/g/ humor thread
>>107859324and the sequel
>>107857658Are you calling that french press matcha you fucking moron
>>107859346My train of thought was off the rails when I made the post but I was referring to this "performative male" bullshit
here i come
>>107859095Different defaults, different tooling out of the boxMint doesn't even have the same repo as ubuntu
>>107859108If you look at the GUI updater, every time an update pops out, it'll show you several packages held hostage from updating behind the pro loicense.How do I know? My stupid jobs forces us to use either win 11 or Ubuntu, since I ain't using wangblows I'm forced to put up with that massive turd.
I figured ubuntu was for normies because everyone always talks about it so i went with fedora kde and it is excellent
>>107858840I went with Cachy as my first distro. Was gonna go with mint but apparently X11 doesn't work well with a dual monitor setup if each monitor has a different refresh rate. Wayland handles this without issue.I don't see myself distrohopping anytime soon. But when I upgrade my PC in around a year or two (total new build, my current PC has has zero upgrades in almost 10 years) I'll probably try a new distro.
>>107859351>I went with Shit as my first distro. Was gonna go with piss
They literally know everything from your>spending habits>internet history>where you go and what you do with your time>who are your close contacts>your fetishes and DesiresThey don't need to blackmail you with pizza they know your whole personality and what makes you tick. They know you more than you know yourself.Let's just hope they have mercy on us. They won anons and we lost they own us by balls.
>>107857424You're just not disruptive enough for the state to care. Everybody does illegal shit, but you can't litigate the whole populace. Every time someone chimps out and shoots up a Denny's the police had mountains of evidence on file but didn't so shit because catching people who send their kids in the wrong school is more lucrative for the state. As long as you're not costing people money, nobody cares if you're breaking the law.
>>107857622Having a family with females in it or a girlfriend makes you compromised.
>>107856899>TheyWho is "they", anon?Are "they" in the room with you right now?
>>107856899I'm fucking tired of having to live in constant never ending fear and paranoia that the smartphone I use is listening and photographing and recording everything I do and sending that to American megacorporation who sends it to killers agencies who use the biggest supercomputers in the world now to build profiles of my entire being since I was a kid, and that I can't go outside to the city ro get anything done or travel without local surveillance cross referencing that, or all the shit I have done online since 11 years old being collected up, every tidbit of personal info that might be leaked or casual chat recorded.I can't fucking take it anymore, I can't sleep or eat comfortably knowing this and I fucking hate that I didn't even have the strength to try and reduce the rape by rooting my phone or some shit so I at least have a MOMENT where it feels like I can truly be alone. And even then all my Discord use with friends will haunt me forever knowing they scan all that shit for years now and the fact I had/have used google/microsoft emails for IRL stuff and so did my parents. Why can't I just fucking erase and delete it all like I planned to in 2022 and stop worrying, forget and move on? I have too much fucking baggage from my digital footprint even if I disconnect, my info is out there.I feel like a prisoner without being one.
>>107856938G*d's Chosen People.
>Sorry guys for the noise from upstairs, Tryone is railing the wife.
>>107857435He is the best "measure performance in new video game" youtuber
>>107857414There is nothing wrong with outsourcing your wife's sexual gratification.
I liked the DistroTube bullying better
>>107857414explain why that's bad WITHOUT sounding mad
>>107857414>>107857435He is the only YT guy that actually makes okay content and explains everything factually not with buzzwords.His voice is annoying as fuck though, talks with the stacy-tier accent or whatever you call it.
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>>107859173I'm the testing lead for this new medical application and as usual we don't have enough time to really give the app the level of thorough testing that I would want. Management knows it too, but "it is what it is" so me and my fellow testers are just getting ground down by the contradiction.
>>107859213desu my coworkers wrote shit tests even before AIif someone is a codelet then they will produce shit code either way IMO>>107859217damn, I hate not having enough time to do my job properly. But I also feel like having a QA team is a boomer mindset. In my team all devs including me write automated tests and it's way better to not have additional middle men
My customer wants me to use claude. How fucked am I? I never touched any of this generative shit.
>>107858717Reverse your favourite retro gameBuild a botfarmGet good enough at offensive security to do CTFs
>>107859279You are, but you have to learn it. It is the only way to stay competitive.
post em
>>107853289Please post a screenshot of your desktop anon.
just setup btrfs snapshots with snapperfeels good man
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Hello /g/I made a list of what I've done at home/want to do, and I'd like further suggestions from here:PC.................................................Done (obviously)Personal ISP (via RIPE NCC) ..... DoneCustom modem.............................DoneCusom router.................................DoneFiber optics....................................DonePersonal cluster.............................In progressPersonal server..............................Done (needs expansion, currently 500 TB, want a PB)Personal VPN.................................DoneSelfhosted e-mail............................DoneSelfhosted website..........................DoneSaying this upfront, I woun't host a slopbot, so LLM bros gtfoComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>107845091>Personal cluster.............................In progressHow many containers and what services?I'm currently at over 40 containers>I woun't host a slopbot, so LLM bros gtfoI'm thinking of getting a cheap accelerator,and having a basic bitch llm running ollama not so i can generate porn but because my inventory management service has a plugin that supports locally hosted AI via ollama>I'd like further suggestions from hereFirewall, netowork managed UPS, network managed switched PDU, some tiny low powered box that hosts basic shit like DNS as well as keeps your public DNS records up to date. config store, forgejo, authentication server, credential manager, etc...
>>107856276It's in progress because I haven't set it up yet, I'm trying to figure out how to configure the software for my purposes.Kubernetes, docker and simular software seem to be made with cloud computing in mind ( or "microservices" as they call them ), and I need it to run scientific computation.I have 2 threadrippers 3970x on Gigabyte TRX40 aourus masters with 512 GB DDR4 RAM total, currently one is my PC and the other I use for the long-running programs, been trying to link them up.The server's got a dual epyc setup (woun't be used in the cluster).
>>107857000And desu this much ram is a waste on both of them, max usage I ever get is 100 GB use when I fuck up.
>>107856276Also thx for the suggestions, I'll look into them
so do you like call up another ISP and be like >hey I got some fiber and some internet registrations, I want to connect to your thingieand they're like ok NP it's free? o algo
>he read the pragmatic programmer
>>107859209Javi a society of the top means better productivity and quality of life for all like Japan. Bottom means poverty and competency decline where people are poor angry and don't know why like Arab countries . Being lazy is not a virtue
>>107859284>like Japan:0
You don't need a new computer. Your COVID PC is good enough.
>>107850640same actually, my 2012 PC had an Intel 3820 CPU.last year I built a new one with an i5 12400.it's definitely a low-power CPU but still 2.5 times faster than my old one in benchmarks.
>>107850517>you will own nothing and be happy
>You don't need a new computer.9800x3d and 5090, I'm good broski.
>>107850542does the software get better though?
>>107850544thats a 15 year old junker anon, why did you even spend money putting together a jaguar system
>>107601582"The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it."--George Orwell>CyberpunkThe FAQ: https://sizeof.cat/post/cyberpunk-faq/What is /cyb/erpunk?: https://pastebin.com/pmn9vzWZHow do I into /cyb/erpunk?: https://pastebin.com/5tpNFQdsHuge list of cyberpunk media: https://sizeof.cat/post/cyberpunk/The cyberdeck: https://pastebin.com/7fE4BVBgCyberlife: https://jinteki.industries/files/cyberlife.7zBibliothek: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/4m5hd2065hde8/Bibliothek>PrivacyTools: https://www.privacyguides.org/en/tools/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>107858213>Most Secure Cell Phone Service Providers>Here’s where the most secure cell phone service providers in 2025 land.>1. Efani>source: efani.comsounds legit
>>107858225https://www.zdnet.com/home-and-office/networking/phreeli-new-privacy-first-mobile-carrier/
>Go to security event>Random companies piggybacking on the ai craze>Wesecureyourstuff.ai, Securo.ai, Sec.ai etc etc>Junior engineer and two killer minges in high heels at every boothI wanna be a killer minge in a skirt and high heels too!
How can I be sure my workplace isn't spying on my internet traffic through the local cell tower?I don't connect to the company wifi, obviously, but the cell tower is on company land.
>>107858677Why should you use it? Build your own mesh internet like a real man!
Other than for storing videos and photos taken with your phone, is there a reason to even need more than 256GB on a phone? People with more than 256GB, what do you use your extra capacity for not including the videos and photos you take with it?
>>107854632google photos automatically copies your photos to google clouddefault is ONyou can turn it off
>>107849543Based. The deals in the Lidl app are usually garbage anyway.
>>107849207yes they do. most people dont seem to understand why phones are heavily subsidized when they sign up for a 24-month lock-in high monthly cost phone plan
>>107859237>No, I am an exception! I NEEED to spend $1500 on the 512GB variant! Kiss your self, saaar!
>>107859234>doesn't really use the sd card>doesn't die
>Read the sticky: >>105076684>GNU/Linux questions >>>/g/fglt>Windows questions >>>/g/fwt>PC building? >>>/g/pcbg>Programming questions >>>/g/dpt>Obsolete laptops >>>/g/tpg>Cheap electronics >>>/g/csg>Server questions >>>/g/hsg>Buying headphones >>>/g/hpg>How to find/activate any version of Windows?https://rentry.org/installwindowsPrevious: >>107820851
>>107857852More frames is gooder. However the jump from 144Hz to 240Hz is not particularly dramatic, and faster monitors (360Hz, 500Hz or more) are generally esports-tailored and quite expensive.For office work IMO it's fine to stick to 144Hz until the higher refresh rates trickle down into becoming more common, unless money is no object. If it's not then more frames is gooder, if there's any point where this stops being the case then we haven't reached it yet and it'd be somewhere past 1000Hz at least.The only thing to keep in mind is diminishing returns. Doubling the refresh rate is always going to be good; but going from 60 to 144 is a nearly 2.5x increase while 144 to 240 is merely a 1.6x increase which is far less dramatic.
>>107859109chmod 777?
>>107858684For as long as I can remember - and I'm a zoomer, but I've been online for probably ~15 years by now - it has been known as a hobby for geriatric boomers. If it already had a reputation for being mostly populated by 60 year olds a decade or two ago, by now those 60 year olds are going to be 70-80 years olds.It's also expensive and niche and technologically useless. IMO it fit perfectly into the specific generation that grew up with the early spread of digital technology, where signal processing and homemade radios became widely accessible, digital/technological knowhow started becoming common, but modern internet communication hadn't yet swallowed everything. It also coincided perfectly with baby boomers living in a time of plenty and having generally cushy retirements.Nowadays ham radio is basically useless given how over-regulated it is; if you're a schizo and want open communication you're way better off with something like LoRa.Honestly now that I think about it lora is probably the modern ham, you could try getting into it if you want to. It's the same hobby that's just entirely about talking to people for the sake of having an interesting technological communication method, except it's not regulated to all fuck like normal radio transmission.
>>107859129755, it shouldn't matter though.read = 4, write = 2, execute = 1
i have an hp laptop and for whatever reason the bang & olufsen control panel makes the audio stop working, it starts working again if i go into task manager and close the process. But there is a scheduled task or something that keeps starting it every 10 minutes or so. I can't uninstall it because it also uninstalls the driver too. is there some way to search scheduled tasks because this is pretty obnoxious
engineering edition/gedg/ Wiki: https://igwiki.lyci.de/wiki//gedg/_-_Game_and_Engine_Dev_GeneralIRC: irc.rizon.net #/g/gedgProgress Day: https://rentry.org/gedg-jams/gedg/ Compendium: https://rentry.org/gedg/agdg/: >>>/vg/agdgGraphics Debugger: https://renderdoc.org/Requesting Help-Problem Description: Clearly explain your issue, providing context and relevant background information.-Relevant Code or Content: If applicable, include relevant code, configuration, or content related to your question. Use code tags.Previous: https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/107814484/#107814484
>>107858607you just start doing it and once you fail you redo it with the knowledge you learnt, whats important is that you dont get stuck in conceptland
>>107858607Start simple. At first, choose some very basic features that will you'll be sure to regret not doing in the future. Then you keep adding more features if you can get away with it. Unfortunately, you will have to refactor some things at some point, it's impossible to tell what you really need from the get go, especially if you don't have a strong vision for your game right now (no one does).
I learned to draw a textured cube. How do I draw a skybox?
Random anon coming inThe entire argument between posts >>107847141 and >>107849445 can be summarized as:>is the proportion of games which "do too much" on the client side large enough to warrant mentioningThis has nothing to do with game or engine development, and is entirely based on analyzing trends.
>>107859214Draw a big textured cube with the texture on the inside.
>China can't innovat...https://x.com/i/status/2009863532603687361
>>107846194just take it down during a bad stormput it back up when the storm has passedpretty fucking smart ngl
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>>107846355>fucking kite>>>/pol/
>>107846666Better than whatever this corpo shite boring dystopia is lol.
>>107854998The entire country of 1,4 billion of people never thought of this issue until you brought it up. Thank you.
what is wrong with these people exactly
>>107858351who cares about clisp, it's too slowsbcl is where common lisp at
>>107858915It's to emphasize their greediness, goy.You wouldn't get it.
SHUTITDOWN
>>107858658(f(p(b(p))))
>>107858882Hang on the last big tech company I worked for named everything after Lord of the Rings stuff and my team was 100% white guys (the PM was a white woman.)