Moloch's Fun Park Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What Trench Crusade is notTC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97238545get around to it.*
>>97237344Sorry anon, as the other guy in the thread who got his order from them, they are at least responsive. I wouldn't bet on getting any kind of response today but probably tomorrow when a skeleton crew gets back to the office. I put in my ticket on a Saturday and they response in an hour
>>97237011Or maybe they were so devout compared to everyone in the area God chose to save them so that they would not suffer?
>>97238316Depends, if your definition of 'dreadful and sweaty' means respecting the setting or not.If you make some homebrewed faction/warband/rules, and they're made with respect to the themes/setting/existing rules, and you're being genuine with it, you're golden to make the Pit version of the Dirlewanger brigade.I made a TC warband based around pregnant stigmatic nuns, no one's criticized it yet.If you make a Pony/Steven Universe warband, you will be laughed at and sidelined. Same as a pinup warband, or a thinly veiled vessel for a political message everyone knows is bullshit when spoken honestly warband.Tuomas himself highly encourages altering the rules for fun, and /yourdudes/ are a staple, but you can't avoid the court of public opinion.
>>97238316given that the game encouraged kitbashing your own guys to be a distinct little warband in whatever faction you're a part of, making custom rules is a much smaller step culturally.
Yu-Gi-Oh! General #591"All i want for Christmas is for Dark Magician Girl to materialize in my bedroom so i can summon her in face down ass up position, have sex with her, and end my turn" EditionPrevious thread: >>97191908Most Yu-Gi-Oh! discussion encouraged. Post OC, write dumb fanfics with bad CaC in them, duel each other, have fun, etc.>Yu-Gi-Oh! Online PlayAutomated Sims:●EDOPro website: https://projectignis.github.io/download.html●EDOPro: https://discord.gg/ygopro-percy●YGO Omega: https://discord.gg/duelistsunite●Dueling Nexus: https://duelingnexus.com/●Master Duel: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449850/YuGiOh_Master_Duel/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97238683Its a shame he can only SS himself from the backrow if he was placed there by his own effect. Otherwise you could just throw in a Millennium package and use him as a free body.
Some things I think would be cool for Chemicritters:>A Methane Themed Poly-Chemicrtter (CH4)>A Nitrogen Chemicritter>Three Nitrogen Molecule Poly-Chemicritters (NO2, NH3, CN3)>Three Vola-Chemicritters that use Nitrogen in the Molecule they're referencing (CH3NH2, HNO3, CN4O2)>One Bigger Xyz that uses the Vola-Chemicritters as Materiels The Attributes would be as follows:>Nitrogen Chemicritter: EARTH>Poly-Chemicritters: LIGHT, FIRE, WIND, EARTH>Vola-Chemicrtters: WATER, WIND, EARTH>Bigger Xyz: LIGHT
>super autistic about the condition of my cards>makes the tips of my fingers sweat when dealing with them raw in a horrible feedback loop
>>97238515>i'd go for blue-eyes instead
>>97238363Rather than trying to force you off the deck I'll engage with the list at hand to let you play it.I don't entirely understand why you have so many extenders, is it just for underworld goddess in case you see a towers? Why not just play kaijus main.I'd keep droplet, LSs (move raigeki/HFD to a LS), and the handtraps but the other going 2nd cards seem extra and suited as sideboard cards. Like you dont know if superpoly is going to work so it's better off being sided in over removal for games 2 and 3.ED is mostly superfluous removal options so no notes there.I know you want to send their S/Ts but I think trying to "bury the bricks" with so many discard outlet cards is maybe a bit too risky.If you do want to commit to that though, maybe conaider cynet mining as an outlet and extender for link material.
>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
>>97238357>>97237297>be Lord Sobek>the Imperishable, king of the stars, breaker of the neverborn, lord of all that can be seen and unseen, the undeniable, the master of the dead words, the dismisser of the false king's pawns, the unbendable, the denier of the storm lord's requests, the unbound, the monarch eternal of the endless void between worlds, God tamer, decrier of the false star, bounder of the broken lords, prince of all treasures of the snow capped worlds, avenger of the fallen empire, rebuilder of the blackstone pylons, void banisher, and many many more>and this>is boring>yes the bloodletter is quite quick and has damaged my eyes, chest, and thigh but i just repaired it as i countered the more serious blows waiting for a chance to toss my tesseract vault and capture him>the healing is a little slower than i expected but that might be because my last cryptek was a pervert and my body doesnt quite match my internal view of myself >or something>honestly i gave up trying to work out the exact results of the biotransference a few eons ago >counter another blow aimed at my chest and go for a follow through >honestly ill grant him this being a calmer bloodletter has made him less predictable than most of his kind >he chooses to avoid following through on certain attacks if there is a clear chance i can counter or parry>not very khorne like >but again im just biding time waiting for my moment to-Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97239679>look to the bloodletter "next time.">teleport out and let my lychguard handle trying to capture him>appear before the Krampus daemon>tesseract vault in hand"I am Lord Sobek, the Imperishable, king of the stars, breaker of the neverborn, lord of all that can be seen and unseen, the undeniable, the master of the dead words, the dismisser of the false king's pawns, the unbendable, the denier of the storm lord's requests, the unbound, the monarch eternal of the endless void between worlds, God tamer, decrier of the false star, bounder of the broken lords, prince of all treasures of the snow capped worlds, avenger of the fallen empire, rebuilder of the blackstone pylons, void banisher, and many many more">if i could grin it be ear to ear"and you...are mine.">it be a lot cooler if there wasnt a whimpering meatbag child between my legs looking like she is about to...>whatever children do>regardless i take control of the necron forces in the arena directly ensure that we are not interruptedfocus your attacks on the daemons and corrupted humans >in the distance i can hear a familiar voiceComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97235885>>97235950>>97238188>>97238422>>97238465>Be Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ Mayor of New Yur.>The Blood Bowl arena has devolved into even more chaos than before. >The Man of Iron has set off a bunch of fireworks yet it's still somehow playing the game and scored a point for the orks?>The kriegers have started rioting and are beating everyone up like a bunch of hooligans.>A couple marauder bombers flew over the arena then disappeared over the horizon (I'm guessing they're part of the half time show?)>A tech priest teleported in and dropped off a warboss in fancy power armor.okthat'sdefinatlygottobeagainsttherules.redcard>SOmehow the khornates seam to be the most well behaved people in the arena and are actually still following the rules of the game.>I call my bodyguards to me for protection since I really don't like how close the kriegers are getting to my box.>Still somehow the orks are winning, but they're probably going to be disqualified due to all the cheating.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97239937MFW
>>97237350>>97237404>>97238188>>97238473>Be da ONE TRUE RED GOBBO!>Afta suxezzfully guiding da humie coco ship to da landen zone, I enta da atmophere wiv demitgetstoastbutmysleighisfireproof.kunnin>I see humie spoiky git bomber xploding everyfingnotonmywatch.gobbo>I swing around me sleigh and start dakkaing da humie bombers, hitting one that crashes inta da trenches>I den follow another one but one pursues me from behind>I swing up and da stupid humie kit shootz down ez own lad insteadgoblinlaugh.pnsquig>NO ONE SHOOTS DOWN DA RED GOBBO!
Merry Christmas EditionHere is a thread to discuss trading card games other than the big three.>Build Divide>Force of Will>Final Fantasy TCG>DBZ CCG>Wixoss>Keyforge>Gundam>Legend of the 5 Rings (L5R)>Digimon>Flesh and Blood>Gate Ruler>Battle SpiritsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97239214This is why I don't join any acg and merely complain about them here instead.
Holy kek, quite the flurry of activity here today! Just wanted to stop in and say Merry Christmas, and I love you all (even when some of you behave a bit silly). I hope all of your families are doing well and that you got a nice break from work. <3
I'm waiting to see if 401games does a blanket %off sale tomorrow. Boardgamebliss has gone to absolute shit and refuses to do anything better than fucking 5% off if you spend 200 bucks level shitSo Im hoping to get maybe 15% off my order and get two neopets startersUnion arena get some RRK and YYH boosters just for nostalgia, maybe some nikke ones too. Maybe a demons slayer starter if its cheapIf sorcery is 50% off or more get the startersBut yeah, christmas and boxing day is just where i see what chaff is sitting around they want to blowout and grab a little bit here and there>>97239716I was here a few hours ago and it was abysmalMerry/Happy Christmas Catanon. Thank you for you always contributing interesting images when you stop by
>>97239800>nikke
>>97239862>they turned the cat event into a cardDamn, wonder what the effect does
I refuse to believe Halo Flashpoint is even a 10th as successful as Mantic claims. In terms of online, easy to find metrics it has:3100 people as part of its sub(P)reddit.2100 or so people as part of Facebook Groups.No one discussing it on Twitter gets many likes/comments/retweets.No one big or well known talks about/plays it on Youtube.Yet it's one of the fastest growing and more popular tabletop games to come out recently?I don't buy it.I don't hate the system, but I am baffled by Mantic's ability to get away with lying about how successful this game is.
>>97236626Bungiefags will buy virtually anything even if they never intend to play it. The fact that they only reached the breaking point on Destiny's bullshit THIS YEAR, after a decade of "vaultings" of $100 DLC, is actually insane.
>>97236626I probably would have picked it up if it hadn't been based on the vidya pvp model from day 1. Spartan vs Spartan tdm is lame for a wargame.
>>97237885The second most common complaint about H:GC (after it not being in 28mm) was that the gameplay didn't resemble the videogames.I also think making a tabletop game based on the multiplayer was stupid, but it was kinda what people wanted.
MFW I learned it's basically a tabletop recreation of a multiplayer match. I mean, I always figured it was a given players would want to do whole squads and armored vehicles etc.
>>97239294>Roll for mission>Roll for deployment>Setup>Roll for first turn>Opponent finds rocket launcher+sword+jump pack>I find a needler and smg.>Concede the game.
Merry Christmas edition>Previous>>97224887>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0>Mediafirehttps://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD>Mega Ihttps://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ>WoD5 Megahttps://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyA>STV content foldershttps://pastebin.com/9i9zhydQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97239803I've actually never really had a holiday episode in any ttrpg, not just WoD. I wouldn't really know how to work that into a plot or a one shot.
>>97239803>Has Christmas/the holiday season ever played a role in your game? (beyond just taking place around the timeframe)Not in WoD, no. The longest chronicle I played in ran for over 90 sessions; but we only got through a couple of in-game days per session, so we only got through the spring and summer. Malifaux and Dark Heresy are the only campaigns I can think of where we had distinctly Christmas-themed stories.
>says that thinning paint isn't needed>post a picture saying the paint looks fine>chunkiest shit ever known to menis this guy blind?
>>97234557>miniatures>You know, from Latin "minimus" implying the existence of small details?Miniatures is from Latin "miniare" meaning "to paint red".
Could be better, but it's not really thin your paints meme tier.
>>97238712Oh fuck shit, I used multiple colors on mine...
>>97234752I think we'd be more likely to see 3D printers capable of painting before we saw the technology decoupled like that.
>>97239543There are 3d printers that can do multiple colors, but they're FDM which still isn't ideal for miniatures (good for terrain though). I can imagine multi-color resin printing, but the logistics of making your partially built model move around without cross contaminating the different colors of resin in other vats feels like a challenge. You'd at least need to design them so there's no locations where uncured resin could pool while the model is upside down.
Do you prefer systems with a strict class-based martial/caster division or classless systems that allow anyone to dip into anything at the cost of never being great at it?
>>97229027Class based with the ability to mix and match and make tradeoffs here and there.
>>97239169Truth.
>>97229027This looks like shit.
>>97239190That's not how Candlejack works, retard - you have to say the entire n
>>97239169hasn't ever happened in any of my games.
>need to read one or more literal textbooks before being able to engage with the gamehonestly that's kinda crazy
If you can't take an afternoon or two to get acquainted with the setting and it's people, why would I want you at the table?
>>97235646How are you going to stop anyone from buying the dmg?
>>97235374>I need to know how to play the game to play the gameSorry not every game is Candy Land and even that game has 3 pages explaining how to roll dice. Ftfy.
>>97235646There isn't a dmg or phb, the system is one book.
>>97235646There's literally nothing in there that shouldn't be public knowledge to a player, are you retarded?
A girl made me the most awkward of dice sets>inb4 fat hands
Fat hands
>>97239620If there's any chance she's into you, go for it
>>97239620that's sweet
>>97239620lose weight fatty
>>97239620jesus christ that's awfulsorry for your loss, oepi
Another Infernals edition edition>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and SplatsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22m7PC9hKFQWhat sort of creature sshould this gentle spirit that tirelessly seeks to liberate random mortals from their worldly attachments be in Exalted? I am thinking a second circle demon, but then she would be stuck in hell most of the time instead of terrorizing Creation.
>>97238655What was that talk, earlier in thread, of environmental effects being easy to deal with then?
Merry Xmas /exg/! Or whatever holiday that would be the equivalent in Creation! Ligier is bringing presents and it would be best if you accepted them all, lest you be turned to radioactive coal.Anyways I want to play an Infernal that hits the enemy with as many penalties as possible so my team mates just wipe the floor with them. But I also want to play a performance supernal infernal. Decisions decisions...
>>97238625This reminds me of an old cartoon, but I don't remember its name.
>>97238461>>97238514>>97238536>trained mundane animals that can learn a couple tricks are better at fighting than actual warrior demigodsVery funny.
This is a second OSRG, seperate from the main osrg thread, where you CAN talk about 2e, retroclones, and any osr content you want.This is different than the regular osrg as due to rampant trolling from a handful of bad actors, discussion is impossible.PREVIOUS THREAD>>97206318
>>97238626Perhaps I gave you too much credit when it came to knowing C&C. The biggest weakness with the SIEGE engine in my experience is the lack of ability to make saving throws if it’s not a primary stat. But I say embrace it. Someone on your team presumably can make it or have a better chance to. you stupid faggot cunt motherfucker
>>97226762My main problem with the explorer is that it's always better to dex as your best start rather the classes prime attribute of con.
>>97238175Thank you, i m going to give it a try. The complete Druid's handbook has 2 pages of rules to play an Add1e druid in 2e... i think they were painfully aware of how shit the druid was in 2e.
>>97233406C&C is one of those games that served its purpose but the world moved on. There's a lot of games like that, particularly in the OSR.Every time I play OD&D, I get that mix of "Wow this could be great" and "Ugh this is horseshit." The skill involved in playing OD&D is filtering out the bad from the good.
>>97231522I once had a group that got so paranoid they murdered a flumph on sight.
Is it finally over for scalpers?
>>97239545Costco's selling singles?
>>97239551I bet they mean packs and some retail wagie just make a mistake. Still, limiting packs like that is pretty good anti-scalping too.
The funny thing is that a lot of scalpers are millennials, but everyone is getting tired of it. New rules will be put in place to fuck them over and they will have nothing to do. "Hmm yes it seems you bought up all the childrens cards in the area....hmmm you might be able to be a fry cook'
I work at a Walmart in the midwest, and there are only automated limits put in place, per transaction. Usually 4 per same item. However, there is nothing stopping a cashier from just doing multiple transactions of the same cards. Might flag something in the system eventually, but I have yet to see it.My manager doesn't really care about scalpers and re-salers, so there's always this group of arabs that come in and buy the whole set of laptops that just went on clearance, just so they can sell them online for 2x/3x the clearance price. Wish we could tell them to kick rocks, but Walmart only cares about "number go up!" and other self-destructive behavior.
Men who make/roleplay female characters, why do you? Why do you think it bothers /tg/ so much?>inb4 I don't because I'm not a faggut, hurr durr
>>97226627>Dislikes>flirtingMaybe at your table.
>>97208094>Tg thread about men roleplaying as girls>Look inside>Argumentation about the inherent qualities of empathy, and the barrier between the perceived self and otherness
>>97238976That still a man.
>>97238976>Think of a man, then remove reason and accountabilitythe whole film is about how jack nicholson's character's life improves immensely once he stops being an asshole. Particularly to women, but also just in general.
>>97239631shh, you're only supposed to care about pithy oneliners, not context
The Ghost of Christmas Past exhorts you to post your pile of shame, so that you may resolve to address it in the coming year.
Keep this up until tomorrow evening and I'll show you something.