Something is bugging me today and can't quite put my stinger on it
>>736198778That is the last thing that you see before she lays her eggs inside of you.
>>736199973why is it so big
>>736167350>picAbout time I came across a Bretta/Beretta joke.
>>736209192Because I am attracted to big ladies.
>>736169187>My queen, Heracross plots your demise...
Move over Korea, America is back to reclaim FMV games.https://store.steampowered.com/app/4093270/Dreams_and_Desires
>>736208668Me + you're mom lmao
>>736197110most of this whores are working in the porn industry and casted by indian favorite adult web site "Blacked"
>>736208668Daisy TaylorLianna LawsonChanel SantiniNatalie Mars
>>736209070>Based>Based>Cringe>Based>BasedCould have been better but you are mostly alright
>>736209489How is she cringe? I think she's incredibly hot
>kill rat>it drops greatswordso why wasn't the rat using that sword when it attacked me? was it stupid?
>kill rat>3 billion more in the tideKruk. By Vallahya, I hate raki, almost as much as I hate E*gi
>>736204061he's not strong enough to carry the sword
>>736204428i'll just pass it off as a lack of communication
>>736205420You're thinking of Miatamoto. Mitsubishi is the motorcycle company.
Giant rats are unrealis--
Just finished this game. Let's talk about it.
For this DLC, all my solutions were super low-cost, high cycle, with compact use of tracks. That way I was immersed in the setting of being an independent alchemist strapped for cash.
>>736168119>just passing the excess offscreenyou literally did not solve it
>>736173759my brainlet conception was that the double arm grabber was only for complex synchronous multitasking so I never used it. Now I see it can be used just to decrease the time to reset after a cycle.
>>736209220Hey it's better cycles than mine bud
>>736159729Is the new DLC worth it, or are all the puzzles too autistic and complicated?
I'm going to Mewgenics!
jeanette jennings talking to sander
>>736209389man, beanies makes a lot of threats
>>736203764Me sitting on the couch (I’m not guillotina)
>>736209379None of those are my cup of tea. Give me a Gambit, Dybbuk or T-Rex plush and I'll consider it
>>736209389Sex with Beanies
Gen 7 had the best pokegirls.
>>736155372best gen for oyakadon
>>736188227I feel like he could be a bit more muscular considering he's a fisherman
>>736171959She’s not menopausal
>>736185825This can't stand prefect flat women being boobtify
>>736190436worst pain ever
What causes this mentality?
>>736208616Resource management is fun. If you do it like in the webm you're going to run out of sp quickly.Sure eventually you can just oneshot everything with crit build or having enough invigorate to invalidate sp cost, but getting there is also fun by itself.Also every video game is about doing one repetitive task over and over, it's not unique to turn based rpgs.
>>736194949That didn't happen
>>736194949It's actually just racism, but because it's towards Japan it's Okay™ for leftists.
>>736209392I hate japslop more than any faggot leftist.
P5 is one of the most normalfaggot games to ever exist, I don't get it.Probably right next to Reddit Ring in terms of entry level shit for a shit series.
>The Switch 2 launch boosted third-party game sales by over 75%, adding $1 billion in revenue.> With Sony and Microsoft raising prices of their consoles to astronomical heights, developers and publishers could now be eyeing the Switch 2 as a more viable platform because it's much more accessible than those of Nintendo's competitors.Seems like Nintendo will keep holding back the gaming industry now.
>>736205868How are Kirby air riders, prime 4 and bananza not first party?
>>736205905>12th time GC collection, 3DS remake and what else?
>>736209213Don't bother anon they're just going to say "IT DOESNT COUNT"
>>736209213>>736209361by this logic this means that astro bot, gran turismo 7, and ghost of yotei count as games for ps5, so ps5 has games?
>>736189141I do>98% of my personal Switch 1 & 2 library is made up of third-partiesand I'll be buying more of them in the future like >>736189178 said but also the second volume of the MGS Collection, Denshattack, Granblue Fantasy Relink Endless Ragnarok, the Goemon Collection, Digimon Time Stranger, etc.
This is a great game, isn't it?
>>736207723Some of it is brilliant, but you have to go digging through a lot of cruft to get to it. Also, I hate that 1up song and what it did to Pauline's character as a whole. Still, miles better than fucking 3D World for sure.
>>736208083100%
>>736207723not really
>>736207723It is a great game, and so is Donkey Kong Bananza because it has Mario's daughter.
>>736207723the zoomer equivalent of 64
did you buy it.or pirate it?
>>736201334>Twin stickWhat the hell were they thinking with this? It serves zero purpose.
>>7362003630 chance I'm buying this at that price with a multiplayer that dead.>>736207486Apparently you can map both sticks into one and it's not only playable but better.
>>736208103>Apparently you can map both sticks into one and it's not only playable but better.Unironically?
>open MP>sit at MP menu 4 mins>actually connectwell I mean it’s dead but that’s not the longest I’ve->only connected with one other dude>he leaves immediately>countdown to race reaches 0>”sorry one or more of the opponents left”welpat least the time trial stuff has pseudo-online
>>736208939brutal
John Tarmac
>>736170550
>>736170115HP Lovecraft!
Dan House-r
>>736189020
Toby Box
Happy 9th anniversary Blue Reflection! It's been 9 years since the release of the original game in Japan.
>>736206803She deserves it, Kirara is great.
>>736206493I like Mio.
Looking at those two reflector designs, Amiru really is endowed. I guess her uniform hides very well how large her chest is.
i had 3 shots of vodkawhat VIDEO GAME should i playi have a nintendo switch 2 and a steam decki also do have a ps4 but i don't feel like starting gravity rush even though i bought it years agoi don't want to sit at my desk anymorei just want to lie in bed and play games with my dakimakura next to meanyway what do i PLAY
>>736208635>I have a Nintendo switch Finish the rest of the bottle and then have another to wash it down
>>736208635Team Fortress 2
Do people actually play while being drunk? I guess 3 shots of vodka isn't that much but still. Watch a movie or something
>>736209040> five foot ten inches
>>736209040How can you still be so sensitive at 28?He's saying that 3 shots of vodka isn't that much. Which I happen to agree.If you're typing in full sentences then you're not drunk enough. Drink more and go with the flow.Turn off your computer, sit in bed with your Switch 2 or your Steam Deck and just boot something up. I'll make it even easier, boot up the 4th game in your library. Doesn't matter if you don't think you're feeling it, just do it.
Anons, this is insane. I don't think anyone else on the internet knows about this. Cave story doesn't have any cheats or secrets. But I tried that Konami code and it ACTUALLY does something. If you do it before the final misery fight, it teleports you back to the start cave, but there's no enemies and it looks endless. Maybe someone else will see if it ends before I do.
my brother found out about this before you did
something something peak
>>736191606why did anon delete it, bros? what makes someone zesty? are these scouts zesty? am i zesty? are you zesty? what does it mean!?
>>736206210
>>736171286>>736165909Parka version, we need to start supporting our Parka Scouts.
>>736186667anyone got a catbox to all the vince scout portraits? i dont think i ever saved them
>>736207894ctrl+f "love you all"https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/734912157/#734949713
Not even Miyamoto considers video games to be art
>>736206681>Mario is Fire!>um, Luigi is, uh, Lightning.It's kinda silly
>>736206791I liked that...
>>736200998I'd rather have Chris Pratt over that he/him sandnigger to be honest.
>>736200287Miyamoto is another boomer who refuses to let go and let fresh blood take control. Hence why we got the abysmal garbage heap that is the galaxy movie and not one good mario game since 64
>>736200287Miyamoto's influence as a developer has long since waned, and now he's trying to mask the shame by acting as though his legacy was just a means to an end, and that theme parks and movies were what he REALLY wanted to do all along. Disney had the same coping mechanism when he got 'tired' of animation and focused on theme parks and trains.
>all of the scenes of Yoshi doing his entire shtick were in the trailersOut of spite, April Fools /v/ore thread. Post your favorite vidya /v/ore animations.I like this one from YNI when you catch a big shy guy.
>>736165539haha
>>736206106https://youtu.be/41kIXAp0vOg
Where the fuck are the endoscopy games anyways
>>736198071well i make fun of vore fandom either way because they are retarded
imagine how wide and gaping his asshole is every time he lays an egg
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4249150/Breath_of_Fire_IV/https://store.steampowered.com/app/4249150/Breath_of_Fire_IV/https://store.steampowered.com/app/4249150/Breath_of_Fire_IV/HOLYKINO!!!!!
>>736202472Is it worth buying or not?
>>736209124No
>>736202472But I haven't played 1-3.
>>736203215Can you turn off this retarded filter? I'd like to see clean pixels
>>736209185That's fine, 4 is set before 1.
who?
>>736206519Who is this old man?
>>736206519Just somebody that we used to know.
>>736206519Julius Caesar
>>736209237
So... is it gone
For an april fools' joke, I think this one was alright. It was better than the DOGE one at least.
>captcha shows me chen>type chen>failedFaggots
>>736209068the chen picture asks for a caption, not who the character is
I've been asked to identify Kobeni four times. Did they only make like 20 of these?
>catpcha shows schrödinger>type schrödinger>failedwtf
>>736197702It gets a chuckle out of me most times, biggest complaint is that I wish it was just a smidge more responsive in saying you got it wrong instead of just waiting until you click post to find out you gotta do the normal captcha.Kinda nice to have a small one this year.
