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How do I get a fallen angel to become my girlfriend?
>>41681981Dont do that, they will scorn you as you defiled a gift from god
>>41682105Wrong or lying
>>41681808chatgpt seem opposed to eroticizing supernatural beings
>>41682109Retard or shill
>>41682245Liar you are: why would a being that hates god be offended over defiling a "gift" from god, or even see it as a "gift" to begin with?
Spirit Love GeneralQueen EditionDISCLAIMER:Some have reported attracting the attention of these entities by simply reading about them. If you're a dabbler who just wants to see if it works or if your faith forbids copulating with demons, don't summon. If you're unprepared for a potentially lifelong relationship, or at the very least, a life-long open door connection with sexual spirits and the occult, avoid this topic entirely. If you have a loving relationship with your human spouse or partner and desire a sex spirit to spice things up, or if you want a human partner in the future take caution, as these entities can be jealous or decide an initially open relationship is no longer so (request an open relationship during the summoning ritual). These spirits can harm or kill you when sufficiently angered and not easily banished.Last thread: >>41648222Old threads: https://archive.4plebs.org/x/search/subject/%2Fsuccgen%2F/FAQ:>What are succubi?Female spirits of sexual desire, who often choose human mates. They can't be banished with holy objects>How to summon?The Letter Method is used to focus your intent into a message to one of the Four Succubus Queens, requesting that they match you with one of their daughters. No blood or soul sacrifice necessary. See links>Do they steal your life force?Succubi use sexual energy, which is released naturally during sex. Under normal circumstances they won't take your life energyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41681656How is that that you can’t read the link in the OP? What is it that stops you reading the link in the OP? I there a reason you can’t read the link in the OP? Do you read the link in the OP?
I want to summon a Succubus but I have a Tulpa already. I don't want any trouble between the two. AND how is this different? I already do the forbidden and have sex with her. Would I gain anything besides eternal damnation.
>>41682092Same thing.
>>41682092They'd probably fight.
>anons can see their succubi wives
how to kill demons?
>>41679357this
>>41675515Best post I've read in this thread so far.High Five anon.The following is from the Wikipedia article on Dracunculus (nematode):>The worms can reach a metre in length. If one simply pulls off the protruding head of the worm, the worm will break and leak high levels of foreign antigen which can lead to anaphylactic shock and fast death of the host. Hence it is important to remove the worm slowly (over a period of weeks). This is typically undertaken by winding the worm onto a stick (say, a matchstick), by a few centimetres each day.
You can't truly appreciate the Faith angle if you don't know what you're really dealing with.
>>41672901I sexually assaulted one and have been left alone since
Prayer is the best cure according to the desert fathers
Welcome to Divination General! Come here for readings and a discussion of theory/practice.Every method is welcome: Tarot, Runes, Cartomancy, Scrying, Pendulum, Cleromancy, I-Ching, Digital, Oracles, Tasseomancy, Necromancy, etc.>If you're NEW, please READ the STICKY:https://pastebin.com/G42HmsUs>Recommended /div/ links and books:https://pastebin.com/sAkg9cMz>MEGA with Divination Books:https://mega.nz/folder/Jp8gQD7Q#om_2lEm1GL0qPIpSrQgrvA>Guides made by some of our readers:•/div/ starter spreads:https://i.imgur.com/mxpu4MF.png•Thoth's tarot and rune guide:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ciFuMOVDIkA18d9Rw-Zkklgigx-Y4XzJkGVeMTYWcic/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41682220>>41682173You guys never got your girlfriend something different from what they wanted? Ever?
>>41682235I'm a woman, if my current bf got me a vibrator instead of what I actually want I'd probably consider dumping him
>>41682242Exactly.
>>41682235I got a bunch of different sex toys for my gf and she loved it. Bedroom activities. If a girl got mad I didnt get her exactly what she wanted then I would dump her on the spot
>>41682235No but a creep gave me one unwanted and I eventually had to go to court for a no-contact order against him hence it made me uncomfortable
Gnostics will tell you it is the information that gives you salvation, but it is faith. God is the fountain of life, and through sin we distance ourselves from it. Thats why everyone nowadays has so little personality and is slowly dying inside.So for about 1,5 years ive been looking into christianity now because my brain is a sponge for information.I decided to try it, mainly because i saw the faith others have that are way smarter than I. I grasped the theology, atleast on the surface. Though I was struggling with sin, because I had doubts since i used to be a nihilistic atheist and then an agnostic. These doubts are like a door, letting sin in. Telling me things like "youre going schitzo, God doesnt exist, live out hedonism".So after 1,5 years and lots of research i I had enough information to say "i believe this now". I closed the door.This didnt seem too significant while I thought it. More like another grasping at straws to get rid of my pornography addiction etc.But about 30seconds later, something inside me shifted. It was like a knot that i didnt know existed was untied. My whole perception both of myself and things around me went back to the level of when i was a kid (in a good way). I was myself again and nomore a slave to sin.I got:Clear awareness of myselfNomore self hateComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41681771No, you're dying inside because you're a Christian larper. Accept Darkness= Full vitals
>>41681771I worked in a church for 14 years and watched some of the most despicable people I have ever met praise his name on a daily basis while using only his words useful to them as cudgels against those they hate while steadfastly ignoring everything else. Reminder there is no such thing as a rich Christian. Anyone claiming to be Christian with a big house, jewlery and fancy cars is not Christian by the words of Christ himself. Look around and you will see that describes the overwhelming majority of those who claim to be. Which is why, if he were a real and divine entity, he would either be able to impart his divine wisdom on his supposedly devouted followers, or stop them from using his name to commit acts of selfishness and evil.Luke 14:33 - In the same way, any one of you who does not give up everything he has cannot be My disciple.Luke 16:13 - “No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money.”Matthew 19-21 - Jesus said to him, “If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow me.”Luke 18-22 - When Jesus heard this, he said to him, “One thing you still lack. Sell all that you have and distribute to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow me.”Mark 10:22 - And Jesus, looking at him, loved him, and said to him, “You lack one thing: go, sell all that you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow me.” 22 Disheartened by the saying, he went away sorrowful, for he had great possessions.
>Gf dumped me 5 years ago>Decide to take my life back in hand>Go to a catholic church with mass in latin for a year and half >Pray the rosary daily and go to mass almost every Sunday>Met very kind people>The priest is cool and caring to me>Sunk back in depression >Stop praying and even threw some rosaries and the bible in the trashLast night I had a nightmare mixed to sleep paralysis. My whole body was shivering and I saw a succubus or a demon (female aspect). I Started to visualize a white glowing beam from above, passing through me. Started to shout the name of Jesus Christ at the demon and other holy messages that I can't recall because too fast and half asleep. Right hand gesturing the cross in the room. Demon goes back and I awake feeling numb but fearless.Don't know if it was an hallucination caused by sleep paralysis, a nightmare, a real demon attack or if the Christ was actually here to defend me and call me back to him again. I still can't pray anymore though.
>>41682120The answer to this depends heavily on the denomination you are in. As i personally understand there are two types of judgements.One judgement for the sheep, and one for the goats. The sheep are the belivers, their judgement decides their reward for their actions, which were made pure by the blood of christ. The judgement of the goats, those not saved by christ for whatever reason, determines their punishment. >Why would Jesus need to die if you need a religion out of the salvation act? Tbh i dont quite get the question. He had to die to make our salvation just. If a judge just forgives your 500€ debt it wouldnt be just. But if he payed the 500€ himself justice would be served.>Why is a bible needed.Its not needed in itself for your salvation. But it is needed to conserve the truth of the gospel, so that people even 2000years after can be saved.If i went past one of your questions please clarify, but I would note that this is not specifically a theological question for me because I have witnessed its incredible transformative work first hand. If there is anything I cannot answer or understand it wouldnt mean for me personally that it disqualifies the religion as a whole.
>>41681771Christianity is the religion of cucks and weak fags. The truth is, you have no savior and you need to take responsibility for your own actions and man up. Blindly worshipping a Jew who died in the most hilarious and pathetic way, on a stick, by some Jews, ain't it. At least if you wanna worship something, worship a strong deity. One that is known for their unmatched strength, wisdom and power. Not a skinny Jew who couldn't even protect himself from other 5'5 brown Jews.
Welcome to Nobody General: Stinky Edition — the thread that smells like truth, bad decisions, and leftover memes left in a hot car. Around here we celebrate the funk: mental, spiritual, and otherwise. If you’ve ever posted something questionable at 3AM, congratulations — you’re among your people. Air it out, own it, laugh at it. And let the record show: Dingus remains the undisputed, heavyweight champion of stink, carrying an aura so potent it clears stalls and silences group chats. Post your confessions, your roasts, and your “who let this cook?” moments — just remember, in this stable, stink is temporary… screenshots are forever.https://youtu.be/qFpMRe7uWnY?si=dB__9RUQLjXVhVpJ
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>>41682157Request for STINK granted.https://youtu.be/jop32UA5y8k
>>41682088
https://youtu.be/tcL2B0ilMZwKing Solomon is paranormal as fuck.
https://youtu.be/m1a_GqJf02M
Previous thread: >>>41510163Archive: https://mega.nz/folder/cbxGlKoD#N9Tj0-lNWn8k2PeFdfRPvAFoxes Encourage Positivity
>>41668624>dream about a goddess >she calls herself kami and gives me her name>forget itit's over
>>41681264Yep, you disgraced yourself by not respecting the goddess' name. It's time to join Tamamo and the dark side.
>>41679708The Korean fox spirits (Kumiho) are extremely into eating human livers. All of them. Seem to be entirely hostile.The Chinese and Japanese fox spirits are more mixed in terms of good and evil.
>>41681264Do you remember the impression she left on you? Don't dispair. Anyways, unless this dream was particularly special and bizarre, it could simply be an element of mind or some ghost.
>>41681264Yeah that was me.To be honest that wasn’t even my real name. It was the next winning lottery numbers.Sorry about that.
Does it enlighten or delude?I am at a point in mu spiritual journey where I am on the verge of becoming one flesh with a woman. What am I in for?
Literally nothing external will make any difference to you. Externalities do not exist.
>>41673755TO THE LAST I PLAP WITH THEE; FROM HELL'S HEART I FAP AT THEE; FOR HATE'S SAKE I SHOOT MY LAST LOAD AT THEE
>>41678255>how does it affect the heart exactly?things like mineral depletionremember that kid from brazil that whacked off like 26 times in one day and had a heart attack and died?extreme exampleso long as one is still at a stage where the jing can be repaired...it can be repaired
>>41679178>day 1 make her come a bunch of times>day 2 she’ll do anything you wantif one is spiritually advanced enough, one can hear/feel this happen to herinfra-sound-ey, it is
>>41682014
>Reminder that NASA is officially an intelligence agency>>41675710https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1https://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/tools/sbdb_lookup.html#/?sstr=C%2F2025%20N1&view=VOP>Lightcurvehttps://cobs.si/comet/2643/1.Retrograde orbit aligns within 5° of the ecliptic; p. [probability] .2%2.July–Nov 2025: showed a true sunward jet (anti-tail), not a geometric illusion3.Nucleus mass ≈106× 1I/Oumuamua and 103× 2I/Borisov, moving faster than both; p. <.1%4.Arrival timing placed it <10,000,000km of Mars, Venus, Jupiter and hidden from Earth at perihelion; p. .005%5.Gas plume: far more Ni than Fe (industrial-like Ni alloys) + Ni/CN ratio orders of magnitude above all comets incl. 2I/Borisov; p. <1%6.Gas plume: only 4% water by mass7.Extreme negative polarization, unprecedented; p. <1%8.Arrival within 9° of the “Wow!” signal; p. .6%Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41682238Maybe, but we need non-potato versions to be sure
>>41682189Pondering right now
>>41682122Is this the end of times bros?
>>41682122I was expecting to see catgirls, not this
>>41682247>>41682243You won't. It was taken while it was behind the sun from a far away satelitte
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFe6NRgoXCM&list=LL&index=6 Disclosure DayThroughout the trailer, Spielberg hints to us that aliens can control both people and animals.At the beginning of the trailer, some force is controlling the heroine.Then we see a guy remotely controlling a woman.The point is that they can even control presidents and steer their decisions in the desired direction.The deer literally led the girl to the house.SO THINK ABOUT IT, ANONS.
>>41682089Ah yes, (((Spielberg))) is on our side.
What is it? Neoplatonism? Taoism? Gnosticism? Absolute Monism? Kabbalah? Neville Goddard? Perhaps they all point to the same thing? Discuss.
>>41676290That magic is real, we live in a high fantasy realm akin to the neverending story, everyone is right within the constraints of their own perceptions and we choose to live like grey blob people collectively which is why the world is like this.
The Jews were so close at least on the name of The Almighty...they presupposed that The Almighty was the most arrogant being possible, but it didn't occur to them that The Almighty would name himself, "The beloved of God"?
>>41682217good morning sir
>>41682260Good morning weakling. I hope that brain damage and growth finds you well this mourning.
Welcome. The purpose of this general is to show you how to use your own wonderful human imagination to achieve your every desire.The world and all within it is man’s conditioned consciousness objectified. Consciousness is the cause as well as the substance of the entire world. So it is to consciousness that we must turn if we would discover the secret of creation. Knowledge of the law of consciousness and the method of operating this law will enable you to accomplish all you desire in life.Your assumptions right now decide how long that will take for you.The Main Concepts:> Imagination creates Reality> Assumptions harden into fact> Consciousness is the only Reality> Feeling is the Secret> Prayer, Living in the End/In the Wish Fulfilled (remaining Faithful to your Idea)> You are the Operant Power> There is no one to change but Self (Self-Concept)> Thinking Fourth-Dimensionally (Time is an Illusion)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41681325>>41681325>identify the feeling/trait>ask yourself one of these questions "Could I let this feeling go? / Could I allow this feeling to be here? / Could I welcome this feeling?">answer honestly>ask yourself "Am I willing to let it go? / Am I willing to release it?">answer honestly>ask yourself "Am I willing to let it go right now?">answer honestly>repeat anytime you need itCast off your limitations bro.
>>41681392What if the answer is no to all 3?
>>41681586You won. This scam cannot affect you.
How come no one here has won the lottery?
>>41682218You know why.
67 is basically the most random thing to go very viral in years, not just in a country or 2, but worldwide. Even big companies have jumped on it like Pizza Hut, Domino's, and Google. I think it is a demonic code/IYKY type thing. 'Satanic' even equals 67 in Gematria. Interestingly, a creepyslop story called 'The Mouth In The Void' came out around the same time 67 was born. Here it is(just the relavent parts that is):"On April 12, 1983, James Ridley awoke from a 67-day coma at St. Mary's Hospital in Detroit, screaming about "the mouth in the void." What followed would disturb neurologists for decades.Ridley, a 34-year-old auto plant worker, had suffered severe head trauma in a factory accident. Upon regaining consciousness, he began describing what he called "the true reality," one he claimed to have witnessed while comatose."We're cattle," Ridley told Dr. Sarah Klein during his initial evaluation. "This… everything… it's just a feeding pen. There's something out there, bigger than galaxies, keeping us distracted while it feeds." He described a vast, ancient entity that maintains our perceived reality as a form of "cosmic anesthesia." 67 seems to be tied with awaking in Gematria as well. Awaking of souls and wiggling toes(MC of Kill Bill did this upon awaking from a coma). Also, tied to devouring(why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8/ate 9). And the face of the boy that started it has been edited and made/memed into something similar to the Void Mouth.There are other theories, but I think this one is the weirdest/most interesting one.What do you guys think? Is the 67 trend of demonic and/or /x/ origins? Is it a sign we are being eaten by denoms/eldritch being/s?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
It's a meme that defines the zoomer generation. Demonically possessed, useless, porn addicted, pill popping ghouls (none of this is their fault btw) who are so severely damaged that they resort to the satanic tactic of gaslighting at a mass scale used by literal children against everyone else with no other intention other than farming sadistic supply. This is the result of a century of MK Ultra and Weimar programming engaging in cry for help behavior in stupidest most demoralizing way possible. Welcome to hell. In terms of esoteric interpretations it could be that we are in a transition phase from hell world ( the devil's number is 6) to some sort of higher timeline ( God's number is 7).
Touch grass
>>41681711For what?
>>41670586It signifies the completion (6) and rebirth (7) of a new era.
>>41682113It's also pronounced as "sick seven" usually Deviant(sick) God(seven)
Conspiracy theories regarding health, nutrition.Think fluoride in water, mRNA vaccines, microplastics, pasteurization, hormones in foodAnd of course, what we can do to have better health.
>>41681841>Japan has a fuckhigh type 2 diabetes rate.I'm going to guess that they only started having this problem around the same time Americans did. When the shitty fast food/processed food diet was introduced to their country after 1945. The Japanese eat a fuck ton of garbage now and since the family unit is starting to be destroyed there they're eating more of it than ever. The only reason they seem healthy compared to the average American is because they also eat a ton of seafood more regularly. It's fresh seafood as well and not the flash frozen kind that's ultra processed like you get in most areas of America. The only places in America where people have access to fresh seafood is people that live near coast lines. But even in those places a lot of seafood is imported from half a world away instead because it's cheaper. Where in Japan the vast majority of seafood is caught domestically and sold the same day.
How can I obtain the beauty of personages such as Nityananda, Chaitanya, Krishna, and Balarama?what's the REAL secret to becoming a myth-tier prettyboy? is it Celibacy\Brahmacharya?
>>41677233NPC answer
>>41681267>Pasteurization makes milk an international business with a significantly longer shelf life instead of a local one. It's not that deep.yes it is you can't fucking buy raw milk on grocery store shelves in the US because they want you dead and dying
>>41682209Sometimes, it really is all about money
