It’s literally horrible. It’s been out for like 10 years and hasn’t been improved at all. The armor sucks, the character customization is confusingly detailed yet everyone looks the same and the hair and beard options are trash. The AI is trash. The NPC clan banners were made by an actual retard. The banner customization is retarded yet you can “adjust” your upper lip a hair thinner. Warband was way better. You need mods for EVERYTHING in this game. The game is absolute trash without mods. And then when you get the mods the game crashes 400,000 times. This stupid game is way too grindy and the turkroach devs made probably a billion on it but haven’t bothered improving anything substantial. TLDR: FUCK BANNERLORD.
nah
>>730956416>Literal
>>730950465he actually meant closeted homosexuals barking at the moon but you can't say that part aloud.
>>730922576I dont care about this game at all
>>730960057as always kikes redefine the language to suit their needs. nobody is fucking afraid of faggots, the actual word is homotaedium. but oh so conveniently the word phobia was used.
You're right, I didn't care about the controversy. I cared about the astroturfers making sure at least ten ragebait threads were up on the catalog every hour with some variation of "you are mad and chud."I'm sure the game is fine - haven't even played the first one yet - but 2025 is pretty late to be doing the "I hate my audience" marketing technique.
Which way rhythm man
>>730956647>New GHActivision will never do it again after the disaster of GH Live and how incompetent Microsoft isThe closest thing you have now is Fortnite Festival, since Harmonix was bought by Epic Games
>>730954498yarg is like clone hero but based on rock band and supports microphoneshttps://yarg.in/
I want to go back to 200x playing GH3/world/metallica ect with my bros so bad...
>>730957832Based Mungyodance appreciator
Is there anything like a TapTap Revenge clone for mobile devices? I have fond memories playing it on my iPod Touch on the bus in high school.
which yugioh games are worth playing?
>>730961862This card goes crazy in life-gain Dinomorphia OTK.
>>730947287>Love this guy. Did you know he has over 2000 images under his tag on Danbooru alone? And as far as I can tell, it's all women sucking dicks. This guy is monomanically devoted to drawing anime girls performing fellatio. And he's good at it too.He has such a wide variety of tastes too, it's great
>>730959645Which card lets me do this?
>opponent plays past nearly all my interruptions, but can't clear my board due to diabellze>reveals habakiri, thinking he won>flip sinful spoils awakening and just fucking bounce all his gay snake cards back to hand>he already wasted his normal, both effects of mitsubishi ritual, and prayers>consneedsWhy the FUCK do people run morrian over this? It's more impactful and it also sets itself from the GY.
>>730962172
I want to get into Monster Hunter but I only want to play the games with soul no slop. Where do I start?
>>730960358Holy shit fish AI
>>730958513Google: Code Vein Two Hand Sword/Great Sword
>>730957515If it was your first game why did you even care that Palico's weren't in it, it's not like you could be let down by comparing it to a prior game
>>730943775I tried World with ZERO experience as to what the games were even like and I found it interesting, but my interest died when they just introduced high rank and the game just slapped me in the face that it was a super grindfest from there on out.I'm just not interested in the massive grind at my age, the game isn't suited for old timers like me.
>>730961531You only need to grind in MH if you're bad. I've cleared entire games only making one armor set per rank
it's up
two Styx games are free on Epic atm
>>730955306Is mommy coming back ?
>every time you get hit the game zooms into your character's face whilst he marvel quips >oiiee zoiiee right in the gobliniods! my goblin nads! my little green goblin gonads!!!!!yeah i'll pass
>>730955306can you play as girl goblin?
>>730958251She wasn't in the trailer
Who can we say is the one true main character of the Resident Evil verse?Warning: There is a correct answer here
Bayonetta.
>>730951979
>>730951979 Me after trying to parry her combo chain and getting juggled for 30 straight seconds.
>>730952629This better?
>>730951979>>730952057Not enough people draw her with an extremely hairy pussy. Her whole suit is literally hair.
>>730951979Good game can't wait for the sequel
Will there ever be another smash hit for the RTS Genre or is it doomed to be forever a niche.
no, normies dont like mouse and keyboard games
>>730961205There have been lots of RTS games for consoles, and some that were specifically made for consoles and designed around joystick controls, like Goblin Commander and such. Just copy those.
>>730961409those games such...
A new TALE, with chipmunk DALE, is sure to FAIL
Is this the greatest single player game ever created?
>>730957191What did he mean by this?
>>730953285No.
>>730957592>I couldn't even tell if any of them changed how your weapon looks or anything,Weapon looks are from skins, not what you equip. The equips are just for the passive effects and obviously the stats.
>>730953285No but it's the best open world collectathon game since AssC Odyssey
Victory for M and Eve
No Justin Roiland. No buy.
this is the new form of bulletin board marketingreverse psychologythis looks great and im 40 years oldthey do this color scheme to entice OLD RETARDS
The first game wasn't bad. I liked how it kind of felt like an old point and click adventure game in some ways. Everything's a silly character and weird moon logic shit is always happening, and there are a million jokes at the expense of specific people and specific businesses with only the bare minimum of distinction to qualify as parody. I actually laughed at the Applebees being based on a real floorplan, offering real menu items, and the only thing that marks it as a parody is the subtle addition of Saturn rings around the apple in the logo that you can't even see at a distance.
>>730957058Isn't that the shitty bowlbo or bip punchy or whatever the fuck?
>>730959150Bowlbo was a platformer concept Chris O'Neill contracted a shitty indie developer to help him make. They flaked out before long, and he lost interest in the idea. It's vaporware. Tough Bippy is a Beat 'em up/platformer hybrid in development by the former cohosts of OneyPlays. DingDong and Julian. (Who, yes, are in fact gay furries with weird fetishes, {Tuba vore, inflation, futa, hypermuscle, and a bunch of other shit.} that's not really relevant, but I know it'll be the next question asked) It's also basically vaporware, because they're career artists with next to zero technical skills bashing their heads against a project that was way too big and complicated for them to work on alone.As far as I know, Zach and Michael have only had voice acting roles in video games. Most notably in High On Life. Where Michael plays your knife, in the Bushworld Rick voice, naturally. And Zach plays one of two nearly identical, compliment seeking, door-operating creatures.Michael is confirmed to reprise his role, and it wouldn't be a surprise at all if Zach has a bigger role, now that he's the new Justin Roiland without the baggage.
They added Ralph Inneson and Ken Marino, but yeah.
There seemed to be some interest in the thread I posted yesterday so I'm posting again. I'd just like to discuss it more in a place that isn't the Mewgenics discord server (full of children).>What is Mewgenics? Mewgenics is a roguelike TRPG made by Edmund McMillen, creator of The Binding of Isaac and Super Meat Boy. You take cats on runs with events, battles and bosses, then take them home where you can breed them to make kittens that carry their attributes and abilities. It plays like XCOM and Into The Breach but with very deep roguelike elements. It has a similar run progression to Slay The Spire with branching paths and bosses at the end of each chapter. >When does it come out? It releases on the 10th of February. There is no preorder, but Edmund has stated the game will cost $29.99 and that there will be some release day discount.Resources: >Steam Pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/686060/Mewgenics/>Gameplay videoshttps://www.youtube.com/@EdmundMcMillenGamesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>730961117There is a balance, I can forgive a game's art if the gameplay is good enough
Weird comparison but does anyone remember a game called Massive Chalice? It was from like 2012 or so and was also a turn based tactics game where you passed on unit genetics over many generations. I remember liking the idea back then but thinking the game was low on variety and content. Mewgenics seems to be nothing but variety and crazy mechanical interactions so I'm looking forward to trying it
It's the only game on my pile of neverevers that will actually come out, so I'm hyped.
>>730961198The only game with genetic buffs I know of was Rogue Legacy
>>730957348i wish the game was more colored thoit looks too grayish
>4 cores 8 thread CPU
>8gb of ram
>32GB DDR3>Some oct core or something>590 or something>Windows 11>60hz 1080pI do not need more. Runs Age of Empires 2 just fine.
>there are anons in this board younger than the ps3
There are anons younger than the PS4You know it's true, OP
When the fuck did Ubisoft start making such huge DLC for Assassin's Creed games? There's like 30+ hours in Odyssey's DLC.
>>730956121Holy shit that armour is so fucking ugly
>>730955698At least they went all out with that one by giving yout three distinct moderately sized areas. The First Blade was just lazy, as much as I liked Darius.
>>730959205is that a fucking assassin in assassin's creed? jesus, I forgot how much odyssey has fuck ALL to do with the series.
>>730959205I think that one needed more interactivity based on where you were in the main game. Or at least if you finished it. It takes place at some nebulous point and just exists to secure the bloodline.
>>730955698Since 3.Tyranny of King Washington is around 6-8 hours minimum, 15ish if you 100% it.Then with Origins it started being more than 10 hours for everything.>The Hidden Ones was a 10 hour-ish epilogue but Curse of the Pharaohs was like 30+ hours.>Legacy of the First Blade was roughly 6-10 hours per episode.>Fate of Atlantis is roughly 10-15 hours per episode.>Wrath of the Druids is about 20ish hours.>Siege of Paris is around 18ish hours unless you want to 100%it, then enjoy the extra 10-20 hours of grinding the same mission over and over for rebel store points.>Dawn of Ragnarok is around 14ish hours if you're not 100%ing, 30-40 if you are.>Claws of Awaji is around 20 hours because you have to hunt down 6-10 targets from each person's side as Naoe and Yasuke before you can kill the main target. Once you beat it then you also unlock another dozen or so targets.
Is Fallout London worth playing?
>>730954748You'd think, but it is worse.While writing for individual characters can on occasion be better, the Narrative absolutely stinks.Firstly, there's no connecting theme. Each Fallout has had easily picked up themes, whether it's Old World Blues vs New World Hope, What defines human, etc. Fallout London's only seeming theme is "It's London, innit?" (And instead of actually introducing shit to people who have no idea of British Culture, it heavily assumes you know it when it comes to making important quest decisions, or understanding faction motivations.)When it comes to quest structure and faction choice, it's also worse than Fallout 4. By the time you hit the end of Act 2 in Fallout 4, you've been exposed to every faction you can make a choice with over the course of the main quest, generally getting an understanding of who they are and how they operate. Added to this, you can still find them earlier than their active main quest introduction, and for all except the institute, you can do quests and shit for them. And you can safely work for every faction for a while until they give you a hard choice.In London, you are only introduced to a faction moments before your hard choice. There's no quests for them before this point, and their deal is not explained to you in any regard, instead relying on your real-world idea of what these factions are to guide you.And also exploration is relatively shit. Whoever did woeld design has no idea how to handle shit like coloura or livhts fo guide a PC. That's when you can get into a place, though. Everything's locked behind main quest progression, and between the two quests that reward exploration, the one that actually fits with the absolutely shit theme of "It's London, innit" doesn't even award you as well as the one built around a series from America (Cthulhu Mythos).It's bad. It's so fucking bad.
>>730956915This is also not including my salt over stupid narrative decisions, like spoiling the main twist early for a fucking joke.
>>730954557I dropped it because of how long the load screens were. Genuinely worse than starfield in that regard.
>>730954557>try Fallout Londo>first NPC I see is an indian muslim dude in a turbannah lol
>>730960372kek, no waywhat is up the constant fascination with subhuman brownskin cultures in leftoid circles? why do they worship inferior cultures so much?
pitch your dream vidya
Survival slop but in ACTUAL city sized FULLY explorable city
>>730960049Project zomboid
>>730956754>>730959773Red Ninja is a stealth game but it sucks unfortunately.
>>730956586Ellen Joe from ZZZ simulator
a good fps cyberpunk video game
Pls be good.
can't get over what a lame title that is
>>730958576Aren't these toddler games?
>>730958576gonna be dilly dally kino
I'm sorry friends but I think it looks like, "kiddie slop".
Most yoshi games are functionality goodMaybe not boxoffice sellers but at least serviceable
Discuss Soulslikes and Souls games, including Code Vein 2I'm also playing through the Archthrones demo as of late. Quite rough in terms of enemy placement but otherwise fun
>>730953192>pre-er bosses are a joket. 50k hours across video gamesyou are the video games equivalent to the annoying snob who says people who read books for fun are anti-intellectual, bosses dont magically retroactively become easier because you have harder games todayornstein and smough are just as hard for a new player as they were 10 years ago. if video games are "too easy" then you should go pick up something actually difficultgo learn an instrument or a language, stop wasting your time and making shit worse for everyone else because your terminally unemployed ass cant let go of a game you played religiously in middleschool
>>730948771Just keep going in release order. PS3 versions are tolerable but if your PC is decent you definitely want to switch for PC moving forward. I recommend vanilla Dark Souls II over Scholar of the First Sin, personally. Also for Dark Souls 1, if you don't mind using mods, the original release with mods is a better way of experiencing the game for the first time, in my opinion. Remaster has the plug and play advantage, though, and it's decent enough. Just launch and play. Also actually runs better than PTDE modded.
>>730958542>you see anon, this piece of dogshit is better than the other pieces of dogshit because it dried a little in the sun, which makes it taste less rottendude, you are literally eating a turd from the ground
Soulslike I'm most excited for is Lords of the Fallen 2, the 2023 game was excellent, at least the 2.0 release. Liked it a lot more than Dark Souls 3 even.>>730948604I'm kind of worried about content bloat for this game. Still waiting for 1.0 but they keep adding more and more stuff. Pacing is important.Still really want to play it.
>>730959704>t. 50k hours across video gamesYes, but unironically since I'm 38 and have been playing vidya, and FROM's games, before you were even born.Souls bosses were never anything special, it took them all the way until ER and partly Sekiro to make somewhat difficult and well thought out fights, and before that it was barely one step above AC bossfights which were largely straight out bad, nevermind their other games like Otogi, ACE or whatever.>ornstein and smough are just as hard for a new player as they were 10 years agololLmao even>go learn an instrument or a languageAlready did, I'm fluent in four different languages because I live in Europe and worked in the tourism sector since I got out of college decades ago, I fail to see how this is related to FROM's bosses being jokes.You're still shit at simple videogames and should go back to the bucket with the rest of your fellow crabs, faggot.
