
Literally never wrong
>>215106205No she was acting like the way he died immediately wiped away all the shit he said and promoted when he was alive. She showed herself to be twofaced as fuck because she pandered to her incel simp community so hard I'm sure they're still chapped around the nuts. 200% grifter activity.
>>215103824She was wrong that people had a disgusting reaction to someone being murdered in public? Im literally brown and I was disgusted you liberals are genuinely sick kek
>>215106910Yes. Because people were not reacting to his death alone but to the life he led up to his sudden death. A death most people won't lose a wink over but will monetize to the fullest. You know this. I know this. She knew this. She is a grifter.
>>215106290MariŐ¸a McBaiŐ¸ makes me feel good
>>215106873He never even said nigger. You people don’t get it.
Hipster have completely fucked up the market for actual collectors, same as they did vinyl
>Or best offerI can list this copy of Baby's Day Out for 10,000 dollars if I want, does that mean someone will buy it?
>>215107165>actual collectors>hipsterscorporate wants you to...
>>215107165(((Actual collectors)))Fuck off you are all the same: trash collectors
>>215107165>actual collectorsThat's you being a hipster just saying that you idiot
Current First Place: Jag and Jas previously on /bb/: >>214952671
I love lauren
>>215105398Morgan officially losing that comp on a Lauren question was pottery
cant wait to see jag tonight bros, was smiling ear to ear watching him and jas last week crush the competition :)
>>215104719>besides calling paparazzi to follow him around.lel is that how it works, ye seems too apropos last i saw was him with a sportscar and some old guy>>215105282>>215105782same top knot
BBUK just evicted /bbuk/'s favorite contestant for homophobic remarks
"pls stahp" - Hollywood
>>215103999>Google was started as the first AGI, fed by our inputs to become the world's greatest prediction machine.This isn't true. You guys are always taking one real world thing then slicing it into some schizo theory to give the theory credibility
>>215103382Haven't seen anything that doesn't look like anime
>>215104313wheres the cup?
>>215104058>>215104095>>>/gif/29593338
>>215105222>>215105454This site is filled with that stuff on other boards
What happened to the cast of American Chopper?
>>215105907I'll never guess
>>215105907gay butt sex
>>215105907The young one does tours and shit. I know because I saw a flier at my bank.
where you end up usually depends on where you start
>>215105907Think there's some family drama. All I know.
Gillian Anderson is american and not british
>>215106926no but I actually had the same thing as OP about Dominic West, no idea he was English until I saw The Crown. I'm British so I couldn't tell how (apprently) bad his American accent is in The Wire.
>>215103937She’s both and code switches depending on where she is
She was so hot as the American gods of tv.
>>215105179shes the best example of plastic surgery done right, she looks fantastic
>>215107197>plastic surgerylies and slander
