What did Square-Enix mean by this?
For an april fools' joke, I think this one was alright. It was better than the DOGE one at least.
>>736197702this event fucking sucks
>>736197702I'm not a furry but would
>captcha shows me chen>type chen>failedFaggots
>>736209068the chen picture asks for a caption, not who the character is
I've been asked to identify Kobeni four times. Did they only make like 20 of these?
I DID IT!!!
>>736208819the chocobo race was cancer and made me hate birds forever
Bikanel Island is pretty comfy despite the fuckhuge sand worms and shitty cactuars trolling you and Al Bh*ds
>>736208954The beautiful CGI did really sell me into it, it's kind of a shame the in game version can't do it justice.
>>736208963You just know some Square developer was laughing his ass off when he made that minigame. There's no way they thought it was any fun.
>>736208779Nah that’s one of the worst parts of ffx. Its way too hard, even with a guide.
Look how they massacred my girl
>>736195598Why is she so fucking flat chested???
>>736195598Gross, looks like a Temu Pixar character
>>736208985ew
>>736197536Great, it's Epic Sassy Girlboss who one-shots everyone #3.
>>736195598>gonna gurlboss so fricking hard!>watch my backstory on how I soloed the entire cast of enemies from Land 1 with just my sheer badassness Letting millenials on the writers chair was the movie industry signing its death warrant and why there hasnt been one good film in more than a decade.
How excited are you? they're working on Crimson Desert for Switch 2, it will finally be worth playing now.
>>736209109Not buying a switch 2 until they put out the version with double battery life and a screen that isn't shit
If you’re caught buying this, you should be put on a watchlist
>>736207961I hate the new astroturfed chainsaw man acronym. Especially since, like many newspeaks, you can see obviously evil intentions. Now it is just "sexual abuse" and "material". This creates an overly vague definition where fags can apply it to fictional stuff for being "material", record you giving your daughter a pat on the butt and call it "sexual abuse", brainstorm new things to broaden this term even further, and more insanity. Even worse because this still goes outside the bounds of the law, these guys seem only capable of focusing on actually legal shit like the sibling who tries to punish when they feel like the parent isn't doing enough. Even even worse because while these faggots are evil, they likely just adopted this newspeak out of cowardice. Because it contains less scary words and they also have some retarded mass hysteria where they now believe every social media platform has TikTok tier censorship.
>>736208348Of course it is. This is exactly why i hate this term.
>>736151901Sankaku
>>736124992no one heres gonna play it lmao
>>736209072Sorry soiteen but you're wrong
who?
>>736206519Pretty incredible that he didn't get doxxed considering everything. We dont even know if he's alive or not.
>>736206519Who is this old man?
>>736206519Just somebody that we used to know.
>>736206519Julius Caesar
>>736209237
>best racing game ever made>no sequel after 23 years
>>736207006what's this mental illness called? it's the same thing the idiots at capcom suffer from with monster hunter
>>736206551nintendo only ever saw f-zero as a tech demo game, "look how fast we can make the hardware run", the only exceptions to this were GX (was made by sega and part of a nintendo/sega/namco arcade deal) and that one gba game that's an anime tie-innintendo hasn't cared about impressive hardware in 20 years, so they have nothing to show off with a new f-zero game and they have no real reason to make one when mario kart has always sold more, has more mainstream appeal to nintendos intended audience, and is easier to make
>>736207309It's the fate of every series that goes on for too long. They play it safe so they don't really innovate on the core but slap on a shitty gimmick so they can market it as not just "more of the same".
a lot of the race tracks were actually ugly
>>736208740when you put it like that, i'm willing to put up with dumb gimmicks because it's better than a lack of new games.but then there's ongoing games like mmorpgs that often don't change the gameplay at all and only add something minor like a class, and by thus logic the fanbase would evaporate but it doesn't. i can't help but feel the need for gimmicks is a fallacy
Anons, this is insane. I don't think anyone else on the internet knows about this. Cave story doesn't have any cheats or secrets. But I tried that Konami code and it ACTUALLY does something. If you do it before the final misery fight, it teleports you back to the start cave, but there's no enemies and it looks endless. Maybe someone else will see if it ends before I do.
>all of the scenes of Yoshi doing his entire shtick were in the trailersOut of spite, April Fools /v/ore thread. Post your favorite vidya /v/ore animations.I like this one from YNI when you catch a big shy guy.
>>736208532RL Endoscopy is hot, however.
>>736207947>Can't think of any other games that have you store items in your gut like that.Funny enough, there's a prototype of the 3DO Gex game that had that.
>>736209125Their guts are corrugated
>>736165539haha
>>736206106https://youtu.be/41kIXAp0vOg
Nothing personal, kid
>>736202615Learn how to write brot. Argie
k but how is he not a cuck for nippers by doing it in japanses instead of english?he's giving off the ick
List less complex works of art that could be translated due to being inferior to undertaleThe IliadThe OdysseyThe Divine ComedyThe AeneidThe Epic of GilgameshBeowulfThe MahabharataThe RamayanaThe Tale of GenjiOedipus RexThe Metamorphoses (Ovid)The BibleThe QuranThe TalmudComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>736199038If you don't speak English, or if you unironically like Undersludge/Deltatroon, then consider yourself a non-participant in society.
Just a reminder that the russian chads from miside got dubs in multiple language working from a baseman while running of getting drafted
What will the third movie even be about? They don't have any other Mario games to reference
>>736204059That's what I was wondering when I thought they were going to do a somewhat faithful adaptation of Galaxy, but they literally just shoehorned the entire series into this movie like they weren't going to make another one. Wtf was their problem?
>>736209041oh, and also:>they avoided the 'Mario is Jealous' cliche when he met Fox.
>>736209186>>/lgbt/Is more your speed
>>736195791waluigi is killed five minutes into the movie
bonk
Something is bugging me today and can't quite put my stinger on it
>>736208802DELETE THIS
>>736198778That is the last thing that you see before she lays her eggs inside of you.
>>736199973why is it so big
>>736167350>picAbout time I came across a Bretta/Beretta joke.
>>736209192Because I am attracted to big ladies.
which predatory mechanic is the worst?
>>736208808shit i did not know anon, i fixed it
>>736206846Personal favorite is when the dlc fucks with the main game somehow (spell or item or build changes) that you’d already purchased making it nearly unplayable, but the servers are still active because tons of people can’t buy the dlc and just keep gaming in the old expansion lol. And this is like the poverty entertainment, wait until you hear what they did to your mom’s butthole. Yeah this worlds somewhere between “complete embarrassment” and “kill god and send him to the shadow realm”
Gambling in any form that involves real money is inherently degenerate.DLC is the least bad because it's only predatory by choice. Once in a while a game will get a proper expansion pack, that is perfectly fine even if most DLCs are just MTX slop.
>>736208975Gambling is one of my highest sources of income. It’s pretty easy, you just need to bet higher if you’re struggling. That way you win a lot more.
>>736203609I'd swap gacha and the battle passlootboxes were genuinely cancer
Why is this bitch so popular? She literally has no personality
>>736207618She has a huge futacock
>>736207618She has a fat and delicious schlong.
>>736207618Mommyfags,Giantessfags and Futafags
>>736208068>>736208114>>736208328Sorry, anons. Peach has the cock, as according to the movie: She is MTF.
>>736207618Unironically Jews@grok, turn Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy into a happy merchant variant
>One ticket to The Super Mario Galaxy movie please.
this man is thick
>>736208658Don't do it Doppo!
everything about this man was thick
Move over Korea, America is back to reclaim FMV games.https://store.steampowered.com/app/4093270/Dreams_and_Desires
alright boys who's your ideal roster
>>736208439based
>>736208391I'm guessing pornstars are somewhat recognizable for the sad loner crowd (who are the primary audience for this shit) and pornstars probably take a quarter of their usual pay if they don't actually have to fuck anyone.
>>736208668Angela WhiteChloe SurrealNatasha NiceAngie FaithLauren Philips
>>736208668Me + you're mom lmao
What's your opinion on devs letting streamers influence and make decisions regarding game balance?
It's a tough position where of fucking course you ask the guys who played 10,000 hours of your game when the rest of the world moved on from it, but it's also a very small sample size of maniacs with likely no dissenting voices to reign in their most outrageous ideas. The entire community is divided enough on stuff like Enigma and when you can only ask several of your most dedicated content creators, you're basically flipping a coin and letting 4 yes vs. 3 no determine what millions of players will have to put up with. Secret playtesting of an expansion that hadn't been announced was one thing. Now that the cat is out of the bag, they need community polls and more public test servers instead of just shadowdropping what they've been working on.
i don't think developers should care at all about what any player thinks
good way to ruin a game
>>736204982I remember watching this guy do Diablo 2 speedruns like ten years ago. Didn't even know he was still making content honestly.
>>736204982He is a disaster to d2r, even ginger or that french guy have objectively superior knowledge and arguments what to change or rebalance certainly NOT him
So how do you genuinely get into these bullet hell games? Never played one before where do you start?
>>736204456make sure to get thcrap, it's an english patcher for every touhou game
>>736202460 >telling a newfag to start with 11 and 15 are you actually trying to filter him on purpose? SA and LoLK are the two games most likely to make a beginner uninstall after stage 3. 15 on legacy mode is straight up sadistic if you don’t even understand routing or resource management yet.6 is fine, 7 or 8 are way comfier starting points. 13 is baby’s first 1cc so that one’s fair. But saying “anything else isn’t worth playing” when PCB and Imperishable Night exist is bait-tier take.Let the guy learn to stream before you throw him into UFO hell or Junko simulator.
>>736202239The mainline Touhou games all suck, so you can't get into them. I'd start at Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, the first bullet hell, and just play them in order.
Are you trying to bait the cp guy on purpose
>>736202424pretty much the classic pipeline lol. “just bomb through it” is basically Touhou 101 whether people admit it or not. EoSD’s a solid start but man, jumping straight to Lunatic with thprac is where the real brain rot begins. nothing like convincing yourself you’re improving while you’re just optimizing panic bombs
I don't think this would happen.
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>>736207614your ex was a horse bro
>>736207740She did have a long face, yeah
>>736207614>>736207740I wish i had an umamusume GF...
>>736180918>assholes smell fucking AWFUL>so you should become gay!lmao hetrocope
