>give the most dangerous combat role (fighting hundreds of feet in the air, even just getting knocked off-balance can send you hurtling to certain death) to the girliest and daintiest members of the armyWhat did Fire Emblem tacticians mean by this?
>>729113790>Does he know?
>>729024264The tactician had nothing to do with this. The countries military did.
>>729109925The difference is that Erik is a treacherous asshole that you want to murder in both FE6 and FE7. People don't like him in the slightest, unlike Sigune who is surprisingly sympathetic for a one off boss.
Any REAL fans out there? are we hyped or what!?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ncv_eS96lwThis is going to kill Elden Ring.
>>729114204All this tells me is you haven't played many game lil zoomie.
>>729114587You literally just proved they are the same stupid fucking team
>>729113473Sorry, not a real fan. Might have given it a go on Steam or GoG.
>PLEASE guys trust me! This time it'll be just as good as FromSoftware! What an embarrassing studio
Smart move. Tim will pay a lot more than what they are going to earn from the 50 people that actually buy these games.
Vehicle Kills? I thought this was a Halo thing.
>>729115114Lets add that to then words of wisdom
>>729113614unc fr thought he was in Need for Speed *skull*
I hope he had insurance
>uuuoh dead people
>>729113614why'd he do it
>BTFO of the entire industry by answering a question and saying Video Games aren't art>Every western dev spends years trying to refute him >Shigeru Miyamoto says he agrees with Ebert and causes even more butthurt>Dies months before the cinematic craze started taking over gaming>Causes the entire western industry to pivot into making movie games and desperately try to have video games acknowledged as more than just a hobby for children How the fuck did this one critic cause all of this?
>>729114089>He was more of an arthouse guy.Oh I see. Still why would he think he was competent on video games ? Did he write on paintings or performative arts or comics?
>>729113756>This dude sounds pretentious as all fuck.>Imagine putting multiple hours into a project videogame, and some old dickhead comes over and goes "HUR DUR ITS NOT ART LMAO">Like brother, if you put time, effort, knowledge and sweat into a job, hobby, or whatever, that is art. I don't need some dipshit old boomer to tell me what art is and isn'tEbert was a faggot but he did write Beyond the Valley of The Dolls, which is Russ Meyers' masterpiece, and said that George A. Romero's Dawn of the Dead was a masterpiece!It was that fucking kike rat Siskel who was the real problem!!!FACT!!!
>>729114430you can't prove that anything is art, never mind video games in particular
>>729104864Aight, I'll take your bait.Video games are, by definition, an art form. Basically any kind of human expression put to a medium is. The quality or "depth" or message doesn't fucking matter.If we're debating whether vidya are "high art", I'll got two things to say: who cares, and who made this faggot the arbitrator of all forms of art. Dude was a LITERAL angry critic, whose only credible authority was in regards to movies. His opinion on any other art form is a literal "whatever". Nobody should care to please him and change his mind, and for that matter, nobody should care about making vidya high art.The fucking medium has been ruined because people tried to validate this genre as high art, and themselves as Artists, moving away from "is this gonna be fun and engaging for the player" to a "let's just make shitty, barely interactive movies instead."
>>729114738Not really, he basically only ever critiqued movies. He was a fan of music, literature, even video games and comics to an extent but his job as a critic really only ever was about movies.
This is my first final fantasy and although the game is polished it feels really slow. Also should I be playing in turn mode or real time mode?
Stop playing it ASAP and play the original. Remake spoils a lot of plot points.
>>729115419Sorry unc but the original is extremely dated.
>>729115309real time>>729115489you are a pussy. bubsy is dated. Final fantasy vii is not
Does /v/ play any outdated games?I'll be honest I tried playing a few boomer games on someone's PS3 once and they just weren't for me.
All of Larians games are dogshit. He just doesn't care about the old ones because that was before he cucked to tencent.
>>729115226Because movies dom't have gameplay or graphical evolution.
>>729113707Funny how this doesn't happen with Fallout.
>>729115375>Because movies dom't have graphical evolution.Are you being for real, dog?
>>729113707I played the first divinity and it was great!
'ja on the 'log
>>729109690Can't top perfection.
>>729110089link?
>>729109890Noire’s pretty cute though. And she can be a decent unit with the right father.
>>729092349I have busted at least a hundred nuts to the fantasy of Tharja hypnotizing Robin
>>729092349Does she even enjoy giving rimjobs though?
Predict the Metacritic scoreTake into account this will be Capcom's darling for next year and heavily shilled
>>729114423Not necessarily. Just has to use the same exe.Like Deus Ex Mankind Divided got cracked because they released the Breach mode as a free standalone game without Denuvo and the exe included worked for MD.
>>729114789I forgot about that. The more recent cases of it happening was different from that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B8X1NegB5k
>>729114871A lot of recent ones are just devs being retarded and releasing patches to games that replace the exe with the internal non-denuvo one accidentally.
>>729112625What's that
>Who cares? It's good!Myopic.You know how CGI ruined movies? This is the vidya equivalent of that.E33 is the Jurassic Park to the Ready Player Ones that await us. If you defend E33's AI use, you're falling for the trap.
>it its good because it has settings and bossesdid they hire toddlers to damage control or something?
>it's bad because ai hurts black neighborhoodsStill no valid reasons why AI is bad
>>729115243What it boils down to is they can't find a valid criticism of E33 so they have to rely on Resetera to make an argument for them which is why the only complaints are that it used AI and the devs are capitalists with rich daddies.
>>729112253shut up, fagguette
>>729115115For concept art, supposedly.>The room is only lukewarm, says the frog
Why did they make Henry gay? Why? You legitimately were more likely to see an African in central Europe at the time than gay people.
>>729091664I hate faggots who say E33 is woke, name fucking 3 woke things in the game, and no one black and one gay couple at the start that we never see again does not count sorry sweetie
Henry loves his lord!
>>729114015>>729114254wholesome /v/ :3
>>729090446>>umm actually this character that was overtly heterosexual and you were encouraged to form a friendship with was actually gay the entire timeHans is clearly a fag from the beginning and everyone except Henry knows, Hanush sets you up on a gay playdate the day after you meet.
>>729089262>4. in kcd2 you almost cant avoid not being a fagStop being a lying cocksucker, if you're gay you choose to be gay. You can completely go ignore the gay, and just fuck pussies. Hell you can go full faithful one waifu with just sticking to Theresa.
How do you guys think the undertale prequel fan games in development should handle saving for the souls? My idea is hallucinations, everytime a soul dies,he wakes up and start at the last point he slept at(that's his way of saving,taking rest at various places,everytime he dies,it's a bad ending). Another idea I have is a character from the future travelled backing in time to stop something horrible from happening after the undertale ending and is helping the soul out. To me,this is good idea because you can introduce the original cast without breaking canon. Heck,this could be the weird route or the true ending of a prequel game.
>>729114389lava melts rocks too, it would be too harsh for a little pebble monster.
>>729114215They lactate extremely salty water
>>729115021Maybe their milk is really chalky
>>729095742To each their own. I think HFOFA content is pretty rare to come across so that's why I hope that game comes out.
>>729115171Salty and chalky, wich makes it white, also not suitable for human comsuptionDo we haveany rock monsters in UT/DR canon or otherwise? The only one I can remember is the literal rock monster in the ruins
Thoughts? Apparently the staff is working mandatory overtime.
The fuck is "mandatory overtime"?
>>729115273Stay beyond your contracted working hours or you're fired. Not complicated, anon
>>729113027Can't wait for another pissed off employee to leak the dumbest parts of the plot and kneecap it again.
Yeah that's a day 1 review bomb from me
>>729115273In the 90s, it was called Crunch
Why is it SO HARD for devs to understand this
>>729113528are you okay?
>>729114236Kek
>>729112563Fuck you, Charles!
>>729112563
Ant wife
>>729110663it's a fucking ant luchadorgenuinely, who cares?
>>729114203You care a little bit
>>729114203Aren't cockroaches the famous insect of Mexico to the point there is a song about them? Should have used that instead of an ant. Faster as well o can do acrobatic wrestling moves.
>>729115525fan character that won a contest
>>729115567Understandable.
Stop questioning things chud
>>729106681she literally does
>>729108161>Yet they manage to get Debra Wilson's ugly bug-eyed mug perfect every single time.Im pretty sure she comes with slop engine model included these days
>>729105192I don't want my video game protagonist hero to look like some random schmuck nobody. >most other girls in gaming are top 5% attractivenessIt should be top 1%. Nothing less.
>>729112049>Aloy is unironically conventionally more attractive than the majority of real females.Literally not one single person on the planet actually believes this. But keep astroturfing this as if it's a "normal" opinion. Fucking retard.
This board thinks Alyx from HL2 is hot so can't trust your thoughts on attractiveness
>"gameplay loop"It's just "gameplay"!Running and jumping in Mario is not the "gameplay loop" because levels stop you from running and jumping when you die or finish the level.
I call it a "gameplay format"
>>729114729
wrong its a real thing but almost everyone abuses it and uses it to replace just gameplay
>>729100263Nah it works for certain games. Monster Hunter for example has you follow a series of common actions that loop into each other.>hunt/do quests>upgrade gear>manage the hub>stock up for bigger hunts>bigger hunts grant access to more gear and quests and upgradesIt works for a specific type of gameplay style.
>>729100263No, they mean different things. The gameplay loop is more zoomed out than the gameplay
Deadass the only way I can see them ever topping ultimate is just by doing it again but adding non-vidya characters with close ties to gaming like Spider-Man, because that's literally the only line they haven't crossed yet
>>729114272it does with the reworked physics and the final smash meter that was supposed to be a standard for tournaments (they did use it in official tournaments but nobody else bothers)
>>729114393>reworked physicsultimate is only superficially faster than brawl and 4, the changes actually do very little to make the game conducive for competitive play. some of the changes were actually detrimental, like auto-cancel aerials, spot dodge canceling, and universal 3f jumpsquat. i don't know if they foresaw this or not, but the fact is that they never improved upon any of it in balance patches.tl;dr nintendo mostly just makes minor concessions to tourneyfags, but still designs the game to be played within the constraints of their very specific, semi-competitive-but-mostly-casual vision. hence the final smash meter you mentioned.
So how will Smash play with dual mouse mode?
I want a third button to do something. Two buttons are fine but I think it's time for a third button.
>>729113458Yeah I can see it. I still think Ultimate is toned down compared to Brawl and 4's new item. But most of them aren't terribly interesting. Still like the three I listed by name though.>>729113497>The pokeballs' pokemons after Smash Melee sucks very much.Ok this is a very good example. Because even the grandest of legendaries in melee still only takes up a quarter the screen for 4 seconds, and wouldn't move their location. They were clearly area denial tools. But then brawl decide that area should be the whole screen, should be a garuntee kill, and should follow the player.ATs just take that brawl pokemon mentality and make them 20x more obnoxious. Ultimate made a right step by making them killable. However that doesn't at all justify adding a bunch of ATs that are borderline playable characters and a straight up boss fight.Also everything about that can be criticized about post-melee items is like 100x more applicable to stages
>>729114745If Luke hadn't been mislead by reactionary ideologues like Leia and her rebels he could've taken his father's side and become a wise and just ruler for the Galaxy.
>>729114558The Empire was controlling other planets through similar means. It's how Palpatine got control of the galactic banks.
>>729110921
>Palpatine was the bad gu-ACK
>>729112631I kind of agree, I like Andor but whenever I'm reminded it's set in the star wars universe I groan internally. The ISB board in s1 is solid, but in s2 you have Krennic who is so hilariously evil he cuts the screen to pieces
haha you guys loved and praised E33 and had no idea it used AI until really famous internet media told you so ;)
>>729115603>you guys loved and praised E33No I didn't.
this is my only form of social interaction
>>729114875You say "dumb frogposter" to your friends?
>use 4chan words with irl friends>they ask me what that means>I tell them idk I heard it on youtube or something
>>729115168Something along those lines yes
Hijacking this thread because the other one got deleted and I want to post it somewhere.The topic was selling family fantasies.The reasons for it are socioeconomic.Remember 15-20 years ago when the marketing mantra was "sex sells"? How millennials got tits and asses shoved in their faces at every opportunity when they were in their early 20s?Well, those millennials are now pushing 40. But due to how fucked our wealth redistribution is, they are STILL the most valuable marketing target by far.Zoomers don't have money so not many companies advertise to them, although South Koreans seem to have a measure of success there. If you want to make mad money, advertise to millennials who only get richer as their boomer parents bequeath more and more wealth to them.And while you can still shill tits and asses to 40 year olds, chances are most of them are in a different stage of their lives. The biological clock demands children. Or, if they already have a family of their own, making games with children/families in them will allow for better self-inserts or representation.You are always being sold a fantasy. Back then that fantasy was having a harem of hot bitches that admire your demon shooting skills. Now it's having a cute daughter, an obedient yet able son and of course a wife that loves you unconditionally.Pragmata is just the latest GOTY example of this fairly recent but not new phenomena.It's the same with anime by the way. Look at the slop that's being released lately. It's almost always a "middle aged guy + cute child sidekick". SpyxFamily was one of the bigger hits for that reason.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
would love to say the same but sadly I have to work, which implies that I have to socialize with normalfags
