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>give the most dangerous combat role (fighting hundreds of feet in the air, even just getting knocked off-balance can send you hurtling to certain death) to the girliest and daintiest members of the armyWhat did Fire Emblem tacticians mean by this?
>>729127832Est sex (Only for her to abandon you to the middle of nowhere)
>>729127991that’s just what dating is like in the modern age
>>729127447>>729127832>>729127991Breeding sex with the WHITEwings
>>729128305True >>729128393
Ike is bear
>boss character has impenetrable defense
lots of modders add this kind of stuff into their mods so you can't use them on pirated games
>>729127591Dicksuck Mode
>>729127701No.
Nigga I pirate even free games. You can't stop me.
>>729127454or you could simply not do that? not everyone has ocd although i admit it would be a bit confusing and unclean
Why did she do it?
>>729127084kek I wish I was this sensitive againI'm so jaded I can't enjoy horror games anymore
>>729127084If the intro scared you then you won't be able to handle the level where dozens of them are infinitely spawning at the top of the city and dropping on your head randomly
>>729125779G I W T W M
>>729119439I unironically wish this was a tps instead. But, i have an addiction to reloading
Wait, there's /ss/ in the game?SOLD
>you need a guide to play the gamewhy this is allowed??
>>729128119>The duo didn't spawn (until after Radahn's death)Then your game was bugged
>>729123504mad cuz bad
You don't need a guide to beat the game. You don't need a guide to 100% either, but that takes more time. As I said though, you certainly don't need a guide to simply beat the game.
>>729128189Yeah, locking content behind event flags is bad design.
>>729123504>and how was I supposed to know this You were supposed to figure it out, not know it right away. Use your own brain.
>returns to top 10 global best selling list on Steam>returns to top 10 global best selling list on Playstation>returns to top 10 global best selling list on XboxSo awards don't matter, right?
>>729126141>>729126352>>729126679Nigger get in your meds. Youre literally making up fanficition
>729128093This won't feed your family browny.
>>729127739I don't think Geoff really had a choice. When the actual player's choice awards, the ones that are voted on by people, not journos, all show E33 as a dominant winner you kinda can't ignore it.
>>729127632Goalpost is on wheels huh? We're talking about the awards, jeet. Learn to read.
>>729128093I thought this thread was about making up random shit about who paid for the game.
>>729126720youre thinking of cyberpunk. starfield is more about walking on an empty planet
>>729126720No it's also designing starships, which is probably the coolest thing in the game.
>>729122178no gore, bad gunplay, even melee is worse than fallout 4 which is saying something.
It was already perfect.
>>729122809>the force powers are dogshit even maxxed out>takes literally something like 60 hours of playtime speedrunning "temples" to max them out>the unity loop/ng+ is just a poorly thought out bandaid fix for the engine unraveling the longer you play a saveits all so tiresome
should i play this videogame?
>>729124782Kuromi is a plush, so you can mod her to insert a fleshlight, anon!
sambdwich
>>729127072That's a big sandwich...
Why do you all post pictures of little cartoon rabbits in sexual poses?
>>729125323bnunu
>play jap RPG >Church bad >Kill god>Party members give this speach at the endWhat do the japs have against every religion that isn't Buddhism?
>>729124668they thought their emperor was a god and that their destiny was to rule the entire worldjaps murdered, raped, and tortured thousands in the name of a silly religion that taught them that they are divine beings and everyone else is subhumanthe rage and shame felt after losing WW2 and being forced to reconcile with everything that was sacrificed for a false god is still echoing through their culture
>>729124668>play western rpg>um, demons are not actually bad they're just misunderstood>doesn't even have God, only multiple pagan gods>party members make unfunny quip at the end
>>729127581>evil peopleHow do you know they are evil, based on what?Check mate athiest
>>729125110Anon I'm assuming you're not fucking retarded and fully understand all of those happen WITH religion, right?
>>729128412Based on ethics. And before you get started I do think any deontological or utilitarian system of ethics, no matter how flawed, is obviously and blatantly superior to "the big man in the sky told me this is bad."
post your toons!
>>729128353sorry I mean troons*
Now that the dust has settled, was it _fun?
>>729125259if anyone more level-headed is willing to talk about why you think it's a good character action game then I'm all ears
>>729127063Parries, dodging, dodge offset, perfect dodging, blocking, perfect blocking, bloodraven parry/blocking, berserk state, bloodbath kill, bloodbath slaughter, all done seamlessly well. combat is engaging, combos are insanely well done, AI is great, music is engaging, etc.now fuck off retard. go play your musous
>>729125259how the hell did you get musou out of this? the enemeis in normal difficulty are so spongy that you should be able to juggle them if you're skilled enough,
Is Ninja Gaiden Master Collection a good way to play the first 3 games? Is NG2 Black better than Sigma 2?
>>729128018I never got the feeling that it took skill to juggle enemies in NG4also are spongy enemies, long range AOE attacks, and juggling not core aspects of musou games?and besides, I said only a hybrid, that it feels partly like one. I'm not accusing NG4 of being one in its entirety, apparently that's tantamount to the highest level of disrespect around here even though to me it's just the japanese take on hack & slashit just feels like a button-mashy hack and slash game with really poor defensive mechanics and not as grounded or engaging as other character action games
ITT: Vidya secrets that no-one found without a guide
>>729101760Literally the entirety of wrath of the righteous That game is literally nothing but idiotic obtuse secrets wrapped up in an unoptimized so absolutely horrible that several years and multiple DLCs after it was released its still got giant gamebreaking bugs IN THE MAIN STORY
>>729128290havent played it yet but is it true one of the endings is tied to you getting some crossbow in the prologue of the game?
>>729127281neat but useless secret when you learn to teleport to the forest temple and then walk to the hole full of fairies to re-stock your bottles
>>729128358It's tied to like 80 fucking things including the exact date you play the final level, acquiring items which are bugged and might not drop, and picking very specific choices everywhere.And yes, a big counter towards it is choosing one of two random choices given to you at the very beginning. The other choice does not do anything.
>>729124759Who would beat the same stage of a mega man game five times in a row and THEN go searching for secrets?Getting the topless mermaid in Wild Woody is easier to figure out.
When are we getting another Animorphs game?
>>729128083This shit gave me a mind control parasite fetish.
>>729128083>used to think Animorphs was just about weird misadventures of kids who can turn into animals and never really paid attention to it>turns out its about child soldiers engaging in warfare with intergalactic war criminals, and body horror, trauma and death So how good are these books really?
>no game where you play a race of Demi-gods guiding civilizations for fun
Have you ever embarassed yourself in front of a game developer you really admire?
>>729127691This is the main character of the game, Carol, btw>OPyjamaBottomless
>>729127306Holy fuck lmao
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>>729127306>RiiiiightKEK based dev, being a good sport. But seriously, what kind of autism level one needs to have to bug report the devs on a porn mod not working?
>>729128397I think his original problem is that the shop wasn't working, and the dev noted that this was probably caused by the loli porn mod.
I'm so glad this game flopped because it sends a very clear message that the majority of gamers are not interested in characters like this.The majority want proper female characters, not this immature shit.
>>729125536>lie about the numbers>we gotta keep up the lie, so we greenlit a sequel as expensive if not morecmon man, even the maciej wojiki guy had more willpower than your anemic trolling
how did this game mindbreak them so hard they have to spam threads of the game and constantly lie about its sales years after release?
>>729124457eve is the perfect woman
Being an incel must be exhausting.
>>729128136i was one for like 9 yearsif i knew about the horrors of women back then, i'd content with masturbation
>it's bad because... THE ECELEB SAID SO!
>>729121363>DMC2 fundamentally feels like shit to play.Thanks for telling us you just post bullshit based on vibes (probably up your ass).
Just hide the thread. Makes them more mad.
New /v/ rule: Bringing up e-celebs in your argument period makes you a faggot and your argument invalid. This way it catches both faggots that parrot e-celeb opinions AND faggots that think your opinion is invalid because some e-celeb also has it.
DMC5 is almost 7 years old. This level of seething can't be healthy
>>729127704Concession accepted
>we heard you like this character>would be a real shame if we retconned him into a degenerate twinkfucker in the DLC
>>729127767He died trying to protect his families legacy. He saw that as the honorable thing to do. I really don't know how this is confusing to you. But if you need more, how the hell was he supposed to know that you weren't just Shabriri in human skin planning to burn the whole place to the ground? (You can literally do this). The Tarnished isn't some iron-clad paragon of virtue.
>>729127967His family's legacy of genociding countless innocent people. Bad legacy, bad people. That's like dying to protect Stalin's legacy.>how the hell was he supposed to know that you weren't just Shabriri in human skin planning to burn the whole place to the ground?He could've fucking ASKED but now we're getting into a much larger debate regarding the failings of Fromsoft writing in general, and how supposedly lucid bosses still attack the player for literally no reason (with Malenia being the most egregious example). Morgott at least has the excuse of having a genocidal hatred for Tarnished, but that just further proves my point about how his moral foundation is nonexistent and he's nothing but a self-righteous hypocrite
>>729128193>and he's nothing but a self-righteous hypocriteHe very well might be, though I'd argue he failed to see it himself. That's not what we're arguing however. I see what you're getting at anon, I'm not saying you're wrong. But framing Morgott as implicitly evil is just a categorically incorrect characterization and misses the entire point of what they were trying to get across with his character. He thought he was doing the right thing. Everything was stacked against him and he still tried. He's a tragic character.
>>729101706>people still think Radahan wanted this in any capacityMan you are dumb bitches
>>729128476Lol more cope >>729126128
Quick reminder that women would rather fuck a middle aged hobo than a nice guy.
>>729124458ga'ran momentdubious combination of not having any sympathetic traits while also lacking any commanding presence>>729125265i generally think that Kristoph's just fine, but he definitely has one of my favorite breakdowns in the entire series>The record will show... ...that when the verdict was announced, special witness Kristoph Gavin... laughed. A laugh louder than any ever heard before... or since. A laugh that echoed in the halls of justice, lingering for what seemed like hours.that text accompanied by him maniacally laughing gave me chills on my first run. even now, it feels like a fitting reaction when he had to consider the bullshit Phoenix had to go through in order to get him convicted
>>729125265It's refreshing because it was always the prosecutors that were flawed and had ill intentions. The immediate reveal makes him come across as more psychotic than Von Karma, but sometimes I wish we got to know him before it's revealed to us.
>>729126212>it feels like a fitting reaction when he had to consider the bullshit Phoenix had to go through in order to get him convictedThis. Even though we won, it didn't feel like a win since we couldn't prove it or hear it from the man himself.But what was Phoenix supposed to do against a guy who knew how to cheat the system?>>729126927>sometimes I wish we got to know him before it's revealed to usI still think 4-1 is a great case, but it would've definitely hit harder if it was the 2nd case. Understandable though, since the first case always serves to set up the overarching plot.
>>729126927In general while 4-1 is the strongest case in it's game, and a damn good one at that, i always felt like it would be so much better if Kristoph got to be more developed.It's sadly also means the twist feels pretty weak as a twist as by the point of it's reveal it's extremely obvious what's going on, in general it would've been extremely nice if 4 wasn't so frontloaded and didn't reveal it's hand before the river.
>>729124458Completely forgot about the dude from TGAA1
https://www.bing.com/images/createWe don't actually recommend you use DALL-E or Bing though.They're not what they were.The ritual part of these threads is deceptively difficult to combat.
>>729126967That does go nice, great she-goat. I quite like the look of that waveij, never tried any of reijlita's stuff
>>729127517Stupid green lines
>>729127903I've been considering mosaics but Sai2 has nothing of the sort.And I'm not sure if it would be more arousing anyway.
>>729127678Quick example of the same prompt with Beret Mix Flat. This has the 90s Retro Sci-Fi lora in addition to the Mercedes lora.>reijlita's stuffI used to really like Illustrij because it has that sort of illustration slant that I really like. But I sort of noticed that you get a lot of sameface out of it. That was quite a few versions ago and I haven't done a ton with waveij yet to really see. On the topic of other loras, IlluQuant was nice as a general lora that I had used a while back as well, JANKU is also a decent general anime lora. I've also tried a few of the Bridge Toons mixes if you ever want real cartoony styles. The one I have been wanting to look at and keep forgetting is MoonMaster Fafnir, since I like the Dark Curious Hatching lora.
>>729128318That hatching lora's become a staple in a couple of my mixes
Are you hanging in there, /v/?
>>729117965The new captcha is so much faster.
>>729120656yomiGODS are living their best lives
>pretty much everyone agrees life is only good for 10 - 15 years and then it’s nothing but misery for the remaining 60 >we keep bringing new life into existence for some reason who /antinatalistpilled/ here?
My work told me we can skip the performance review because they don't have anything to say, and gave me a 10% pay bump. So that's nice. I've started painting Warhammers and a big tiddy goth girl I knew in school is in my DMs. So life's preddy good.
>>729116730Hanging in there since '97.
