>>736263858
Is that supposed to be Uncharted? The unnecessary leather shoulder strap thing gave it away.

>>736291354
Company drones do not know or notice 'fun'.
They know "production value" and those fink-support wokeshit moralizer games tend to be expensive as fuck. So to their mindset those are the best games they have.

>>736291176
>defending vendor lock in regardless
Because it brings benefits to everyone that you refuse to accept.
>i gave you hard data with my post and you're still in denial
The "hard data" you gave me was that more people posted reviews on games than before with no context outside of that. Did you forget that for a good five or so years people would rage bait to get clowns for steam points in reviews? Did you forget that Steam's userbase has grown considerably over the years in addition to the releases so it only makes sense there would be more people leaving reviews for games in general? Do we even know what games they're leaving reviews on? Is it counting DLC?
>it directly shows that bigger platform= more successful games
No it doesn't. It just shows that more reviews have been left for newly released games during periods where we know rage baiting was commonplace and more people entered the Steam ecosystem due to Covid or China. Steam also also implemented systems that pushed for people leaving reviews through events.
>it means shovelware and ai slop gets drowned out
It means EVERYTHING gets drowned out including good games.
>they don't bring any
They do and you refuse to acknowledge them because your bias for PC gaming instead of being an idort blinds you to anything to justify it.
They bring constant benefits such as targeted niches for developers and consumers to focus on, smaller ecosystems so more visibility for both sides, the ability for new niches to easily form (Soulslikes are the most blatant example of this), the ability for much smaller games to not be drowned out by bigger games or constant game releases as the market is either completely wiped or smaller as a whole, and the ability for developers to eke out a space within the market leading to their brand becoming a major household name. Capcom, Squeenix, Konami, Koei Tecmo, Activision, EA, Ubisoft, Atlus, Sega, Rockstar, and more are all household names because of consoles.

>>736264270
Gameplay is great. Story was unfortunate.

>>736263858
that covers a single concord flop, not bad, imo. but snoys don't get the PC platform, games like bloodborne sell like crazy, and cinematic walking sims for homosexuals don't. they'd have more success by porting old ps2 games to steam.

>>736291150
There isnt any. Tablets are dogshit for games.

>>736291150
touch screens are brown skin coded

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None get an Android handheld instead. Some of my favorites.

Odine Portal 2 - Awesome big OLED screen, 250$ on sale, can play everything up to Switch and Stream from PC. Beware Ayn's shipping takes like 2 months.

Retroid Pocket 6 - Top of the line RP, Smaller than the Portal but more powerful. Also more expensive. The 12GB Ram was discontinued but 8 should be fine for 99% of games.

RP Flip 2 - a more budget option, around 220$ but it can also run up to some Switch games and Stream from PC. The best part is the portability and clamshell design.

Miyoo Flip V2 - My fav right now, made a post about it. Its a super compact GB SP looking device. Super cheap but it can run all emulators up to PSP and Dream Cast. Its not Android, its Linux, but with the ESDE Front end it looks just as good. The downsides is that the hinge is fragile and it doesnt have fast charge, but this is the cheapest handheld worth buying because you can carry it anywhere in your pocket. It also has the most features including HDMi out. You can get it anywhere from 40$ to 70$ depending on sales and coupons. Its worth it even at full price IMO.

>>736292173
>direct link
>no pastebin
>no greentext
>no list of bullet points
hang yourself fag. not clicking.

When will boomers admit that AAA was a mistake?

>Outsider AAA
and the mask comes OFF

>>736292173
>If you don't like this, don't get involved
>If you don't want this forced on you form your own institutions
>WTF why are you making a new institution you reactionary chud
How did this happen?

>korea
>outsider
we really should've gatekept harder

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>>736292028
who the fuck buys physical in this day and age

>>736292028
>yakuza
why?

>>736292028
>my little sister's
is that what you call your split personality?

>>736292257
Women love Kiryu and especially Majima

>>736292052
>>736292106
cheater alert, how you got all the cheevos with such little gametime

>>736292136
Because RE games aren't particularily hard or long if you know what you're doing. Only genuinely hard one was RE7 because of that fucking blackjack minigame.

>>736292230
RE3R inferno is hard as fuck, especially that shitty last boss.

>>736292265
The whole game I wouldn't say is that hard on inferno, I will agree with the final boss though that thing was absolutely insane.

>>736292034
So is this like a joke about nemesis hitting on her? *cringe*

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>>736290764
Not true. Many Klonoabros are straight, including myself.

>>736290853
uh huh

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New yellow fact just dropped

>>736291249
Yoshizawa told the world through time travel that she was patient zero for AIDS.

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>>736291757

>>736286552
White nose syndrome has killed a metric fuckton of bats in NA

>>736291839
gigachad bat

>>736290331
>>736290534
i dont want to torture it, i just dont like looking at it and want to eradicate it

Kissing Grace aaaaalllllll over

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>>736289534

Grace has cute feet

>>736291638
>>736292179
Based Grace enjoyer

Grace likes using her pointer finger

>>736276042
Yeah, it's great. I love it.

>>736286729
It's not dry humor at all. It's so not dry humor I can only assume you have absolutely no idea whatsoever what dry humor is. He's practically the opposite of dry humor.

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It seems so, but i still regularly rewatch both shows

>>736276180
>most
All.

>>736278709
>it's illegal
>it's actually perfectly legal
LMAO

>>736291979
This happened to me too. The notes are in the museum in the space colony comp space by the way.

>>736292119
Also Barber Wily's Cutwoman

*cough cough*
k-konami.... the boktai remakes... and make lunar knights non-canon....

why does pixel tremor only happen in events

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>>736275245
Why must I fight you? We are not enemies!

>>736287991
certaintly yes if you sold the desktop pet app for money.
Otherwise if its just for you not really

>>736251653
Solved it. I either hadn't noticed or had forgotten the mechanic necessary to solve Sleep Jumping, but I had a eureka moment this morning.

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>>736289501
this one, right? because it had me stuck for the longest time before I figured it out so far. A lot of the bonus puzzles require the kind of niche mechanic interactions the game doesn't outright tell you but can be discovered through experimenting

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>>736290436
No, Sleep Jumping is pic related. I don't remember the exact solution for the one you posted, but it didn't stump me the same way. Still took a few minutes, though.
>can be discovered through experimenting
Yeah, Conveyor Belt stumped me for a while for that reason.

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>>736290436
I just cleared this one again. This one was one of those levels where you facepalm yourself for not getting the obvious thing you need to do faster.

>>736282425
He's a huge Snoy fan.

>>736273927
Hard games existed before video games beyond novelties did.

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>>736273927
I don't need every game to be hard as nails but why do journos have the gayest opinions of videogame difficulty?
>Game offers multiple difficulty settings
>Calls the game ableist
>Renames difficulty settings
>Complains about not knowing difficult it really is
>Allows the player to lower the difficulty if they failed too many times
>Says that it is patronizing
>Allows the player to play a level to gage what difficulty setting is best for them
>Complains that acknowledging the difficulty setting is immersion breaking
>Adjusts the difficulty based on the Player's performance
>Complains it is obvious that the game is becoming easier
>>>/wsg/6117937

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>>736273927
Has /v/ always been this bad a video games? SS is not even that hard...

>>736282223
I'm 30+ and I have no interest in easy mode, games are a puzzle to solve, not something to be exprienced passively
the only reason to use easy mode is if you're bad at games, and I don't think being old makes you bad at games, most games don't test reaction speed or the stuff where you see minor falloff with age

>>736272726
The Pink Valley mod for Doom

>>736291648
>anything that's not hustling and self-improoving is a mental illness
And half the time that's sociopathy.

>>736272567
Add raging loop

>>736273487
>Also, are you seriously getting fucked up over a cat reaction image?
i have toxotransmosis fatigue

>>736292078
You have an unsafe mental illness

>>736289108
Yesterday had quite a few good pokemon threads

>>736289108
people moved on

>>736283690
Fuck off back to your containment board.
>>>>>/vp/

Fight my way through Wraeclast

Any good PMD romhacks I can play? I have played the shit out of Explorers of Skies and beaten the game like 5 times and I want something more.

>>736291271
yeah man preferring it how FF6 did it means I must like naughty dog shit you are very smart.

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>>736289081
>I have a 99 Chrysler lhs and it's still running good.

God bless you anon.

>>736291243
you are right every game needs to be filled with arbitrary backtracking and missables based on that.
if you dont check every npc you met before after every event even if many of them havent changed before you are clearly playing rpgs wrong and there is no way to design this better.

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>>736240246
>Play Final Fantasy 6!
I'll play 5 instead

>>736291573
>arbitrary
Again, you just keep cooking yourself.
>if you dont check every npc you met before after every event even if many of them havent changed before
This isn't even true, though. And the game actually DOES tell you to go back to Tycoon if you talk to King Walse's retainers after the wind crystal shatters. They specifically say that you should go back to your castle and let everyone know you're okay now that you found the king's wind drake because they are likely worried about you, and it results in a bunch of treasure and the first of three missable cutscenes. So it's definitely not "arbitrary".

Honestly, if you don't take the initiative to revisit the castle again after you find the king, and then once more after he dies in your fucking arms, you're kind of a heartless twit who clearly can't handle the agency of playing a video game. Just stick to your netflix/hulu/disney+ subscriptions if you need to be spoonfed storyslop that badly. You clearly don't want to be the hero in an adventure; you just want to watch one and not actually engage.

add a green princess and then make them transform like the power rangers

all 4 of them rubbing their futa cocks together

anal with Pauline

>>736292079
That's gay as hell dude

>>736291993
They all have sex with me. End.

>>736284093
Devs came to the terrible realization that they have to release any new games on nintendo platforms.

>>736286673
slap 'cancel' between x and .

>>736284093
The series was already stagnating and instead of doing something about it Hideous Baba sabotaged Zestiria by replacing the main heroine with a last minute character, voiced by a seiyuu he had a crush on and by the end of production he had impregnated her.

Also there's subtle things like Go Shina carrying the music quality but then he left Bamco so that's gone. Just a gradual decay of talent and vision I guess.

>>736291160
Abyss > Vesperia > Xillia 2 > Eternia > Symphonia > Destiny DC = Xillia > Berseria > Phantasia > Rebirth > Legendia = Zestiria

I still don't understand what the point of re-releasing Berseria was, especially when Xillia 2 is still trapped on PS3.

>>736290870
Cringe ass Epic Mickey rip off

Feel bad for it. Bendy's best idea, it's visual identity, is mogged by Cuphead coming out with the steal chair. Glad they've seem to recovered after the kindly beast idiot shat up the first game

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>>736290870
A horror game based off rubber hose era cartoons isn't a bad idea. Bendy was a boring walking simulator that slowly evolved into a bad stealth game with occasional bad boss fights. Dark Revival was more of the same. If the creators are dead set on keeping the same characters, then they should shake up the gameplay formula completely. Maybe ripoff Resident Evil.

>The player is forced to explore a cursed cartoon studio, solving puzzles and collecting items to progress.
>Grunt characters come from different studio franchises and can be killed. Kill too many and a special character spawns who not only chases you but also grants a debuff (Some doors cost health to use, you must give up an item to save, you can no longer sprint)
>All franchises hate each other, so enough killing grunts from a different franchise will despawn the special character.
>Gameplay is all about balancing kills and solving puzzles. Different endings depending on what franchises hate you at the end.

>>736292032
that actually sounds really fun

>>736292075
Japan is a hell of a country.
>guy writes a scenario that seems to sexualize a 12 year old
>has her almost get raped by a gorilla
>rather than question why he wrote that, people applaud him
>he gets millions of fans including many women who love his work.
>in japan jojo is somehow liked for non-ironic reasons.

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>>736292075
Goritaire.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3882520/Goritaire/

>>736275998
i got filtered by this one like absolute brainlet, made me double down on tard friendly opus magnum instead, loved it, now i don't even want to touch it after seeing some moron feed it to chatgpt for solutions, what is even the point

>>736289807
it's not exclusive
recreational programming and zachtronics scratch different itches. actual programming usually still involves tons of chores that zachtronics removes, but when you write actual code, you get an actual reward in the end that isn't just imaginary numbers that go up or down

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>>736291252
i can see the appeal of games like kaizen, infinifactory or opus magnum, i was referring to TIS-100 specifically