Joe Rogan cries when Mel Gibson explains Passion of the christhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/ga_i6hpteVU
>>217175859Joe just a few years ago>You believe in God? LMAO you fucking retard, read a science book once in your life, what you think earth is 6000 years old or some shit? Pfffttt. Evolution. Squeegee your third eye with drugs. Joe now>*quietly weeping* Yeah I go to church...what about it? Science...eh they made me wear a mask dude. Evolution...yeah I need to ask my pastor about it dude quit laughing it's not funny What the happened to this guy?
>>217177119You’re so confused that you’re now fighting with people who were on your side agreeing with you kek how fucking retarded can someone even be holy shit it’s like talking to a character in a Tim Robinson sketch
>>217175859>So like you gotta figure, he's the Son of God. It'd take at least 12, 13 chimps to match him, right?
>>217177442Nigga that's everyone on here4chan is only for arguing no constructive dialogue
>>217177442I never had anything to say to agree or disagree with. I never had a side for anyone to join or be against. My posts were simply asking WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
You are personally hired by Oscar-winning actor Will Smith to restore his career.What's your master plan?
>>217171749You can't restore his career some zesty nog already snitched on his fruity activities
sorry you had to scroll all the way down here to read this, but: i wouldn't do a single thing. i would listen, which is what no one did.
>>217176111Even though you have digits you're gay.
>>217171749Hancock 2
Only more humiliation on the horizon
where did Luke find the kyber crystal for his green lightsaber and how did he know how to build it?
>>217176729>got trainedHe abandoned his training.
>>217176439He looted Yoda's cave and found Yoda's.
>>217176439found it in ben's house on tatooine, it was in shadows of the empire
>>217176439Ah, you know, he was always tinkering with those droids, his speeder, you know, power converters and shit. Evaporators.
>>217177067Yoda said his training was complete as he was dying tho
What happened to sincere comedies that are just goofy and creative for the sake of just being funny?
>>217176606The libs took them away because you cant have anything nice unless you vote for their candidate. Literal punishment from whiny babies who try to smear, jail, and kill their adversary. Basically terrorists.
Ignore >>217176639 & >>217177363It's the fault of Judd Apatow, the Farrelly bros, and the rest of their ilk (basically everyone from This is the End)The last great goofy comedy was The Other Guys
>>217176606much like romcoms, they moved to Korea.
>>217176606The demise of VHS/DVD sales post BO run
>>217177401Yeah, sure. The fact that they all made a conscious effort to stop making those movies shows it was a direct call from their party heads who run Hollywood, Academia, the Justice System, the Media, and sectors of the economy and government. It's call a cabal for a reason you FAGGOT
He’s rightLeonardo DiCaprio should come out of the closet already
>>217176402He keeps on about coming out, to deflect from being asked about HOW MUCH HE KNEW OF BRYAN SINGER'S PARTIES?
This is what makes sense to him right? This is what he's proud and open and honest about? It's all about love right that's why they killed each other with STDs like AIDs instead of stopping right?
>>217176402So he never met anyone who wasn't a posh faggot who never had to work for a living?
Hugh jackman has been in the closet for a long time
>>217176402I'm bi and I don't see why would I want to "come out" like who gives a shit
>HOW BIZARRE, HOW BIZARRE
>CAUSE I'VE GOT ONE HAND IN MY POCKET
Like a chump
>>217176918AND THE OTHER ONE'S ON DAVE COULIER'S SCROTUM!
>>217177202And she was like 14 at the time or some shit. Uncle Joey was a sick fuck.
Introducing the Anon’s penis small and gay dancershttps://youtu.be/6jJkdRaa04g?si=R5X_HuvEjF_3gpL5
What are your favorite concert films?
Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies, if that counts
>>217177408I’m very fond of Metallica’s Live Shit: Binge & Purge - Seattle ‘89Not as “artistic” as for example Stop Making Sense or any other canonical choices, but it’s just pure live power filmed just right.
quick, name 3 (THREE) good taylor swift songs
The multiverse collapse is allegedly triggered by Steve Rogers' actions at the end of Endgame.Dr. Doom's origin is a 31st-century monarch from Latvaria whose entire universe, including his family, was wiped out by Steve Rogers' incursions.The movie reportedly opens with Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man's universe collapsing and him being saved by the TVA. Doom slaughters the Council of Kangs and uses his resemblance to Tony Stark to manipulate heroes. Doom revives Scarlet Witch using Franklin Richards, promising her children on Battle World to gain her allegiance.Doom gains the trust of Magneto and Professor X, leading to an Avengers vs. X-Men conflict where the MCU is framed as the aggressor.Doom steals Cerebro to turn it into a multiversal device after Professor X defeats Sentry. Doom invades and destroys the TVA, massacring everyone, while Loki is projecting himself to speak with Steve Rogers. Doom defeats a multiversal Avengers team including various Spider-Men and X-Men characters. Steve Rogers lifts Stormbreaker, Doom kills Sentry and Professor X, and Wanda killing Jean Grey who then transfers the Phoenix Force to Wolverine. A multiversal team called the Cabal, possibly Doom's team, attacks remaining Earths and includes Superior Iron Man, Captain Hydra, Maestro Hulk, and King Thanos. Doctor Strange switches sides to join Doom out of necessity, becoming his right-hand man and retaining memories of the pre-multiverse realities. Everyone wakes up in a medieval, warped reality where Doom is the new multiversal god, having engineered the sacred timeline until Steve broke it.wtf were they thinking?
>>217175693"Anchor Being" was a joke about how the IP was dead after Wolverine was killed off
>>217169219When two earths from different universes collide and wipe out both universes.An incursion can only be stopped if you destroy one of the Earths before both hit. But that is only a temporary reprieve as they keep happening. Normally the sky turns red during one but there is a variant version where it turns a sickly colored blue; this involves the presence of "map makers"; robots who track the collapse of the multiverse that blow up their earth then hop to the other Earth in an incursion, kill all life on it and strip it of all resources until the next incursion happens and they jump earths. Also there is a mystic order of magicians who go around straight up destroying Earths but that just causes the entire universe to die a slower death of everything dying a rapid death were all the stars in existence implode after Earth is destroyed.Incursions were initially said to be caused as a result of a multiverse anti-Christ figure called Rambal Allal, who is worship by a multiversal death cult called the Black Swans. But it turned out Rambal was an alias of Doctor Doom, who with Molecule Man, created the persona of Rambal to kill all variants of Molecule Man, who had been turned into a universe destroying nuke weapon by the Beyonders and the Incursions were the Beyonders plan B when plan A (blow up the multiverse via Molecule Man) started going south.
>>217168550looks gay
>>217176124Definitely, they are a fanservice duo. I dont see either of them denying the offer.
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Smug plurb editionprevious >>217147746
>>217177080Probably was in a big accident related to the mass seizure event. Also for how much Carol likes to spend time with her, she's really bad at learning anything about Zosia. Carol didn't even bother trying to learn her name until she was told by Koumba. But I suppose that makes more sense since she only thought of them as a singular entity up until then.
>>217177132zosia prequel:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww-IXHXvS70
>>217177080My head canon is she was driving in the same car as dead guy she pulls out of a burned vehicle at the start. But she was thrown out of the car and rolled down a hill and that's why she is so dirty.
Watching my favorite reactor TBR Schmitt already on ep 8 and too stupid to realize the hive will find a way to turn Carol with her eggs when multiple black reactors predicted it immediately in the flashback
Holy shit, even pluribus did the indians dirty by making the non-infected indian girl dumb as fuck
Like what's even fucking going on? It was like a 45 minute episode of TV stretched out to 3 hours of nothing. It doesn't make sense at all. It was like little short film ideas SMUSHED into something. I didnt see any paranoia from Bob he's just an asshole. It was as if Paul Thomas Anderson just thought to himself 'ahh my story doesn't have to be good its okay, the fact that its all up there on the big screen together that itself will make it work!' Or something. It was complete garbage are you fucking kidding me man. True Detective season 2 is better than this fucking shit. The ONLY sense, the ONLY compelling speck of anything good was Sensei and the stuff he had going on, kinda. But too much just made no sense at all. I was reading other reviews, talking about a 'car chase' scene, and the 'high school dance raid'NIGGA WHAT HIGH SCHOOL DANCE RAID?? IT WAS JUST ARMY GUYS WALKING INTO A BUILDING?? THATS YOUR MASTERFUL COMPELLING SHIT?? WHAT THE FUCK? And what car chase scene?? When the police are trailing Bob and Sensei for like 30 seconds and then Bob jumps?? That one?? What are you talking about?? Am I being puked?I feel bad for Thomas Pynchon having to sit down and watch this because some idiot said hey I made this movie adaptation of one of your books kinda;) Jeez And Im not even upset because of 'politics' or something, if there was a clear thing being said about anything at all maybe we could go from there, but it felt like THREE HOURS for absolutely nothing. Gil Scott Heron is probably one of my favorite poets but even he would say what is this fucking shit dont use my song
>cont And what 'revolution'?? All I see are some snitch fucking rat punks that dont stand for anything. Except for Sensei. Say what you want about illegal immigration, but at least have the balls to go ahead and do something about it and let some families stay with you like Sensei did instead of being bank robbers or people that put people in harms way bombing a detention center. And what of the bombing? Is the point of the film actually that weed destroys your brain? Because super awesome demolition man is turned into a stupid retard with weed, and yet Im supposed to like this character, who smokes weed? This shit made no sense.
>>217177267It’s a nigger loving, anti-white, ANTIFA promoting movie for faggots who love immigrants. It’s horrible on every level.
>>217177418Try making your point again without sounding like trailer trash, Cletus
Why do jews push replacing ginger with jews and interracial relationships between them so much?
>>217176987it's used to normalize miscegenation to normies, but you already know this
>>217176966Kill yourself cuck
>>217177198Yeah but why is it so prominent between blacks and gingers? Whats the correlation? They replace redhead characters with blacks all the time or they end up in a relationship together
>>217177249>Yeah but why is it so prominent between blacks and gingers? It's not it's just nigflix being niglix they even pair cute asian actresses with niggers
>>217177249gingers are the rarest form of whites, it probably adds more sick pleasure to kikes
None of your opinions matter.
>>217177412My mom says otherwise and I trust her way more than some guy I don't even know.
>Leonard, I have wonderful news!>Now that you're rich and successful and I've been through thousands of miles of Chad cock and I'm 30 and I've cut my hair to look like a dyke I'm ready to settle down and marry you!>Isn't that great, Leonard?>...Leonard?
>>217171269>nurseIf she's a nurse I guarantee you she's fucking doctors at the hospital she works at.
Would you watch Serial Apist?
>>217177334Id watch your public execution
>>217177356The charges, officer?
>>217177405Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal
Return of the Editionprevious: >>217131812remember: Don't respond to the iphone spammer!
>>217176816well he's set up as the hated character so it's probably the best out of the two
>>217176888But in a two-hander you need someone who's on the level of the lead, like Misery. Not like in There Will be Blood. Paul Dano is such a faggot he ruins the movie by being a weak piece of shit. Fuck him.
Okay this Coffin 2 movie is okay. Watch if you want.
>>217177107lol Smart black female hacker just showed up in the movie
>>217176795>And the male character is stupid, lazy and useless.Just like real life
