>release original storybook from 19 year old game>proceeds to rape her story on the big screen because ???i thought miyamoto was cool, what the fuck
What gets me is that she's now officially "Princess Rosalina" when the movie goes so far as to show her even more as a literal goddess than as royalty. Peach got her title because the Toads made her their ruler. It would be a MASSIVE stretch to say that's what the Lumas did when they call her "Mama" and treat her as such. And yet the movie insists she's Princess Rosalina. I'll bet people are even going to argue backward from her being Peach's sister, making her royalty, too, as if that wasn't all revealed after the fact.
>>736297293Peach can be Rosalina's sister in the games, and it not affect the storybook.In the storybook, and the mainline Mario games canon, Peach and Rosalina have a mother who leaves them or dies, but in the movies, Peach and Rosalina were born from star dust.
>>736297203Dont care she would always be the futa mommy we both love though
>>736297203Miyamoto I've come to realize in his senile years is an immensely petty individualHe did not create Rosalina's backstory, that was someone else who made it in Galaxy, so for HIS movie he retcons it entirely
>>736297293I hate Marvel multiverse shit. It's just an excuse for writers to say it's not le canon and then I don't get invested in it.
stop liking evil vidya women
>>736293032>stop liking evil vidya womenCan't help they are the most realistic. Tell real women to stop being evil. Until non evil women exist, then you're going to get people liking evil women because of natural selection.
>>736303539giving a free baby to an evil woman just means more resources and makes her more unhinged.
Real men find evil women attractive since we crave a challenge and a sense of adversity
>label says 'vidya women' >it's just r9k rejects seething about 3d insideI hate when they mess up my order like this.
>>736304023>not banana-shaped
Can we have a nice battlestation thread?
Sure
>>736296973Would you please post a clearer image of your figure collection?
bump
LOLO DOES NOT HAVE AIDS!Tonde Klonoa thread.
Is playing the klonoa phantasy reverie series pc release a bad way to experience the original klonoa games?
>>736301471just emulate the originals
the game was figged from the start
>>736300517Nice 5/4 time signature!
The First Descendant is still alive, bitches. It was all a lie. Love from France and Uzbekistan
Why is this shitty general getting spammed
>>736297243Glad to hear it. Hope they keep it going for a long time.
sex with bunny
>>736305230What's up homie? What are you doing over here?
do people actually play this game?
Monthly schedule has been revealed. What are you waiting for? Will you participate in Legend Comp 4? Will they fix the Ring Engine bug during maintenance tonight?
>>736295371Desync is a hell of a drug.
>>736302879Fuck off. We don't want you here.
>>736303040>>736305329Not that anon and I don't know ANYTHING about that game but why are those characters so hated? Is it because they're supposed to be horses or something like that?
>>736305894Honestly I don't play the game, I'm just sick of Umafags making threads that actually seem like shit I'm interested in, only for it to be the fucking horse gacha for the 327th time.Generals belong on /vg/.
>>736305894They're as obnoxious as bronies. Simple fatigue.
>most popular female character in the company>doesn't get any games
>>736303267That's a man.Faggot.
>>736303267sexo boots though
Pure unadulterated soul.When will we return to the haunted tunnels?Reminder redux is inferior console shit trash
>games for windows
What are the things you like and hate the most about Owlcat's CRPGs?
>>736303867Try playing RT to find out
>>736299329He doesn't have the anti-waifu bias
The games are unironically much too long. Imagine how much better WotR would be if it was half the length. Not only would the content of each mythic class be a bigger part of every playthrough making each playthrough more unique but they could also have put more effort into each mythic class, especially the late game ones.
So is it ok for me normal to skip the non voiced acted dialogue?
>>736305840No, you're a Zoomer. Spiritually if not literally.
More games should feature cute tomboysWHERE'S THE GAME FUCKFACE, I KNOW YOU BROWSE HERE
>>736304926Tomboys are known to squat and release
>>736304926Standing up like a MAN
>>736305234man...
>>736305394This is the true answerTomboy are squatters, not sitters>>736305675This is the hopeful answer. Tomboy standing at urinals, pinching and wrenching their vulva to piss, or the much hotter, much less reasonable planting her leg on the wall above the urinal and pissing that way.
Tomboys are for lovey dovey anal and womb massages
Do you think we ever get a sequel or something comparable from another dev?Or was this really one of those truly special "once in a lifetime" indie games?
>>736298560You can do it, they are training wheels versions of arcade games, they are hard upfront but short and exploitable. All of them have design that clicks into place, trust me, you'll level up and it'll be easier. Sunset Drive is a comfy one.>>736301382Locomalito's games have a similar spirit and look a lot more authentic. I like Curse of Issyos and Maldita Castilla.>>736301967You can get a ton of 1ups from score and finding the coffees in every stage.
>>736302917>Anachronism is a defectOnly if you ever thought it was meant to be authentic. Just like Mario Golf not being authentic to golf isn't a defect. Do you think Mario Golf has to justify being different from golf? Why does UFO50 need to justify anything? It never tried to be what you think it fails to be.
>>736294223There are retro indies coming out every day, check these guys out:Locomalito:Maldita Castilla EX (Derek Recommended)Super HydorahOndydev:Tres-Bashers (Derek Recommended)You are Peter ShortsSinks:Vampire's Best Friend (Derek Recommended)Writer's BlockComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>736304973a lot of the early games in the collection would have fit right in if they actually came out in the 80s (most of the top row and almost half of the 2nd row IMHO) so I don't understand why the retro-game-challenged individual keeps sperging out about inauthenticity
>>736305893That's one of the reasons why I like Planet Zoldath more than most other anons, it feels old and weird. I'd enjoy playing it for the first time again.
Why haven't you played a visual novel? /v/
>>736289796[r9k] pls go and stay go
>>736305684also I don't just mean VNs, I mean it's basically my favorite videogame story of all timeSIGNALIS comes pretty close though
>>736305324>the free will that real life offers is so shit young men would rather have a perverted greasy middle aged Japanese man dictate what their romantic interests should beGrim.
>>736288752Have sex with random old men, then maybe one day when I'm an old man you will have sex with me.
>>736287716>preferwish casual sex was as easy to get as a VN kusoge
Happy birthday Wakamo!Long live all the foxes of the world, long live the blue, long live the archive.
>>736303703
Wakalove!
>>736303703You need more 3+ stars probably
>>736305258so what do I do while I wait for that to happen?
HINAAAAAAAAAA
Is it worth $18?
>>736300948if you are willing to mod it properly, yeah.lock it into a version you like in case things get fucky, though.the issue this anon brings up >>736303180 can hit some players like a wall, so you need to be fully read into what the game will be like beyond the early stages if you want to commit.
>>736303836can you fuck it's corpes?asking for a furry friend
If it tickles your tism just right then you'll sink hundreds of hours into it, otherwise you'll get bored real quick.
no>>736302989except b42 sucks and has made many bad changes>>736303180there is nothing to do after that, there is no point in playing or making a base last longer, the game objectively needs a mid and late game progression, AFTERWARDS it can be a sandbox, there is no reason to stall on finishing the game to add in fucking sword and armor crafting into a video game set in 1993>>736303735no and they "hired" the one modder who made npcs work so they could shove him in a corner and make him work on a fishing gamelemmy you giant niggerfaggot i know you read these threads, sell your IP and let someone competent make your game for you
>>736305208>the game objectively needs a mid and late game progression, AFTERWARDS it can be a sandboxIt seems so.
CS players are losing their shit over this "major" upgrade
>>7363047671.6 has the best gameplay, but source was the king of wacky custom maps and custom game modes
>>736304767Because the game had retarded hitboxes, shitting netcode, awful movements, shitty clutter on maps with muh physics shit flying everywhere.I still remember one shottting CTs from the other side of the map with shotguns because their huge ass helmets was the entire headshot hitbox.
>>736305048Russians
>>7363047671.6fan here, I stopped playing counterstrike in source because>runs worse>I'm not installing steam>steam lobby was dogshitPast that it's mostly the same game, just an inferior version of it.
>>736297593https://xcancel.com/yesbercs/status/2039658958252544160
>"This old game is amazing! They sure don't make them like they used to. You should try it!">try game>it plays like a $2 shovelware shit you see variety streamers play for one dayIs it just nostalgia?Pic unrelated
you had to be there
I drink 2 glasses of that every evening in order to have the strength to fuck my grotesque wife
i dont watch streamers so cant relate but this board recommended VTMB and it was the objective worst peice of media i ever consumed, the combat is shit, the rpg mechanics are horrid, and the writing is horrendous joss-wheadon-esque garbagei really want those 5 hours of trying to "get" it back
>man that old game was amazing, i should play it again!>do a playthrough>clearly has some outdated mechanics like you expected but holds up better than anticipated
Pokemon fans be like AWOOGA
>>736295936Gotchu senpai
>>736298032by being sexier, and not being used goods.
>>736305348Oh I see, I misunderstood.>the Catholic schoolgirl stereotype is about them being sluttyI'm Catholic and while some did the right thing and got married and stayed married, unfortunately that was a big problem growing up I noticed that no one in my Church was willing to tackle straight on. Part of the reason I believe women can never truly be Christian and why I believe parents, especially Catholics, should ban their daughters from attending college until after marriage and a child.
>>736301356kiss my ass
>>736305729I actually find the idea that Lana's Mom and Lusamine have experience even hotter. I bet they're fucking wild in bed.
Are there any examples of video game characters that returned when the world needed them the most?
>>736305831
>>736305831FOOL
>>736305831Is that Excalibur from the shounen hit manga made anime Soul Eater?
How come there aren't any games from the alien's perspective and humans are the big bad?
>>736301143in Alien Vs Predator you can play as the alien or the predator.
Oh shit, thanks for the reminder to go read howler
>>736301927>Harder to empathize with aliensWhy do people say this and then worship their dogs/cats?Aliens not being human is not a barrier to empathy or attachment. In reality it's just more work than putting humans as the main character instead of inventing an entire species and alien aesthetic.
>>736304662There's a reason I emphasized human facial features. Cats and dogs both have large, forward-facing eyes, rounded cheeks, a large head-body ratio, and a small nose and mouth compared to their head. Aesthetically speaking, it's much harder to empathize with alien space bugs with 8-eyed, grotesque faces and foreign expressions than it is to empathize with humans or dogs, whose faces we naturally find visually appealing and whose emotions we're hard-wired to understand. You can mitigate this by having human-like aliens, but that's retarded because it doesn't utilise their being aliens for anything interesting.
>>736305605OP pic has bug aliens that are clearly designed to appeal to the human eye without just making blue/green/red people.There are many ways to do this without creating a disgust response in the viewer. Stellaris has a good mix of appealing and disgusting species.I understand that humans like human features but that doesn't mean we only like humans slightly different features.
which campaign is your favorite?
I liked>Chaos Dwarves (Astragoth ZOOLAHOO and Zhatan ZA BRAJ. haven't played Drazh yet)>Grom THE FAT>Arbaal>Throgg the troll KANG>Kemmler>Valkia, ArchaonI might try Greasus out at some point
>>736303559astragoth is the most fun, but drazh has the best color sceme. satan might as well be a generic lord
>>736302473I always dread having to face that fat fuck in the campaig map uinless I have a good bunch of ranged units
>>736296783Leoncoeur
>>736296783Lokhir with VCO is literally (literally) 11/10
