Something is bugging me today and can't quite put my stinger on it
>>736208802DELETE THIS
>>736198778That is the last thing that you see before she lays her eggs inside of you.
>>736199973why is it so big
>>736167350>picAbout time I came across a Bretta/Beretta joke.
>>736209192Because I am attracted to big ladies.
which predatory mechanic is the worst?
>>736208808shit i did not know anon, i fixed it
>>736206846Personal favorite is when the dlc fucks with the main game somehow (spell or item or build changes) that you’d already purchased making it nearly unplayable, but the servers are still active because tons of people can’t buy the dlc and just keep gaming in the old expansion lol. And this is like the poverty entertainment, wait until you hear what they did to your mom’s butthole. Yeah this worlds somewhere between “complete embarrassment” and “kill god and send him to the shadow realm”
Gambling in any form that involves real money is inherently degenerate.DLC is the least bad because it's only predatory by choice. Once in a while a game will get a proper expansion pack, that is perfectly fine even if most DLCs are just MTX slop.
>>736208975Gambling is one of my highest sources of income. It’s pretty easy, you just need to bet higher if you’re struggling. That way you win a lot more.
>>736203609I'd swap gacha and the battle passlootboxes were genuinely cancer
Why is this bitch so popular? She literally has no personality
>>736207618She has a huge futacock
>>736207618She has a fat and delicious schlong.
>>736207618Mommyfags,Giantessfags and Futafags
>>736208068>>736208114>>736208328Sorry, anons. Peach has the cock, as according to the movie: She is MTF.
>>736207618Unironically Jews@grok, turn Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy into a happy merchant variant
>One ticket to The Super Mario Galaxy movie please.
this man is thick
>>736208658Don't do it Doppo!
everything about this man was thick
Move over Korea, America is back to reclaim FMV games.https://store.steampowered.com/app/4093270/Dreams_and_Desires
alright boys who's your ideal roster
>>736208439based
>>736208391I'm guessing pornstars are somewhat recognizable for the sad loner crowd (who are the primary audience for this shit) and pornstars probably take a quarter of their usual pay if they don't actually have to fuck anyone.
>>736208668Angela WhiteChloe SurrealNatasha NiceAngie FaithLauren Philips
>>736208668Me + you're mom lmao
What's your opinion on devs letting streamers influence and make decisions regarding game balance?
It's a tough position where of fucking course you ask the guys who played 10,000 hours of your game when the rest of the world moved on from it, but it's also a very small sample size of maniacs with likely no dissenting voices to reign in their most outrageous ideas. The entire community is divided enough on stuff like Enigma and when you can only ask several of your most dedicated content creators, you're basically flipping a coin and letting 4 yes vs. 3 no determine what millions of players will have to put up with. Secret playtesting of an expansion that hadn't been announced was one thing. Now that the cat is out of the bag, they need community polls and more public test servers instead of just shadowdropping what they've been working on.
i don't think developers should care at all about what any player thinks
good way to ruin a game
>>736204982I remember watching this guy do Diablo 2 speedruns like ten years ago. Didn't even know he was still making content honestly.
>>736204982He is a disaster to d2r, even ginger or that french guy have objectively superior knowledge and arguments what to change or rebalance certainly NOT him
I'm going to Mewgenics!
So I got to the Steven ending is there another ending, like maybe going for 100% or smth? or is this it until DLC? Since everyone was talking about a time loop I kind of expected there being more stuff to be revealed. Apart from The protagonist being Maggy
>>736202458>non-steam>ue5slopjust why
>get a really cool setup with suicide bombing squirrels on druid>even mage is okay in the party with magic missile and doublecasting every third spell>Tinkerer rolled the Research + Hone god combo>Am hyped for my first foray into the Infinite>Somehow fuck up Ice Age and barely get out of Lord Bunga with one cat surviving>head back because I didn't want to lose all my good itemsThe game's been sending me to the Future so much that I forgot the bullshit of Ice Age. I guess if my crew wasn't strong enough for that then it wasn't strong enough for the final area.
>>736202458hell pie was the ultimate edmund wannabe poser game and somehow giving them the meat boy IP made it even worse
>>736209202Sounds like it was strong enough desu, what was fucking you up in Ice Age? I think it's easier than Future by far.
So how do you genuinely get into these bullet hell games? Never played one before where do you start?
>>736204456make sure to get thcrap, it's an english patcher for every touhou game
>>736202460 >telling a newfag to start with 11 and 15 are you actually trying to filter him on purpose? SA and LoLK are the two games most likely to make a beginner uninstall after stage 3. 15 on legacy mode is straight up sadistic if you don’t even understand routing or resource management yet.6 is fine, 7 or 8 are way comfier starting points. 13 is baby’s first 1cc so that one’s fair. But saying “anything else isn’t worth playing” when PCB and Imperishable Night exist is bait-tier take.Let the guy learn to stream before you throw him into UFO hell or Junko simulator.
>>736202239The mainline Touhou games all suck, so you can't get into them. I'd start at Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, the first bullet hell, and just play them in order.
Are you trying to bait the cp guy on purpose
>>736202424pretty much the classic pipeline lol. “just bomb through it” is basically Touhou 101 whether people admit it or not. EoSD’s a solid start but man, jumping straight to Lunatic with thprac is where the real brain rot begins. nothing like convincing yourself you’re improving while you’re just optimizing panic bombs
I don't think this would happen.
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>>736207614your ex was a horse bro
>>736207740She did have a long face, yeah
>>736207614>>736207740I wish i had an umamusume GF...
>>736180918>assholes smell fucking AWFUL>so you should become gay!lmao hetrocope
April Fools "No Subliminals" edition
Moar like schizo-frenia
>>736208825You are obnoxious.
>>736208896Humble brag.
>>736209146Get help soon.
>>736209205Go cry to Jesus.
Gen 7 had the best pokegirls.
>>736155372best gen for oyakadon
>>736188227I feel like he could be a bit more muscular considering he's a fisherman
>>736171959She’s not menopausal
>>736185825This can't stand prefect flat women being boobtify
What is your favorite Prince of Persia game?
>>736209139First jordan Michchner sequel, SNES version.
I think the real implication of MGSV is that ocelot brainwashed a comatosed big boss into thinking he's a faceless nobody and not the real big boss, to groom him into being the perfect blank slate to mold into the successor of the boss's (his mother's) will. By making it seem like the "real" big boss fucked off somewhere with a new identity, "venom snake" is left with no identity aside from being "big boss". He becomes a true symbol that the world can unite under: the best soldier in the world, a faceless nobody. It perpetuates the war economy by justifying soldiers: anyone can become big boss.The real ruse is that ocelot successfully brainwashed both *you* , and big boss, into thinking you weren't the "real" big boss. MGSV is big boss's internal battle as he tries to remember that he is the real one, and not a fake, and that there was actually nobody behind the drapery. He then convinced you you were on the other side of it. As told the first time around, Snake escaped from the hospital alone, but that also doesn't mean the truth tapes aren't real. The truth tapes exist, but must be read as the final layer to the lies. "Ishmael" is ocelot's brainwashing obfuscating how "snake" escaped from the hospital alone. Ahab and ishmael are the same person, the game is screaming this in your face through holding a mirror up to you three times and saying, in order1.) You are big boss (prologue)2.) You aren't big boss (truth)3.) You and your reflection (metaphorically representing the player and the protagonist) are big boss together (ending)Why would you trust a mission called "truth," in a game taking place in 1984? And why does it switch from night, to day when ocelot rescues "ishmael," to night again when he rescues "ahab?"Why does ishmael have the medic's face?The doublethink exists to hint towards this hidden brainwashing. Ocelot did this because snake rejected the boss's will in peace walker. He likely is the traitor who plotted the motherbase attack.
https://www.reddit.com/r/metalgearsolid/comments/879bjd/my_loose_theory_on_what_really_happened_in_v/This thread explains it better than I can in a 4chan word count. It is incredibly obvious once you realize this theme though. Why do you think OKB zero has diamond dogs logos? The whole thing is ocelot's playground. He controls all sides, and he's creating the true successor to the boss in this experiment.
>Fuck with me, and I'll cut your dick offThat's a pretty sexy little girl, Telltale.
>>736208787They made Clem hot for Season 3 to justify the player character simping for her even though he's only just met her.
>>736208787Clementine doesn't say that
>>736208787Based Walt Disney referencer.
Aerisu. This is how women act
>>736156014You're lucky.My last good memory is when a girl asked me what time it is.
>>736207606You're lucky, you have a memory of interacting with a girl. A real girl, not the modern equivalent of a troon.
>>736206926Terra wouldn't die to Sephiroth
>2 years>Still daily Aeris threads
>>736208873Terra wouldn't die to most characters, whether villain or protagonist.
Anyone else agree that Ada never liked Leon?
>>736208576yeah can't you see itcOmPlEtElY dIfFeReNt UnIvErSeS
>>736208576>Classics separately >Chronicles together>RE engine separatelyFucking kek. Who gives a flying fuck HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Listen you fucking retard, both Classics and Chronicles share the same files, lore, backstory, most of the design and layout of the environments and depiction of both characters and creatures. Yet in the RE engine EVERYTHING changes, The lore, the backstory, the layout of every single place on top of the fucking personality of every single character. It's a completely different universe. The Chronicles are basically a what-if version of the classics where the inly difference is that the main characters are now together. The RE engine remakes could very well be considered a completely different IP just by looking at them.
>>736209067>EVERYTHING changes, The lore, the backstoryDamn that's whackI liked when Leon was just a rookie starting his first day in RCPD.
>>736208718they won't use most of Wesker's spectacular linesjust like they did with Leon in RE4Rthey won't have the over the top actionthey won't have DC but the new guyto make it more Realistic™oh yeahand best Jill won't be there
>>736209147>Hitler used to drink waterCome the fuck on, anon.
John Tarmac
I still have mine.Kazuo Hairy
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>>736170115HP Lovecraft!
Dan House-r
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You should play this. You technically should have emulated it ages ago.
>>736201549I beat 1 then dropped 2 at some point, probably wasn't even halfway in.Maybe I'll give 3 and 4 a shot at some point, but the first two were so terribly mediocre that I find it hard to even want to bother.
>>736201847Man, this is so disappointing. I was actually hoping to see this game show up on PC again. But fucking Enigma of all things, really? And character sprites looks blurry as hell too, wtf...
>>736208675It's on GOG without DRMBoth versions are still censored though
>>736208907>Both versions are still censored thoughWhat, there's censorship on top of all this other bullshit?!
>>736209049Yes the original PS1 release was censored in English. It's only a few scenes, but one is pretty plot-important
April is the anniversary month of the Fire Emblem series.
binding blade... what's a bad unit that you love? I'm trying to spice up my next run
>>736209158projecting
>>736209175Sue.
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>>736209175None of the bad units in FE6 feel good to use, but I guess that's why they're bad units. Geese, I guess.
When does this game get good? I'm not having fun yet.
I bet you never used the other weapons and you exclusively play it clanging swords like sekiro
>>736209142how else would you even play this game otherwise
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