After playing both the original Shandalar and the 2016 update version I've come to the conclusion that magic was just more fun in 1995 when it was more loose and relaxed. The kinds of decks you go up against in the 2016 version are so much more ruthless about shutting down every play you make that the only way to compete is to be an even more obnoxious dickhead and make sure they never get a chance to do anything. Every victory was bitter and spiteful in a way that I never felt with the older simpler Magic cards.
If your campaign were a tv show, how charming would people find your character?
>Sociopath>Cat ears>Geordie accentProbably an 8/10 but only because people get attracted to broken people in media, because they can't stab them in real life.
>>97353744>a failed yuppie/corpo drone mix of Rokurō Okajima from Black Lagoon and Lyonel Huts gone rogue playing face and charlatan for the group of misfits he joined while trying to keep the 'business man' facadeI guess people would at least find him entertaining.
She is mixture of Inej Ghafa, Lisbeth Salander Elim Garak in Tiefling form.She would possess a magnetic, dangerous charisma, the kind that makes an audience lean in because they are never quite sure if she is about to kiss someone or cut their throat.
>>97353744>Questionably Arabic man amongst a group of questionably Arabic peopleThey would find them smelly
>>97353891So you made Taash from Dragon Age failguard, but you "think" you made lucretia borgia.
Besides Shadowdark, are there any other TTRPGs that have playable goblins?
>>97346093Glad you enjoyed them. I drew a few for the previous gobbo thread.
>>97341430Funny how that guy who insists goblins must be ugly is nowhere to be found.
>>97351756That's what I like about cartooning. You can make stuff as cute or as ugly as you like. A lot of my male goblin faces tend to look the same, but there's no reason you can't give them more rounded faces or stubbier noses for a little variety.
>>97351756He is a homosexual, plain and simple. Everything he says is just windowdressing.
where the goblin femboys at?
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>>97353191How about a whip? For whipping people.
>>97346883This could revolutionize making model-accurate concept art for video games and anything which uses painted models (like warhammer), never let someone tell you that AI art can't involve skill/effort.
>>97354125It's already used for concept art, hardly a revolution
>Dark elves exist to be evil elves>There's occasionally orcs that are noble savages rather than pillagers>Even dwarves have some evil equivalents like chaos dwarfs in warhammer and whatnotWhat would a "Dark" equivalent to gnomes be like? How do you corrupt a little jolly bearded man from the woods into something evil?
>>97353997The Hobbit was published in 1937. Gnomes are folklore inventions from centuries ago. I think gnomes have endured for far longer. Regardless, the point is that trying to use gnomes to make them fit into Tolkien-inspired races is getting them backwards. They should be the original ones, older and more magical, no the other way around.
>>97353858>>97353874Rather then evil Gnomes, what would 'Good' Kobolds look like?
pretty sure Deep Gnomes are a thing in a few settings, and generally they're schizophrenic and disturbed by things that lurk in the deepest parts
>>97353846Gnomes are evil gnomes
>>97354009The Gnomes was published in 1977Paracelsus's gnomes have as much to do with modern fantasy gnomes as the dwarfs of the sagas have to do with Tolkien's dwarves"Gnome" has just become the standard English translation for a dozen different little guys from different European folklore
TP4 reanimation protocols Edition▶Previous thread:>>97139724▶News:Reminder that next box is Sisters vs Raptors:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/zrjpzrms/adepta-sororitas-battle-chaos-space-marines-over-a-long-forgotten-tomb-in-kill-team-shadowhunt/▶Official Key Downloads, FAQs and Erratahttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/kill-team/▶Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/AinK04▶Boxed Set Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/NWRByw (deprecated)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97353304Not gonne happen this edition. 4 operative teams are a no go and the other assassins are horus heresy only.
>>97353735Death cult assassins are diff than officio assassinorium doughbeit
>>97353937oh that, sorry then not gonne happen because sanctifier already have one.
>>97353304I'd say your best options are either using e.g. striking scorpions/banshees as a proxy, or enjoying the assassins in either sanctifiers or starstriders teams.
>>97354064nta, but Sanctifiers already overlap with Inquisitional Agents like this and those in turn overlap with Battleclade. I can see Death Cult kill team being made eventually, it would make sense here
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>>97353534>Malifauxg0f1le /d/iKGWg3
Hi, does anyone have the playtest of Beast The Roleplaying Game?
>>97347958 here, requesting Total Warfare, Strategic Operations and Tactical Operations; I thought I had them, but I guess not.
Seconding this, please!
>>97354078First post over in /btg/ has links for BattleTech PDFs.
Do you prefer Pokémon, Yugioh, or Magic the Gathering?
>>97349059Fuck those guys.They are all gay, and they fuck the balance when you're the only guy with a planeswalker.I know, because I was that guy; got all my mates to go for the promotional free deck; everything was fine 'til I got a Gideon.It whacks the game balance; I drew that fucker and my mates povo decks crumbled.The mechanic is clearly a bolt-on, poorly balanced and poorly thought out.Needless to say, everybody got bummed out and stopped playing.Because planeswalker cards don't just suck conceptually, they suck the fun out of the game, and that's worse.But I digress.I have forsaken TCG's; they are of the devil.
>>97349059I actually don't hate planeswalkers from a mechanical standpoint, even if I think it's pretty unnecessary. They have done, and would do fine, as legendary creature cards.My beef is that the shift in portraying a wide cast of new planeswalkers as main characters was part of some very bad story decisions. We kind of saw two major sides of Magic before the Mending:>Planeswalkers as part of the conflict with Phyrexia, surrounding the life of Urza>The exploration of worlds where Planeswalkers are either wholly absent, or are more important for the background of the worlds that things are happening in, rather than the main focus charactersWhat we moved on to is:>"No, guys, we're totally not trying to capitalize on superhero team tropes right now. Who cares about the integrity of lore for the worlds we're visiting? It's all about the characters we can't write well! They're planeswalkers like you, so we want to lean into them, but we're losing faith in story's ability to be sold, so we're going to drop the ball right after we make this huge change in how we market the game!"
are pokemon ttrpgs discussed on /tg/?i was checking the catalog lately and haven't noticed any. please don't tell me to go to /vp/, I've briefly looked there and I don't want to do it ever again.
STOP AVOIDING THE FACT THAT OP IS POSTING RACISM OUTSIDE /b/YOU ARE NOT BEING CUTE BY PLAYING COYHE DID NOT MAKE THIS THREAD IN GOOD FAITH>b-but if we turn it INTO an interesting /tg/ thread, then...THEN WHAT WILL HAPPEN IS YOU WILL ATTRACT MORE /b/TARDS DOING THE SAME THING. REPORT AND IGNORE.
>>97354208would you really prefer me to make a second pokemon thread instad of hijacking this?
Douchemachine used to be the largest competition to GW. Now look at it and laugh
>>97353578Weird, in my area the 5e players are economic right, socially left and the OSR players are economic left *and* socially left.
>>97330704Ok, but what's the issue with Warmachine? Its unironically doing great, besides the lack of publicity>Models are great>Very fun to play>Dogshit resin from PP era now replaced by quality SFG resin>Frequent new releases>Already 3 new armies planned in advance>Extremely healthy printing culture>Old armies still getting support and 3D print STLs>Will get new year balance patch in like a weekHonestly the best wargame on the market right now, unless you're a Timmy brainlet that can't into combo play.
>>97344563M'negroid, metal minis are widely available from just about every seller I know outside of the two big ones (gw and warlord)
>>97354014Eh, I'm over igougo games.
>>97354014>They invalidated all my models I bought prior to Mk4. I have thousands worth of them with thousands of hours of painting.>Also, their 3d printed models are disgraceful compared to stuff on MMF. they have 0 excuse. Still the same big chunks with soft details.>Mk3 themes gave everyone PTSD. Today it's awesome combos, tomorrow it's themes requiring the newest riot quest model, priced at $100 for a limited edition figure smaller than a guardsman.>Where TF is menoth?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekU3T9M3E9IFrenopolis is a gamified tetragrammaton clothed in the memetic zeitgeist.This thread is for discussion and development logging.It's easiest to learn with YGO/MTG experience.It's not for sale, but you can request a free physical 2-player 90 card set by following the instructions in the description of this video:https://youtu.be/oPoBUoagO_k(No payment or identifying info required)Playmats have arrived and will be sent out with the playtesting kits. Anyone who already received a set with the shipping label name "Current Resident" should be receiving one by 1/10/26. If your shipping label was not sent to "Current Resident", email or DM me on telegram so I can send you one. Tabletop Simulator Demo Implementation:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97353834Shaming the retard is it's own reward.If he fails to learn, I get to do it again.
>>97353847
i don't get it
>>97353709>I'm perplexed why nobody has just shown you a screenshot and told you to fuck off yet.Same, I would fuck off if I saw proof of anyone actually engaging with this game. I already established that, or are you too stupid to understand that much?>I'm le owning the troll with my screencapProves nothing lol, as far as I know you're just white knighting for yourself. But hey, if you're not OP, it should be easy to take a pic of your game being played, and not just screenshot YouTube promo shit. Since OP couldn't manage that, surely you can.
>>97354128You are mad somebody is making something, yet you are barren, like a childless forty year old woman seething at a new family.I showed you the screenshot, Wilbur.It could have been edited, but isnt it more likely that you are just a frustrated retard with emotional and intellectual problems?I mean, I'd have sympathy, if you werent demonstrating your ugly inner nature.Do be a dear, piss off and die somewhere nobody can smell your remains fermenting.Ugly boy.
Players or GMs of RPGs, tell us what is your…Favourite melee weapon or fighting styleFavourite ranged weaponFavourite monsterFavourite magic spellFavourite character typeFavourite non-weapon item/gadgetFavourite type of adventure/missionFavourite settingFavourite genreDescriptive adjective for your character
>>97342589>Favourite melee weapon or fighting styleBattleaxe>Favourite ranged weaponHandaxe, or bow and arrow>Favourite monsterDemons, hags, or golems of odd and/or interesting varieties>Favourite magic spellBasically any fire spell, or Mold Earth>Favourite character typeAnything I haven’t played before>Favourite non-weapon item/gadgetRope, preferably with a hook>Favourite type of adventure/missionOne I get to capture a monster or solve a puzzle/riddleComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97342589What are yours?Why did you post an image that has nothing to do with your thread?Are you human?
>check thread a day later >OP doesn't respond >no one else filled out the survey gey
>>97342589I like big fucking axes.I like throwing big fucking axes.My favourite monster is a magically animated big fucking axe that flies around on it's own.My favourite magic spell is "I hit you with a fucking axe"My favourite character type is a guy holding a big fucking axe.My favourite non-weapon item or gadget is a little axe that's actually a razor/bottle openerMy favourite type of adventure involves recovering powerfully enchanted magical axes, which are guarded by enchanted flying axes.My favourite setting is anywhere I can bring an axe.My favourite genre is Axepunk, where the entire economy and basis of civilization revolves around making, selling and using axes to solve problems.My adjective is "Visceral".I can describe over four hundred distinct and variably lurid ways to kill somebody with an axe.If I could choose Axe for a race that would be dandy, but Dwarf or Warforged is close enough.
>>97353822This was written by a Dwarf
We have all experienced the coming and going so GMs, Players and games; and then left holding the bag too start all over again at Square One. If and when you have to start over from scratch how and where (online) would you start I'll look for groups and games?There has been numerous reasons that would force someone to start all over again be it scheduling, life, work, people changing.
>>97350705>an ugly bastard of every ethnicity and genderDont worry anon, you're invited
Starting from scratch especially at a beginner's level and this hobby is a nightmare.
>>97349305Play solo with schizo oracle tables
>>97349305probably find a bunch of rando sites to advertise on, run oneshots and poach the good players for a proper game
i like how people have interpreted this in different ways.but i'd make it a black-and-white rule: no technology. or maybe, no technology for COMMUNICATION (print out character sheets, sure).one of those axioms like "don't eat any foods your grandparents couldn't have". it's folksy but if you omit keyboards and screens, there goes /tg/, Reddit, Discord, Roll20 (and the rest).you may even have to play games with your friends that you already know. (or the ones you'll make, moving to a new area.)
Hybrid editionPrevious: >>97344896>Most recent bracket system updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-october-21-2025>Outline article introducing the bracket systemhttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/introducing-commander-brackets-beta>Current banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Gay Bolashttps://e621.net/posts?tags=nicol_bolasComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>97354092cris vibes
The damage is calculated when it resolves not when it goes on the stack right?
>>97354139right
Work in Progress, "Nobody screws with the Tank Police!" Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
A dreadnought
>>97354163And the idea behind it. I want to have a bunch of blood and gore dripping from the bloodletter
>>97354149Oh fuck, now we're cooking
>>97354172bonus spectrum points if you make it look like a charging station of some sort of mechanical device, so you can also use it as terrain
>>97351936That black wash totally ruins the effect. Verdigris is contrasts so nicely with metal because it's matte, the wash glosses it up.
Emotional support elf editionDiscuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, game stories art and any else that's elfy is all appreciated.Thread question: To what extent do elves share their wisdom and experience with other races to help them emotionally and psychologically?previous thread: >>97278632
speaking of overrated works when are people going to accept that everything Tolkien wrote outside of LoTR and the hobbit is shonen-tier powerlevel cringe that undermines major themes of his actually good books or meaningless lore nobody cares about?
>>97351413Go to bed, Melkor.Accept that an elf crippled you.
>>97335363Least mentally ill tr/a/nny
>>97351430not an argument :^)
>>97335363TRVKE