Mondstille Edition>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/the-old-world-downloads/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip>Time of Legends:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Karak Eight Peaks is a good example of how rancidly ass the writing in Warhammer is.>hyperadvanced super strong rich dwarf province fell apart and got wiped out by goblins>dwarfs fail miserably trying to retake it because uhhhhhh lol goblins are so le random and funny>army of retards who are hilarious (painfully unfunny) cockney parodies are stronger, smarter and better in battle than the dwarfs ever could be because uhhhh le epic subversion of expectations i guessPisses me off to no end how pathetic and useless Warhammer Dwarfs are written to be, it's like anti-plot-armor.
>>97242824I advise you to reread the sad history of that place.
why does no one wear skirts? Skirts are bad ass.
>>97242903>sad history>dwarves must always suck and die because the hack writers say so because they hate themDwarves, elves, and brets were the three biggest punching bags in all the fluff, dishonorable fourth mention for beastmen who probably would've been shit on just as much had they ever even been slightly more relevant. There's nothing sad about any of their stories, you know they're gonna job hard af because that's what the turdburglars in charge of the lore demanded.
So list building wise, with mortuary cults if I have a mortuary priest as my leadership- 7 general if I include a tomb prince - what happens? Do I have to make the prince the general?
Blight edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97241916Now you talk that slop now, babyAnd my pig he loves that slop
>>97242749You're a dick for doing that dudeI used to be transphobic and I hope you grow up and apologize your family
>>97242999Dilate ywnbaw
Anyone else notice the premodern cards skyrocketing in price suddenly? Psychatog used to be 1.50 at most for a near mint. Now suddenly all the listings are at $10+. Parallax tide was 20 bucks. Now it's $33. And so on for quite a few old printings and old cards. So on and so forth. Paypiggies and investors ruining the second hand market yet again for people who just want to play a game. Why don't those guys running the premodern events just allow proxied decks as long as they look good? Not even a 16 proxies or 12 proxies allowed. Just allow a deck full of entirely proxies given that it was ordered from a printing house for the $50-$100 to print good quality proxies so everything is readable and it's not just one player trying to decipher the other player's chicken scratch or shitty home printer cutouts. You still play what you want without having to pay the investor inflation prices for the deck.Even with non-reserve list cards being ran in the format there are quite a few of them that still haven't been reprinted and experience pricing bloat like the psychatog just mentioned. We're not even talking about a format that exist just to sell boosters like anything JotC is doing because no one can afford those boosters. The point is to play the game and it's best to just allow fully proxied decks as long as there are standards for proxy quality.
>>97242358No such thing as a white magic card. Post whatever you think is the whitest magic card and I'll prove it's not white.
It's Da PDF Share Thread!Get ready to stuff your hard drive like Santa's Magic Sack!STEP 0:<----- That image is not a PDF, it's an image, at least for now. Check the 4plebs link below to find the PDF.PLEASE READ DA FAQ BEFORE REQUESTING OR SHARING.It will answer 99% of your questions about this thread. If you haven't read it, we will know.STEP 1:Please exhibit good manners. Threads start sliding off the board after a certain number of posts. More posts wasted on being rude means fewer posts available for sharing.STEP 2:Request, share, stay awesome!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Requesting a Clash of Rhyfleshttps://zombiesmith.com/clash-of-rhyfles-the-rules-pdf/
>>97227893What are the best Christmas-themed supplements/games?
>>97241573/o-s-rchive
>>97238987>>97238991>SWADE & Companionsgf/d/LDubUH
>>97242727>Christmas-themed supplements/gamesIronsworn has a christmas themed hack. The game is aimed to solo rp, but it can be used for group playing without problems.https://mmcv.itch.io/ironsworn-snowforged
On the spectrum of rubber forehead aliens to complete starfish aliens that are made out of silica and breathe methane, where are YOU specificially comfortable with. Does there come a point where an alien becomes too weird for you to "relate" to in order to include them in your games as playable races?Personally I am fond of aliens that look plausibly like they could have evolved in a different world and have no distinguishable lineage to earth life, even if they share some superficial features.
>>97241451Kinonid
>>97242244While true, they also do it because it's a cheap way of conveying an idea or a specific kind of character trait to communicate the idea of the story.Star Trek is specifically guilty of this although it can be said that at least the Ferengi got a massive glow up from being slinking monkey dudes with bulbous foreheads and dragon dildo laser whips to a respectable race who represent old world capitalism in a post scarcity "we don't use money" world.
>>97240164What are some good resources for creating alien species? Or sapient races in general?
>>97242465Sometimes things just aren't that complex. Especially when they have a big folder to dump in threads of their specific favorite alien design.
>>97242244One film was brave enough to say>Why not both at once?
This is a second OSRG, seperate from the main osrg thread, where you CAN talk about 2e, retroclones, and any osr content you want.This is different than the regular osrg as due to rampant trolling from a handful of bad actors, discussion is impossible.PREVIOUS THREAD>>97206318
>>97242014Naturally not if you are going to be honest and upfront about which edition you'll be playingThough I have to say I had a strange case of a young couple signing up for an ItO game, and while I repeatedly told them the oneshot will not be 5e, they still sat at the table expecting 5e lolTo do them justice they were good players, quickly adapted with guidance by example from experienced osr players at the table and everyone had tons of fun
>it's Christmas>the parade brigade is still spammimg the thread they claim had no right to exist You know, all this projection about your personal boogeyman being in every thread on this board 24/7 makes perfect sense, that's what you do all day every day after allI would almost feel sorry for you would I not know from experience that lonely MFs most likely deserve it since they drove everyone away by being the insufferable cunts they are in the first placeMerry Christmas you miserable motherfuckers, maybe next year you'll finally make up your mind on ending it all
>>97242249Dude, relax. Paying attention to them is beneath us all.
>>97241430Someone on this board was crowing about how great it was, so I thought it might be worth checking out. I then found the PDF and couldn't tell if it was a joke or not. It's almost got a FATAL-tier cover, and as dumb as it looks, its contents are worse.>What the fuck were they thinking with that initiative.I imagine it's just a complete lack of understanding of how chance works or when or how approximations should be handled, and when an idea is not worth the amount of time spent on resolving it, or the headaches created by needing to track it.
>>97236417>>97236623>>97237200
Previously: https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/96936967/When last we met, we made G.E.T.S. (Generally Entertaining Team-built System). Thus far, it seems to be a fairly minimalist system.Now, we shall make our first setting for this system.If your proposed idea gets doubles, it is canonized. Any canon characters, worldbuilding, themes, et cetera can be modified (but not outright contradicted or discarded) by triples, quadruples, et cetera.Let us continue.
Angels spawn from the sun and to the sun they shall return.
>>97238155What sort of messages would they send?
Robots that is all
>>97243010>one offI'm killing myself
>>97182030All inhabitants reach sexual maturity at age 10. Curiously, physical development resembles an almost identical state to that of a human of the same chronological span, in most races of angels.
>>97171444 >What is /awg/?A thread to talk about minis and games which fall between the cracks, or peoples' homebrew wargames.The >>>/tg/hwg thread doesn't entertain fantasy (for good reason) and the other threads are locked to more specific games.This thread isn't tied to a game, a publisher, or a genre, let's just talk about fun wargames. Any scale, any company, any miniatures.>Examples of games that qualify.A Song of Ice and Fire, Argatoria, Batman Miniature Game, Carnevale, Conquest: The Last Argument of Kings,Deadzone, Dragon Rampant, Dropfleet and Dropzone Commander, Freebooter's Fate, Frostgrave, Gaslands, HeroClix,Kings of War, Maelstrom's Edge, Malifaux, Marvel Crisis Protocol, Masters of the Universe: Battleground, Moonstone,Oathmark, OnePageRules, Open Combat, RelicBlade, Rumbleslam, SAGA, StarCraft, Stargrave, Sludge, Urban War, Void,Warcaster, Warmachine, Xenos Rampant, Xenotactics......and anything else that doesn't necessarily have a dedicated thread.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Hey, all. Merry Christmas.I'm looking for a recommendation for a simple fantasy skirmish game. I'm trying to get my wife to play a few games with me over drinks and, as much as I'd like her to play Mordheim, it's just not gonna happen. I need something a bit more simple. She's played a bit of D&D before (like twice) and some Heroquest, but not much more complicated than that. I was considering maybe Frostrgrave, but I think the amount of spells and stuff could throw her off at first.
>>97242400Brutality Skirmish is very, very simple as long as one of you is comfortable cooking up stat-lines. It's a lot of fun too. Encourages a weird mish-mash of stuff and dumb metal behavior
>>97234285I'm working on mine. 36 figures is kind of a lot, especially considering they're all different and I don't want to do up my medieval peasants and watchmen as some kind of football uniformed team. I'm a beginner painter as well.You need a ton of terrain for this game. It's supposed to be pretty fun though, I'll get to actively posting in this thread when I have played some actual games. Rn just under half the box is painted. I'm using the old Catan cardgame art for inspiration which is fun and nostalgic.
>>97242400Nice Shambler, where's the model from?
>>97240427from 2019-09-25 to 2025-10-29
Have you ever roleplayed a female character?
>>97240917It's just a sexual fetish
>>97241926You apply affirmative action to your fantasy? Good for you
>>97234702Does a magical parasite that took over the body of a wizard count?I was basically just helping my friend play an NPC that would betray the party and be a more interactive boss fight.The wizard was technically a half elvish female, but the brain slug never cared about such trivialities, part of the fun about being a parasite was being weird and off putting to see if anyone caught on.Only time I even bothered with a female and I technically was playing something else entirely.
>>97242165>Does a magical parasite that took over the body of a wizard count?Yes. Gay is gay. There's no excuse.
>>97234961Masks of Nyarlathotep?
Deck the boards with solos burningWhile the poles and leafsScream REE REE REETis the seasons to be follyAll AffO freaks go 'wege 'wege 'wegeOP dons his gay apparelLacerda, Knizia hand in handTroll /bgg/ threads we feel compelledFucking birds and FIRST, my (you)s sell wellWelcome to the Holiday Edition of the Board Games General!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97242399Now play My Little Scythe
>>97240255I used to get these fucking carromking shorts or something in my feed kek
>>97242416Does it feature Rainbow Dash?
>>97242450It does not. They couldn't get the licensing and had to re-theme it.
Gets Hot edition>Previous Thread: >>97227248>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8https://pastebin.com/8riDmnhS>30k TACTICA & TIPSComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97242255Phosphex sticks to Emperor's Children
>>97242785partner got me a DSL camera so I can take proper pics at events and for my dudes. Son got me the Ferrus model, based and iron hands pilled that boy is!
>>97242904>beggars cant be choosers.You can, you just don't get much of a choice.
>>97242785
>>97242785I got a bunch of heresy tanks!I bought them for myself.
Grogmas in the hive streets editionPrevious Thread:>>97019770Check out here for useful links and a catalogue of relevant miniatures retailers:https://pastebin.com/nnNqqFLnThe Rogue Trader magazine article compilation:https://gofile.io/d/yNK9bq
>>97238608>replacementThat original general looks surprisingly unpainted. Do penance by painting them both.
Death Eagles
>>97241132should have been been this pic but eh whatever
>>97241140I wonder if they get mistaken for Doom Eagles a lot.
>>97237452Merry Christmas, /GROG/!How's the casting quality of the WargamesFoundry Ex-Citadel minis? Any other sources of Ex-Citadel minis still being legally produced and sold today?
I’m running a low fantasy game, and social advancement is gonna be a thing. So the PCs are gonna be rubbing elbows with a lot of noble families as they make their way into high society. I’m just asking for NPCs and ideas.Most of the nobility are humans, but a few are half-elves and halflings.
>>97233040You can have one extra peasant-y peasant who demonstrates why the nobility really do look down on people who haven't been trained in the proper ways to talk and behave.And an impoverished noble who had to let all his house staff go and is pretending he didn't.And give them manners and airs so even if a noble became as poor as a peasant and had to sell his last estate, they'd still feel superior to people born and raised peasants.
>>97233040Probably a military officer with noble blood. That's the kind of nobility adventurers would have the most dealings with. Maybe some provincial governor or duke who either gave out the mission or is scheming something.
Take a look at Houses of the Blooded.
>>97233040Heinrich De Sandea, secret occultist.A nobleman of an old and distinguished family that has a large estate and town out in the middle of nowhere. He commands significant respect at court due to his family line and wealth, but he secretly has a fascination with banned magic and forbidden books. He believes that the kingdom/empire/whatever has foolishly forfeited a powerful advantage by "needlessly" discriminating against these topics and schools of magic, and believes that ignorance of them will not serve as protection should some competitor choose to invest in them when we have not.So he's performing horrific magical research with the "justification" that he is doing it for the good of the realm, even if the realm would have him hanged if they ever suspected he was doing it. When Sinistaar the Dark Lich rises from his thousand year slumber, De Sandea will be the one guy who knows *exactly* how a phylactery works, how it might be found and destroyed, and maybe an uncomfortable amount on how to make one if you were so inclined (which is impractical, you'd never get ahold of that many orphans without drawing attention to yourself, there HAS to be a better way...)
Beautiful Princess who is removed from everything and lives of luxury.
Remember this? what happened. It was supposed to be the next big thing, but all of a sudden I only hear about Lorcana and One Piece.
>>97242821It was an NFT scam and the actual rules of the game were fucking retarded and encouraged a lot of dumb shit>If you have a ball of tinfoil, are wearing a blue t-shirt, and have your shoes on the wrong feet, and also it's raining, you do a million damageThere was supposedly some kind of attempt at a real tournament scene with huge prizes, but I don't think any of those actually happened, and the whole thing reeked of cryptofag money laundering.
>>97242821God, the amount of effort being put in to look like Gen I Pokémon is absurd.
What are the best games for a Catholic gentleman?
>>97239279>World of Darkness(new and old).You can play Hunter without the gnostic themes and it works even better.Though I'd say Yahweh in WoD isn't quite Demiurge levels of evil, he's just how he is in the old testament in that he is morally just but lacking in mercy.
>>97239183I've never played it myself but Pendragon is basically the definitive RPG of good Christian boys. There is also Wolves of God by Kevin Crawford which I never played but its also a very Christian themed RPG
>>97239183Demon: The Fallen & Kill Puppies for SatanIt's exactly what you think it is.
There is a euro Catholic priest on youtube that does 40k reacts, does discussions on the nature of the imperial faith and what not. Not preachy in anyway, more of a comparative religion sort of thing.
>>97242958this guy https://www.youtube.com/@dpriestplays
This is a general for everything 3D printed relating to /tg/ from sci-fi, fantasy, historicals, fantasy football, and more! Share your printed minis, terrain, print fails, 3d modelling, printing advice, works in progress, or anything else /tg/-related to 3D printing.>DO:- Post pics of your prints be they fails or triumphs- Keep discussion/photos about tabletop games only- Post your resin/printer/settings for faster advice- Help your fellow anons with advice>TRY TO:- Remember that this general is monitored by GWendolin and her lawyers- Not make a new thread until old one dies- Not encourage namefags, tripfags, fumefags and coomers- Not spoonfeed- Not war over Filament/Resin consoles- Keep your model pics naked (no paint/undercoat only)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97238766thanks, I forgot about those existing, I even had them bookma--ofc they've been james'd recently... should've downloaded them instead of just saving the link
>>97238888fabelzel is everywhere. james cannot stop the chorfs
>>97181041Merry Christmas anons!
>>97239148I don't deal with the gram, but yeah I could find enough here and there for a varied team
I already spent my allotted monthly proont money, anyone got the across the realms sisters they might be willing to share?
