>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
>>97226585>candlemasIsnt that a my brother my brother an me thing?
>>97260789>>97260944>Be Hot Krampus, Lesser Daemon of Slaanesh >A nearby outpost explodes with “holy” light >Sigh, this garbage again >I remember a time when manifestations of the “Emperor’s Might” were pretty rare, but ever since the Great Rift they seem to happen everywhere, all the time >Oh well, it is about 5 am local time now, only one hour of glorious Krampusmas slaughter left to go >There are a few adulterers and porn addicts on the far side of town, away from the uncomfortable “light” >Grabbing Kate would have been ideal, but it is not like I don’t have a few female Felinid voyeurs in my collection already, it is not like they are a rarity
>>97260597>>97265867>>97269885>Be Priscilla, Least Fortunate Woman in the Galaxy>Ork heads are even heavier when you are trying to lift them over your own head>I tear around five muscles and smear myself in Orkish blood and hydraulic fluids, but in the end we do manage to get the Ork’s head back on its body>I won’t have been too surprised if the Ork had killed me once it got what it needed from me, but I am also not really that surprised that it doesn’t >I have noted several times in the past that Greenskins seem to have a soft spot for me, which I suspect have something to do with the reoccurring dreams I have about the Orkish Gods fighting Slaanesh for my soul. Obviously I would much rather have the Emperor fighting Slaanesh for my soul, or you know, not have dreams where my soul is being contested by gods, but the thing with the Orks has saved my skin on a few occasions >The Ork wants me to help him “loot” presents, and sure, why not? If nothing else it will give me more time to think of a plan where I slip free of both the Orks and the Slaaneshi, and maybe I will find a few items that will aid in said plan as well >Unlike the warehouse room I just came from, there are a still a few presents here, apparently the occupants of the warehouse weren’t able to teleport them all prior to being slaughtered >Also, the chopped up pieces of the former occupants have a few lootable items of their own>Among the useful objects I find are a compact autopistol, a few spare clips, a Guard issue frag grenade, switchblade, some ration bars, and also a few small “toys” which I would normally shun, but the aphrodisiacs in my system are starting to mess with my head again. I shove all the smaller items in my santa hat, which I now carry in one hand while a carry the autopistol in the other >The biggest score is a reindeer themed onesie
>>97270168>It is two sizes too small, and has openings at the groin and chest, but it is a major improvement to not wearing anything at all except the boots, santa hat, ball gag, and the slave collar >Speaking of the slave collar, I tend to forget it is there for some reason, it is surprisingly lightweight >The next present I open is a hand held mirror, whose handle is shaped like a shackled nude woman >I use the mirror to inspect myself for injuries or other abnormalities >I look even worse in the onesie than I thought, hopefully the next present has a coat in it, or at least underwear >The slave collar looks like it is made of solid gold with large gems embedded in it, but the material seems to have some flexibility to it, and the felt inner liner makes it surprisingly comfortable >There is a small little heart dangling from a short chain attached to the front of the collar. The heart has an inscription on it that seems to read “Krampus Anal Bitch”, but as I look harder, the letters seem to rearrange themselves and say “Analstasia’s Bitch”>That is not good >I don’t have much time to dwell on what I just saw, as at that moment, several Schlick soldiers, mutants, and daemonettes enter the room, led by an achingly gorgeous Space Marine in polished pink armor with gold trim and purple rose insignia >The very pretty Marine says something along the lines of “Don’t worry milady, I will rescue you” >My heart flutters, and then I remember that, although he may be slender for a Space Marine, he will probably split me in half if his junk is proportional to the rest of his body >And that makes my heart flutter again >Stupid aphrodisiacs, I am glad I had the foresight to gag myself before leaving the sex dungeon >Or maybe the Space Marine is himself enchanted to make him irresistibleComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97270195>If there is one aspect of warfare I am actually sort of good at it is pistol marksmanship >The bullets hit him in the face despite the reasonable distance, but simply bounce off with no visible effect >The Ork opens fire on the Slaaneshi, and I distance myself from the Ork, but also open fire on the more fragile looking targets with my autopistol >I am pretty sure the Slaaneshi are under strict orders not to harm me, but I have no desire to get hit by ricochets or stray fire >There seems to be only one door out of this room, and it is the one the Slaaneshi came from >Fuck my life
All things come to an end, including 2025 (edition)>Previously in the Mortal Realms:>>97248359 >Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata, Sharty on the 'log and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97270059Aosg is such a small board that if someone says "post models" and you post models half the time the other person will be like "my bad I didn't know it was you, sorry for calling you retarded but I still think you're wrong". I don't think we have enough critical mass of users to start generating schizos.
Okay but when are gargants getting their time?
>>97270082Kind of hard to expand the range. I feel like theyll always be how they are now.
>>97270059>>97270078You can continually see people who write “ post models “ do it in bad faith. You’ll post and then they will move the goalposts. Like the retard today who stated you need an AoS army to ask if AoS is boardgamey by design or if it’s because of the army rules for the two factions. Just ignore “ post model “ posters as they are almost all doing it in bad faith.
>>97270082The Gargants for the 5th edition will cease to be their own faction and their units will be distributed among the armies of destruction; that's in the best-case scenario, and in the worst-case scenario they will simply be wiped out, just like what happened to the Chaos Furries and the African Orcs.
Work in Progress, End-of-the-Year Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Not too sure what colour to go for on the gun but otherwise happy with how she's shaping up.
>>97269938Warm brown with orange or red accents. Maybe a warm grey, maybe one that lhat leans a little blue. Those would contrast with the armor but not distract from it. Could also do a burnt orange with purple or red accents, that might fuck.
>>97269652brass and yellow won't have much contrast
>>97269962Nice suggestions, cheers. Currently since the unpainted pale gun doesn't look too bad I'm inclined to do the same bruised-ish wraithbone look as the knife.
>>97270165what a brat with her tummy exposed like thattickle correction is needed
Holiday cheer editionPrevious:>>97223714Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/h8Tz2ze8Survey results: https://pastebin.com/YJPZ44rqSeasonal TQ:>How do you deal with friends&family absolutely resistent to any form of game teach?>Will anon repeat his autistic data gathering endevour this year?Actually interesting TQ:>How important is winning to you? Almost noone is a mustwin-tourneyfag, but we all tend to like games we are good at more, conciously or subconciously.
>>97268923>developed via a single gimmick>cheap to produce>stupid easy to teach>fast and familiar appeals to casuals >game theory and pedantry appeals to nerds>did I mention it's stupid cheap to produce?and that was before the tariff situation
Finally got a chance to play the Nus and I feel like a basic bitch for liking it so much more than GR. Glass is easily the more impressive design, but I don't think I ever had a moment playing it that felt fun. Nus is straight up fast-food tier and I'm here for it.
>>97268992What if it rains?
>>97269004looks sunny enough. I'd be worried about wind though
>>97268923It's >>97268983It was the same with roll&write games. Cheap to make so they can just churn them out and take the risk.
how did you explain having literal blue human women in your scifi setting?
>>97259986I don't. They simply do.
>>97259986The progenitor race had a fetish for blue human women.
>>97269869based galactic uncs
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>>97259986I just like space babes
Happy New Year’s Eve and Calibration Edition!>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and SplatsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97269123Unless they wanted to join your cult.
>>97269081In real life, and also in Creation, people are driven by a number of different desires, values and goals that may sometimes, even frequently, be mutually contradictory. In other words, it's entirely possible to both genuinely believe that Bible is the word of God and to genuinely have distinctly un-Biblical urges. It's possible to, say, covet your neighbour's wife and to believe that you shouldn't covet your neighbour's wife at the same time. Whichever desire and/or belief ypu actually act on doesn't make the other one go away. Similarly in Creation, a piously Immaculate farmer may resent his lot in life and think that the local governor is an asshole, while also believing that doing his job as a farmer to the utmost while respecting the authorities is the thing to do, while dealing with the cognitive dissonance following from that in some personal way. Maybe he suppresses some part of what he feels and projects it on others, maybe he "makes up" for his sinful dreams of a life grander than he's been given in this life through particularlt vocal Immaculacy, maybe he figures that in general authorities are alright and farmers content with their lot but his particular governor just so happens to be a right cunt who's ruining it for everyone and making it hard to be a good Immaculate. Whatever, either way both the Immaculate Philosophy and desires incompatible with the Immaculate Philosophy are genuine and meaningful forces defining his actions and psychology.
>>97269078A fantasy setting written out of contrarianism.
>>97269164Ehhh, you're carrying a lot of water for made up religion when I'm saying people don't really believe their religions as a general rule. They believe in their culture and traditions, but that's it. They don't have faith. That's my lived experience
>>97268587Caste Books Dawn. Senebau's keeping hidden purely because he's being hidden away by his Dragonblooded slavemaster, and his activities concealed. He'd have been found and killed otherwise, despite being fairly low-key and used to hiding his true feelings, and also Exalting indoors without many witnesses.
Previous Thread: >>97096644For: Creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs; including Solo Rpgs, Homebrews, and Greentexts about your game sessions (specify the system you are using)>DON'T post or ask for "Looking For Group" or "Looking for Players".>DON'T sperg about Hentai logic, Hentai Artists or NTR. Take your meds.>NO Shota/loli crap. Go to /trash/>What's a Solo RPG?1: YouTube (Season 1 of Me, Myself & Die! gives a good explanation)2: Ask in the Solo RPG General: >>970620423: Solo is a good way to test out systems and to avoid problems such s "Schedule Conflict" or "Playing with Weirdos">Solo RPG Toolkit (NPC Generator, Mythic GM Emulator, etc.)https://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
This past week or so, I've been trying to teach myself Mythic 2e. Are there any good lewd oracle lists? I've sifted through some of the reading material in the op and really haven't found what I'm looking for.
>>97269256Define what you are actually looking for because i don't see how you can have "lewd oracles" when the standard ones already cover what you need, and don't say "I need an oracle to decide how my female priest is gonna get fucked" because you can just make a table yourself for that.Oracles are just tables so if you want something and you don't find it, make it yourself
>>97269323>Oracles are just tables so if you want something and you don't find it, make it yourselfI mean, I was going to eventually do this when I get more comfortable with the flow of the concept. I guess I just wanted to see some examples of what others are doing. There's meaning tables for objects, powers, smells, scavenging results, starship descriptions, ect; so I was curious what a list for lewd stuff might even contain.
>>97269374In that case it chould be something like Table 1 Action Table 2 Thing. Labyrinthus has some results which combined might have a lewd meaning but other than tat the majority are generic since it has a broader use. If you want to make something specific it could like: Table 1>lick>suck>fondle>grope>tease>strokeTable 2>breastsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Guess what came in the Mail today.
Welcome to the Old School Renaissance General, the thread dedicated to first-decade, Gygaxian D&D, its faithful modern clones, and content created for use with them. Later editions (2e and newer) should be discussed elsewhere.Broadly, OSR games encourage a tonal and mechanical fidelity to Dungeons & Dragons played as intended by its creators from 1974 to 1983 — less emphasis on linear adventures and overarching metaplots and a greater emphasis on player agency.If you are new to the OSR, welcome! Ask us whatever you're curious about: we'll be happy to help you get started. We also have two excellent beginner guides created by Anons with feedback from the thread that you can check for help:>n00b DM's Guidehttps://pastebin.com/EVvt6P0B>n00b Player's Handbookhttps://pastebin.com/XALkXkV0>Troves, Resources, Blogs, etc:http://pastebin.com/9fzM6128>Need a starter dungeon? Here's a curated collection:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97266813Sorry, should've mentioned I've read those too. I feel like after 2-3 sessions, I'd be getting the feel for it, but it feels more alien to me on session 1 than not, and if I were actually gonna run this with some friends, even preparing them for all the 'differences' from what they're used to and getting them on board conceptually, it'd really throw a wrench in if I was actually running it with that bad of a feel.That's why I'm really interested in just seeing some play examples.
>>97266862I've looked. There really isn't anything that shows you the process from behind the screen. Bandit's Keep on YouTube is probably your best shot.However I would advise just writing out in your own way a flowchart or procedure notes after reading the Moldvay Basic rules. Strictly following the procedure should be all you need as an experienced DM to find yourself playing in the OSR style. My own procedure notes in picrel may be of use, at least as an illustrative tool of what I'm talking about. Start the game as close to dungeon crawling as possible when you begin play.
>>97266427>Old School Essentialsit's good as reference but you should read b/x first since it has actual advice, explanations and examples on how play looks like.
>>97266862You're overthinking this. Just play. You'll make mistakes initially, and you'll improve with time. No big deal.Also, for decades kids have learnt to play D&D without watching videos on YouTube. You really don't need them.
>>97266962I dont concur with this advice entirely. While its true that Burger King has some good videos, he has a lot and its very hard to tell them apart at a glance. You're better off downloading subtitles off Daddy Rolled a 1 and having an AI summarize them for you (given the two hour video runtime). Focused mostly on B/X, mostly surface level, with more context, history, comparison to LBB/OD&D/AD&D it seems to me the better deal, if it must be a YouTuber.
Dubs and above turn into canon.
>>97270107Bigfoot is actually a subspecies of humans that have evolved to survive harsh climates. Their fur is so dense that it makes them less agile, but offers a small resistance to bladed weapons, similar to chainmail offering resistance against shark bites.
There are scattered, highly advanced structures dot the planet that are maintained by mysterious machines belonging to a long-gone civilization that predates other civilized lifeforms by millennia. Intense study has yet to reveal the originally intended function of these vast citadels or how they were truly created, though several cities have been built around them as the durability of their construction or just general location often proves very useful for defense.
The South is essentially what would have happened had Justinian's Empire succeeded. There's a strong united Church, a powerful Emperor backed up by military governors and a complex bureaucracy. The Church plays second fiddle to the whims of the Emperor and the senate. The league comprises five major powers: >The Second Imperium: Greek in appearance and character. The big dogs.>The Kingdom (can't figure out a name): Englishmen aesthetically, vaguely German in appearance. Saxonish.>Orange Republic: Dutchmen. They're the 'rogue traders' of the setting. >A Viking kingdom. They've recently converted and want to prove their devotion... BY KILLING HEATHENS! And many minor powers including:>Some fucked up Calvinist group.>Mafiosi.>Closeted gay monks.>Rogue Gnomish bankers.>>9726361100s are dubs?
>>97262200So this is...>>97263611Canon. Man, the implications are going places. >The Ulama are a judicial body in the Muslim world. >Slave trade.>The alternative mounts are canon! Hooray!>Crusading shenanigans. The Crusades are currently ongoing. Yakub will be pleased.
>>97270116Alexander isn't Alexander. He's actually just a fucked-up meat puppet reanimated by Yakub after Earth destroyed itself in a self-inflicted nuclear war. Alexander will pave the way to a great empire, a path of bodies drenched in the blood of innocents, a road leading to hubris and misery.
RIFTS! The science fantasy world of post-apoc cyborgs, wizards, dragons, ninjas, giant mecha, super-nazis, robot ninjas, vampires, underwater kingdoms, remnant human supertech civilizations and everything you can imagine all rolled into one setting where interdimensional RIFTS have pierced Earth's fabric and turned it into a playground for aliens and monsters!Plus other Palladium Games about superheroes, zombies, classic fantasy, supernaturals investigation and more. Talk about:>RIFTS(tm)>Heroes Unlimited>Palladium Fantasy>Beyond the Supernatural>Dead Reign>Robotech (lol)>TMNT & Other Strangeness + After the Bomb>Splicers>Nightbane>Savage RiftsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97269958I'm gonna go out on a limb & say it might be Mark Hall? He's a freelancer writer & from what I remember of him on the giantitp forums he would definitely write a disclaimer like that.
>>97269921>>97269917Those are cool & of course they must be proprietary tech! (Also, If they have telekinesis how have they not cornered the sex market?) My biggest grumble is how all the cool shit is exclusive. Thank you very very much for sharing this stuff. If I can ask, are there any good spells or armor in the book?
>>97269958>>97269991Written by Mark Oberle>>97270003Honestly not really, ill snap a few extra pictures sometime, im sleepy
>>97227092Here is the rest of the DBees. This batch was super scuffed but I got the Harune eyes, which I think is a good thing. Thanks to the anon who posted that Staphra pdf god knows how long ago. I had to dig that up....How many DBees are basically green people or lizard people?
>>97269646Yeah, that is pretty damn cringe. It reminds me of Washington cities who had to put BLM signs on their windows to hope to avoid antifa smashing their stores or homes. I see see those signs up and I still think they are living in fear.I think it's pretty pathetic. Both in that the threat of these things needing to be put in ttrpgs turned out to be toothless threats and that how these writers rolled over for the softest representation of terrorism.
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>>97270151someone made a huge jjk cyoa earlier but I didn't save it
>>97270163I never save shonen cyoas either.
Valakut editionPrevious: >>97129473>News & RemindersWorld Championship 31 won by Seth Manfield (Izzet Lessons, United States, he/him)Complete winter achievements for rewards December 16-January 6From November 18, 2025–January 19, 2026 Golden Packs will temporary contain cards differently than before due to "various pieces of internal nonsense"https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-december-15-2025>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQHave you played the brawl challenge, and if so, which commander?
>>97268943stax is 3x better on paper because your stax effects apply to 2 additional players
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*Summons a 9/9 green creature*What will you do now, fags?
>>97270075dies to doom blade
>>97270139That's it FUCK THIS SHITTY GAME
Doombull Edition>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/warhammer-the-old-world/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip>Time of Legends:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97270001There are also old Wargames Factory sculpts sold by Warlord Games.Per dollar I think Wargames Atlantic is the cheapest.Real niggas use something like THESE https://www.skullncrown.com/collections/triumph-of-death
>>97270112It is a War of the Roses army, not HYW, and I have never posted my WOTR army or my wife in /hwg/. If you're going to be a fan at least get the lore correct.
>>97270124These look amazing.>>97270128>PerryfagBlablabla I don't care, back to the black pit with you.
>>97264238I don't care about multicultural, if there were any human city anywhere in the setting where you could pander to the multicultists it's Marienburg. The issue I have is that's the kind of language they use right before they retcon the city to be 200km wide with a population like modern day London or some shit, because if a setting has dragons in it then everything has to be HUEG right? It stinks of the Blackfire Pass thing again. Hey hopefully I'm just getting reflexively mad about nothing, but I'm just tired boss.
>>97268352No there isn't. The game is the game. Painting is painting. Converting is converting. Fluff writing is writing fluff. THE HOBBY is all of those things. You can prefer some over others, but if you don't *do* all of them you're not a hobbyist and, frankly, you should be raped to death by dogs.
Previously on /slop/: >>97241519▶ Thread Task: Moody and gloomy winter pictures.And maybe characters trying to find a comfy warm corner.▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.▶ Perchance pastebin of generators and links:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>972693501girl is the tag boorus like rule34 use for generic solo images featuring 1 female subject, usually not doing anything terribly interesting.which is why you must make '2girls' instead.
>>97270023Ah, so it's some kind of porn tag, thank you, I did not know that, I get it now. I wish these whiners would understand not everything is for porn. I feel like they don't appreciate that some of us are just experimenting with the medium, & not just gripping our dicks
you make an excellent argument but just to be clear, this technology IS for porn and you SHOULD be gripping your dick.
>>97270051I thought I was being pretty respectful but okay.
Why were so many of the "OG" game designers insufferable faggots? It seems like the vast majority of game designers from the 70s and 80s were self-obsessed dickheads who openly hated and looked down on their customer base. There were obviously exceptions, and some like Gygax would go on to regret and apologize for it, but still, what made so many "professionals" back then such fags?Pic related: WFRP author James Wallis's response to a letter criticizing how railroaded The Enemy Within campaign was.
>>97267810>it's not a creative exerciseWhat a silly thing to say.
>>97266250I did exactly that thing because I didn't have anything of interest to say about the topic, and I like the questionsNone of the arguements present here were very interesting, and I see no reason not to post the 7 questionsUsing a thread filled with inane nonsense to engage in amusing nonsense shouldn't be a problem?
>>97267078Honestly also clicked out of pure boredom. I scrolled the thread not caring as random idiots shouted at each other. That question is the most "engaging" thing ITT.
D&D grew out of the wargaming scene. A lot of games from that era featured options for long running campaigns with primitive RPG mechanics while still remaining inherently adversarial. Like e.g. Circus Maximus was a racing game that allowed players to carry their chariot teams over from race to race while investing xp to improve their drivers, chariots and horses. Players were strongly encouraged to do things like wreck opposing chariots and run over one another's drivers to reset their opponents' progress. That was the gaming ecosystem that produced the first generation of dungeon masters. They simply took that mindset and carried it over to D&D and other RPGs.
>>97267969>it's a surveyyou're accusing them of content scraping, stop deflecting dumbass
