I don't understand what compels a person to join a server in a shooting game and effectively use it to play with dolls in a dollhouse
>>730703732most PvP fags are not into PvP on equal grounds, they just want to prey on friendly PvE players and backstab them
>>730712257there are no PvE players in a PvP game
>>730706039This is the most pathetic post I've read all year holy shit
>>730711873He was, and the fact that TWO seperate gamerdads felt the need to defend their asinine position confirms that they're whiny crybaby faggots that should simply play other games.
/v/ is full of casuals tho
>rank-up game>face world champ>he's streaming it>you lose>not even using his main; just testing a new thingHas this ever happened to you?
>6>12>6>4Did they fix the game or something? Last I played duels only lasted 2 turns, 3 at most
>>730713308Dracotail released and it's a deck that wins by value grinding and recycling hand traps
>>730713308>Did they fix the game or something?NoGuy who posted the pic said they were just handtrap war duels
>>730712443i played franzj and won and went up to a solid silver elite master or some shit had no idea who that was
>>730713337>>730713345lame
I have been hyped for Hytale ever since it has been announced but today I discovered something that changed that for me.I was browsing the site and foudn this screenshot. What the fuck is that weapon? It looks like a halberd deprived of its head. It's stupid. Nobody would use a weapon like that. Why not just use a real halberd? A real halberd would be better than just the handle of a halberd.What a stupid weapon. This has ruined all my interest in Hytale. Do not buy Hytale. The weapons are stupid nonsensical memeslop.
>>730656997he wants you to pay to make it.... worse?that is his genius marketing technique?
night /v/ see you in the morning when this game is out
>>730656997I think right is cute
>>730706585hytale mods are jar files (so java) that arei njected in the server side and they affect clients.the server side is java, and the client is c# i believe.
>>730713170>the server side is javaoh nonononono
This is as severe as a Pathologic outbreak times....3!
half of this thread looks like released gov documents, I guess I need to play more before I tread here
>>730711505Concentrate and look for a red grave. You need to inspect it while concentrating for a second to recognize it's the grave they were talking about.
Just started playing 2, have no fucking clue what I'm doing.
I'm not sure I understand what my gameplan in P3 is. Should I restart my days until they are perfect or should I just move forward and travel back in time just for some major quest lines? I failed to diagnose one person in day 3, one person in day 4 and I failed to analyze the heart of the girl Haruspex killed quickly enough.
play her game
>>730711424I always use great spear or greatsword with him, I hate collosal weapon move
>>730709412That guy is just a recycled Taurus demon and got reused as the demons in DS3Dreglord is based on Manus
>>730712271and gael
I bought it in the steam sale at christmas and have been having a load of fun, I enjoy it more than ER now because the only reason I kept playing ER was co-op and Nightreign does that way better, you can literally boot it up and be playing with 3 people in 30 seconds whereas ER it can take ages to get summoned and then if you're invaded and the host gets killed its back to waiting again.
Everdark Balancers are so shit. My rando team beated it with the strategy of AoE kill the army and thats it. I wish we were forced to take on the big boy more than just RUN AWAY because it literally would NOT stop attacking and jumping across the map. It was just easier to dodge attacks and wait out until the split up into minitures again.
Are you ready for the return of gaming Kino?
>>730713094ciri is literally in the game as a playable character already
>>730713094>give Geralt the perfect send off in B&WWe never got Ciri as a romance option. CDPR is finally correcting this grave error.
>be cdpr>finish witcher 3>announce you're leaving the witcher series behind and are ready to move onto new things>begin one of the internets largest hypetrains with CP77>CP77 takes years to come out and comes out in a completely broken state. So much so that snoy gives full refunds to everyone and takes it off their store until it's fixed>literally 10% of what you promised ended up in the game>have a heckin engoodening arc ala no man's rectum>finally get the game into a 2.0 state where's it's playable and people are relatively satisfied>it still doesn't include most of what you promised, but thankfully people forgor>desperately need a win to come back into good graces>uhhh. Uhbbbbbb.... WITCHER LE 4!!>ciri protagonist (even though she's not a witcher)>she can be a fucking DYKE!! :D ISN'T THAT COOL? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE LOOKS BOGGED??>no one cares about W4>UBHHHHH UUUHHHHHHHHMMMMMMM WITCHER 3 DLC! YEAH! THAT'LL SAVE USComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>730713094>No witcher has ever died in his own bed.Rumor has it they will want to finish off Geralt so that players won't be sad about his absence in The Witcher 4
>>730713368thats goofygeralt will be in w4 because its a marketing beatplayers will appreciate it and he has potential for unique interactions with ciri and ciris pals
The company Microsoft has failed at literally everything they have ever tried to do.They're sticking their disgusting grubby fingers into the world of video games and everything that they've ever molested has turned to shit.I think their first victim was that Banjo Kazooie game.The game is broken. Like it's literally unplayable. The game doesn't launch.This is a piece of software used by about 1 billion human beings and it fails to launch.Going to Google produces a bunch of creative answers like "try disabling gameservice service daemon" and "set a registry key to a null value and update OpenGL ES drivers". This is what is expected of the average 9 year old that plays this game, and I know the average player is 9 years old because you see an advertisement for a monetized skin of Spongebob Squarepants before you get to the game.Fix the fucking game. I have nothing else to say.You're lucky that I'm not in charge of anything at Microsoft and it's not based in Saudi Arabia because the entire team would be getting 40 lashes.
>bedrock edition
>mmmph! *slaps own ass* ugh..
>>730713183wrong pic?
>>730713183I want to be milked by her strong hands~
>>730709954>Chipped hoovesMaybe try taking care of yourself!?
>>730713183Aren't Dreadlords just male Eredar? What the fug am I looking at here.
>>730713350Dreadlords are a type of demon they have nothing to do with Eredar or Manari
Hmm what is this random building in the middle of the forest?
elden ring is full of random shit in the middle of nowheregenuinely looks like random assets scattered around an empty map
>>730712729some of the buildings have decently designed interiors with multiple paths, cool loops, nice lighting, the works. then there's the outdoor where lots of places are just giant "rock" meshes randomly rotated and slapped over a smooth terrain. there's a big contrast between places they put in effort and the sloppy outdoors.
>>730712729>genuinely looks like random assets scattered around an empty mapthat's literally every open world game that isn't rockstar's
>see some sarcophagus near>think there's some loot there>cutscene of it falling down a waterfallLoved that kinda random shit
Is there a particular reason uncs request for this Fire Emblem game to get remade more than any other old FE game? What's so great about this in particular? Is it the name?
>>730703926Jugdral is a great setting with intricate character relationships. Both games have experimental gameplay but that's what make them fun to beat in my opinion.
>>730712378I dont really see how running a team of 15 units across 50 squares of a map back and forth is fun, but ok.
>>730703926It's high kino
>>730711241Not in that order thoughever
Cutesythea
>Mfw too scared to play horror gamesHow do i cope with this?, i like watching Resident Evil playthrough?
>>730710537Try again when you're 18 or older.
>>730710585>tfw 35 and still cant deal with horror gamesI even get anxious in fallout
Rayne in her latex party dress
>>730711573the rights to bloodrayne are held by Ziggurat Interactive (know for such bangers as pic related). We are never gonna get a proper bloodrayne 3.
>>730712656Oooh... That's like a normal enemy later on. As I remember you should be able to just beat him down with your superpowers and using that dodge to jump behind him when he's moving for an attack.
>>730712023I'd already be grateful for a single vampire game with a female protagonist, but all we are getting are male vampires that no one asked for except wine moms
An idea I had for a setting for a Bloodrayne-like is a functionally immortal (can be killed but can't die to old age) vampiress that hunts monsters and other evil cunts across the ages. So you can have different games set in different eras - from antiquity to early medieval, renaissance, victorian, ww1, 80s, 00s, modern day, near future, with appropriate looks and gimmicks
>>730711573Wow, that statue's got a tiny dick.
What the FUCK is this bitch's problem?
>>730713279Are you able to switch out outfits and animations of everyone? Thats pretty cool
>>730713334All our Daiwa trainers are pretty based though. She's just hard to build.
>>730713279Definitely need to see Eishin's animation with her
>>730713334I will, no matter how many secondaries latch onto her she's still number 1
>>730713279Quick, put tazuna in a swimsuit.
Living Weapon was better than Yokai Shift and the story was better in the first game.
>>730709024god i miss tenchu
>>730709081Well onimusha is making a return, hopefully we see a tenchu reveal by 2027. I could even go for another shinobi game tbdesu
>>730709262>hopefully we see a tenchu reveal by 2027.i think tenchu's gone forever. sekiro was supposed to be a tenchu game after fromsoft fully secured the rights from acquire
>>730708008>Sekiro is superbly cohesive in a way that few games are.In English doc.
Nioh sucks
IT WILL SAVE THE MMO GENRE
>>730713134And this happened in Final Fantasy?
>>730713147SMN loses ResurrectionIn Firebird Trance, Physick turns into Flames of Rebirth which raises a party member and does AoE damage around the body.Take that one for free, Yoshitpiss. It's on me.
I love my wife so much..
>>730713147>shield bash will still be on the GCD in 8.0
Does anyone know where John Artemus went or what happened to him? One day he was here, arguing with a vending machine about exact change, and the next day -poof- gone like a thought you forget halfway through thinking it. Some say he moved into the cracks between Tuesdays. Others swear he turned into a receipt and blew down the street. There are rumors he’s been living behind the moon, or inside a slightly damp cardboard box labeled “misc.” Every now and then someone claims they saw him, but it’s always vague, like “yeah, John Artemus was there… or maybe it was a coat.” What happened to him? Where bas he been? The clocks won’t answer, and the pigeons refuse to comment.
How do you play Sonic Adventure in 2026? Do you actually emulate?
>>730712132is it worth it to seek out the original on original hardware?
>>730712283100%
>>730712238This. There's no need to emulate since the conversion mod restores it anyway and you have the freedom to mod whatever else you want.
i greatly enjoy the glitches this game haswhat other games have fun bugs?
>>730712132DX is just better in 9/10 places, but the characters and some texture choices were just bad, why is everyone waxy?>>730712238but this is the correct way to play
Being a gamer in Australia is suffering
>>730711704wait where are the EU servers?
>>730712009Fine, here's a (You)
>>730712009>5 varieties of slavs
>>730711704well deserved
>>730712009Blyat suka green what the fuck you are doing fuck (screams in zegro for the rest of the match and TKs)
Nerfs and the Kanker missions ruined this game!
Just run the plank build anon, you can solo all 3 missions easily, DO NOT RUN SPLINTER, IT HAS TO BE PLANK with the ANGRY JOHNNY buff, all 3 get wiped pretty fast, unless you fuck up and run splinter and he transforms into Melonhead
>>730712808>Kanker missionsA good Kevin player can solo them easily. They aren't that hard.
Im just happy that they accepted Christianity as the game's official religion. The free rosary beads with purchase of a kanker burger was a nice touch.
>Steam is a monopoly>PC game can't be successful without a steam release
>>730709546>>730709578Uh oh, tard melty.
>>730709682Uh oh, tard melty you retarded turd
>>730708384Bro you're weird.
>>730709494Passer by here.But isn't Hytale releasing on steam?If not where are people buying it? The dev's person site? GOG? Ict.io?I'm not followed it at all simply curious
>>730708384You did point out a whole lot of shit that has nothing at all to do with the topic, but OP is indeed talking about how many sales it made on pre-releases (no refunds). Good work.
Why was this never ported? I had to wait years until PCSX2 was no longer shit in order to play it.
>>730711697As opposed to shitposting on 4chan every day of your life and then also dying.
>>730712460once you're done i very strongly recommend picking up the 3 dlc missions
>>730712661War is 4chan...
>>730710973I don't see Zero as a "war bad" game, it's moreso just exploring the reasons for why people fight. This is extremely evident when you watch the interviews with the pilots and they are basically all just normal people going about their lives.
>>730713049To expand on my point, they allow the player (since you're a mercenary) to follow your own code of ethics, thus forming your own "why you fight" narrative that the game reacts to. Of course it's mechanically simple in game, but I think the whole game is trying to humanize and honor soldiers on all sides of conflict.