>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
>>97231028>>97230644>>97229885>be tiny Tam >oh god emperor save me >i picked the worst possible barrack >and it wasnt empty >the krieg already hate me for being an "mutant" but something about that "blessing" the commander was giving the rest of them made my head hurt >i run as fast as my thin legs can carry me>which isnt faster than two grown kriegers apparently >barely have time to duck into a side passage in one of the trenches as i use the snow to my advantage to find another place to hide >doesnt work >the guards approach shovels in hand>at least i can see momma soon>suddenly something big jumps down and crushes one of the krieg and snaps the other's neck with one titanic armComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97231286>>97230644>>97230644>be spencer>of the alpha legion>then the deathwatch >now of the "who gives a rats ass this shit makes no sense anyways" legion>few days ago the contact i set up on happy ending went missing>usually not something to concern myself with but from what i saw during my time having her as my contact that usually meant she was finding some new genestealer cult or major daemon incursion by falling ass backwards into it >followed the cult from Happy ending to "Nordica II" >man how long has this place been here>regardless given im not technically a free agent i figured uncovering whats going on might be a good use of Alphariusmus >not that we tell anyone about it but part of why this day HAS so many names is because of us>staring down at what is the thinnest sad sack of an orphan to ever piss itself in shitty rags >honestly if not for the ears and tail you couldnt tell it apart from most orphans that dont get taken to the scholas in the imperiumComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97227528>>97228987>>97230656>Be Cummissar Analstasia Van Gina of the Schlick LXIXth, formerly Vanessa >I put the final touches on my outfit >Corset, high heels, open fur coat, fur hat, lots of piercings and jewelry, heavy make-up >I decided to change my appearance from my lush and stunning daemonette body to Vanessa’s barely adequate original form to avoid upsetting the Imperials, but I am now regretting it. Her pale coloration doesn’t go well with white fur and purple eyeliner, and I couldn’t find any bras that fit snug on her comparatively small chest so I eventually decided to let them hang free >It is time to head to the Blood Bowl arena, but most of my entourage is too intoxicated to drive, or in some cases too intoxicated to move >I guess that last round of wine was one too many, particularly when it is laced with intoxicants meant for daemons and Marines, not feeble mortals >It is honestly surprising that no one has died yet >Driving my own limo would send the wrong message, so I head to the lobby and grab the only lackey there who is still standing >She must be brand new since instead of moaning with pleasure at the very thought of serving me, she just looks really nervous >I make a mental note to break her in later, a Cummissar can’t allow her followers to be too nervous to enjoy themselves, that is rule #1 >For the first half of the drive to the Blood Bowl, I allow my remaining entourage members to pleasure me until they pass out from intoxication or exhaustion >I spend the second half of the trip watching the driver who seems only a hair width from having a panic attack or a heart attack the entire time Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97231432>Perhaps this is a sign that I should take on this woman as my primary lover, she is sort of cute in a frazzled sort of way >I try consulting Vanessa’s memories, but remembering her earliest hours in Dixie’s service only creates intense fear and panic within the lingering traces of Vanessa's psyche that I share my mind with, so eventually I coax her back to sleep with mental waves of pleasure >When we reach the Blood Bowl arena, I invite the driver up to my private booth so we can get to know each other better, which just seems to make her more nervous >I am not sure what she is so afraid of, it is not like we are in the middle of a raging battle like Dixie and Vanessa were when they first met >I am not too concerned though, I have a few tricks that can put anyone at ease
>>97230667>>97231432>>97230644>>97226585>>97228987>be da red mek >dragging da "gift" back through da space hulk as da bloodbowl game begins >da boss said to set em up ONLY once da khorne gits are krumpt >or our runtz>point iz he wants da crabby spikey boys ta be on da field when we "gift" it to all da humies >feel ma brain itchy again>not da usual itchin tho"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.">wots all dat mean >look to da "gift"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Which one do you recruit and why?
>>97227215>>97227948Plot Twist: The new pope is secretly an evil necromancer bent on becoming a demilich
>>97227834turn undead sounds like a spell for transforming into a zombie. there's no turn dragon spell to drive a dragon away or turn demon to tell orcus to fuck off
>>97226577>recruiting the pope into your party
>>97228129When the Lich horde is to much for your party and the kingdom to handle and therefore the pope himself must step into the field to confront the Lich himself pretty kino idea ngl
>>97227183Jesus what a gay answer
Jabbering Jabberwock EditionDiscussion of the Towergirls CYOA, RPG, Setting, or Video Games welcome here!Everyone is welcome.FAQhttps://pastebin.com/vv4xQuwDCharts:Main Gens: https://e-hentai.org/g/2556775/f1669e072b/Imgchest backups(not sorted): https://imgchest.com/p/na7ko9dky8dhttps://imgchest.com/p/pg73rmbv7rnLegacy Charts: https://imgur.com/a/IRtoHXhSide Quests: https://imgur.com/a/7euVXRTComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97223238Weird. Now it works.
Sold!https://files.catbox.moe/fdnepf.png
>>97226620The art and personality of this Merchant Princess is quite nice
>>97226620Nice!>>97226973Depends on the investment return!
Christmas is coming!
This is a second OSRG, seperate from the main osrg thread, where you CAN talk about 2e, retroclones, and any osr content you want.This is different than the regular osrg as due to rampant trolling from a handful of bad actors, discussion is impossible.PREVIOUS THREAD>>97206318
>>97231105Scarlet Heroes is somewhat Chinese inspired
>>97231574>Pile of rags/Cloak/Shirt/etc. is actually a monster.>Guy covered in rags attacking you is not actually a monster, but the rags are.>The mummy approaching you unravels into a pile of bandages; as you inspect the bandages, they wrap themselves around you>Thief develops a symbiotic relationship with a Raggamoffyn and uses its abilities to bypass various obstacles using the Rag's ability to fly and fit through small cracks in exchange for sacrificing magical items to it>After sneaking into Tomoyo's bedroom, as you try and steal some of her panties, her panties begin to attack you
>>97231691>popular tavern has veiled erotic dancers who never speak>they're actually kidnapped women controlled by a group of Raggamoffyns
How do we fix the druid spell list in 2e?
>>97231801Throw it in the trash with the rest of 2e
Excess Dragonballs EditionHere is a thread to discuss trading card games other than the big three.>Build Divide>Force of Will>Final Fantasy TCG>DBZ CCG>Wixoss>Keyforge>Gundam>Legend of the 5 Rings (L5R)>Digimon>Flesh and Blood>Gate Ruler>Battle SpiritsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97229146https://gamebanana.com/mods/617307
>>97231624
>>97231680
>>97229929>interesting in playingThe ESL jeet hates Sorcery. Really makes you think.
>>97219166>fab is an esport simulator>sorcery is the magic version of metazooBoth are retarded but at least fab got a working card game and it's not just scalper heaven, even if it got the worst art style I ever saw in a tcg.
The Three Emperors EditionPrevious thread:>>96939608>Thread Question:Do you plan any big projects for the next year already?>Community Summary of Wargames:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11JoUpGIRDp5DZdgJ24rijKHgyY-qvvR5QnVtHIp57Tw/edit?usp=sharing>List of Historical Tactical, Strategic, and Military Drill treatises:http://pastebin.com/BfMeGd6R>ZunTsu Gameboxes:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97230023Perry has the best poses but I think Victrix has better sculpts.
Evening lads. Is there a pdf of the 3rd edition Bolt Action rules floating about? I checked the mediafire above but it's just 1st & 2nd
>>97230976Victrix Napoleons are their absolute worst kits, have zero options, and the sculpts are not good at all.
>>97230976>Victrix>better sculptsVictrix fanbois really are retarded.>>97228585No, that was zimmeritt's job. The concrete was for extra protection, some US tank units used it too.>>97229613Skirmish or battle lines? Any rules that work in 15mm/28mm etc. will work.
Battleships are apparently back in business as of last night. How will this affect modern warship gaming?
This is a highly niche question, but: what's the best TTRPG anthology you've ever read, and what made it good in your opinion?
>>97230723Wizardy[/spoier].So just like 99% of Nip media that reference any game at all. But if you ever played any, you will instantly spot it
>>97231230>WizardryAs in, the video game series?
>>97231255Yes.For reasons unknow, it's FUCKHYUUUGE in Japan, and they keep making their own, new installments for past 15 years, if not longer.Almost all Nip media that is referencing RPG, is always referencing Wizardy, rather than any actual TTRPG. But since Wizardy is, well, Wizardy, it's very easy to think this is either some stuff from old editions of DnD (or MMORPG stuff)
>>97229406Pic related.That said it is the only ttrpg that I'm aware of which was published as an anthology. Sure they're great games, but there aint that much competition.
>>97231734If you count these, you could also count White Wolf's Adventure, Aberrant and Aeron Trinity.
Post-Apocalyptic Fantasy? >A world rocked by cataclysm>landscapes filled with chaos and wonder>mage storms>An enduring mystery; what happened, and what happened in the intervening centuries?>An atmosphere of hope and renewal, as heroes rise, and mysteries are investigated.>Darkness and evil await in corners and ruins, like pools of dank water waiting for the sun>the brink of a New Age Interesting setting? What elements would you include? I'm just gonna throw zombies at them.
RIFTS(tm) is the best, purest post-apoc science fantasy game ever made. None can ever come close.
>>97229444>>97231253Forgot to mention that there is a DLC for the game, which is started by talking to a lady standing on a pier at night in the starting area (Cassardis). Highly recommend that you do not even speak to her until later in the game. To keep it as spoiler-free as possible, you can talk to her after you have seen a cutscene involving a very large hole and have explored it. Hope this helps! Game is currently $4.79 on Steam.
>>97231276>Ignoring games that don't have stories doesn't make it so games need stories.Oh, sorry, did you want to have a discussion on backgammon? Or did you enter what is clearly a thread about tabletop RPG settings, and then throw a bitch fit because people want to talk about setting stuff for their games? You know exactly how much of an uncreative, unimaginative loser you are, that's why you've spent months coming into the threads to cry about them, Wilbur. Get over it.
Had several campaigns in a setting loosely inspired by Tekumel.>mankind took to the stars in "seed ships">passengers are suspended in cryosleep>ship AI autonmously searches for inhabitable planets>purges natives via drones from orbit>terraforms the planet according to human needs>installs infrastructure for human utopia On the campaign world the natives offered more resistance than expected and made the ship crash while it was still in the first phase. Autonomous drones still managed to bomb them into the stone age. Majority of the human cargo was killed in the crash and with the now defunct ship was unable to rebuild a high tech society while it was still being pestered by autonmous planetary defense systems. Games were set at different periods after the arrival. Humanity, AI and Alfarri (natives; sue me) have formed and sometimes intermingled in several different cultures.
>>97219278This is like word for word 4e's Points of Light/Nentir Vale setting. Even including the zombies since the first 1-30 adventure path was about the demon prince of undeath trying to assassinate/absorb the goddess of death so he could control everything that ever dies.
>'member when Primarchs were CLONES of Thy Emperor and not his sons with Erda ("Goddess-Empress" meme-turn-canon)>'member when Erda didn't exist and didn't ruin the Imperium by ejecting her sons to the Warp just to piss off Thy Emperor>'member when 40k was actually absurdist Grimdark and not mature, deep, serious Hopepunk>'member when the Imperium was actually xenophobic and not species-mixer with Eldars and Tau>'member when Salamanders were "reverse albinos" (Caucasians with actual black skin) instead of space wakandans>'member when Space Wolves, Ultramarines and Cadians were 100% whites>'member when Custodes were 100% males>'member when Mortarion despised being Nurgle's slave>'member when Magnus despised being Tzeentch's slave >'member when Necrons were space egyptian terminators and not space B1 droids with spooky body>'member when Thy Emperor was a tragic idealist man and not "CEO of galactic daddy issues">'member when SM armors were actually cool and had beaks and not the current clusterfuck of iconography and stamps Membermarine 'members. And you?
>>97218298Sadly no, please give us more context, sounds cool.
>>97222162>It was never directly stated that the Primarch's were clones.It is literally write in the next editions (before Erda) how Primarchs were created 100% from Emperor's DNA.>Salamanders were just black guys Read OP again, "reverse albinos", BLACK-skinned caucasians (european skull and physiognomy).>The custodes were 100% nothing because there were only four linesStill, they were 100% males, if you want females you have the Sisters of Silence.>The Emperor's motivations were always shadyOk, at least back then he was not the "CEO of daddy issues".>The Imperium were literally breeding with Eldar in the RT rulebook.Ok, eldars are "human-like", you can have the "honorary humans" category, but at least the Imperium still was xenophobic in a cool way, without all the 50/50 Schrödinger's human supremacism of the current edition.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97222201>Good>Faggy Primarchshit>Cawly Sue>All the Ynnaritrash that went nowhere to appeal to tranime fans>End Times for 40K but more cowardly because of the backlash against ET>Basically GW chucking a melty because the Eye of Terror campaign didn't go the way they wanted The last time the FLUFF(fuck off back to your parasocial youtube crush with your "lore" shit you fucking gaylord) was good as a whole was 4th edition. Even the occasional bright moments that still happened in the otherwise sea of shit and faggotry from 5th onwards were long gone before Gathering Storm started.
>>97217250The actual biggest indicator of bad writing.
>itt zoomers hallucinating what they think middlehammer was like and seething about it4chan is always a confidence boost, at least I'm not as big a loser as you fags.
It's Da PDF Share Thread!Get ready to stuff your hard drive like Santa's Magic Sack!STEP 0:<----- That image is not a PDF, it's an image, at least for now. Check the 4plebs link below to find the PDF.PLEASE READ DA FAQ BEFORE REQUESTING OR SHARING.It will answer 99% of your questions about this thread. If you haven't read it, we will know.STEP 1:Please exhibit good manners. Threads start sliding off the board after a certain number of posts. More posts wasted on being rude means fewer posts available for sharing.STEP 2:Request, share, stay awesome!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Looking for Fire, Fusion and Steel (both editions)
Kindly requestingVileborn CorebookThe Winter King CorebookKingsmouth Providence Campaign GuideKingsmouth Traveller's GuideMIR - OathGerman version of the 2d20 Dune CorebookTIA
>>97227904Many thanks!
>>97228534Seconding. The Foundry files I got was for V11.
>>97220293>>97225173thanks anons
What kind of fantasy monsters are you into? I like original abominations, standard humanoids/mythological creatures/giant animals are boring to me.
>>97231289
>>97231700
>>97231720I got a better one.
>>97231749>the heat miser loves yahtzeeLearn something new every day.
>>97228517The Nemean Lion. I like the fact its a huge ass lion with nigh invulnerable skin and is intelligent. Moreso that Grappler Baki has become the baseline of what I consider "mundane" strength in a fantasy setting so pic related would be how I'd imagine the Nemean Lion to be.
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97230987Hellstar Remina technically fits all of those characteristics
>>97230987Norse Myth has it all, but it won't be a cheap build.
>>97230987Viking Saga
>>97230987That's pretty much most power fantasy jump.
>>97230987I like how half the replies assume space battlecruiser and the other half assume a sailboat.
>Session 1 of buddy's new campaign>It's clear he hasn't read the rules at all and is totally winging it
>>97230694nice samefagging, op.
>>97230753That's unfortunately, but they are trying and if you gently nudge them towards actually reading the GMing section in their system of choice, they will hopefully learn eventually. GMing is fucking hard and even if you are well versed in the rules, it is still something you can only get good at through lots of practice and lots of fucking up.I remember having to fuck up half a dozen campaigns that either fizzled or crashed and burned before I ran a campaign so good that it kept going for 2 straight years.
>>97231610If someone doesn't have the ability to read the rules on their own then they are not cut out to GM
>>97231712They're just over eager. You don't have to handhold them, just strongly encourage them. It would help if you actually talked to them and told them that you have no interest in nannying them through every session.
>>97231764I've been begging people to read the rules for every game we've ever played for years. It's just a genetic thing I think
Holiday EditionDiscuss and post elves. Elf lore, gameplay, and art are all appreciated.QOTT: What are some of the best gifts to give elf-lovers? What gifts would you give to lovers of other races/species/ancestries/whatever?
>>97231104Did we ever determine why vampirism seems to turn humans into elves?>Makes your ears and facial features pointier>Tremendous increase in lifespan>Turns you permanently smug and snobbish
I would give elves magical friendship rings.
How do you like your mutants?Do you like them looking more like anthros or circus freak shows?
>>97230789It also helps if OP has something he actually wants to discuss, like Mutant-themed games, or games with cool Mutation mechanics, or something. Not just...>what do you guys think about mutants?
>>97230856Only when someone comes in the thread and says it's not
>>97230902Mutants can apply to any setting I'm more focused on what are the look preference that people want
>>97231280>I'm more focused on an aspect that's probably the most worthless to playing tabletop gamesCool. You'll fit right in on this board.
>>97231280Look preference is based on the game and the premise. No point in doing Furry mutants in a Mad Max-themed game, and no point doing tumormen in a TMNT game. If you're going to come here, you need to know the barest details of what playing a TTRPG is actually like.
