humans are boring nuff said
>>97244836Humans are just dialed up apes, which themselves have behavior common to other animals too. What people usually say is human exclusive behavior, really isn't at all but is pushed exactly because humans have a need to feel special and distinct from other life.
>>97244827>t. Tiefling with heterochromia and white hairNon-humans are just second life avatars designed after the player's fetishes
>>97245337That doesn't really help the case that non-human characters are somehow intrinsically less boring than humans.
My games only have humans and human adjacent (elves/dwarfs) races. My players never had a problem with roleplay, and the only people who get mad about it are freakshitters who think appearance = personality.
>>97244887ur fucking retarded
Skinwalker editionTell us about your horror settings, games, etc. Share inspirational art, prompts, etc.>List of games:Call of Cthulhu, Chill, Cold and Dark, Degenesis, Delta Green, Don't Rest Your Head, Dread, Esoterrorists/Fear Itself+Book of Unremitting Horror, Fall of Delta Green, GORE, Into The Shadows, KULT, Little Fears, Mothership RPG, Nemesis (free on Arc Dream's website), Nights Black Agents, Silent Legions (Mostly for the tables), Stalker: The SciFi RPG, Symbaroum, Ten Candles, Trail of Cthulhu, Unisystem (All Flesh Must Be Eaten, Witchcraft, Conspiracy X, etc.), Unknown Armies, The Whispering Vault, Vaesen>Inspirational stuff:Caitlin R Kiernan, Castlevania, Carnacki the Ghost-Finder, Doom Watch, Fear & Hunger, George Romero, Ghostwatch, House of Leaves, I Am In Eskew, John Carpenter, Kolchak the Nightstalker, Laird Barron, John Langan, M.R. James, Nick Cutter, Old Gods of Appalachia, Quatermass, Ramsey Campbell, Remedy Series (Alan Wake, Control), SCP Foundation, Scarfolk Council, Shaun Hutson, Silent Hill, Stand Still Stay Silent, The Evil Dead, The Magnus Archives, The Secret World, The Stone Tapes, Anatomy, Thomas Ligotti, Twin Peaks, Vault of Evil forums, toomuchhorrorfictionOther News:H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society releases "The Spark Devil"https://www.hplhs.org/sparkdevil.phpCurrent Book Club Topic:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97237734AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>97237734Not racist enough.
>>97237734This is actually a suprisingly faithful adaptation of The Shadow Over Innsmouth.
>>97238934
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Deck the boards with solos burningWhile the poles and leafsScream REE REE REETis the seasons to be follyAll AffO freaks go 'wege 'wege 'wegeOP dons his gay apparelLacerda, Knizia hand in handTroll /bgg/ threads we feel compelledFucking birds and FIRST, my (you)s sell wellWelcome to the Holiday Edition of the Board Games General!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97244611>Brass with assymmetric powers>Brass is betterpick a lane
>>97244611At least two of the players in my groip who own Flip 7 frequent casinos. I expect they would say yes to that and I do not want to open the door to gambling on board games.
>>97244772sometimes what sounds good on paper absolutely makes the game worse overallimagine X's and O's but the X's player (and only they) could place outside of the grid, extending it by 1 extra square. That's a game with asymmetric powers that's worse than the base game version.
Is this any good? The rulebook seems long for Knizia and I already have Ra and Biblios for auction games.
>>97244772>pick a laneI did. Brass is a much cleaner design. >>97244784>no gambling allowedLive alittle. 5 dollars between friends is nothing. You can't even play a proper hand of Blackjack anymore without 5x that amount.
Should rogue maidens be holy or unholy?
>>97244640Tell us what you think a maiden is, and why being a rogue goes against that.
>make up a thing that doesn't exist>ask question treating it like something everyone knowsAI type thread
>>97244418If they have huge tits they are unholy/succubi.If they have no tits/flat justice they are holy.
>>97244812A maiden is a virgin young woman.Rogues are inherently sluts and thus a maiden rogue is kind of an oxymoron.
>>97245396>Rogues are inherently slutsWrong.
Gets Hot edition>Previous Thread: >>97227248>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8https://pastebin.com/8riDmnhS>30k TACTICA & TIPSComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97245106You mean model wise? Medusan immortals also got quite some bionics showing.
Any work with the Vallejo TMM range yet? Thoughts?
>>97245106Medusans are in the proper scale
>>97245221tastes fine
>>97245373As long as breachers are as big as mk2 then I dont really care.
Have you ever roleplayed a female character?
>>97244310Maybe he's serving a sentence?
>>97236007My Fighting-Man surviving your attempt and raping you as spoils until you catch feelings and start purposefully failing just to be taken in his embrace and held in the safety of his steel corded arms and the scent of his sweat flesh.
>>97234702>Mossa4channibalisStay
>>97243642it does, you sound extremely gay now
>>97234702I gave it a try, not my thing
>>97171444 >What is /awg/?A thread to talk about minis and games which fall between the cracks, or peoples' homebrew wargames.The >>>/tg/hwg thread doesn't entertain fantasy (for good reason) and the other threads are locked to more specific games.This thread isn't tied to a game, a publisher, or a genre, let's just talk about fun wargames. Any scale, any company, any miniatures.>Examples of games that qualify.A Song of Ice and Fire, Argatoria, Batman Miniature Game, Carnevale, Conquest: The Last Argument of Kings,Deadzone, Dragon Rampant, Dropfleet and Dropzone Commander, Freebooter's Fate, Frostgrave, Gaslands, HeroClix,Kings of War, Maelstrom's Edge, Malifaux, Marvel Crisis Protocol, Masters of the Universe: Battleground, Moonstone,Oathmark, OnePageRules, Open Combat, RelicBlade, Rumbleslam, SAGA, StarCraft, Stargrave, Sludge, Urban War, Void,Warcaster, Warmachine, Xenos Rampant, Xenotactics......and anything else that doesn't necessarily have a dedicated thread.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97242400IF you want to keep it really, really simple for the introduction and maybe scaling it bit by bit after the first game then I'd recommend OPR Skirmish, and only go into Frostgrave and Mordheim if she really gets into fantasy skirmish
>>97242400You should get her on a diet and a stairmaster. Also Warhammer Quest (1995)
>>97244245She's a beast on the stair master desu. She'll hammer that thing for hours straight. I do my cardio in short sprints but she just keeps climbing.And good point on WHQ. I've always wanted to play that.
>>97218660>to most people the idea that you'd line up in neat ranks and take turns shooting each other seems absurdwell yeah if you describe it like that then it definitely would. history in general is gonna seem really strange if your starting assumption is that anyone who lived before "now" had the IQ of a root vegetable.
Hope everyone had a nice Christmas lads. Was going to do some Boxing Day hobby but haven't.What did you all get? I didn't ask for much this year, my work colleague got me a nice little em4 Miniatures order and my family the Planet 28 rulebook I chucked on a recent Mammoth Miniatures order.I want to paint the Space Rangers super quick whilst I'm off work
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!Now I have a BattleMech too, ho, ho, ho! Special Christmas Edition Previous Thread: >>97217175================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the Major Factionshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houseshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clanshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97244823Does it involve snowing nukes?
What's the highest ranked officer that's actually going to see combat (for the dcms though I doubt it's much different for most IS militaries)? The coordinator of worlds and district warlords of course have taken to the field throughout history but in regular operations where's the cutoff between commanding mechs in the field and commanding from a dropship?
Can I set myself up to be part of Operation Bulldog in ATB?
>>97245065The Lyrans specifically respect hauptmanns (company captains) for being officers who fight alongside them. That's probably normal across the IS, as at the battalion level commanders are going to be in the rear directing traffic. If any commander above company level is in direct combat something probably went wrong.
>>97245065Company Captains are definitely in combat because their command lance is a normal part of the company's strength. If they sat it out, then they'd be shorting their unit. Battalion level Majors have a command lance, but it's a detached element so it doesn't have to get up into combat unless they're being pushed or they're a lead from the front type officer. Colonels and above might not even be in a mech and only get into combat if things go wrong or they're really deep into a do or die situation.
Stories, art, don’t care. Post it or don’tWhite human male and orc female pairings are the key to fixing the realm
>>97218811modern man yearns for the collapse.
Nothing more wholesome than a questing knight and the she-orc “bodyguard” accompanying him on his adventures.
>>97234343>back it up. I'm sorry, i didn't remember needing to prove my self to the mongrols of Morrowind. If you ever doubt the power of Dagoth-ur (the god) i suggest looking at the ghostfence and realizing that it takes 3 false gods and legions of your ancestor's souls to slow my divine disease down.>why don't i come up there insteadoh my you'll have to forgive me but i am enjoying this.First you threaten me with the insane and the senile Telvanni and then you insist to come here?To this place where destiny is made?Perhaps you should regal me with stories of the vast Telvanni Plantations that need slave labour apparently when you arrive.My initial assessment has not changes.you're Haalu, and half n'wah.I bet your mother was a prostitute wait, that's redundant she was haalu and your father was an argonian. explains why you're so interested in diving dick first into the "black marshes" of the shit-mer
>>97187485I love them man. Green, big, muscular, probably love small men.
I've never really thought about orc magic beyond vague associations with something illusive and primal? What do you think, oh wise fatguys?
Thread 449: Ikemen Gabwelius EditionBushi-Navi EN: www.en.bushi-navi.com/Deck Log:decklog.bushiroad.com/ (JP)decklog-en.bushiroad.com/ (EN)Beginner guide, decklists and other info: pastebin.com/QxKQRhrQ (embed)Up to date fanmade PC online games, 3DS/Switch emulation and Mobile games: pastebin.com/7Fj8VqA2 (embed)Cardfight and Buddyfight matchmaking server: discord.gg/6xVFD4rWeiss/Schwarz Resources: pastebin.com/sk2iSjW1 (embed)BCS 2025/26 Info: https://en.bushiroad.com/events/bcs2526/DivineZ DELUXE Finals Ep 12: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0mj1pSvrusDivineZ Parallactic Clash Trailer: https://x.com/cfvanguard_PR/status/2000909190534246745Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
wtf are they doing
>Akina second duel ever>He dont know he can attack rear>Still win agains a semi-proNao is megumi 2.0 lolAlso will akina stop saying miracles every 2 seconds? its getting obnoxious already and it's only 3 episodes
Why the FUCK is his power armor broken? The Badab War was 100 years ago. This dude leads a legion-sized band of space marine pirates and is one of the wealthiest and most powerful space marine lords in the setting, on par with chapter masters of the first founding chapters.WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE NOT HAVE FIXED HIS POWER ARMOR. Does GW even know their own fucking setting anymore?
>>97243699>shoulder pad makers when they see space furriers
>>97244028Too animated for something so diseased and dead
>>97244553He's got crabs or some shit in his astartes-pattern pubes.
>>97242133>the badab war was 100 years agoWasn't it M38?
>>97244061Abaddon is the better mini.
Grogmas in the hive streets editionPrevious Thread:>>97019770Check out here for useful links and a catalogue of relevant miniatures retailers:https://pastebin.com/nnNqqFLnThe Rogue Trader magazine article compilation:https://gofile.io/d/yNK9bq
>>97241132should have been been this pic but eh whatever
>>97241140I wonder if they get mistaken for Doom Eagles a lot.
>>97237452Merry Christmas, /GROG/!How's the casting quality of the WargamesFoundry Ex-Citadel minis? Any other sources of Ex-Citadel minis still being legally produced and sold today?
>>97242978>legallyNobody cares. Fuck James, fuck GW shareholders.
>>97242978Trollsoup.com had some of the licensed Epicast Eldar resin vehicles
+++ADMINISTRATUM PASS KEY ACCEPTED+++>Loading message...Welcome to yet another glorious day in your officio station revered clerk of the Administratum.Your efforts in compiling the information on [Vokaris Sector] and its eight subsectors have been further garnering plenty of praise from your peers and lords above your meager station, we implore you to resume your task to gather this stellar data about this sector in our glorious Imperium of ManA brief reminder that as data comes in to your cogitator station via the servitors around you, you will have to compile it and make this sector whole again.May the God Emperor continue to guide you clerk Anon.Hello there, Anons of /tg/. If anyone is still interested in this fun project, here is the whole sector - updated with the discovered planets so far - where we can continue to create together, using the planet generator found on 1d6chan.Previous thread >>971016821d6 page>https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Setting:Vokaris_SectorComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97242888>Export: Alcohol/Drugs>Import: WorkersThink that wraps up this world
>>97243483>Last known picture of planetary governor Retlaw Etihw.>Wanted for narcotic creation, distribution, possession, and abuse.>Possible heresy. >Wanted Dead
>>97243483How many do we have left for the Expanse?
>>972452691 more
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>97245322I'll make the roll.
Out on Patrol Edition>What is this?/TG/ DEVELOPED A GAMEIT IS PLAYABLE. IT HAS BEEN PLAYED.EXPEDITION is a ~1880s era, Jules Verne-inspired retro-futurist, underground blood soaked adventurescape.It is a Skirmish wargame. Two players with their own expeditions, on a hexgrid map, explore & fight each other for victory and profit.3 versions of the rules exist, 2 of which have been playtested. The main one is 2e, to be found :>https://www.mediafire.com/folder/us7vnek39dc6k/AgarthaRulesas with maps, tokens and lore resources.>TL;DR Dochttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1LxdaGoBlJRTMuziMDupG5TeeFwNDnsIW2pfaRAcFDgA>Main Lore Doc, including links to anon-written short stories and additional lore in "Recommended..." sectionComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Merry christmas, everyone!
Have a holiday Revenant. This one is a test unit to see how assembly and painting works for something like this. I drilled a hole in the mouth to make a rictus howl and melted the face down with acetone, once it sets it should hopefully look mask-like. After that I'll need to firm up the crest and maybe add something on the back if I feel like it.
For some reason, this piece fits so well in the setting, but I have no idea what it could be exactly...
I've added the updated version of the neomughal.Changes are>Words of Wisdom traitClarified that the roll needed is leadership.>MaharataReduced LD to 4 and its special action needing 2LD>AsceticReduced its cost to 10. It barely does anything.>Lemurian SharpshooterModified "Seventhfold Sharpshooter": Secretly note down an Enemy or Hostile model, a hex and publicly note an upcoming turn. If at any point in the noted turn the noted model enters the noted Hex, interrupt its activation, and the “Lemurian Sharpshooter” resolves as many ranged shots as it has available (if it has 4shots, do 4 attacks; if it has 2 shots, do 2 attacks; if it has to reload, nothing happens). The “lemurian sharpshooter” still needs to be within its range to do so.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
>>97244834(2/2)>I have no idea if the Colonel survived or not, or if they really were a heretic but I don't have time to worry about that now.>"Ma'am is everything alright?" one of my guards asks."I'm fine. What is the statue?">I turn to my vox officer.>I learn a squadron of marauder bombers appeared out of nowhere and started bombing the krieg lines.>The Blood Bowl arena has also devolved into utter chaos.>The mayor/ lord general managed to escape thanks to a valkyrie evac though and is on his way to town hall (the one with the mural on the side form last year) to start coordinating the defense of New Yur.>I nod and tell my troops that until further notice, we'll be in charge of tracking down and guarding the Candlemas hot coco for moral purposes.>This is both because I really want some, and I know that many guardsmen will lose faith and stop fighting if they find out we lost the hot coco in this mess.>The vox officer manages to track it down to Cinnamon Street thanks to vox chatter form a tank regiment in the area.>We move out of the bunker and into the chimera to call for back up from my regiment and begin making our way to Cinnamon Streat.
>>97243424>>97244208>Be Priscilla>Lord Spencer puts me down briefly and gives me a tap on the head strong enough to give me yet another concussion, but does allow me to shake off the effects of the drugs briefly>It appears he is tired of listening to me ramble, and I am deeply terrified of saying something that will cause him to slay me, so as he gives his speech I reach down, grab a crumbled ball of discarded Candlemas wrapping paper, and shove it deep into my own mouth>I nod vigorously when he reaches the part of the speech where he says “do you want to live?”, but I am not sure he notices, because at that moment a warband of Schlick comes around the bend >They are mostly daemonettes, including some in rubber dog suits with openings in all the wrong places >Judging by the number of nets, whips, and snares they are carrying, they are clearly here to capture me instead of shoot me, which I suppose is something, though thanks to the heightened emotions the drugs have awakened in me I almost faint just at the sight of them >Lord Spencer throws me over his shoulder again and starts running >Few things can outrun a Space Marine, unfortunately daemonettes are one of them >One daemonette jumps through the air, extends its incredibly long tongue so that it comes in contact with my face, and then lands on Spencer’s power pack >The tongue is sticky like a tree frog’s and adheres to the lower portion of my face like glue, smothering me and slowly pulling me off Spencer’s back by my face, and even worse, filling my nostrils with daemonette musk>I instinctively grab the tongue, but that just results in my hands getting stuck too >As “intrusive bad thoughts” muddle my mind, I barely feel Spencer grab my leg to keep me from getting dragged off him by the tongue, but I also feel the impacts as more and more daemonettes land on Spencer, trying to pin him down >This is really, really bad Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97244834>Be Hot Krampus, Lesser Daemon of Slaanesh >A bomb damages by bunker, trapping me beneath rubble and giving Kate and her aide the opportunity to escape >I will deal with them later, as when I finally free myself from the rubble, it is only six seconds until midnight and there are plenty of souls in New Yur I consider a juicier target than Kate >It is a lesser Krampus’s turn to impersonate the Colonel and oversee the battle against the “Burmaze Arsonists”, freeing me to teleport into the city, take my true form, and begin hunting the most wicked in a wicked city >The Krieger teams are hard at work taking down mid-level targets, and the Drukhari are stealthily taking down anyone they decide is wicked, but us Krampi left the most sinful for ourselves to take >In one hand is my bundle of daemonic birch branches, although they may look like mere sticks, they are harder than adamantium, slice through flesh, cloth, and armor like a hot knife through butter, and leave festering wounds which never heal and which cause unimaginable agony >In my other hand is my Soul Thief Sack >Anyone that gets shoved in there goes straight to my own private little section of the Halls of Eternal Punishment, to be my private plaything for the rest of eternity >I deal with my first six targets in rapid succession >A wealthy noble who pays others to commit brutal rapes while she watches, a Rogue Trader who wiped out a whole culture of tribal humans to free up land for colonization, the owner of a sweatshop who regularly canes, and later preys upon the lower moving members of his all female workforce, the owner of a major telemarketing outfit, a Felinid captain who can only cum when she is in the same room as drowning puppies, and then there is Steve. Fuck Steve, even I think he is pretty messed up
>>97245266>I could say we are doing the city a favor by removing these guys, but we are hardly doing this out of the goodness of our hearts given we will spend the rest of the year finding and enabling even worse monsters for next year’s Krampusmas harvest slaughter >Let's see, for my next round of targets, two serial killers, a redditor, a serial rapist, a furry, and someone named Tina who has done just about every evil thing one can do with a mortal's body
>>97244529what would have happened to Rhea and Namara if they had joined En'Dee's faction? that seems to be the direction things were going when the qst died