What am I in for /tv/?
>>217394706What Monster Hunter game is that
who else is in the theater?
>>217396053There's literally a general of this movie on this board right now stupid
>>217394706kino
Have you ever recommended a movie to a girl you like? How did it go?
>>217395234scooby doo and the legend of the vampire
>>217396046Wow thank you for taking the time to explain all that to us anon. I don’t know how the species propagated itself without you there to keep us on track. Thank you for sharing your deep insights into our relationships and setting us all right again.
>>217395234people who recommend films like this are trying way too hard.hell Birth of a Nation may be interesting as something of existing from almost 100 yrs ago, but to recommend as a movie? No. People like this are insufferable and probably think Spielberg is shit. if someone asked me to recommend a movie id say dumb and dumber
>>217396302damn that's disappointing
>>217396711she's obviously wearing makeup in both retard. it's just the angle suit her face shape better
>Find out that they didn't actually like each other.Legitimately upsetting.
>>217396726They're two despicable thieves by their own words. Who cares about their personal lives? Not me.
>>217396726They did though. They were best friends for a long time but ultimately had a falling out over money/business/direction of the show. And they ultimately patched things up in private before the one guy died.
>>217396895She looks like she would devour a cock. Disgusting tattoos though, God damn.
>>217396726>>217396861>>217396895>It's a Danielle goes on a pick episodeWhat dumb fuck exec at History Channel thought this was a good idea?>This show is popular among boomers who want to see people hoarding coke signs and motorcycle parts, but you know what it really needs?>More segments on BURLESQUE and FEMINISM! Narrated by a tattooed chunky whore!
>>217396908This is always a stupid commie argument. Jim Bob the 80 year old hoarder who has a rare coke sign that's been buried at the bottom of useless shit in an unused barn for the last 60 years doesn't have the ability to verify and price what he has and doesn't have an extensive network of contacts or a nationwide store known for selling shit like that that's capable of finding one the 10 people in the country autistic enough about coke signs from 1950 to pay top dollar for it. So he unloads it to a picker for cash now and the convenience of not having to fool with the extensive legwork required to get that kind of money if he sold it himself.
RIP Lynchman 1-year anniversary edition>QOTDDo you gravitate towards arthouse or classics? Why? What draws you to a particular style of cinema? Is there really any 'true' division between the two, or have we just tricked ourselves?Prev: >>217370534
>>217396649I prefer some of his other stuff slightly more but definitely a solid pick.
>>217390721Literally watch any Tashlin, Chaplin or Jerry Lewis.
>>217390721>>217396892Keaton and Tati too.
>>217396922Deville too.
>>217396588Speak of the Deville, it just finished uploading.https://gofile.io/d/kfwOOPMacha is largely in the first half while the second half focuses on her sister.
>"I know what you’ve been doing. I know why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night you sit at your computer."
>>217394750If they need me to build a dwarf fortress, I'm their man.
>>217395165alright this is way too specific to me LOL
>>217394750>You're scared to be a man, anon. You're a child.
Rewatched recently, some really great split second shots I never noticed before.
>>217396970>1280x533
>The great debate
>>217395990Idk. Both kinda cringe
>>217395990I only watched G.I. Jane.
>>217395990>shitty roids vs shitty roids AND shitty bolt-ons
>>217396090
>No Sam, go back to the murderous orcs who are chasing us
was frodo autistic?
>>217396171Enough orcophobia. Slava Ukraini.
>>217396171The orcs were all dead and Aragorn and Legolas were there.
He wanted a fat orc cock in his hobbit hole
>americans vs soviets>vietnam war>nazis bad>wall street shit>pro communism shit>crowded new york streets
>americans vs sovietswhen's the last time you got one of those>vietnam warditto>nazis badI'll give you this one>wall street shitthese are cringe and zero relationship with reality, agreed>pro communism shitsuch as??>crowded new york streetsthey are it's like the center of the universe bro
I'm getting tired of Jews buckbreaking me and making me extremely gay for BWC.
>>217396848Dystopian future with megacoporations bad.
>>217396863>americans vs sovietsstranger things>pro communism shitcaptain fantastic>they are it's like the center of the universe broVanilla sky had an empty nyc scene and it was cool AF
>>217396848>americans vs sovietsI don't even feel like we get that anymore. Kinda surprising considering they media has been portraying Russia as evil for like 10 years now.>vietnam warYeah, I'm over it. There are lot of other wars.>nazis badI'm terminally sick of this shit. Will probably not watch another film about this for the rest of my life.>wall street shitI think they don't do enough or enough depth with this desu>pro communism shitYeah, that's shit.>crowded new york streetsEh, can't really do a film in New York without it being crowded. It's passe as a setting now though.
Dead careers
>>217392321Alice didn't age so well.
>>217386825She's the least annoying bong actress. Seldom acts for ego, just dedicated to every moment of the character's sub/conscious mind.
>>217394084Without the bogging she wouldn't have a career at all.
>>217387960Why don't you just do it on your own legs?
ok what actually happens to the film industry when people are able to generate their own entertainment with ai? the tech is only going to improve here’s a shitty ai movie https://youtu.be/L1fiDe0movc?si=SiNq65Pwqu4k2SAW
Saturation will lead to distaste and disengagement. Entertainment changes is a red herring anyway. When you can hand wave away war crimes and incriminating footage as AI and forge credible-enough videos of people you dislike, truth goes out the window and tribalism and justification to persecute innocents increases. Besides auto weaponry and other obvious military applications, AI's real threat will be its ability to manipulate news cycles more than propaganda already does. Michael Jackson won't just be accused of pedophilia, somebody will make credible footage of him performing sex crimes, and if enough people decide that it's true, willfully ignoring the possibility that it isn't, then it's good enough and he goes to jail. But this will happen to smaller people with no defense, too. Talking about movies, games, and students submitting shitty Chatgtp essays is nothing compared to the implications it will have on perceptions of truth.
>>217395794Its gonna be the same impact as Youtube creators had, they basically start to become part of mainstream. AI content creators will become mainstream
>>217395794Good morning sir!
>>217395794Nobody is gonna watch a film that is just an 90 minutes of me but 10 feet tall and made of 900 lbs of pure muscle using my three foot long prehensile penis to murder journalists and brown "people" except meSo, since there would be no one to discuss my magnum opus with I would get pretty bored and want to watch someone else's creation so at least I could talk about the parts I liked and hear other people's point of view.
>>217395794Man, imagine if people eventually get their own cameras. That'd be fucking insane.
GET A THREAD GOING
>>217396181What about their dubs...?They don't need those
what the fuck is a menu
> read all of history of middle earth> loads of cool stories> know modern hollywood could never, ever do any of them justiceit hurts
>uhhh...yeah?
>>217396181why are orcs so rude?
It's not you're fault
>>217396746Now it someon told me that I'd get really fucking riled up
>>217395896MATT DAMON
I've had enough of this. I'm going to release the completed big bang theory and kill myself. You're a joke humanity.
>>217395896>Hey Gerry, in the 1960s there was a young man who had just graduated from the University of Michigan who was doing brilliant work in mathematics, specifically bounded harmonic functions. Then he went to Berkeley, where he was an assistant professor and showed amazing potential. Then he moved to Montana and blew the competition away.>Yeah, so who was he?>Doesn't matter. It wasn't his fault.
>>217396239People with accountability.
holy fucking shit
hmm, why didn't they just do that to begin with?
>>217396492what even was the issue with this anywaywere the ships shields supposed to just shrug off a projectile travelling at fucking warp speed? It makes sense how much damage it didThe only issue i had was wondering why no one else ever tried it before, but theres a first time for everything anyway
>>217396530Just asspained people who don't want the battles of the past retroactively rendered obsolete.
>>217396492Why didn't they do this in New Hope or Return of the Jedi? Like why go to all that trouble to get the plans and do those dangerous runs where a ton of people died if you could just kamakazi one person and one ship in and win? Like I wasn't really paying attention to be honest because this shit was boring as fuck so I might have missed it, but like when I thought about it later it just made the rebels in the OT seem really fucking retarded
>hrmmmm today for my special I will complain about whitey, defend diddy, and complain about whitey again>yes i took money from slave owners lol i will keep complaining about slavery tho
>>217394593the real dave chappelle was murdered in africa in the late 2000s. this is one of his many pro jew clones that comedy central has been using to slowly destroy and dismantle his legacy as a comedian.
>>217396904This but actually sort of.
>white people more like white poople *slaps knee with mic*
>>217395847He used to be the GOAT, and I say that as the most racist man alive.
>>217396904I am inclined to believe something like this. He does look and sound different. Sure he's getting old, but I'm not sure that fully covers it
So what really happened to all those people?
>>217396728*BUUUUUURRRPPPPP*um...idk >_>
>>217396728Murdered and mulched by their families, spouses, BF/GF, etc.
>>217396728Eaten by Bigfoot
