>makes white men lose their absolute minds
>>736198767It's a french made game set in fantasy france. They're all sporting a full bush.
>>736199229>the GOAT is also based.I kneel.
>>736198540>>736198610>>736199139what's my race if i like Sciel the most?
>>736198820You wish
>>736201028Spanish
Wow, this sucks
>>736200712Not as many as there should be.
>>736197916Yeah it's dogshit
>>736197916Why?Sure, i'll conceede the game is slow as molases and likes to take it's bloody sweet time making you rerun areas.But once it picks up, never stops. THe game really opens up once you get all the fused shadow parts. The combat is fun and has the best swordplay in the franchise and the dungeons are all fairly enjoyable. It also has some really memorable set pieces like the Rescuing Colin scene or Midna's Lament. Not to mention it's final stretch is amazing with Hyrule Castle, Zelda, Ganon beast fight, the horse riding battle and the final duel with dorf.It's well made if uneven experience.t. literally replaying through it.
It has the best manga
>>736197916Midna is hot so I give it a pass
[BREAKING NEWS]The US Patent Office has revoked Nintendo's 2025 patent on summoning characters to battle on the player's behalf, either automatically or manually. This is the same patent cited in Nintendo's legal action against Palworld. Nintendo has two months to appeal the decision.Does not automatically end the Palworld lawsuit, but weakens Nintendo's position on this mechanic.
>>736199935Nobody denies that.
Nintendo is so retarded. Just buy PocketPair and outsource all the development to them if you are that retarded at making an actual Pokemon game.
>>736183138That's a weird looking Wixen.
>>736199464>retarded zoomer forgets that the game is not an always-online mutiplayer-only game
>>736186619Cattiva Cryst
>250k copies sold >Glowing reviews>Xcom dethroned Easily the best strategy game ever released
>>736200820>the lead designer said he wanted to make it possible to beat the game with a full squad of astromechsSo they can sell more garbage collectables
>>736200854I would imagine it would be difficult to make merch for your squad of customizable astromechs
>>736200925>he doesn't know https://disneyland.disney.go.com/shops/disneyland/droid-depot/
>>736199540You eventually get the dictator contact you and tell you that the Wayback will allow TCRN main forces to arrive and that is followed by an in-game message that this is the end of early access content.
>>736201206>and tell you that the Wayback will allow TCRN main forcesWell that's kino, I hope when this happens a bunch of new heavy vehicles and top tier gear becomes available.
Our dear Grace Ashcroft, how can ANYONE hate this goofy goober?
>>736197834don't have an emily model, and don't plan on looking for one>>736197869anon...>>736198274this was alot more difficult to do than i initially thought>>736198401https://catbox.moe/c/prms6isome of the thumbnails are broken, but they should show if you click them
Precious Emily trying to save Grace from the blisterhead.
>>736197878ponder the aroma
>>736165015Is it just me, or is Grace significantly more popular among female artists compared to other female RE characters?
Cuddling Grace and Emily close under a big blanket during a heavy thunderstorm that knocked the lights out!!
HEY, INMATE!
>>736199276
>>736199085well then. i'm in.
Lavenza with very large breasts
ALICE.
Whats on your to do list today greymane? I'm working on the witch quests and then going to capture farm animals.
>>736200401Then you have softlocked quests. Its nice when it works though.
TURN UP PARTICLE EFFECT QUALITY IF YOU'RE BRAINLET LIKE ME REEEEEEE
The best part of this game is the draw distance and how it's built like real places. Castles are built like castles. Rooms make sense. I don't feel like every house I'm walking into is a fucking labyrinth it's marvelous. And of course being able to see so far and boost up high makes it so easy to actually learn where I'm going. Shit is amazing I love it.
>>736201109I have them at 50 and effect is very visible.
>The bandits destroyed our altar, now the thunder king has been going crazy!>thunderbolts are starting fire and killing people! please help!>get there and it's a pretty kino puzzle using lightning rods>fix the rods and line them up, cutscene starts>I actually summoned a fuckign Thunder God I now have to killI am still having a blast.
>The "good" ending where you get to have sex with Sakurako ends up blueballing you midway through, revealing that you merely had a brain-frying illusion spell cast on you and are currently humping the bull's used onahole while mumbling out sweet nothings towards Sakurako. At the same time she's getting cracked by the bull and its revealed they only keep you around to spice up their sex life.What the FUCK is wrong with Japanese devs
>>736147163>cuck game has a cuck endWhat a shocker.
>>736147163>He ignored the smileIt's on you at this point
>>736150054
>>736151649wharra self expose
>>736147163>crackedsomeone explain to me what's up with these zoomerisms, there's already plenty ways of describe the same action but for some reason they still have to have "their own", is it another case of zoomers having to play around language filters in social media
It's not just the same map and same engine, it's the exact same fucking plot too>After a millennia, Ganon has awakened>An Ancient, Advanced race that fought ganon in ancient times has left their technology scattered about, you have the special ability to utilize it to its fullest potential>you are given most of these abilities in the tutorial, unlocking quality of life ones later>Ganons forces have also co-opted some of it, though>In an act of self-sacrifice, Zelda has been indisposed for an inordinately long time in an effort to help stop Ganon>(optional) You most travel all over the map to collect Zelda's memories to piece together what happened>(Optional) you must travel to the realms of the Zora, Gorons, Rito, and Gerudo to help them with a problem and acquire a special power from one of their long dead Champions who fought Ganon long ago>(Optional, some fucking how) you lost The Master Sword and you have to find it>People eat it the fuck upHow did they get away with this? What are the odds the next game in the series uses this plot again?
>>736195441I cannot refute this someone else do it for me
The story of the overworld is only slightly better than Crimson Desert, but the gameplay is far worse. Idk how anyone sucks TOTKs dick
>>736195441This but steam charts.
>>736191394Don't forget, Ganon's influence leaves a tangible, life-sucking substance named after a negative emotion.
>>736191394so who was keeping the slop away from zelda? clearly not miyamoto and clearly not aonuma
>Create the hottest playable character in your (gacha) game>Just to exist only as a April fools joke and not a permanent unitI'm mad, actually.
Best April fools yet? 4>1>2>3 is my ranking
>>736165679are her breasts supposed to be body paint? I can't tell if this is what they were going for or not
>>736165679>>Create the hottest playable character in your (gacha) gameBut Bready was created a year ago! Speaking of which, we're just about due for another BBN (Big Beautiful Nikke) I uninstalled months ago and that'll be the only thing to get me to come back.
>>736201268Yes, she paints herself the suit
This brat>>736201268>are her breasts supposed to be body paint?yes
Going for a simple build anon, who's best for a pure Warrior?
>>736200035As opposed to a group's POW, retard.
>>736199663Is Berserk really that good? I kinda never really used it since the -100 Agility didn't seem worth it.
>>736200731
>>736192741Your damage is actually capped at 100 Strength in Oblivion making Berserk much less attractive. Orcs have penalties to Agility and Speed that Nords don't, two stats that are actually important for pure melee. Go with Nord.>>736200743In Morrowind Strength can increase damage past 100 Strength, you also get massive +Attack. This means Orcs basically have 100% accuracy in Berserk in Morrowind. It's really good. Orcs in Morrowind also have a higher hidden Weight value than any other race, meaning they will always be naturally faster than everyone else. I'm surprised more people don't talk about this because it's really easy to notice. They feel fast even at their default 30 speed.
>>736201125Weight speed is invalidated by putzing with your GMSTs which should be done be encumbrance mechanics are kinda shitty but mostly because there's believably an abstraction that all the shit you collect is not carried on your person while you are doing things.
CURRENT BLAST STATUS: HAVING
soon
>>736198847All fighters are homoerotic while all mages are fags
>>736198690Things like this make me less critical of DD2. When I first played DD1 I did wonder about the slates, but I've been through it so many times now that I just see them as progression mechanics.
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>>736200972Why must Cyclopes be relentlessly bullied?
>GOTY just dropped>not a single thread about itLook, I know /v/ is full of posers with shit taste, but can you guys talk about a good game for once? Pretty please?
>>736199869COWARDS
>>736199925>>736196592>>736196807looks like absolute shit. nobody cares about your garbage game, go back to r*ddit
MIO is my metroidvania GOTY and I havent even played it because I know itll be so good that Im scared I wont play any good videogame for a long time if I play it. The patches have been encouraging in the sense that they havent betrayed their design principles and made the game easier or more convenient, and changed any of the shortcuts or the healing system. So they've earned my trust. Honestly I could buy the game now, and now that I think about it, I likely will.As for Grime 2. Before I played the MIO demo and realized that it would surpass Hollow Knight for me. I was actually very excited for Grime 2 infact i was one of the few people who made threads for it before it came out.The problem is...the demo didn't impress me as much. One of the underrated aspects of Grime 1. Was 1: The Map system 2: The platforming was actually pretty cool and interesting. 3: Fast Travel system wasnt designed for convenience.Im pretty sure in the sequel you can just teleport anywhere now, which almost by definition destroys meaningful exploration (almost). So all thats left is the combat and platforming to hold my interest...the combat was fine for what I played. And the platforming didnt get any interesting by the end of the demo.So my worry is that Grime 2 will have the same problem as Grime 1, which is that the platforming to diversify the gameplay (and make it more than generic metroidvanias which often forget that theyre platforms and put the littlest effort into creating interesting platforming) becomes interesting and more frequent fairly late in the game, and largely in optional dlc additions.So now my last hope is Aeterna Lucis. I liked Aeterna Noctis. A lot actually but the game goes on for waaay too long to hold onto how one dimensional (even if fun and challenging) the platforming remains, among other typical metroidvania world design problems, dont even get me started, its not just the fast travel thats the problem in that game.
>>736200650this.
literal Jewish gamefuck off nigga we're not interested
What game is this from?
Timesplitters
>get new phone >Nothing but cancer capctha
>>736170787>t. erf
>>736184716An omnipotent robot that hates humanity is already safe "edgy" when the majority openly espouse rhetoric by people with a disregard for humanity and its structures.
Yay, I actually knew a character!
"we respect the source material" starter packAt least 60% of the girlbossing in these movies is completely unnecessary and just makes it more boring. There are like 10 minutes of Peach doing the exact same thing as Mario just to show that she can do what a man can do instead of having her do her own thing with her own subplot (ideally one without action so the pacing can breathe a bit)
>>736201054>it's trueThen why say shit like "incel rage" and label someone who's merely stating facts? While dumping your pedo folder
This does not deserve to be called a Mario movie. Mario is barely in it.
I really like it and while I can agree the pacing was really fast, I was crying tears of joy when I saw the SS Dolphin with the pikmin, Samus' ship and Fox McCloud all in the same time span.
>>736201181>Then why say shit like "incel rage"Idk, why do people say that the sky is blue?
>>736200980It's not, you're just conflating soviet style state socialism with all communism. It's the narrative american power/capital has been pushing our whole lives to protect itself.
Surely you can solve this Captcha
>>736200327idk I'd still get a little confused if there were a lot of different options
>>736194043That's actually kinda funny.
>>736193764that's jane kagura
>>736200837Tanlines
Who's this?>>736200737I picked the opposite 3 and failed.
>The Switch 2 launch boosted third-party game sales by over 75%, adding $1 billion in revenue.> With Sony and Microsoft raising prices of their consoles to astronomical heights, developers and publishers could now be eyeing the Switch 2 as a more viable platform because it's much more accessible than those of Nintendo's competitors.Seems like Nintendo will keep holding back the gaming industry now.
>>736200913>>736200997Imagine if it was on Switch 2
>>736200913>3 billion budgetimpressive... imagine how many saars they have hired
>>736201035anon, they're having issues with Starfield...
>>736201093Rockstar didn't make slopfield
>>736201093>Bethesda game is a mess to optimizeYou don't fucking say
What causes this mentality?
>jrpg:|>jrpg, france:O
>>736200780>he grew up and now he resents the chads in arrested developmentLiterally a skill issue. No one told you to drown your inner child in pretense of adulting
>>736201005i think you meant>jrpg, france:{O
>>736197905Just say you don't have taste.
>>736201151I'm perfectly capable of watching old kids' anime. Persona is just super low-test as a franchise. It appeals to men who like fashion and gossip.
>power armor created by bird aliens>has noticeable thrusters on the back>can't flyQue? And no, the Space Jump doesn't count.
I love Samus's birdlike traits, I want to feed her pistachios
>>736200420>>736200810Here, have this. >>736196239When they make the Evil Samus spinoff game.
>>736200420>birdlike traitsLike anal pregnancy
FEATHER PUBES
>Rosalina's story book EXPLICITLY states she has a younger BROTHER>Peach and Rosalina are siblings Oh no!
>>736200483So that's what Bowser is obsessed with.
>>736200483kek Tendies are faggots
>>736200950>futa makes snoys seetheGood to know.
>>736201085>FutaPeach is a MTF TRANS WOMAN
>>736201085Come out of the closet, Tom. You have to come out.
