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>>97820287Brilliant on your park.
>>97820251Wtf have we even had since MHA? Cityslop and Marakslop? The competition isn't great.
>>97820299Go be brilliant somewhere else. My park is for dummies only.
>>97820303Latifa it to me, Princess.
>>97820303I've had more fun with those cyoas so sure. I just don't like MHA.
So I learned about this obscure system called Dungeons and Dragons. Think it's worth trying to introduce my GURPS 5e group to it? Spell slots seem like a really interesting mechanic I've never seen before.
>>97820231It's realismcoal, don't even bother
>>97820231It uses a twenty sided die, never seen that type of thing before
>>97820231Nah sis fuck off we're full
Post some stories about your games or campaigns. I'll start:>Be me>Sister wants to play a science fiction game, preferably in the vein of space exploration >Decide to run OSR, specifically Broodmother Skyfortress, but it's reskinned as a science fiction game>"Evil company" (!notWeyland-Yutani) subcontracts the PCs to send some shipping container to an offworld colony; they aren't allowed to know what's inside. They bring along an artificial intelligence named C.L.I.E.N.T. that guides the PCs through an Android it operates called C.L.I.O.>When there is a crash, a shipping container reveals a biohazard, some sort of alien lifeform or organism that was hidden inside a cryogenic vessel; there is a nearby alien that has had its chest cavity blown through...>It turns out that the biohazard is an egg and something familiar comes out of it>Sister asks: "Is this what I think it is?">Egg hatches and a facehugger comes out; it tries to attack the PCs... meanwhile, the chestburster is hiding behind some containers>Simultaneously, the chestburster and facehugger attack the PCs, but sister is able to kill them off; it turns out that an alien species of elephant-centaurs have tried to enslave the Xenomorphs as a military asset but were contaminated by these lifeforms when their colony ship (the Skyfortress) was compromised >Sister gets told by C.L.I.O. that the "evil company" will pay her all the credits she wants if they are able to track down the colony ship and bring back more specimens in cryogenic cubes; she travels to the alien colony ship (where the aliens are big elephant-centaurs), which has been overtaken by the Xenomorphs; there are lairs and hatcheries everywhere, and sister has to fight off all the facehuggers, Xenomorph-elephant-centaurs, and chestbursters
>>97819558>they go to his house at night>Rick climbs the fence, breaks a window, and throws a lit torch through, but nothing happens>he climbs into the window and finds out this room has a stone floor and is mostly devoid of furniture, except for a fireplace. clearly a place that isn't regularly used>he goes through the room into the wider house and starts dragging furniture into that room>fumbles stealth check, wakes up the tax man's wife>she comes downstairs and is immediately alarmed by the stranger in her home>nails a deception check to convince her he was hired by the tax collector to move furniture, and he was supposed to meet tax collector right about now at the house>wife believes him, but tells him the tax collector is still at the tavern>he acknowledges this and asks if he can get her a water or something>she ignores him and goes back to bed>he continues moving furniture and sets the house on fire>reunites with Jay, and they both immediately decide to go to the tavern to tell tax collector that his house is on fire>tax collector, bartender, and 2 of tax collector's guards begin running out towards the house. Jay and Rick follow for some reason>even though it's the middle of the night, they don't choose to jump him in the middle of the street at any pointComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97820041>Jay doesn't take advantage of this opportunity to kill or maim the tax collector, his wife, and/or the bartender>Rick's illusion spell requires verbal and somatic components, and only has a range of 30 feet (thus, the noise has to be made within 30 feet of him)>guards haven't noticed Rick, but are investigating the area where the noise came from>Rick says he wants to continue to move in 30-foot increments and continually cast the spell over and over to create new noises to lure the guards away>I tell him this is borderline impossible and they will hear him if he doesn't nail a stealth check>he insists on doing it anyway>fumbles and gets caught on his second time casting the spell>guards interrogate him, he insists he saw someone else flee in the other direction, guards don't care and slap manacles on him as the only nearby suspect>bring him back to the group, immediately recognized by tax man's wife as the man who was inside the house>Jay denies all association and insists he and this guy were strangers who just happened to witness the fire>Rick goes to prison, but tax man appreciates Jay's help and they become associates>tax man and wife have to spend the night in the tavern now that they don't have a house>the next morning, Jay unites with tax man and they spend some time in the VIP area talking>Jay is still unsure of how to deal with the tax collectorComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97820086>Toby smartens up and decides to try the obvious: challenging tax collector to a duel, using swords>in the duel, Toby raises his shield, immediately disqualifying him and rendering him the loser>despite this, he chooses to go back to Casiel (by himself, as everyone else has been arrested), say he dealt with it, and hopefully be rewarded>Casiel thanks him and tells him to return in a week for payment>Toby does so, only to find a week later that the tax collector came to "talk to" Casiel and Casiel duelled him himself. An associate of Casiel's basically told him to fuck off and get bentAnd that was the end of that particular cast of characters because with most of them arrested and Toby failing the one very simple job he was given, they all decided to retire and make new ones
>>97819558>>97820041>>97820086>>97820171Turns out the solution WAS to murderhobo and your players did the exact opposite. That's gotta be a first.
>>97820198Amazingly, the next session with their new cast of characters they did do some murderhoboing - but were arrested almost immediately after. That's it's own story, might post later considering the thread topic
A thread for discussing the Star Wars franchise and its various media and tabletop games.Spectres minis edition>Adepticon roadmaps:https://www.atomicmassgames.com/transmission/adepticon-2026-roadmap-star-wars-legion/https://www.atomicmassgames.com/transmission/adepticon-2026-roadmap-star-wars-shatterpoint/Previous: >>97615500Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing, Armada, and Legion>https://pastebin.com/9puqx1zeStar Wars Roleplaying Games (d6/d20/FFG)>https://pastebin.com/iUriRfaAComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97815362Yep..adding extra engines is literally the only real upgrade you need/want on the gozanti.
>>97819414Acceptable. We have a deal.
>>97819414Not canon, this creatura freak mutant does not exist.
>>97803680Got some terrain I'll take pics of soon. Watch this space, Crimson Empire Anon
>>97819414>>97819882Vader wil pprobably sell her to the Hutts, because that's not 'harming her'
Well its April 1st again. I return first of all to remember one of /tg/'s finest works: Dungeons the Dragoning 40,000 7th edition. Last year I gave the game a revision, stapling both books together so it could rival a phonebook.This year I have more DtD news: 8th edition is on the way. If you want to try out 7th edition before then though the book is in the same spot as always: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1HTYsfwiIWlGg4UZb5Bi32PYgTxKHUIp8There's also links to a place where you can wait for updates on a playtest. Otherwise, I'll just drop it all in the folder when its done. Happy April Fools.
Hell yeah, this game has been my autistic obsession since like 2017, happy to see it getting updates
>>97817778That's some good cover at. Might I suggest giving the lady of pain the VtM rose?
THANK YOU! I printed a copy of 6.66th edition :)
Happy April fools man.
Previous thread: >>97680129GURPS is a modular, adaptable system, capable of running a wide range of characters, settings, and play styles, with a level of detail varying from lightweight to completely autistic.Optional rules allow you to emulate different genres with a single system, or even switch genres within a single game.A nearly complete archive of GURPS books can be found by using the image. Never post direct links to the archive anywhere in plain text.If you're wondering where to start:- The Basic Set covers everything, including a lot of optional rules you probably won't use.- A genre guide can be found in the archive, under Unofficial/GURPSgen. It tells you what extra books and articles you may find useful for many common genres.- How To Be a GURPS GM is a good read even for players.- GCS (gurpscharactersheet.com) is an excellent character-builder software, with page references to all the books and the option to export to both Foundry and Fantasy Grounds.TQ: what's your least favorite disadvantage for a player to take?
>>97814823>Revised StrengthAh, ok, thanks
>>97813720Reduced swing scaling https://noschoolgrognard.blogspot.com/2013/04/adjusting-swing-damage-in-dungeon.html?m=1
>>97816378>https://noschoolgrognard.blogspot.com/2013/04/adjusting-swing-damage-in-dungeon.html?m=1Oh, that makes more sense; thanks>2013>KYOS is from 2015can't believe it took that long for gurps to have official sensible ST scaling.
>>97816271It does? I haven't looked at it because I didn't want to catch aids
How do you survive being a berserker in dungeon fantasy?Cause the moment you make an All-Out Attack any enemy is gonna telegraph a blow to your skull for x4 damage.Also -10 seems way too low for a "will get you killed almost guaranteed" disadvantage.
World Chess Hall of Fame edition>Chess websites, tools, videos and books:https://rentry.org/vxdsw7k5>Calendar:- Saint Louis Masters | February 25th - March 1st- The American Cup | March 3rd - 13th- Prague International Chess Festival: Masters | February 25th - March 6th- Aeroflot Open | February 27th – March 06th- Chesscom Global Championship | March 15th - April 27th- Reykjavik Open | March 25th - 31st- FIDE Candidates Tournament | March 28th - April 16th- grenke Chess Festival | April 2nd - 6th- European Individual Chess Championship | April 7th - 19thComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97816608>Hikaru "completely devastated"lmao
>London as white>Hippo as blackwhat's my ceiling?
>>978184451200
>>97816608recap:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RygzM0bZQ0o
Welcome to the Old School Renaissance General, the thread dedicated to first-decade, Gygaxian D&D, its faithful modern clones, and content created for use with them. Later editions (2e and newer) should be discussed elsewhere.Broadly, OSR games encourage a tonal and mechanical fidelity to Dungeons & Dragons played as intended by its creators from 1974 to 1983 — less emphasis on linear adventures and overarching metaplots and a greater emphasis on player agency.If you are new to the OSR, welcome! Ask us whatever you're curious about: we'll be happy to help you get started. We also have two excellent beginner guides created by Anons with feedback from the thread that you can check for help:>n00b DM's Guidehttps://pastebin.com/EVvt6P0B>n00b Player's Handbookhttps://pastebin.com/XALkXkV0>Troves, Resources, Blogs, etc:http://pastebin.com/9fzM6128Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97819910I commend you on your autism, Anon.
>>97820129>Also, you might want to stat things out for sacrifice ranches as well since sentient sacrifices for divine power might be a legit harvesting technique.A baby/juvenile/adolescent human is a noncombatant, worth zero XP and therefore zero divine power. However, at adulthood it jumps to 4 divine power (even if the human is still a feral noncombatant due to being treated no better than a pig), since the heart is worth 4 GP as a magical component.
Getting kinda Dwarf Fortress in here>Hey, it seems like mermaid bones are pretty valuable....
>>97820210With choice and freedom comes the freedom to be a bad person and the choice to ride the bastard train all the way to whatthefucksville station.
>>97812893Elven spellsinger. Then maybe the dwarf pugilist
Last Thread:https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97697487/The 1d6Chan:https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/The_Battle_of_Chyna_SecundusGiven that both the 1d6chan page and end of Thread 3 imply that the Tyranids were eliminated (if I'm wrong... admonish me)That said... this thread will be a more traditional epilogue with some planning for next thread...Now then... lets wrap up Chyna Secundus anons...>be Felinid Lt. Tom, aka "Big Daddy">I can't help but think of the absurdity of the past week>the war for this polluted grox-shit pit of a planet is over... mostly>still a couple stragglers here and there, but they won't last long>the sieges of both Hive Kong and Hive Bei'jing have been won, and the few surviving heretics routed into the wastesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97819888*>most of the enemy seems to be gathering there
>>97819888>>97818452>>97815038>>97819136>>97818998>be Tiny Tam>i look around and grab some parchment, i hope its not expensive because i waste no time drawing what i saw >the alleys, the warehouse, the location where the sleeping storm is waiting >as i try to explain my vision to Dad, the Cardinal and lil tom a group of Cadians storm in lead by a space marine and sister of battle"that psyker is needed at the capital at once, hand her over.">oh god emperor's fluffy tail its happening!>Lt tom looks like he might draw his weapon to protect me as my heart tenses >wait...>something about the space marine is familiar>i look around as i try to figure out what i should do next when i realize my body moved on its own to stand between Lt Tom and the space marine Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97819972>it draws on for so long im starting to hurt my neck from staring at him at the angle i have to look up before he reaches down and takes it >"...fine, Sister Priscilla or whatever, take the kid back to the transport and get her to where she needs to be" >before i go i run and hug Lt tom quickly"trust me...i can handle this...and i need you to find what i saw, it might save everyone. I want to be strong and be a proper guardsman, like you taught me...i love you dad." >im sure he'd rather come with me but he's the only one i trust right now to find it>i turn and walk with the sister as we get back into the vehicle, she seems as nervous and tired as i am>honestly if she was a felinid and a mercenary id think she was my mom>well my uncle lied about everything else its worth asking"h-have you ever been to Nordica II?"
>>97818452>>97819888>>97819972>Be Priscilla, Least Fortunate Woman in the Galaxy >Fuck my life, just when I thought things were settling down on this planet, some fucking Gods-know-what appears in the sky >Spencer doesn’t seem particularly concerned, so I guess that is something >Spencer somehow guesses the psyker he is looking for will be at the big cathedral, but then somehow the psyker convinces him that he should go look for a warehouse?>I am not sure if psyker powers were involved just now, or the psyker is involved with the Sect given Spencer seems to already know her >Either way, I am not particularly thrilled to be left escorting a psyker >Many psykers are telepaths, which is not ideal given my uncertain loyalties and possible tainted nature, and that is assuming she just sticks to passive thought reading and doesn’t try to psychically puppet me, or even worse, get possessed by a daemon which ends up skullfucking me to death, and then claiming my soul in order to continue the skullfucking in the Warp>Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts >Well, at least the thing in the sky formed only after we arrived, otherwise we probably would have crashed like so many other aircraft we saw as we searched for the psyker >The bad news is that we are driving the Centaur RSV all the way back to Hive Bei’Jing through wasteland that is still full of scattered bands of Orks, White Lightning, and Schlick roaming around in light vehicles >I manage to use my alleged Inquisitorial authority to bully a few more Cadian light vehicles into forming an escort for us, then lean back and try to relax as the Centaur RSV navigates its way through the crowded streets of Hive Kong >The psyker sits across from me Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97820278>The psyker asks me if I have ever been to Nordica >Ugh,fuck >Another person who seems to know more about me then they should >The psyker is acting sheepish and shy for now, but that is one hell of a lucky guess, which means she has either read some of my thoughts, or knows at least some things about me >I wonder if she is genuinely fishing for information, or she is just toying with me, which seems to be everyone’s favourite hobby lately >Neither of my trips to Nordica are something I want to talk about, since the first time I essentially deserted, and the second time I came dangerously close to becoming a sex toy for a daemonette >Nor can I talk about my time there without giving away the fact I am not a Sister >On the other hand, I don’t want to discomfort her if she genuinely is just a young kid asking an innocent question, or a hidden monster laying the groundwork for some mind games, so I try to muster up as much charm as I have left in me right now and try and be friendly “Yes, I have been there. How about you? You seem a little young to have joined the Winter Guard at its Founding. Are you from Carlos McConnel or did you join at a later date?”
Have you heard the Primordial Truth?
>>97817686The Imperium is De-Jure any place where humans exist. During the Great Crusade, before the emergence of the Imperial Creed the Emperor essentially reconquered all (or the vast majority of) the worlds colonied by humanity in remote antiquity. When the Emperor died, large swathes of this territory were abandoned, but the people there sitll remembered the Emperor. This is why in Eisenhorn they find themselves on a completely uncharted world in the middle of nowhere and the people there still worship the Emperor, albeit in a dimly remembered way.The Ecclesiarchy is not a tool of control per-se, because half of the rebellions are led by local Cardinals or priests. Rather, it deliberately acts as a cultural lubricant to allow what ought to be millions of discrete nations to coexist under the same banner, and also as a source of common ground between conflicting factions as common to them as their shared humanity.The Merchants being robbed and the Pirates robbing them are both worshippers of the Emperor, and nobody in that scenario would see anyything strange about that.wtf is up with this new capcha
>>97807971This but unironically. Order is slavery, Chaos is freedom.
>>97807967I dunno ask /hhg/
>>97807968That'd be orks. He's just a dork and a puppet who provides the true winners with more fights.
>>97813458Lol, femstodes
I win the argument.
>>97819722Nah.
>>97817976False.
>>97819725You are surprised! -2 penalty to initiative
>>97819242Why are you here, playing the dungeon game, where you have been told there will be a lich, if you don't want to face the lich in the dungeon?
>>97819713>>97819725Lol ain't no way you got btfo by your own exampleNow does this count as railroading since there is no means for player agency to disprove you being a faggot?
Trying Too Hard Edition>Previous>>97788480>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0>Mediafirehttps://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD>Mega Ihttps://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ>5e Megahttps://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyA>STV content foldersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Alright, who is in the Mage Files?
>>97820236the real question to ask is who ISNT in the mage files
>>97820252Obviously, the Tremere are all innocent (they were not invited at all).
>>97819357Genuinely, what the fuck, this is an insanely soulful character, I miss stupid shit like this lmao.
>>97820268Tremere and Virtual Adepts forced to not come to pedophile island because they are stinky nerds.
>mimimi, humans don't have their own feature, mimimi, we have to invent somethingNecromancy right here. When was the last time you saw non-human necromancer, lich or vampire? That's right, they practically don't exist because other races are simply inferior when it comes to necromancy and those non-human undead are so pathetic that everyone forgets about their existence in 5 minutes . Except for that one orc, but even he understood that he was worthless and therefore got himself a human body to finally become a full-fledged lich. So yes, here is your feature humans - necromancy, you know that I am right, you can't run away from the truth forever.
>>97816759>>97817276Uh also Mannimarco, the main necromancer/lich of the whole franchise, is a high elf.
>>97817316Erandis Vol in Eberron is a half-dragon half-elf lich and the most powerful necromancer in the setting. Also the biggest elven nation is built around the use of positive-energy based necromancy.
>>97816513Eres hispanohablante
>>97816598>just try to find a non-human undead
>>97820029>angloparlante
Pendragon Thread!What's the deal with 6E?
>>97815138Pendragon, not Niggabegone
>>97813119Lemme crash the thread. Theres nothing wrong with playing a female knight. It happened in real life too so its not ahistorical
>>97819128Niggerbaiter
>produce indie module>send it to a few youtubers who review modules and have a decent reputation for independent thought>hey, I've seen some of this guy's videos and he has never once mentioned being paid>send free copy>get email from his agent quoting a price for a reviewWhy are they all like this?
>>97817169The youtuber has infinite avenues for new content. Your shitty module isn't special and isn't deserving of free promotion and advertising just because you mistakenly believe you are doing everyone else a favor.
>>97818206Modules are cheap and plentiful. The hobby is built around making your own shit. Someone sending you their module isn't a favor, but unpaid work to promote some faggot too poor and too stupid to know that they aren't entitled to other people's time and effort.Besides, if it's so fucking easy, just make your own youtube channel and promote your own content. Clearly you don't value the labor of others, so why not just do it yourself?
>>97816639>Lying online for the sake of (You)sPost the supposed module, so we can all laugh at your expense - either because it doesn't exist, or because it's so shite.
>>97818492What about anyone else's module of varying quality?Where is the line of quality, when the end users is capable of and expected to modify the contents? What is permissible for a module, when "the world's greatest TTRPG" can be shipped out with inconsistent parts, and defended with "just rewrite it bruh"?Do you have consistent standards, or are you just trying to demoralize homebrewers?
>>97816639Did he actually troon out?
